Saint posted:Wrinkles
Grey hair
Werther's Originals
Driving slowly
High wasted clothing
. . . you're right - there's five
Trust me, there's more than five!
Yogi19 posted:Saint posted:Wrinkles
Grey hair
Werther's Originals
Driving slowly
High wasted clothing
. . . you're right - there's five
Go on, go on, go on . . . .
On the back of a bus today I saw an advert,
"Work hard - Play hard ... education for 3 to 9year olds"
What the !!! Telling 3yr olds to work hard and play hard - unbelievable 
Moonie posted:Why is it that Ufologists assume every unexplained light in the sky is of extraterrestrial origin?
Keeps 'em in a job
Moonie posted:People who sit on the back seats of buses and put their dirty, disgusting and contaminated feet on the facing seats, where other people have to sit. It's not just youngsters either
Oooo yes .....as a person who spent years travelling by bus ......that used to drive me mad too
Saint posted:Moonie posted:Why is it that Ufologists assume every unexplained light in the sky is of extraterrestrial origin?
Keeps 'em in a job
India Fisher - that ridiculous voice
Voice over woman on Master Chef
. . . and it's Mar-ster - not Mast-ster
People who lean on supermarket trolleys so are unable control them properly...
People who push their supermarket trolleys in one direction whilst looking in the other...
People who stand two abreast in a narrow aisle chatting when others are trying get past or get items from the shelf they are standing by...
People who let their young children push supermarket trolleys...
People who........well that's enough for now
It doesn't need an 'r' - simples - just like xylophone has no 'z'
BBC NEWS JUST USED THE PHRASE "OFF OF"
Saint posted:BBC NEWS JUST USED THE PHRASE "OFF OF"
No. Way.
On a related issue, I've noticed some awful spelling in online newspapers.
Don't journo-peeps go to school any more?
Moonie posted:People who lean on supermarket trolleys so are unable control them properly...
People who push their supermarket trolleys in one direction whilst looking in the other...
People who stand two abreast in a narrow aisle chatting when others are trying get past or get items from the shelf they are standing by...
People who let their young children push supermarket trolleys...
People who........well that's enough for now
All of the above annoy me too
Baz posted:Moonie posted:People who lean on supermarket trolleys so are unable control them properly...
People who push their supermarket trolleys in one direction whilst looking in the other...
People who stand two abreast in a narrow aisle chatting when others are trying get past or get items from the shelf they are standing by...
People who let their young children push supermarket trolleys...
People who........well that's enough for now
All of the above annoy me too
Moonie posted:Baz posted:Moonie posted:People who lean on supermarket trolleys so are unable control them properly...
People who push their supermarket trolleys in one direction whilst looking in the other...
People who stand two abreast in a narrow aisle chatting when others are trying get past or get items from the shelf they are standing by...
People who let their young children push supermarket trolleys...
People who........well that's enough for now
All of the above annoy me too
We can add to the above with...
People who push their trolleys and then suddenly swing them around in the aisle without bothering too look who is close behind or walking past them...
Moonie posted:Moonie posted:Baz posted:Moonie posted:People who lean on supermarket trolleys so are unable control them properly...
People who push their supermarket trolleys in one direction whilst looking in the other...
People who stand two abreast in a narrow aisle chatting when others are trying get past or get items from the shelf they are standing by...
People who let their young children push supermarket trolleys...
People who........well that's enough for now
All of the above annoy me too
People who push their trolleys and then suddenly swing them around in the aisle without bothering too look who is close behind or walking past them...
velvet donkey posted:Prams in narrow isled stores.
Just leave your kids with a family member. Or use contraception cos I want in and out.
Said the Bishop to the actress..
John Bishop - he's not funny and his annoying Scouse- laaa accent ... erm ... annoys me !!!!
Saint posted:John Bishop - he's not funny and his annoying Scouse- laaa accent ... erm ... annoys me !!!!
I like him
Little Hitlers in the workplace
No matter what the job, there'll be someone who thinks they're the King of that job.
Making coffee - there was a 'boss' of Costa the other day testing the minimum wage skivvies about "What does this spoon do?"
I would have said, "That goes up your arse."
Anyone who says they are passionate about their job unless its saving lives or similar needs a bloody good slap.
Thank you 
Saint posted:Little Hitlers in the workplace
No matter what the job, there'll be someone who thinks they're the King of that job.
Making coffee - there was a 'boss' of Costa the other day testing the minimum wage skivvies about "What does this spoon do?"
I would have said, "That goes up your arse."
Anyone who says they are passionate about their job unless its saving lives or similar needs a bloody good slap.
Thank you
THIS kind of garbage is exactly what annoys me.
OK, I love Purdey's - it's my favourite drink - but this advert for it borders on the ridiculous.
It's a DRINK not a life dream or a purpose for life. Idiots
Saint posted:
OK, I love Purdey's - it's my favourite drink - but this advert for it borders on the ridiculous.
It's a DRINK not a life dream or a purpose for life. Idiots
What gets me is that it's one of those ads that has nothing to do with the product it's selling - if it wasn't for the branding at the start and end (and a cough-and-you'd-miss-it) reference by Idris), you wouldn't know it had anything to do with Purdey's. Indeed, I would have assumed it was for Nike (watch the last 30 seconds and you'll see what I mean... 
)
Sorry for the delay in thus post, EL: you hit a trigger word. Guess which one?
Saint posted:John Bishop - he's not funny and his annoying Scouse- laaa accent ... erm ... annoys me !!!!
I totally agree along with those talentless idiots Mcintyre and Manford.
Saint posted:Little Hitlers in the workplace
No matter what the job, there'll be someone who thinks they're the King of that job.
Making coffee - there was a 'boss' of Costa the other day testing the minimum wage skivvies about "What does this spoon do?"
I would have said, "That goes up your arse."
Anyone who says they are passionate about their job unless its saving lives or similar needs a bloody good slap.
Thank you
Yes. Couldn't agree more Sainty. You should only ever lie speak like that on your CV!!!
Lori posted:Sorry for the delay in thus post, EL: you hit a trigger word. Guess which one?
. . . and another thing !!!
The way we are brainwashed into hating smokers!!
Oh how dreadful it must be to smell the occasional cigarette waft your way - perhaps twice a week at the bus stop.
While we all seem to ignore that massive jumbo jet with two engines the size of a house roaring overhead, dropping God-knows-what on your head . . . while it carries U2 on a Save the World tour 
Lori posted:Sorry for the delay in thus post, EL: you hit a trigger word. Guess which one?
Ah, right... Thanks Lori; I was wracking my brains trying to figure out where I'd gone wrong there!
I'm guessing that discussion of Greek mythology will just have to wait, then...
TBH, it all took me back to the old C4 forum: the ban-stick coming out for no apparently good reason; cut-and-paste articles from the BBC being censored;
Happy Days!
Such behaviour has left me delicate and distressed 
Saint posted:. . . and another thing !!!
The way we are brainwashed into hating smokers!!
Oh how dreadful it must be to smell the occasional cigarette waft your way - perhaps twice a week at the bus stop.
While we all seem to ignore that massive jumbo jet with two engines the size of a house roaring overhead, dropping God-knows-what on your head . . . while it carries U2 on a Save the World tour
Yeaah! Go Sainty, voice of the peeps !
Eugene's Lair posted:TBH, it all took me back to the old C4 forum: the ban-stick coming out for no apparently good reason; cut-and-paste articles from the BBC being censored;
Happy Days!
Remember it well Eugene. It was like a Taliban takeover
To this day, I still say "carp" .... I'm still so traumatised by their strict no cursin' policy