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Hi everyone. wavey
Been on Facebook tonight while txting my missus, but talking about tv's, I'm stuffed when the digital switchover happens, my tv is too old to be worth converting and it's a square screen lol.
It's depth is longer than it is high or wide too.
I have a B&W tv too somewhere, wonder if I can get that converted to HD and digital hardy har har. Big Grin
Well I'll just use iplayer and demand five and such...

Just thought,
What is the opposite of predecessor...i have no idea...
wow that is bad spelling, well it looks wrong but spell check has accepted it lol
I blame the lager I've drank tonight.
Well I have a day off tomorrow. Laugh
Kev
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Originally posted by *Mollie*:
wavey

Emptybox... hope you are enjoying your new tv. We complained about ours, and they have agreed to look at it, to see if they can do something to remedy the problem, even though the 1 year guarantee was up, because we complained that it was not fit for purpose. I am hoping we will soon have a nice tv again. Hope your lawnmaker is ok now, and it is dry there today for work.
It has gone sunny and muggy here today.

kingkev... Hug glad to hear the romance is going so well. Smiler

wavey Pinkbabe
hope to see you again, when we eventually have to move to livecloud, Am staying here for now till I am told to move though. Big Grin

time to peg washing out again.



dont know if your aware but electrical have a 6 year warranty as per eu law. you may have to google it to read more , The shops dont tell you this but its correct.


'PASSING THE BUCK'
Staff in high-street electrical stores are not taking responsibility when goods they sell go wrong.
We visited two branches of each of these chains. Allders, Argos, Comet, Currys, Dixons, House of Fraser, Index, John Lewis (including Peter Jones), Miller Brothers, Powerhouse, Scottish Power and Tempo.


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If a product breaks down outside its guarantee period, you may think that you don't have any rights. But, depending on the product and its fault, you may have the right to compensation from the store where you bought it. Staff at most electrical shops we visited, though, would have you believe otherwise - that either the manufacturer is responsible or that you have to pay for a repair.

Under the Sale of Goods Act, retailers are responsible for faulty goods (that are not 'of satisfactory quality') for up to six years after you bought them. In Scotland the period is five years after something goes wrong. 'Satisfactory quality' covers various aspects that could be wrong with the goods, including whether they've lasted as long as you could reasonably expect. A 'reasonable' lifetime for different products is not defined in law and would ultimately be for a court to decide. But, for example, you might reasonably expect a ?600 television to last longer than 18 months, but you wouldn't necessarily expect compensation if a ?20 kettle broke down in this period.

To see whether stores are shirking their responsibilities, we sent undercover shoppers out to 12 major UK chains, with a complaint about an 18-month VCR that had broken down (six months after the maker's guarantee had expired). They visited two branches of each chain. In 80 per cent of the visits, staff either stated or implied (wrongly) that the problem was nothing to do with them, and washed their hands of it.

CONSUMER POWER
If a store refuses to take responsibility for a faulty product, currently the only way to seek redress is through legal action, which involves proving the goods are faulty. And this is exactly what Which? reader Brenda Robertshaw did when electrical giant Currys refused to fix her ?400 washing machine free of charge, when it broke down after only 18 months and ruined some clothes (see 'Currys taken to the cleaners', Which?, October 1999, p4). Brenda won the cost of repairs, compensation and expenses, totalling ?190. The judge ruled that it was reasonable to expect a ?400 washing machine to last longer than 18 months. Sadly, though, some stores don't seem to have learned from Currys' ruling.

HOW THE STORES FARED
In each store, our shoppers explained the problem with the VCR to staff and checked who was responsible if they wanted to complain. According to the electrical retailers' trade body, RETRA, a VCR should generally last around five years -longer if it is a quality brand. So we think it is reasonable to expect a store to take this complaint seriously and investigate it further. Shop staff ought to know that the store may be responsible for the VCR but, time after time, they fobbed off our shoppers.

IT?S NOT OUR PROBLEM
At Currys in Cribbs Causeway, Bristol, the salesperson made an interesting, but utterly misguided, analogy to explain why the problem was nothing to do with the shop: ?All we've done is sell it to you. It's like a house. If suddenly one of your walls fell down, you don't go back to the estate agent. Your complaint is with the builder.? Staff in other stores were equally adamant that the problem wasn't theirs. At Powerhouse in Oldbury, West Midlands, a salesperson said, ?It's nothing to do with us ? we don't make them. Several mentioned the one? year guarantee as the end of the line for their responsibility. A salesperson in Comet in Tottenham Hale Retail Park, London, said: ?Once you're over a year, we can't help you.? At Dixons in Brierley Hill, West Midlands, a salesperson said, ?If there?s any issues after our 12-month guarantee, take it up with the manufacturer.? Staff at branches of Argos, Comet, Currys, Dixons, House of Fraser, Index, Miller Brothers, Powerhouse, Scottish Power and Tempo echoed this wrong advice. When we told a salesperson at Tempo, Brierley Hill, about our broken VCR, the response was, ?Don't blame me ...we're not definitely responsible after 12 months unless you've taken out a guarantee. The manufacturer is.? This is wrong. Your rights under a guarantee are in addition to your rights against the seller under the Sale of Goods Act. When a one-year guarantee runs out, a shop cannot automatically wash its hands of responsibility for the goods that it sold to you.

OWNING UP
In John Lewis in Cribbs Causeway, Bristol, and in one of its sister shops, Peter Jones, in Sloane Square, London, staff pointed out the store's policy of giving a two-year warranty on VCRs, and suggested that the shopper brought in the VCR to be repaired. However, the assistant at Peter Jones claimed that, ultimately, the manufacturer was responsible. The assistant at the House of Fraser, in the Lakeside Shopping Centre, Purfleet, told us: ?You could go to the manufacturer, but they'll only tell you to come back to the store.? When pressed as to who was responsible, the salesperson admitted that it was the store,

Staff in Allders in Redditch suggested that we wrote to the manager at the store as well as to the manufacturer.

A salesperson at Comet in Arnison Retail Park, Durham, told us to talk to the manufacturer, but another added that Comet customer services or head office would look at individual cases.

EXTENDED WARRANTIES
Some stores we visited took a customer complaint as a cue to extol the merits of extended warranties. Our research has shown that, in general, these are a waste of money because you spend more on the warranty than you would on any repairs needed. Out of 24 visits, 14 stores took the opportunity to mention an extended warranty. Five of them claimed that extended warranties exist for this exact type of problem.

BETTER TRAINING NEEDED
Within the last few weeks, the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) has launched a consultation detailing plans to strengthen consumers' rights, by bringing into force a

European Directive covering the sale of goods and their guarantees. The new law must be implemented in the UK by January 2002. For it to have any impact, though, it's vital that shop staff are made aware of it and what rights it gives to customers. But, as our investigation shows, many staff don't have much grasp of current law, let alone any new legislation. We'll be sending our findings to the DTI and pressing for shops to give staff more thorough training.

STORES RESPONSES
We informed the stores about our findings, Argos, Comet, Dixons Group (which includes Currys), House of Fraser, John Lewis, Littlewoods (Index Stores) and Scottish Power

Replied. All said that consumers' rights are part of their in-store training programmes but they would take action, either through more training or by alerting staff about giving correct advice. A Scottish Power spokesperson admitted, ?Our staff ought to have done more to take ownership of the enquiry. Then we would have arranged to get the appliance examined and ascertain who was responsible for this repair.?

ACCESS TO INFORMATION
We'd like stores to stock leaflets about customers' rights on faulty goods - our shoppers couldn't find any when they visited the stores. The DTI publishes a leaflet Unsatisfactory goods - your rights as a consumer, which you can order from its hotline on 0870 150 2500. You can also get advice on its website ? www.consumer.gov.uk

YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU BUY GOODS

The Sale of Goods Act 979, amended in 1994, say that when you buy goods from a trader they must fit the description, be of satisfactory quality - which includes lasting a reasonable length of time - and be fit for their purpose. If goods aren't of satisfactory quality you're entitled to compensation, which is normally the cost of repairs. The retailer, not the manufacturer, is legally obliged to sort out a problem if the goods don't meet these requirements.

A manufacturer's one-year guarantee is in addition to these rights - many offer free repair or replacement without quibble. Extended warranties are an extension of this.
**Nipple Twister**
Evening all Wave, can't wait till footie tomorrow hope England beat Croatia to book our World Cup place in South Africa for 2010 Big Grin. Hope Rooney scores and we win, plus SAF has said he will play Rooney in his centre forward role for Man Utd where he is most effective he's such a quality player.


Can't wait to go back to College on Thursday Thumbs Up, at a new campus so will be having a look around etc to get familiar. I hope to go out clubbing again soon it's been a while since we went out Ninja Wink.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
Thanks NT. Thumbs Up
Darlo, hope you enjoy your new year at college and you make sure you get out soon clubbing, but don't fall for any gold diggers lol.

NT I didn't know about that but in the motor trade which I work in a lot of people don't know that if you buy off a business/trader (not a private seller) you always get a 1 month warranty (may be 3 month, my memory isn't great)
if the car isn't up to what standard and the trader doesn't get it sorted you can get a full refund (call trading standards). You should always record on paper what you have done though and the reply. If the garage is a good one like mine they will always sort it out asap before action needs to be taken, or thought of even. The place I work for relies on returning customers so it would be bad business to fob people off.
Kev
That's very interesting NT.
I bet you'd have to jump through hoops to get any joy though.

Any TV can be converted to digital Kev, as long as it has an aerial socket, but it's probably a good excuse to get a newer one. Wink

We went through the digital switchover about a year ago. The only casualty was a DTV card for my computer that couldn't cope with the new standard.

Night all. Smiler
emptybox
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Hi Kev Wave,thanks and it looks like everything is going great for you at the moment, you deserve it for being such a nice guy Thumbs Up Smiler.


Aw darlo,
have a manly hug Hug
you're a great guy too mate.
I have never been anything but myself, maybe I've slipped up a few times, but in the end if you follow what you think is right you can't go wrong. After all if you are yourself, who's to say you are wrong, or right, only yourself!

Who was it now who had the sig. "be yourself...everyone else is taken"
That is so true.
I expect you darloboy to answer that, you self proclaimed forum gossip PMSL...
dont worry if you cant I've a feeling it's a Lounger lol like me.
Kev
quote:
Originally posted by emptybox:
That's very interesting NT.
I bet you'd have to jump through hoops to get any joy though.

Any TV can be converted to digital Kev, as long as it has an aerial socket, but it's probably a good excuse to get a newer one. Wink

We went through the digital switchover about a year ago. The only casualty was a DTV card for my computer that couldn't cope with the new standard.

Night all. Smiler


My tv doesn't even have the jack plug sockets for the three colour leads...red, white and yellow :-(
Thank heavens my VCR does lol.
VCR WTF bet your thinking lol.
We'll see who's laughing when The Termminator becomes real lol. Wink
Kev
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Originally posted by King Kev:
quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Hi Kev Wave,thanks and it looks like everything is going great for you at the moment, you deserve it for being such a nice guy Thumbs Up Smiler.


Aw darlo,
have a manly hug Hug
you're a great guy too mate.
I have never been anything but myself, maybe I've slipped up a few times, but in the end if you follow what you think is right you can't go wrong. After all if you are yourself, who's to say you are wrong, or right, only yourself!

Who was it now who had the sig. "be yourself...everyone else is taken"
That is so true.
I expect you darloboy to answer that, you self proclaimed forum gossip PMSL...
dont worry if you cant I've a feeling it's a Lounger lol like me.




You go through bad times but they make you a stronger person, happy times are when things are going right or when your life feels complete or what mood you are in Smiler.



Can I tempt you into the BB section more before we move over to LC? Big Grin Ninja.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
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Originally posted by King Kev:
quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Hi Kev Wave,thanks and it looks like everything is going great for you at the moment, you deserve it for being such a nice guy Thumbs Up Smiler.


Aw darlo,
have a manly hug Hug
you're a great guy too mate.
I have never been anything but myself, maybe I've slipped up a few times, but in the end if you follow what you think is right you can't go wrong. After all if you are yourself, who's to say you are wrong, or right, only yourself!

Who was it now who had the sig. "be yourself...everyone else is taken"
That is so true.
I expect you darloboy to answer that, you self proclaimed forum gossip PMSL...
dont worry if you cant I've a feeling it's a Lounger lol like me.




You go through bad times but they make you a stronger person, happy times are when things are going right or when your life feels complete or what mood you are in Smiler.



Can I tempt you into the BB section more before we move over to LC? Big Grin Ninja.


Are you really a teenager??? Eeker
You sound a mature lad with what you just said, but then we all know that lol. Wink
I'll head over there now I think, creep creep. Laugh
Kev
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Yes I am Big Grin, still got plenty to learn now i'm offically an adult. I think i've grown up very quick indeed Smiler Laugh.


You will go far with manners and politeness, even when people aren't good mannered to you. They will hopefully realise they're mistake and thank you for being so cool about them being a d*** lol. And if they aren't and they are always like that then you know to stay clear of them.
And the good guys in this world will recognise your efforts and help you as you deserve...hopefuly. Smiler
Kev
quote:
Originally posted by King Kev:
quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Yes I am Big Grin, still got plenty to learn now i'm offically an adult. I think i've grown up very quick indeed Smiler Laugh.


You will go far with manners and politeness, even when people aren't good mannered to you. They will hopefully realise they're mistake and thank you for being so cool about them being a d*** lol. And if they aren't and they are always like that then you know to stay clear of them.
And the good guys in this world will recognise your efforts and help you as you deserve...hopefuly. Smiler



Some people have no manners due to the fact that the people who they are surrounded by are rude themselves or pick it up. Us people who are polite are more luckier in the aspect that we had people who instilled such qualities to be nice and to respect people regardless of age because we had role models where as some people don't and thats why they go off the rails. But we all have a not so nice so it kinda evens it all out Big Grin.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
Darlo, a quick message because I don't know how much I will be on here today, hubby at home, his car going in the garage to be checked over and his wing mirrors changed (long story), before his taxi plate extension next month.

Anyway I just wanted to say that your mum and dad should be very proud of you, you are a brilliant example of teenagers today, thoughtful, polite and very friendly and our gossip king!!

I hope you enjoy Walsall College, that's the one isn't it and go on and achieve everything you want to do, you really are a good kid.

So, if I don't get to speak to you before you go back, have a wonderful time and go clubbing, but watch those young ladies!!!
Hug Thumbs Up
â™ĨPinkBabe1966â™ĨThe Angel under the tree!
Good Morning Everyone.wavey

Hi N.T.Wave
That's interesting about the sale of goods act.
Will have to look into that.
Don't know why you only get 12 months anyway, that's a con trick.
Everything should be 10 yrs like we have to give in the car plant.

Just going to get some food, see you in a Mo with the news, if any.

Hi Emptybox.Wave
Strange about your mower filter, it mustn't be blocked as such, just cutting the air flow down so the fuel can't burn properly.
New filter needed then.

Hi Darloboy.Wave
I have had a few looks into the BB section here, but most threads aren't BB related anyway, and some are just opened for no reason.
People just like starting threads for the sake of it don't they.
Hicky
Charlotte Church: I'd love to be an X Factor judge


Charlotte Church: I'd love to be an X Factor judge

Watch out, X Factor judges. If Charlotte Church gets her way, she might just be replacing you.

The 23-year-old singer told New magazine that she hankered after Sharon Osbourne's role when Osbourne stepped down last year.

"I would have jumped at the chance," she said. "It's a great format and I'm well sorted to judge who can sing!

"I still can't believe the panel has no-one with a trained voice. I'm surprised they have not called me..."
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Hicky
Nantwich glamour model Sophie Reade thanks Chronicle readers after being crowned the queen of Big Brother 2009
Sep 9 2009 by Will Harris, Crewe Chronicle

SOPHIE Reade has a message for Chronicle readers – ‘thank you’.

The 20-year-old former Malbank School pupil has spent an exhausting few days making promotional appearances and catching back up with reality after winning Big Brother 10.

But Sophie, who lives at Queen’s Drive, Nantwich, says she can’t wait to come back home and was grateful to the support of everyone in South Cheshire.

In an exclusive interview with the Chronicle, she said: “It’s been mad. I’ve only slept about four hours since I got out!

“I’m doing Big Brother’s Little Brother this week, and then some appearances around the country. MTV have been in touch about doing a series as well.

“I really want to get back home though. Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying it all, but I’d love to get back to Nantwich and see all my friends and go out into town again.”

By the time Friday’s final show came round, Sophie was the overwhelming favourite for the crown. But with more than 13 weeks without contact from the outside world, the glamour model was convinced that others were more popular.

“The whole time I never thought I’d win,” she said. “I thought I’d last three weeks and that’s it.

“When it was down to just me and Siavash, I still thought he had won. You never really believe you could win it.

“I did wonder how people would find me entertaining, what with all the burping, farting and drinking!”

While this apparent lack of vanity won Sophie an army of fans, she also had her detractors, with many believing she was playing up to her dumb blonde image.

She said: “My intelligence in the house was 100% genuine. People might have thought I had a game plan to play dumb, but I really am that bad at geography – just ask my old teacher.”

For Sophie, it was an emotional experience.

“I was crying by the second day because I missed home, and six weeks in I felt like leaving because I was getting really bored,” she said.

“But you have to go through the bad days to appreciate the good ones.”

Much of her ‘airtime’ came about through her romance with curly-haired lothario Kris, who came under fire from Sophie’s family for the way he behaved once he was evicted from the house.

Sophie said: “It was something to do, a summer romance. That’s all it was, and when he went I missed him for a bit, but I got over it.”

She is keeping her feet firmly on the ground.

“I think life will go back to the way it was before,” she says.

“At the end of the day, I’ve won a game show, so once it dies down a bit I would think it will pretty much be the life I had before.”

At Friday’s final show, Sophie was presented with prize money of more than ÂĢ70,000, a portion of which she has promised to donate to charity.

She added: “I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me, to the Chronicle for its support and to Nantwich as a whole.”
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Hicky
BB BABE NOIRIN'S AT IT AGAIN


ABOVE: Noirin with new fella Tom Oliver


ABOVE: Sexy Sophie leaves for the bash

9th September 2009
By Peter Dyke and Katie Begley

MANEATER Noirin Kelly has bagged a new fella and it is yet another housemate from Big Brother 10.

The Irish beauty turned up at the show’s wrap party with hunky Tom Oliver, 27, on her arm.

Noirin seems to be going through BB men quicker than winner Sophie Reade scoffs hot dinners.

Since this summer’s show began, the Irish lass, 25, has had no less than six housemates trying to bed her.

After flirting shamelessly with Freddie Fisher, 24, Sree Dasari, 25, and Marcus Akin, 35, she hopped between the sheets with runner-up Siavash Sabbaghpour, 23. But she dumped him when BB sent in her American ex Isaac Stout, 23.

Now they’ve split, Noirin has moved on to fellow BB star Tom, who walked out of the house after just a week.

And the pair set tongues wagging when they turned up for the BB10 party, where nearly all of this year’s batch of oddballs and freaks partied until the early hours at London’s Buddha Bar on Monday night.

Even TV host Davina McCall, 41, popped in. However winner Sophie, 20, almost popped out – of her yellow top.

She was snapped dashing to her hotel to get changed for the bash and emerged soon after in a posh frock.

The model gained a stone in weight on the show but has managed to shed one big load now she’s out – she’s ditched love rat Kris Donnelly, 24.

Kris did attend the party but spent most of the night with gay chum Charlie Drummond, 22.

Indian student Sree entertained the crowd with some dodgy break dancing while Angel McKenzie, 31, bopped like a maniac on the dance floor.

And Karly Ashworth, 21, turned up with her man Kenneth Tong, 24, but by the end of the night the blonde Scot was in tears.
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Hicky
BIG Brother 10 contestants Siavash Sabbaghpour and Marcus Akin have been left begging for fans after the show ended.

Fashion-loving Siavash, 23, who came second in last Friday's final, and Wolfman Marcus Akin filmed themselves hounding commuters at Charing Cross station after the show's wrap party.

Iranian Siavash, who described himself as a Z-list celebrity, even offered bemused Tube travellers the chance to plant a smacker on him for a ÂĢ1.

The pair, who were watched in the house by an average audience of 2million viewers per episode, seemed to find it hard to get many people to recognise them.

"This is past the point where this is becoming uncomfortable," Marcus admitted.

"You should feel uncomfortable. You can't force people to hug you, you've got to have the public actually liking you," Siavash told him.
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Hicky
The National Television Awards are back – yay!
Posted by heatworld on Wednesday 09 Sep 2009



The most prestigious awards on the showbiz calendar are back – and heatworld is feeling VERY excited. Not only are the National Television Awards being hosted in a swanky new venue – the O2 Arena, no less! – but the nominees list reads like a who's who of all our favourite stars. The event, which will take place in January and will be hosted by the gorgeous Mr Dermot O'Leary, is set to be one of the most star-studded nights of the entire year, and not only can you get involved with voting, but you can also be there in person. Yes, you could be sharing the same air space as the likes of Ant and Dec, Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Davina McCall, Sir Alan Sugar and all your favourite stars from all the major soaps, as well as hundreds of others. Last year even Paris Hilton came over to present an award! Sound like something you'd like to get involved in? Of course it does!
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Hicky
Aisleyne: 'Fans should pick BB11 stars'
Wednesday, September 9 2009, 11:24 BST
By Daniel Kilkelly, Entertainment Reporter


Former Big Brother star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has claimed that the public should be granted more control over next year's series.

The glamour model, who competed in the house in 2006, said that she wants viewers to pick their own contestants before the 11th run kicks off next summer.

Last month, Channel 4 confirmed that Big Brother 11 will be the final series on the broadcaster following declining viewing figures for the reality show in recent years.

Writing in her Reveal blog, Horgan-Wallace commented: "Following the announcement, I was asked to take part in several TV news interviews. I said I hoped another channel would buy BB so it can continue.

"If they came up with some new ideas and formats, I think it could regain its lost viewers. A great idea would be to have the audition process filmed, similar to X Factor, and the viewers got to vote in the housemates - you heard it here first!"

The 30-year-old also admitted that she is "devastated" by the news that Big Brother is ending on Channel 4.
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Hicky
quote:
Originally posted by King Kev:
Hi Hicky.
I've a day off today, turns out I was supposed to be in but oh well. Big Grin
I'm off to meet the missus later for tea. Smiler
What are you doing today, have you been in work?

Hi Kev.Wave

Not working today, or again till Friday.
I went to Sainsbury's for a few bits.
Got some Plaice, Black Halibut, Kippers for Brekkie and some cooked prawns in their shell.
Hicky
Davina McCall's exposing herself
By MIKE HAYES


Not BBig enough ... Davina McCall

DAVINA McCall has joined Louis Walsh's PR company — as she feels she needs a HIGHER TV profile.

The host of Big Brother AND Big Brother's Big Mouth, recently delved into her family's colourful past on BBC1's Who Do You Think You Are?

Davina has also presented the BAFTAs on ITV and Sport Relief on the BBC.

Yet, with C4's decision to axe Big Brother after the next series, the brassy star has turned to X Factor Louis' agency, Hackford Jones, to ensure she maintains her TV exposure.

Other celebrities with the agency include Radio 1 DJ Reggie Yates and new T4 presenter Jameela Jamil.
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Hicky
The end of the world turns out to be another damp squib

Even if we survive 09/09/09, we might be wiped out by a super-volcano, or the death of bees, or climate change - or Simon Cowell, reflects Bryony Gordon.
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By Bryony Gordon
Published: 7:13PM BST 09 Sep 2009


Mayans predict that a voclano will wipe us out
Photo: Reuters

I almost didn’t bother to write this column, because according to doom-mongering numerologists, the world was going to end before midnight yesterday – yesterday being 09/09/09. But my boss said that this was not a good enough reason, because what if the world didn’t end? He’d just be left with a white space on the side of the page, and that would look silly.

I had to concede, as I so often do, that he had a point. So, if you are reading this – phew! We survived. And if you’re notâ€Ķ Well, what a waste of the last hours of my life that was. I could have been calling my loved ones, or playing Brickbreaker on my BlackBerry.

Anyway, let us imagine the world did not teeter off its axis, just as it didn’t on 06/06/06. It’s almost disappointing, isn’t it? It reminds me of when the Large Hadron Collider was switched on, and the only thing that collapsed was Lehman Brothers. Or when the Millennium Bug turned out to be nothing more than a hangover. There you are, expecting something that may end your life – but will at least make it more interesting – and poof! Nothing.

We mustn’t be too downcast, though, because the ancient Maya people predicted that the world will end in 2012, which is just around the corner. It could be because of a super-volcano, or the death of bees, or climate change. And while these things all seem very exciting in their own grim, apocalyptic ways, I’m not quite sure: they’re just a bit too obvious. So, if you will allow me to tap into my inner Nostradamus, I would like to present my theories on how Armageddon will eventually come:

1. Wine flu. A highly contagious virus, thought to have originated in the public houses of the British Isles, which causes sufferers to binge-drink themselves to death. The government tries to contain the virus by patronising the public with rubbish ad campaigns, but fails, causing wine flu to spread to mainland Europe and beyond.

2. Reality television. Realising that politicians are by and large completely useless, the Queen dissolves Parliament and places Simon Cowell in charge. Cowell immediately brings back National Service, placing us in X Factor-style boot camps where we are all bullied into becoming completely bland. The Dark Lord Cowell declares World War III and promptly destroys the planet through the ultimate weapon of mass destruction: mediocrity.

3. Twitter. The sheer force of people (myself included) tweeting about what they are doing creates a giant black hole of self-obsession that the Earth is sucked into.

4. The Olympics. We make such a gigantic hash of London 2012 that by the time of the closing ceremony, the entire planet has lost the will to live. Yes, that will most likely be it.

* There is a film out soon about all of this. It’s called 2012 and it’s directed by Roland Emmerich, the man who did The Day After Tomorrow (an end-of-the-world film about global warming) and Independence Day (an end-of-the-world film about aliens; do we see a pattern here?).

* I haven’t seen 2012, but I have watched the trailer. In two-and-a-half minutes, St Peter’s is destroyed, Christ the Redeemer collapses over Rio, planes crash, earthquakes rumble, meteorites hit and tsunamis strike. I don’t know about the end of the world, but it must be the end of the Hollywood blockbuster, for how can anyone else top it?

* Finally, I must mention the Beatles, because everybody else is. Apparently, some of their albums have been re-mastered and a computer game has been made featuring their songs. This has been enough to whip the country into yet another Fab Four frenzy, though I am not sure why. I like the Beatles, really I do, but guys: if you stop talking about them, it’s not the end of the world.
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Hicky
X Factor Danyl Johnson ‘too busy’ for Oprah Winfrey
September 09, 2009


Reading X Factor hopeful Danyl Johnson will not be making any TV appearances in the United States.

The 27-year-old former Starmaker pupil was set to follow in the footsteps of Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle with appearances on US Breakfast show Today and Oprah Winfrey.

A national newspaper claimed he had been banned from appearing because ITV bosses said it would give him an unfair advantage.

But an X Factor spokeswoman told the Post he would not be making any appearances Stateside because of his schedule for the talent show.

Dance and drama teacher Danyl, from Arborfield, became an instant hit when he sang The Beatles hit With A Little Help From My Friends on X Factor’s first audition show.
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People Exclusive
Susan Boyle Is Coming to America – To Sing

By Simon Perry
Originally posted Wednesday September 09, 2009 02:50 PM EDT


Susan Boyle Photo by: Ken McKay

Susan Boyle Is Coming to America – To Sing |

Her first dream – winning Britain's Got Talent – didn't come through. But nothing will keep Scottish singing phenom Susan Boyle's second wish – to perform in America – from coming true.

Boyle, 48, is taking some time off from completing her album, due on Nov 24, to jet across the Atlantic and perform in the States next week. She will appear on the America's Got Talent finale on Sept. 16, PEOPLE has learned.

The songstress from the small town of Blackburn in West Lothian, Scotland, has had special dress fittings earlier this week so she can look her glamorous best for the show. She's even started to tell friends of her excitement.

Her American appearance will build on the remarkable buzz around her. She has already shown her career's enormous potential, as the I Dreamed A Dream album has topped the Amazon.com's pre-order charts.

Boyle is still working on her upcoming album and has recorded the Madonna song "You'll See," PEOPLE confirms. She is thought to have chosen the song herself.

Her collection will also likely include tunes such as the Les Miserables hit that made her such an overnight sensation on Britain's Got Talent. She eventually finished second in the contest.

â€Ē With reporting by MONIQUE JESSEN and HELEN I. HWANG
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X Factor Dolls blast show


All Dolled up ... Dolly Rockers

FORMER X Factor wannabes Dolly Rockers have blasted the ITV1 show for stifling talent.

The group — Lucie Kay, Sophie King and Brooke Challinor — also claim that failing to reach the final stages of the contest is the best thing that ever happened to them.

Lucy said the show "strips you of any personality".

"They tell you what to sing, what to wear and they would have totally suppressed us," she added.

Louis Walsh took Dolly Rockers to boot camp for the 2006 series of X Factor, but they didn't make his final four.

The girls, who released their debut single Gold Digger last month, insist that failing on the show has made them all stronger.

"If we'd done well on The X Factor," said Brooke, "we never would have had that opportunity to fail, and for our minds to expand."
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Rachel: It'll be tough for Alesha
9/09/2009

Rachel Stevens reckons that Alesha Dixon will find her new judging job a challenge.

The former Mis-Teeq singer, who won the fifth season of Strictly Come Dancing, will replace choreographer Arlene Phillips on the judging panel, where she will give her opinions alongside Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and Craig Revel Horwood.

"I think it will be a tough call for her because Arlene's been on the show a long time," Rachel said.

"But she's been given a great opportunity and she loved it and won it, so I'm sure it'll be good. I think it's great."

Rachel - who lost out to Holby City's Tom Chambers in the last season - has advice for the new batch of contestants, which includes boxer Joe Calzaghe, soap star Natalie Cassidy and cricketer Phil Tufnell.

"Just to love it. Really enjoy it. It's an amazing experience so throw yourself into it 100 per cent, have a giggle with it and not take it too seriously," she advised.

And Rachel revealed that she can't wait for the new series, which starts on September 18.

"Oh my God, yeah. I can't wait. It's so exciting. I'm literally counting down the days," she added.
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BBC schedules Strictly Come Dancing head to head with The X Factor

BBC's decision to shift Strictly Come Dancing from early slot attacked as 'very aggressive and competitive' by ITV source
Wednesday 9 September 2009 19.01 BST


Strictly Come Dancing: Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly

Talent show fans will have to choose between Simon Cowell's X Factor and the Strictly Come Dancing lineup after the BBC decided to go head-to-head with ITV on a Saturday night for the first time.

The two shows have traditionally aired with little or no overlap in broadcast time, meaning that fans have seldom had to choose which show they would watch live.

However, the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing, which is due to start on Friday 18 September, has been scheduled on its first Saturday night, the 19th, to air between 7.25pm and 9.05pm. This pits it almost directly against ITV1's blockbuster X Factor, which will then be in its fifth week, airing between 8pm and 9.15pm.

"It is disappointing that they are effectively splitting the audience – both shows have previously been pretty much complementary," said an ITV source. "Given that millions of people enjoy both shows this seems to be a very aggressive and competitive scheduling decision."

Previous series of Strictly Come Dancing, which is about to start its seventh outing, have traditionally aired earlier, with start times between 6pm and 6.30pm. This year the first two weeks of Strictly will see shows air on Friday and Saturday night. From week three the show will take over Saturday nights with one long episode, including the results.

The BBC argues that there is actually more choice for viewers this year because Strictly has dropped its Sunday night results show, run for the past two seasons, while X-Factor has launched a Sunday show this year for the first time.

"Strictly and X Factor have successfully co-existed on Saturday night for many years," said a BBC spokesman. "This year is no different. There is even more choice for viewers with Strictly launching on Friday and with an X Factor results show on Sunday."

The BBC's decision to adjust the Saturday night schedule comes on the heels of an outburst from host Bruce Forsyth about the performance of the show against ITV1's X Factor.

At last month's launch event Forsyth opened proceeding with a speech to the assembled media at what he saw was misreporting of the ratings for last year's show, when X Factor beat Strictly for the first time.

He argued that because the shows were on at different times it made for an unfair comparison.
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Hi. wavey
Hicky that's a lot of fish...you may say 'plenty of fish', like the ad that's probably at the top and bottom of the page now lol.

Been to Heaton Park today in Manchester with the girlfriend and her 2 girls, they are sooo cute, and very good girls too.

2012 the end of the world???
Nah the Mayans had very detailed star charts and 2012 is the Age of Aquarius, like the song lol.
Earth is moving into the star sign of Aquarius, don't know which one we're in now.
Kev

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