Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

People who think that Ku Klux Clan is pronounced 'Clue Klux Clan' 

im ALWAYS getting told off for saying it like that at our local meeting

 

...hang on, your not serious! 

of course i am...grand wizard

Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

People who think that Ku Klux Clan is pronounced 'Clue Klux Clan' 

im ALWAYS getting told off for saying it like that at our local meeting

 

...hang on, your not serious! 

of course i am...grand wizard

I always liked the sound of Imperial Kludd. 

So that's the MOT, Service, tyre, air con and ball joint and brake pads.

That will be £499 total.

 

Me, "Right, so if I don't take it elsewhere and let you do all that work today what kind of deal can you do?"

 

That'll be £450

 

See what I did - you do the same, ok

Originally Posted by Saint:

So that's the MOT, Service, tyre, air con and ball joint and brake pads.

That will be £499 total.

 

Me, "Right, so if I don't take it elsewhere and let you do all that work today what kind of deal can you do?"

 

That'll be £450

 

See what I did - you do the same, ok

 

 

I just knocked £10 off my broadband and phone line. Quite easy if you are prepared to ask.

 

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Saint:

So that's the MOT, Service, tyre, air con and ball joint and brake pads.

That will be £499 total.

 

Me, "Right, so if I don't take it elsewhere and let you do all that work today what kind of deal can you do?"

 

That'll be £450

 

See what I did - you do the same, ok

 

 

I just knocked £10 off my broadband and phone line. Quite easy if you are prepared to ask.

 

Oooh nice one EC and Saint 

 

 

I have to say it, students!

 

They are back in town and don't we know it. My very early walk to the bus in the morning is punctuated by discarded fast food packaging, chips and chicken carcasses peppering the footpath, pools of vomit in doorways, kerbsides and slap bang in the middle of the footpaths.

 

Finally they think it really good fun to throw used bottles and cans in the two fountains we have along with washing up liquid that creates a right old mess along with cost of cleaning the water up.

 

Education - great innit.

 

 

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

 

I have to say it, students!

 

They are back in town and don't we know it. My very early walk to the bus in the morning is punctuated by discarded fast food packaging, chips and chicken carcasses peppering the footpath, pools of vomit in doorways, kerbsides and slap bang in the middle of the footpaths.

 

Finally they think it really good fun to throw used bottles and cans in the two fountains we have along with washing up liquid that creates a right old mess along with cost of cleaning the water up.

 

Education - great innit.

 

 

 

 

and not a pigs head in sight 

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

 

I have to say it, students!

 

They are back in town and don't we know it. My very early walk to the bus in the morning is punctuated by discarded fast food packaging, chips and chicken carcasses peppering the footpath, pools of vomit in doorways, kerbsides and slap bang in the middle of the footpaths.

 

Finally they think it really good fun to throw used bottles and cans in the two fountains we have along with washing up liquid that creates a right old mess along with cost of cleaning the water up.

 

Education - great innit.

 

 

I have to say....I don't miss the Metro trains being full of them at 8.00-8.30 in the morning 

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

Yeah, but there's annoyances and there's annoyances  

 

 

modern day annoyances Pam...

Maybe that is a modern day annoyance, but it's way down on my list  

Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

Yeah, but there's annoyances and there's annoyances  

 

 

modern day annoyances Pam...

Maybe that is a modern day annoyance, but it's way down on my list  

 

 

but the thread is modern day annoyances  

Originally Posted by Saint:

mention one Pam

I might have mentioned it before, It's people not actually getting out of my way when I'm out and about 

 

People standing in shop doorways to put their change back in their purse/bags and stuff like that. Oh and, people trying to get on public transport before others have a chance to get off 

Originally Posted by Saint:

Children who stare

Men with cats

People who say they are 'passionate' about anything

Foods reducing in size but prices going up

Drama queen media reporting

Ugg boots

No more white eggs

 

I'll give you that one too, although I always stare back....it puts them off big time  

AND HERE WE GO

My friend works for this company

I happened to click on their blurb . . . .

 

"At Citytalk we passionately believe in our five fundamental rules, these are the bases of our business ethics and are carried through each department, these core values have enabled us to become a trusted Telecoms, IT & Security provider for hundreds of companies throughout the UK. We offer a complete ICT & security solution for the SME market, with unrivalled customer services prioritised to be at the top of everything we do."

 

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

Patrick Kielty - I just don't get this fella and why he is on our screens. Although he purports to be a comedian he just seems to turn up on the odd show and be bland.

 

 

 

As if by magic he is on Sunday Brunch. Beer tasting and to get a head on his beer he decided to take another glass, hit the rim of one glass with the base of another, partially breaking the glass of the one he is to drink from.

 

What a dick, he even drinks from the broken glass!

He was awful on Love Island - years ago

Unfunny and sneering at the show he was on!!

 

 . . .and while I'm on

Kenny lynch - always seemed to hang around, no idea why he's famous, just seemed to 'be' around.

May be a nice guy - but he's like Rod stewart, around but not doing anything

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

When Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk, why oh why does everything but his trouser fall off.

 

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not hankering for a peek at the Hulk's danglies, I'm just confused as to why post transformation they are still intact given the enormous size he has grown to.

 

 

 

  I always used to wonder that too

 

The person in front of me who was more interested in having a phone conversation than ordering or listening to the person taking his order.

 

It took all my strength not to rip the phone out of his hand and drop it into a hot steaming Americano!!!!

 

 

Show the girl serving you some respect.

 

 

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Saint:

We just had an "Emergency Response Unit" in our street.

 

Whatever happened to "Fire Engine" ??

 

"Mummy, when I grow up I want to be an Emergency Response Unit person"

 

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