pirate1111 posted:blind dates are very annoying...it was all going so well until she stood by the window
I am speechless, which makes a change for me, Pirate 
Graffiti vandals, they need catching and having a hand surgically removed. It's a filthy, degrading act of public vandalism. These peole not only make the place look a mess, it costs the public purse.
BrewDog. Just watching a programme about the company and they are just a bunch of beardy hipster twats.
Would you take food purchased in KFC into a MacDonalds, buy a soft drink and proceed to eat your KFC?
I doubt it. So why would you buy a coffee then proceed to eat a 2 course meal in a coffee shop? A meal you have purchased in a supermarket (I can see the packaging).
What makes it worse for me is they leave all of their packaging behind for the coffee shop staff to clean up !!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrr.
Why is it called Multipurpose compost?
I can only see one use - to grow things
Silly people 
Saint posted:Why is it called Multipurpose compost?
I can only see one use - to grow things
Silly people
There are specialist composts for growing specialist fings though 
But what does a 'multi' one do except grow things?
You can't bake with it 
Multi meaning you can grow allsorts in it 
"Grow" - exactly - purpose remains the same
Car stickers - there's another one - very annoying
Saint posted:"Grow" - exactly - purpose remains the same
Car stickers - there's another one - very annoying
That I agree with you on.........just why 
Do we have multi purpose watering cans just cos it can water different things, lol - nope - resting my case
Nah, it's still just water that comes from it
LOVE the honesty 
We could do with more of the honesty where advertising's concerned
Saint posted:
I like those
Saint posted:
Very reminiscent of the sort of genuine stunts that Mark Thomas gets up to. One of his more recent was to go into book shops and place stickers which said "Also available in charity shops" on the books!
Homes Under the Hammer - In particular the introduction of Dion Dublin as a third presenter. Now this is nothing against Dion Dublin but the BBC, a company which is trying to make savings have added a presenter and associated costs to a programme which functioned perfectly well with two presenters, two of whom are both season property developers.
Go figure.
Saint posted:
LOVE the honesty
Have you noticed how the words 'Soft' and 'Sneeze' are much larger than the rest of the sentence?
A cynic would suggest that some would see the words soft and sneeze and not pay too much attention to the remainder of the words, thereby reducing the impact of the 'honesty' of the line.
And in the same vein .... the constant movement of stock around a supermarket - most infuriating !!
Saint posted:
LOVE the honesty
that made me laugh...brilliant 
Shop assistants standing bottles up in the corner of a carrier bag when you haven't got much else shopping.....lie it down fer gawd sake! 
. . . and superior shop assistants!!
You work in Boots - selling smellies, you're not a pharmacist
Saint posted:. . . and superior shop assistants!!
You work in Boots - selling smellies, you're not a pharmacist
velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:. . . and superior shop assistants!!
You work in Boots - selling smellies, you're not a pharmacist
allbeauty.com
Cuts out the middlewoman
Oooh yer soooo complex 
Teenage boys with full beards - it's just not right !!!
Surely a "bread knife" can cut other things??
Well I use it for cutting tomatoes
Sprout posted:Well I use it for cutting tomatoes
Renegade!!
Saint posted:Sprout posted:Well I use it for cutting tomatoes
Renegade!!
I've often used it to drag something forward that's fell down in between the side of the cooker and the bench top too!
But does it not squish when you slice it Bazzy?
I need a lie down - the order of things has gone to pot !!!
Saint posted:I need a lie down - the order of things has gone to pot !!!
The Grand National - should be banned 
Why? if a horse doesn't want to run....it won't! ain't nothing you can do to stop it
Baz posted:Sprout posted:But does it not squish when you slice it Bazzy?
No, it's very sharp
But a serrated edge is better for cutting