Cheers guys ...........I always pop in albeit a little belated.
Your hard work is much appreciated.

Not much has been happening.

Vanessa has been given a quill and parchment to write her newspaper column.

Michelle came out after nominations and said she didnt think it was all that bad and doesnt know why the other 2 were making such a big deal out of it.

I've been out and come back in and Vanessa is talking about the same thing she was talking about when I went out over 2 hours ago which is about how she got nominated because no one wanted to nominate Anthea after she cried the first time.

And some people are in bed and the bedroom is a tip.

Victor once saw Ulrika's face on the side of a bus and she says she one got photographed by David Bailey and Vanessa explains who he is to Nikki.

Ulrika is talking with her mouth full.

Preston was contemplating a nap. The alarms are going off now as Michelle and someone one else (maybe Chantelle I dunno who is missing from the lounge) are in bed.

Nikki is dozing on Vanessa's arm.

 Brian was in bed as well and it was Chantelle and Michelle has amusingly bad bed hair.

Now they discuss waking up when you are falling.

Michelle has a wrist band thing on that she has lied to Chantelle about what it is for. She told the other girls but they have gone.

She is demonstrating something by trying to topple Chantelle over and she says she is well balanced and no one else has ever been well balanced.

I have no idea what they are doing but it involved putting Michelle's wrist band on their heads.

The HMs are discussing if Coolio will be at the final and on BBLB. They think he will be contracted to do it, Preston said something about Nadia and the sound dipped.

But now Vanessa is blethering on about her husband leaving her and the next day she had lines on her forehead that she could see in shop windows and she (reckons) she was only 37 and she had been botoxing ever since and the more you have the less you need and she has it twice a year and she doesnt think her face is expressionless and she doesnt feel imobolized but she is scared of collagen fillers which Chantelle has had (WHY says Vanessa WHY)

Vic and Nick are speculating as to which Sunday newspaper which of the evictees from Friday will have 'done'.

Chantelle is talking about keworn, I havent actually heard her say kerworn yet. And I cant say I missed it.


(Quorn by the way).


HMs ordered to gather in the sofa and they all think they are going to have to watch the nominations. Vic and Mich both say that if anyone nominated them it doesnt matter and Nikki asks if anyone thinks it is cold.

It's a task.

They have to attend and produce a day time talk show 'Feltz'.

Hosted by Vanessa nd produced by Vic.

Brian Floor Manager

Michelle Show Runner

The rest are in the audience.

Michelle has to do everything, she is the only one allowed to prepare food and drinks etc.

If they pass they get an after show party with nibbles and cocktails.

The crew have to go and get their costumes and props from the store room. Preston is moaning on coz he was going to cook and no he isnt allowed to do it.

And I am going to go and do my ironing.

I have been away and missed Feltz but as a result of it both Chantelle and Preston are blubbing in the bedroom.

In the kitchen they are all eating omelettes and talking about James Corden and Patrick Stewart at that awards show.

Preston and Chantelle are slavvering on about some dog they both knew.

Nick has named the livign room cameras.

He and Vic are speculating about why the parrot hasnt spoken.

Vic says everyone thinks someone is on a secret task - Nick thinks they should follow Cross Check (Brian) tomorrow and pretend it's a task.

But then they discuss cigarettes and how many Nick took in.

Nick asks where Michelle came in their series, Victor doesnt reply under the table he answers 6th.

Nick wonders why she is an ultimate HM. Vic says she was getting her kit off and in the bedsit.

Nick cant see anything entertaining about her (has to agree with that!)

Vic says she is nice and homley and very different now, he likes her but he can see Nick's point of you.

Nick then wonders why Brian was allowed to sleep this afternoon without the alarm going off.

Nick then goes for a smoke with Preston and enquires after Chantelle.

Chantelle meanwhile is putting on a load of slap.

She asks Victor if he enjoyed the task.

Vic says it was alright but now he is waiting for the cocktail party.

And now they are talking about changing the bed sheets.

Nikki is going on about some ex boyfriend who was a bore because he wouldnt drop everything to go to Thorpe Park coz he had to go to work and she doesnt like structure.

Victor brands all army cadets dweebs and ca-dorks when Nick tells him he used to train them when he worked as some some of civilian something for the RAF.


Meanwhile Nikki is encouraged to take up voice work for cartoons.

Vic and Nick are laughing at the tasks that Brian gets compared to them.

They say Brians next task will be picking strawberries in a field while they have to fend off a pack of lions with air guitars, 10 Bonbons and a packet of werthers original.

House out of bounds for 15 minutes so they are all going to the bedroom.

Vanessa continues to encourage Nikki to look for voice work. She says she made a voice reel and Vanessa insists she chase it up.

Preston has lost his hat. 


It's the most interesting thing he has done in 2 series


They are wondering who will serve the cocktails. Vic suggests Jason in his thong and bowtie.

Mich says it wont be him.

Brian asks if he will like him and if Jason will like him.

They are thinking of 'hunks' who might serve the cocktails.

So there is a sound dip.

They are quizzing Brian as to which of the gay HMs he fancies, none of them. Apart from Rex.

Even tho he isnt gay.

Sound dipped now and I am away coz Secret Britain is on.

Night

Night Angel


Z.

Secret Britain was ace, they went to the Outer Hebrides which is where I am going next year

Ulrika and Preston are in the kitchen and Preston is seeking advice about the Chantelle situation as he says everything was going well till the Feltz show yesterday which opened everything up again.

Then he congratulates Ulrika on 'noms' (ie not being up) but she was surprised as she was expected to be.

Then they discuss the nominations yesterday and what they had to do.

Preston thought more people would be up.

Now they begin an endless round of dull speculation about when the eviction will take place.

Now they are discussing Brian and how he will definitely be in the final and Preston (with a decidedly sulky face) says he will definitely win.

Ulrika says Preston will be in the final as he is nice and an unoffensive (and paint dryingly dull spit it out Ulrika ) and all the girls will fancy him and he will be like this lots JohnJames. Preston doesnt like being likened to JohnJames and she asks him who he is like and he says Andrew, maybe.

Ulrika struggles to remember what happened during her Feltz segment last night but Preston cant remember either as he was dealing with his own stuff.

Chantelle is up now and Preston helpfully tells her that is the last week and he cant remember real life anymore.

Ulrika admits that as she got this far she would like to go right through to the end as it would be more annoying to go on Wednesday.

Chantelle tells Preston there is strawberry jam and he loves it, he says he doesnt actually like it very much actually.

Now they are discussing the sugar content of various cereals and the dreams that they had, Chantelles was horrible and Ulrikas was nice and Chantelle doesnt want to say it out loud and it was about family but Ulrika thinks she is just thinking about her family and Chantelle says it is her dads and grandads birthday today and Ulrika dreamed she bought a big house and now we get the watch Vanessa in the shower.

The kitchen conversation has switched to Organ Donation and Ulrika said she didnt want to give her eyes but now she thinks that is quite selfish. Preston wouldnt want to be given to a student to practice on. Ulrika says that is the only way that they learn new procedures and tells him about her daughter who was very ill and needed 3 operations and she starts to tell a story about a little French girl who needed a transplant but now we are watching Nick sitting on the end of his bed.

Victor is wandering about the garden in his dressing gown 'good morning brave world' he says.

The he goes into the kitchen where Ulrika is talking about being anaemic and they are pressing their feet to see if they are anaemic and Preston asks if he needs fish and Chantelle says iron and then her and Ulrika start discussing IRON TABLETS I HAVE TRIED AND LIKED THAT DONT UNSETTLE YOUR STOMACH.

Ulrika tells the group that you can buy antibiotics in markets in India and people there dont finish the course and thats why we have so many strong resistant viruses.

Preston tries to tell of a similar thing in Mexico but Chantelle starts talking about the 14 separate courses of antibiotics  she took last year and she worked out on her own that she is allergic to yeast.

BB calls Ulrika to the Diary Room and she worries she has said something bad.

Preston says they will ask how she feels about not being nominated.

Chantelle asks Victor if he wondered what she was doing with a box in the middle of the night. Ulrika saw it to, but Chantelle was just moving the box to avoid a trip hazard (so I wish I never bothered starting to lut it).

Preston and Chantelle are having an awkward conversation on the sofa.

She thinks it's such a shame BB is ending as everyone loves it.

Ulrika comes out the DR in tears after getting good news about her daughter and she is ok (not sure what the problem was yet)

Preston starts going on about past housemates again, he reckons that all you have to do to make the show is 'turn the cameras on and edit it'.

Vanessa has emerged now.

Speculation.

Chantelle is going to ask for her curlers. Preston says wow. Now they discuss what would happen if they put a curler in his hair.

The alarms are going off now.