Olly, they did that too with the Gollum saga, we KNOW how long it went on for, ALL BLOODY DAY, the highlight show made it look like it was only half an hour 

Hi there LUT'ers!  I used to do a bit of Luting (back in the day) on the channel 4 site - just logged back on here for first time this year, it's great to see some familiar names  I'll be around to help out here and there if needed as I have LF..

Josie and Rachael in bedr. Rach saying she feels embarrased about situation with JJ especially after she went in DR & said how she fancied him
Josie can't understand why JJ going on & on about her
Rach says she feels she can't join in convo's as JJ disagrees with everything she says
Josie " don't let anyone ruin your exp here" she reckons it's sexual tension..
Rach " that's weird psycology but I get where you're coming from"
Shabby says it's like school yard mentality. Neither josie nor shabby thinks JJ is a bad bloke but they don't agree with the way he's going about things

Rach disagrees that it's becos JJ secretly fancies her. She feels she keeps double checking herself when she speaks now
.Josie "he's got weird little ways hasn't he?"Shabby is shocked at the way he flipped - it came out of nowhere

SD

Big Brother randomly announced "This Is big Brother"

Shabby admits that she REALLY fancies Caiomhe. She doesn't want her to think she was only hanging out with her becos of that, though.. SD's
Rach reckons they(shabs and Caiomhe) would be good friends on outside
nathan comes in to ask if they like marmite..
caiomhe & Ife comes in and ask if they want to go in the pool
talk about how hot it is
talk turns to cappuchino's

hiya emplula and welcome back


Z.

Hi there Zaphod  & thanks!
got sidetracked with phone call -
They are now having lunch
Ben talking about the different themed parties he's had, (missed what they were)
bit of sd going on..
general hustle bustle , Rachel and corinne tidying away plates, evryone else still at table
Food talk with Nathan, Dave suggesting meals

Corinne & Rach at sink more washing up –

JJ Mario D Sun in a huddle in front of Bob Righter booth

Sun wonders if there is more to Bob or is he justa mannequin

Sun jokes she & BobR are going out – he is a good listener apparently

Dave & Ben join her on sofa

Dave “do you ever wonder what’s going on in the outside world?”

Ben “No”

Dave asks Ben if there would be women coming out with stories.

Dave reckons it could be the case with him(dave)

Kitchen

Shabby talking about a mozzarella based dish she once had to Caiomhe

Caiomhe “and how was it for you?”

Caiomhe & shabby pretending to be in a restaurant eating a meal. Caiomhe jokingly tells Rach there was a hair in her food

Shabs & caio now running around and out the kitchen

BB makes announcement for HM’s to gather

(could be time for final task)

Six final HM’s completing task have their instructions

They go into bedr to read

Can’t keep up- Govan reading too fast.

Sounds like same set-up as before ie knock out rounds.  Quiz element involved. Mario thinks it will be about re-cycling. (I think the general theme is Rubbish). They will be wearing costumes.

Mario “This will be fun, I’ve been looking forward to this all day” he rubs his hands at prospect of winning luxury spending allowance. He wants to get two ice-creams

They can win up to £200 & special prize for winner

Ife “ right are we ready for this John?”

JJ replies he is ready

Living Room

Dave Ben Josie Nathan Sunshine Steve & Shabby  on sofas idly tossing sock-ball to one another

Shabby wishes she had a task to do today- in fact she wishes she had done this task instead. “even if it is a bit smelly”

BB announcement costumes ready for collection

Dave says he will eat sushi with the mole when he gets out

More food talk, more SD’s
Josie telling Sunshine she has been a real little soldier not once complaining about being nominated
Govan come out dressed in black sorts black leggings blue t shirt and bright yellow vest and wellies
Much laughter
JJ wearing red vest and Mario blue vest
Sunshine says she didn't realise how hot JJ was until now..

Govan takes off his blue tshirt (i'm guessing not part of costume)
he says he feels embarrased

Everyone now in LR waiting.  Ball still doing the rounds

Mario practising his walk to cheers from the others

Mario has drawn a comedy tash on his upper lip

Rach has decided she will deffo have to wash her hair after this (thank god!)

Mario passes his boots to Josie to sniff. Boots have custom splashes of paint on them. Sunshine thinks she has paint on her hands.

SD’s while  ball being tossed around

Shabby comments to Rachael that Rach looks concerned

Rachael doesn’t want to have to wait as long as the other team did yesterday.  Camera keeps switching to JJ’s face everytime Rachael says anything. JJ still got his frown on whenever Rachael speaks. She’s obviously concerned about her hair as she hasn’t been able to wash it since she got in, due to lack of straighteners
Rach goes into bedr to pick up the task instructions which she reads
Sits back down with much fluffing of rag-tailed hair..

Excellent work emplula.

Shabby saying she doesn’t spend much time at her squat. She doesn’t know where her stuff is as she wasn’t around when they got kicked out of the last squat she lived in. Possessions mean nothing to her, she says.

Game show begins

Sounds like George Lamb, (can’t see screen)

 Game is called Binata (as in Pinata, the Spanish paper mache stuffed full of sweet etc hitting game) brief explanation then silence.

More waiting and SD’s

Ife “the one time I get a blocked-up nose…brilliant timing”

Dave “the best time in the world..”

Mario telling Josie he’s going to give her and Sunshine the biggest hug when he comes out of the Rubbish task..

Banging going on outside

BB announces hm’s should take their places in front of bins.  The blinds come up revealing garden

Lots of omg’s

3 large skips yellow blue red. Ladder in each skip. Nasty muck fills skip to about a third. Govan leaning against his skip psyching himself up. He has yellow goggles on his head & his put tissue up his nose. Rach wondes if that’s allowed

Rest of hm’s settling down in garden to watch

Contestants told to line up in front of their respective bins

Caiomhe having final sip of water

Sd

Govan and Rach trying to figure out where stuff might be buried in their skip. Lots of muttereing between them then Rach says “keep it on the downlow”

Caiomhe saying ”..there’s used condoms, etc..”
Mario thinks there's a used sanitary towel in his
Teams being intr to applause from hm

You're welcome, Spider, and Hi!  

Contestants have to decide which one going in bin. Govan tells Rachael that if she does it people will say “who would’ve thought she would do something like that?”

Looks like Rachael is falling for it and going in. Ife going in for the red team (with JJ) and Mario for the blue (with Caiomhe)

Rachael making a meal out of lowering herself in. lots of sd’s

Rach “is this the worst task ever?”

Rach now asking for some support please.

Round 1 is general scrummage. Answers to questions are somewhere in the bin

Rach & Govan get their answer out first ( a tyre)

Long wait.

Rachael retching while she rummages around in the bin. Govan tells her to stop poking around

Caiomhe shouting to BB “C’MON!!”

Next question… answer is shoes.

Blue team are thru to the next round. Cheers and high fives

Next question SD  it looks like it’s a close call – not sure who got that one

JJ shouts “NEXT – I’m getting angry now”

Next questions – answer is knickers. Govan gets them and waves them around before question has ended.
We are waiting to see who joins Mario & Caiomhe thru to next round

JJ reckons they will “make a come-back, don’t you worry”  he insists that Ife wanted to go in the bin.

oooooh Emplula great to see you. .good work

haven't been able to do any properly the last couple of days 

Can't  do any today either, am plagued by a rotten headache now after doing me bits and bobs earleir.. ..    but will be nice to have company when I can do some again..

Mario saying after smelling this stuff he is no longer hungry.

Hm’s getting restless and wandering about.  BB announcement to hm’s to get back to their original positions

The yellow team are eliminated.

BB “Govan & Rachael you are totally rubbish, go and sit down” Rach clambers out and they go sit down.

Remaining teams instructed to get out of their bins & hand over their mikes

JJ & Caiomhe to take their positions in the bin.

Team member in bin to put on their bin-blinkers.  No clues to be given as to bin contents.

Teams are ready… some sort of race.. they have to work their way along row of bins. Red against Blue working in opp directions and first to get to bin in centre. Bin contents have to pour contents over other team mate

Klaxon sounds

Mario making good start- they pick up buckets of gross crap and run back to chuck it over team mate in bin, then run back for next bucket.

Only got to see Ife & JJ run – it sounds like a bit of an accident with caiomhe – Mario apologising. Caiomhe asking if she can eat one of the marshmallows. She is running around the seated HM’s covered in crap & making them nervous.

They get called to stand by their bins. Blue told to sit down & Red remain by their bins – They are the winners

Caiomhe showering off yellow custardy muck off herself (Mario did a good job with the chucking)

Reds are thru to the finale. They get to swing at the Pinata. SD Each correct answer gets a swing – each swing counts towards shopping budget

They are working out who should swing. Ife answering question

Shabby “Ife are you good at this?”

Good to see you emplula. Your work is appreciated.
I will probably be back again around midnight for a while.
(But I don't think I can do anything tomorrow.)

Hi there Olly! good to see you  I hope you get rid of that headache sharpish.. i just had a mini panic when I thought i had deleted the last part of task (I am typing in word doc and cut & pasting) thank god for undo..

Ife gets 1^st question right. SD can’t catch 2^nd question. She is struggling with the 3^rd, what does your boss give you if you’re not very good at your job..( duh..the sack!!! C’mon!!) She asks if they can repeat the question

“ife you have failed to answer correctly, next question” which she gets

True or false question about bins/pins?

SD  Question about sesame st that she thinks Elmo is the answer to

Ife being given encouragement as she’s struggling again

What c is a waste disposal function that helps environmental growth.. she thinks it’s compost but is not sure

She gets Skippy the bush Kangaroo answer

Something about Shirley manson.. (Garbage, I love them!) Ife is faffing and getting frustrated.. (Come ON girl!!)

JJ gets the bat and is ready to swing. Waiting to find out how many swings she has earned.

Ife has earned five swings at the piñata.

Dave “you only need one”

Everyone chipping in with advice on how & where to swing the bat

Waiting...

JJ finally gets the instruction to swing. his first two swings make no impression. He takes another and bag tears. The next two opens the bag even more and a tiny bit falls out. The HM's tell him he has another swing but he doesn't think so. He takes a swing anyway and bag finally tears open and stuff falls out. HM's clapping.
After a bit of a wait BB tells JJ that he got nothing so they have earned a total of £200 for shopping.HM's return to living room & are seated on sofas re-hashing the task. 
Ife is disappointed she didn't do better. Ben reassures her that he wouldn't have done any better. Someone reminds her that the answers were all rubbish-related. She is agonising over missing the 'sack' answer 



Right guys I'm taking a tea & fag break, catch you later!

Hiya brisket, Good to see you   I'll be in and out tomorow so I'll try and do a bit here and there

Already the discussion has started over shopping. Sunshine has just suggested getting 30 loaves of brown bread..

Welcome Emplula and thank youx

Hiya Kaytee  Thanks!

19:45
Oh Gawd.. JJ & Rach are at it again…

Bedr  Rachael putting on make-up, talking to JJ.  She has washed her hair – Yay!

She is explaining to JJ how she feels she can’t talk anymore whenever he’s around. This is not her nature and it’s making her feel uncomfortable. She wishes they can resolve this as she does not want to keep having to avoid him

JJ is having none of it & claims that she has been making little digs at him with Govan.

JJ still going on about her motives for coming in the house. “The fact is that you said you loved yourself on national tv & you have come in and backed up everything that you said” He adds that she kicked off in the rubbish bin and was practically in tears (she wasn’t)

Rachael says her Mum brought her up to love herself & JJ has no idea why she feels that way & what might have happened in her life & she does not feel she has to explain herself to him all the time. The VT footage was over a week ago & why is he so judgemental

JJ is in a right lather & it seems he can’t let it lie..

Josie & Govan come in the bedroom & try to diffuse the situation. JJ is in full stride now and govan trying to calm him down, telling him that if he carries on this will start to affect his time in the house.

JJ says he doesn’t care & Govan replies that he doesn’t want to lose him

Rachel leaves the bedroom & goes to bathroom. She can’t hold back the tears and has requested DR. She wants to ask BB to arrange things so she can leave

Back in Bedroom Caiomhe has come in and is asking JJ point blank what is his problem?

Cut to bathroom and Ben trying to justify JJ’s actions to Ife who is in the bath. Ben reckons JJ is pissed that the pretty & cool girls are shutting Sunshine out

Nathan Sunshine Steve Caiomhe and Dave seem to be having a drama- free shopping list experience.
Shabby will be getting her cola, apparently they've also got tobacco, they are now discussing booze - I must say it's all very civilised (atm)

Welcome back emplula... you're doing a fantastic job today! 

Olly (Mount Olympus) often does a bit of day-shift, but she's not feeling too great today I think... so well done for stepping in and I look forward to reading you.  

I sometimes do a bit of night-shift, but spidermonkey and brisket are brilliant overnight LUTers...  

comment  I can't believe how JJ is behaving towards Rachel right now! He's gonna get in trouble real soon!

Rachael called those who didn't make the house 'rejects', John doesn't like this as he said he made good friends among some of those who didn't make it.

*waves to Xochi* Hiya! Ta for the welcome, I look forward to LUtting with all the regulars   
I'm disappointed with JJ, I have to say.
He's been called to the DR
Corinne Nathan & Govan are at the carousel comforting Rachael. Corinne compliments Rach on her newly washed hair. Rachael jokes she came in as Beyonce & is going out as Tina Turner.
Nathan tells her he has got her straightners in the shopping
Govan reckons her Mum will be proud
 Edit: *waves to Free thinking* Hiya  

Hi.

Just added avatar.

Corinne washing her clothes in tub.
The tree has spoken & she' sbeen given a secret task!
She has to tell a lie about herself to each of the HM's for a chance to get back a suitcase.
Tree suggests that she could tell someone she was born a male.
"come on, that doesn't sound too far-fected, does it?" was Tree's helpful suggestion

Welcome back emplula..you`re doing a brilliant job...thankyou!
Hope you feel better soon Olly

emplula.....Brilliant lutting Thanks..

Scotty!! Hey!  Long time..   Thanks, lal!  and I'm loving your avi, Free Thinking


So far Corinne has told Rachael that she's never used a washing machine (i think) and just now in garden told Sunshine that she has colonic irrigation once a week. Sunshine looked very surprised so she amended it to once a month. Sunshine launches into detailed account of her own colonic irrigation experience in US.
Now she's in bathroom with Dave something - he's washing clothes, damn, I missed what fib she told him.
Now she's in Living room SD as she's talking to rachael & ife & shabby, no doubt another fib - something about her face I think..
The girls have moved on to discussing outfits and make-up for eviction night

BB has announced TV dinners have arrived. Rachel shrieking when she realises it's Dominos. There's also humous & salad, can't see what else yet
HM's are quickly gathering round kitchen table

23:41

Sunshine is at dining table eating crisp sandwiches and being fussed over by Ben Mario and Dave. She is clearly enjoying the attention.

Earlier on, in the bedroom she had confided to the rest of hm’s about her eating disorder. She  was upset no provision had been made for her with regard to her vegan diet and again, just as she was looking forward to having some pizza she gets catered for with salad. It looked like she had been crying about it all, and hadn’t eaten; Nathan was offering to make her something to eat but she refused at the time.

BB announces Shopping has arrived..

Ben and JJ in living room discussing someone who Ben doesn’t trust, Ben seems to be warning JJ about someone but I missed who they were talking about. I’m taking a guess it’s Govan. Ben has a bee in his bonnet & reckons this person is a bit of a shit-stirrer, weighs up percentages & is ready to jump camp at first opportunity.. (I’m thinking it’s Govan )

Ben invites JJ to join him in the nest (which probably should be re-named the bitching corner)

Corinne in bathroom, yep, brushing her teeth..

Tree congratulates her on her work. Tree wants to know how she convinced people she was pregnant by a female.

It looks like Corinne has been successful in winning suitcase for someone (don’t know who but it’s a girl)

FRIDAY 18TH JUNE

Ben asking why would anyone want to run between 2 friends with negative statements.

Nathan has joined The Nest with Ben, Dave, Corin and JJ.

Praising and congratulating Nathan on his culinary skills.

Nathan says he enjoys doing it. Says he likes cooking par'ying (partying) and women.
This of course was punctured by a number of F words.

All the smokers are ‘avin’ a faaaag

Lots of jocularity..

Cut to Nest- Ben holding court with Mario Dave Sunshine & JJ

So by process of elimination he has got to be talking about Govan..

JJ wants to know why it’s ok  to discuss stuff with Ben but not with Govan.

Ben starts to explain, it seems that sunshine has been her usual interrupty self and Ben asks if she will be quiet while he speaks.

Sunshine says in that case she will just go & when they are ready for her she will come back. Ben wants to know why she can’t just listen for a change.

Sunshine says she wants to enjoy what could potentially be her last night here & doesn’t really want to spend it listening to people being mean about each other.

This stumps Ben for a reply (lol)

Mario tactfully suggests to Sunshine that they go and find something fun to do & they leave..

Bitching recommences..

Cut to Smoking area Govan & Ife & Josie having a laugh.. Ife wondering where everyone is

Corinne & Nathan also in the Nest, Nathan has managed to bring convo round to food & drink

I've just realised I've been spelling Caoimhe's name wrong all this time

Nathan leaves The Nest. Steve  arrives and stands in entrance.
Kitchen: Sunshine, Mario and Govan. Joined by Corin. Going over today's task again.
The Nest: Steve has now entered.
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Don't worry emplula. More than one housemate has had their name 'converted' to an easier version.  It took me a long time to get Caoimhe's, partly because it doesn't look like it sounds.

Smokers - Govan, Corin, Rachael
Talking about urine on toilet bowl/seat and pubic hairs.
Govan:"I only eat when I see others eating". (This is the guy who raided the larder the other night, and persuaded others to eat with him.)


Kitchen. Mario says he left The Nest because he felt Ben wished to complete a conversation with JJ.
Sunshine says she keeps her feelings to herself because they usually change so quickly.

The 3 smokers join Sunshine and Mario in the kitchen. Sunshine and Mario are sitting on the chairs (hooray!)

Rachael wants to speak to 'him' before going to bed. I guess ther 'him' is JJ.


Caoimhe and Shabby are in living area.

Steve has joined the guys in the Nest. He reckons whoever goes tomorrow will change the dynamics.

JJ doesn’t agree; he thinks deffo with Shabby & Sunshine, in his opinion.

Dave thinks people will be looking further down the road to see what will happen off the back of this.

JJ tells Steve that he catches his eye sometimes when stuff is going down & he knows what steve is thinking. Steve laughs and kind of agrees..

JJ saying that you’ve got to put up the person you get along with the least.

Dave feels he’s (dave) been justified the past couple of days.

 

The Nest.
Ben speaks of someone (male) who is happy when spending flitting from bed to bed.
It is Govan of whom they speak. Ben has noticed how he shifts from person to person and doesn't trust him. Ben says his behavious is duplicitous.
Ben advises JJ to watch his back and to question the motives of someone who makes friends "so quickly".
He thinks Govan is a cunning fox.
JJ says he doesn't want alliances.

Smoking area

Corinne saying 24hrs is a long time in this house

They are complaining about the state of the toilet – bad toilet habits by some hm’s.

Rachael has discovered pubes underneath toilet seat.

Govan “we need to get some sort of routine”

Rach wonders why if Ben is such a clean freak why doesn’t he do it himself

Govan bitching about Ben and the cheese

Corinne chipping in but I didn’t catch it

Govan can’t bear someone else using his towel.

Corinne says no wonder she’s got spots what with people drying their balls on her towel

Cut to Kitchen

Sunshine explaining to Mario that she didn’t like Ben being mean about Govan

Cut to LR but SD

Smokers move back into house, into Kitchen

Corinne asking about cereal, she’s rather eat cereal to cooked breakfast. Rach agrees. Mario says it’s quick to prepare

Racheal might have bowl of cereal for supper

Mario “you do whatever you want tonight”

Rachael debating whether to talk to JJ one last time. She doesn’t want tension in the air. She asks Mario’s opinion.

Mario offers to give JJ the heads up. Rach says no & Govan agrees that might not be good idea – he tried that earlier and it didn’t really work

Racheal says she doesn’t want to make a big deal about it – she’ll wait till she sees him then she’ll have a word privately (good luck with that one, Rachael!)