Lots of fake laughter as Nadia tries to start a bitching session. She says there is tensions but no one has the balls to say anything.
Michelle asks 'who do we not like'. Nadia wont say.
Makosi says she could lose it with Ulrika, Nadia agrees - she's snidey, she pulls a face blah blah blah
Cut away to the Ulrika and Brian in the house talking about how they thought there was going to be an eviction.
Victor is outside now and they are all moaning that they need alcohol to have fun (as usual). Nadia says they dont give them enough to get them happy and to kick off.
Michelle carries on bitching about Ulrika. Makosi says she is probably saying stuff about all us behind her backs.
Michelle is amused by the thought that Ulrika might look over and see then in the pool when they are all slagging her off.
Nadia's turn to slag her off now.
Makosi says it isnt fair that Ulrika only went in for money.
Nadia says she was 'betrayed' for the whole ultimatum thing...and anyone who got paid to go back isnt 'respecting Big Brother' and it isnt fair.
(Sorry missed some of that coz some one interrupted me)
Victor is outside now and they are all moaning that they need alcohol to have fun (as usual). Nadia says they dont give them enough to get them happy and to kick off.
Michelle carries on bitching about Ulrika. Makosi says she is probably saying stuff about all us behind her backs.
Michelle is amused by the thought that Ulrika might look over and see then in the pool when they are all slagging her off.
Nadia's turn to slag her off now.
Makosi says it isnt fair that Ulrika only went in for money.
Nadia says she was 'betrayed' for the whole ultimatum thing...and anyone who got paid to go back isnt 'respecting Big Brother' and it isnt fair.
(Sorry missed some of that coz some one interrupted me)
In the house Brian and Nick are bitching about Nick and Victor.
Ulrika says she thinks Nick is shy and socially uncomfortable so why did he go on a Reality show and blatantly lie.
Is he a)trying to get in with the group, b) attention seeking or c)devious and manipulative. He did this 10 years ago...why.
Brian wonders if Nick has been trying to shit stir about Victor.
Ulrika wonders if he was acting when Darren came in, and Brian wants to know why he gets so nervous about nominations. Brian reckons Vic nodded to Nick when he came out the DR after nominations.
Ulrika wants to know why they are so thick as theives and she says Nick knows everything that is going to happen and he is neurotic about it.
Ulrika is trusting but she doesnt trust them, and Brian says he is such a good judge of character and he doesnt trust them either.
Ulrika says that either Nick and Vic have a task or they are being devious off their own backs.
Brian thinks Vic is a nice guy. Ulrika says maybe he has to gain our trust and then bring us down.
The whines on about the clown again.
Ulrika says she thinks Nick is shy and socially uncomfortable so why did he go on a Reality show and blatantly lie.
Is he a)trying to get in with the group, b) attention seeking or c)devious and manipulative. He did this 10 years ago...why.
Brian wonders if Nick has been trying to shit stir about Victor.
Ulrika wonders if he was acting when Darren came in, and Brian wants to know why he gets so nervous about nominations. Brian reckons Vic nodded to Nick when he came out the DR after nominations.
Ulrika wants to know why they are so thick as theives and she says Nick knows everything that is going to happen and he is neurotic about it.
Ulrika is trusting but she doesnt trust them, and Brian says he is such a good judge of character and he doesnt trust them either.
Ulrika says that either Nick and Vic have a task or they are being devious off their own backs.
Brian thinks Vic is a nice guy. Ulrika says maybe he has to gain our trust and then bring us down.
The whines on about the clown again.
Now they are in the house talking about football.
Vic supports Liverpool coz his dad made him.
Nick supports Fulham coz he is from there. Vic says they are a posh time, Nick says no they were a crap team till recently.
Vic supports Liverpool coz his dad made him.
Nick supports Fulham coz he is from there. Vic says they are a posh time, Nick says no they were a crap team till recently.
On the soafs Brian and Ulrika try to sway Preston to their anti Nick and Vic alliance.
Preston doesnt seem to want to know, he doesnt want to get involved in the speculation.
Brian says he is paranoid and says it is 'the Victor effect'.
Preston doesnt seem to want to know, he doesnt want to get involved in the speculation.
Brian says he is paranoid and says it is 'the Victor effect'.
Ulrika is going on about how great her experience was last time (didnt she moan all the way through it?)
Preston is outside now and Nadia just asked if he thinks Chantelle lives in his shadow. He seemed a bit off with the question.
Nadia tells Preston off for leaving Chantelle to deal with the divorce.
He seemed a bit off by that remark as well.
In fact I think he cant wait to get back indoors
Nadia tells Preston off for leaving Chantelle to deal with the divorce.
He seemed a bit off by that remark as well.
In fact I think he cant wait to get back indoors
Back shortly when I have written my retention poilcy and stopped feeling murderous towards the hot tub harpies.
Michelle is telling them they should do a talent show, mud wrestle or a high heeled assualt course 'like in our one' and that if they do the 'others will just sit there'
bitch bitch bitch bitch bithc bitch bitch
Makosi cant believe any of the others want to go in the pool with them.
Michelle thinks that everyone is at the table bitching about them.
But it's Ulrika telling the others that her first name is Eva but her mum didnt think Ulrika Eva worked 'and what did she know at 19'.
She's asked why she uses Ulrika, she says her mum called her that.
In the POOL they are sure they are being talking about and Nadia has realised that maybe she is self obsessed, Makosi says she isnt but Nadia says 'you talk about yourself in the third person' *cackles*
In the house Victor has just said all the girls in the pool are like the 3 witches from macbeth, and Brian hopes BB pull the shutters down to piss them off.
Then they talk more about middle names.
Nikki's middle names are Rachel Beth.
She thinks they are common and would like something unusual. Like Linda.
bitch bitch bitch bitch bithc bitch bitch
Makosi cant believe any of the others want to go in the pool with them.
Michelle thinks that everyone is at the table bitching about them.
But it's Ulrika telling the others that her first name is Eva but her mum didnt think Ulrika Eva worked 'and what did she know at 19'.
She's asked why she uses Ulrika, she says her mum called her that.
In the POOL they are sure they are being talking about and Nadia has realised that maybe she is self obsessed, Makosi says she isnt but Nadia says 'you talk about yourself in the third person' *cackles*
In the house Victor has just said all the girls in the pool are like the 3 witches from macbeth, and Brian hopes BB pull the shutters down to piss them off.
Then they talk more about middle names.
Nikki's middle names are Rachel Beth.
She thinks they are common and would like something unusual. Like Linda.
Pool
Nadia thinks it is a house divided...and they are convinced they are being talked about, and they arent.
Till Brian said it's tit soup (in more ways than one).
And then they discuss the lack of nudity in BB11 apart from Mario, who Nikki would have had something to say about that.
Nadia thinks it is a house divided...and they are convinced they are being talked about, and they arent.
Till Brian said it's tit soup (in more ways than one).
And then they discuss the lack of nudity in BB11 apart from Mario, who Nikki would have had something to say about that.
2 bottles of wine have arrived. And some lager.
So they are all moaning.
Victor asks if they want any in the pool
Makosi says she doesnt want anything, Nadia says shh we can have it.
She says she wants red, Vic says the red has all been claimed and she says well I WANT red wine (and my feed has stuck hang on)
So they are all moaning.
Victor asks if they want any in the pool
Makosi says she doesnt want anything, Nadia says shh we can have it.
She says she wants red, Vic says the red has all been claimed and she says well I WANT red wine (and my feed has stuck hang on)
Nadia has just asked Makosi who she nominated by asking her 'who is the second person you might have a thing with'.
Unfortunately Michelle has picked up on it and stopped her.
When the penny finally drops it's a cackle fest.
Unfortunately Michelle has picked up on it and stopped her.
When the penny finally drops it's a cackle fest.
Nadia reckons it never crossed her mind and she thinks Michelle is so clever
Michelle has decided there will be no more nominations anyway.
Nadia is scared for tomorrow, she wants to milk it and stay in as long as possible.
I really cant stand to listen to all the screeching, I've got headphones on the selfish bastards
Nadia is scared for tomorrow, she wants to milk it and stay in as long as possible.
I really cant stand to listen to all the screeching, I've got headphones on the selfish bastards
Majorettes: New Task Revealed
For todayâs task, Housemates will become baton twirlers as they recreate the classic Big Brother 7 Majorette task.
Housemates will learn and perform a routine to the song âBad Romanceâ by Lady Gaga which they will perform later today.
If Housemates rehearse and perform to an acceptable standard, as deemed by an independent adjudicator, Housemates will receive a special reward.
Housemates will be provided with an instructional DVD and DVD player with which to learn the routine.
When instructed to do so by Big Brother, Housemates will allocate the following roles:
One Housemate will act as choreographer and will lead the group through their rehearsals. As well as choreographing the routine, this Housemate will also dance in the routine.
One Housemate will take the role of Troupe Leader. This Housemate will learn a slightly more complicated routine.
All other Housemates will become majorettes.
Big Brother will provide Housemates with two rehearsal periods in which to learn the routine.
Housemates have chosen Chantelle as their choreographer and Nikki as their troupe leader.
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The housemates have gathered in the Garden to practice their Majorettes Task.
They have got off to a cracking start and everyone seems to be pulling their weight and practising very hard.
Chantelle has been slightly worried that the pressure is on her as choreographer and has talked about swapping her role with another housemate but she was told she shouldn't as she had already said to Big Brother that she would choreograph the group.
Preston and Victor have taken a particular interest in the task and have been ordering around other housemates along with Brian.
For todayâs task, Housemates will become baton twirlers as they recreate the classic Big Brother 7 Majorette task.
Housemates will learn and perform a routine to the song âBad Romanceâ by Lady Gaga which they will perform later today.
If Housemates rehearse and perform to an acceptable standard, as deemed by an independent adjudicator, Housemates will receive a special reward.
Housemates will be provided with an instructional DVD and DVD player with which to learn the routine.
When instructed to do so by Big Brother, Housemates will allocate the following roles:
One Housemate will act as choreographer and will lead the group through their rehearsals. As well as choreographing the routine, this Housemate will also dance in the routine.
One Housemate will take the role of Troupe Leader. This Housemate will learn a slightly more complicated routine.
All other Housemates will become majorettes.
Big Brother will provide Housemates with two rehearsal periods in which to learn the routine.
Housemates have chosen Chantelle as their choreographer and Nikki as their troupe leader.
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The housemates have gathered in the Garden to practice their Majorettes Task.
They have got off to a cracking start and everyone seems to be pulling their weight and practising very hard.
Chantelle has been slightly worried that the pressure is on her as choreographer and has talked about swapping her role with another housemate but she was told she shouldn't as she had already said to Big Brother that she would choreograph the group.
Preston and Victor have taken a particular interest in the task and have been ordering around other housemates along with Brian.
Hm's have been practising for their task, they all seem to be doing really well, Nadia is sitting on the grass in just her knickers and t shirt, she is sitting will her legs wide open (not a good look) Hm's are talking about having 2 passports, Victor has one for Nigeria as while as British, Nadia is asking about what the difference between United Kindom and Britian, Ulrika is explaning it to her
Brian thinks BB will want to cram the house for the final will aload of Ex Hm's, Ulrika thinks that will be unfair as the public won't get to see much of them
Brian thinks BB will want to cram the house for the final will aload of Ex Hm's, Ulrika thinks that will be unfair as the public won't get to see much of them
Reference:
Big Brother 7 Majorette task
One two three four, one two three four 
Poor sossy had her head done in by that that year (I was away and missed it 
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I've been writing a risk assessment and not watching, just switched on and they are whining on about not getting alcohol again. So I dont think I will be watching long.
Oh gods they are bitching in the pool again and I cant be bothered with that so I am off!
makosi in the pool saying if she was too lose weight and get down to a size 6, she still wouldn't be able to fit in a size 6 jean beacuse of her hips, they aren't fat it's bone
makosi ask's chantelle if the others are getting on with their practise, she say's yes but she feel's sorry for Nick as he can't sing
Victor, Preston, Nikki and Brian in the kitchen talking about the sayings BB say, Brian think's it must be boring job asking them questions all day, especially when they know that Hm is leaving tomorrow
Nadia worried at her interview with davina, Chantelle say's not to worry, he won't have anything else to do with the show (think they mean Coolio)
Victor say's he's aways liked Michelle, she's a good gir, it did wind him when she used to say chicken all the time, at one point the whole house was saying it
Victor coping Nicks voice, he said he's not very nasty anymore he's abit of a let down
BB call's Nikki to the DR she say's they can wait till she's finished eating, they know not to interupt her when she's eating
makosi ask's chantelle if the others are getting on with their practise, she say's yes but she feel's sorry for Nick as he can't sing
Victor, Preston, Nikki and Brian in the kitchen talking about the sayings BB say, Brian think's it must be boring job asking them questions all day, especially when they know that Hm is leaving tomorrow
Nadia worried at her interview with davina, Chantelle say's not to worry, he won't have anything else to do with the show (think they mean Coolio)
Victor say's he's aways liked Michelle, she's a good gir, it did wind him when she used to say chicken all the time, at one point the whole house was saying it
Victor coping Nicks voice, he said he's not very nasty anymore he's abit of a let down
BB call's Nikki to the DR she say's they can wait till she's finished eating, they know not to interupt her when she's eating
Brian and Victor talking about speedo swim shorts, no men should ever where them, they both wore them when they were kids though, the talk moves on too Paula Radcliffe taking for a pee during a marathon
Preston and Chantelle talking about a party they went to in Brighton
Makosi, Nadia and Michelle in the pool
(i think Nick and Ulrika have a singing task) the others are waiting for their tasks
Preston and Chantelle talking about a party they went to in Brighton
Makosi, Nadia and Michelle in the pool
(i think Nick and Ulrika have a singing task) the others are waiting for their tasks
Ulrika complaining there can only hear the music and no words to the song they have too learn
Nadia say's she isn't stimulated enough, Makosi asks her who she would like to stimulate her, Nadia screams she didn't mean that
Michelle talking to Makosi about the balance bracelt she wears
Preston think's they have one fail already in thr task
Nick in the LR with headphones on learning his lines
Ulrika sunbathing and singing her lines to the song, Preston say's she's got a good pitch but she think's she's going wrong
Ulrika tell's brian he looks really brown and what spray tan did he have, he say's are you buzzing
Preston say's Chantelle used to have a spray tan that smelt like Pickled monster munch, it was so bad
Nadia say's she isn't stimulated enough, Makosi asks her who she would like to stimulate her, Nadia screams she didn't mean that
Michelle talking to Makosi about the balance bracelt she wears
Preston think's they have one fail already in thr task
Nick in the LR with headphones on learning his lines
Ulrika sunbathing and singing her lines to the song, Preston say's she's got a good pitch but she think's she's going wrong
Ulrika tell's brian he looks really brown and what spray tan did he have, he say's are you buzzing
Preston say's Chantelle used to have a spray tan that smelt like Pickled monster munch, it was so bad
Brian say's poor Nick, he's had a dancing and singing task now
Nick pulling some strange faces while he's learning his lines
Michelle asks what Brian will think his task will be, he's not sure but he think's he may be put with Makosi and Victor, he think's Michelles will be too re created fight night
Chantelle ask's brian how old he was when he appeared on BB, he says 12
Ulrika gets the cream cheese out of the fridge and drops it all over the floor, she says that will make me even more unpoular, Victor thinks she's ok
Nick pulling some strange faces while he's learning his lines
Michelle asks what Brian will think his task will be, he's not sure but he think's he may be put with Makosi and Victor, he think's Michelles will be too re created fight night
Chantelle ask's brian how old he was when he appeared on BB, he says 12
Ulrika gets the cream cheese out of the fridge and drops it all over the floor, she says that will make me even more unpoular, Victor thinks she's ok
Ulrika and Victor chatting in thr kitchen, Victor ask's if she knows Ian Wright, he say's she's alright but all footballers have ego's
Nikki back from the DR, she tell's everyone to go to the garden, she has to read something from BB, she tells them they are in trouble, then say's she's joking she just has to collect missing items
Victor ask's Ulrika about John Fashunu (sp) she say's he was always telling rude jokes
Brian tell's Michelle she has caught some sun, she say's that's good
The Hm's in the garden can hear alot of noise coming from outside, they think that they are probably putting up the stage, Chantelle things it's deliveries at Tesco's
Brian say's it still feel's age's till the final night
Chantelle hope's her song is to sing Candy Floss again, she still has the CD BB gave her
Makosi tell's Nikki it's best if she leaves the kitchen as they are cooking bacon
Brian talking to Chantelle, he doesn't think he could handle being married, if his husband said something was wrong with his dinner he would probably put his head in a blender and then ring the police to confess
Nikki back from the DR, she tell's everyone to go to the garden, she has to read something from BB, she tells them they are in trouble, then say's she's joking she just has to collect missing items
Victor ask's Ulrika about John Fashunu (sp) she say's he was always telling rude jokes
Brian tell's Michelle she has caught some sun, she say's that's good
The Hm's in the garden can hear alot of noise coming from outside, they think that they are probably putting up the stage, Chantelle things it's deliveries at Tesco's
Brian say's it still feel's age's till the final night
Chantelle hope's her song is to sing Candy Floss again, she still has the CD BB gave her
Makosi tell's Nikki it's best if she leaves the kitchen as they are cooking bacon
Brian talking to Chantelle, he doesn't think he could handle being married, if his husband said something was wrong with his dinner he would probably put his head in a blender and then ring the police to confess
Nick help's Makosi work the cooker (that seems to be the worst cooker ever)
Makosi ask's Michelle what it's like to have false boobs in your body, Michelle say's it is weird to start with but they are ok in about 6 weeks
Brian telling Chantelle and Preston about hazzards in the home, he's slipped in the shower before and woke up under the water in the bath, Chantelle tell's him to be more careful
Makosi ask's Michelle what it's like to have false boobs in your body, Michelle say's it is weird to start with but they are ok in about 6 weeks
Brian telling Chantelle and Preston about hazzards in the home, he's slipped in the shower before and woke up under the water in the bath, Chantelle tell's him to be more careful
Thanks for the updates Aimee 
I have just got in, put feed on, Makosi is getting on my nerves so I think I will turn it off
I have just got in, put feed on, Makosi is getting on my nerves so I think I will turn it off
Not alot has been happening, but heres a quick update, Ulrika and Nick have been ptactising there duet of endless love, they are going to sing it after dinner tonight
Makosi has done her task, she had to be horrible to everyone but BB had told the other Hm's what she was doing and when she said anything nasty to them they had to be nice back to her
Preston has had to eat a whole box of chocolates without being sick, he manage to do it
Ahmed from BB5 came into the garden and smashed some plates, brian jumped on the table, most of the others screamed and ran off
Preston and Ulrika are cooking stir fry for dinner, Michelle and Nadia are cleaning the house
see ya all tomorrow
Makosi has done her task, she had to be horrible to everyone but BB had told the other Hm's what she was doing and when she said anything nasty to them they had to be nice back to her
Preston has had to eat a whole box of chocolates without being sick, he manage to do it
Ahmed from BB5 came into the garden and smashed some plates, brian jumped on the table, most of the others screamed and ran off
Preston and Ulrika are cooking stir fry for dinner, Michelle and Nadia are cleaning the house
see ya all tomorrow
thanks Aimee. .great work 
your welcome olly
In the garden Nikki Brian and Michelle are talking about relationships. Michelle sounded suitably shocked when Nikki asked her if she ever over laps her boyfriends (ie has one on the go before when she meets the new one and not some lurid sex thing) and then she told Brian she hadnt seen Stu in years.
Kandyfloss (Vic, Nadia and Chantelle) are rehearsing.
And now in the garden they are talking about Fight Night and Emma in particular and unfortunately for the us the sound dipped at the interesting part.
Michelle apparently had no idea that the fight kicked off due to the way Marco was dancing in Jasons face, after some more sound dips Michelle suggests that Emma walked, not that she was kicked out, but then the sound dips again and keeps on dipping while Michelle describes some ill fated attempt at sharing a house that she and Michelle had.
Nikki is convinced she can hear cheering and isnt having the suggestion that it's Little Brother rehearsals
Kandyfloss (Vic, Nadia and Chantelle) are rehearsing.
And now in the garden they are talking about Fight Night and Emma in particular and unfortunately for the us the sound dipped at the interesting part.
Michelle apparently had no idea that the fight kicked off due to the way Marco was dancing in Jasons face, after some more sound dips Michelle suggests that Emma walked, not that she was kicked out, but then the sound dips again and keeps on dipping while Michelle describes some ill fated attempt at sharing a house that she and Michelle had.
Nikki is convinced she can hear cheering and isnt having the suggestion that it's Little Brother rehearsals
Just got in and Nikki is talking to Pete about how she is having the time of her life and having a wonderful time and she feels so lucky and Pete says you are lucky and then it goes all sound dipped
*goes to find out what is going on*
*goes to find out what is going on*
OK Well I dont know what is going on but Pete appears to be Nikki's boss and now he is dictating something to her and she is writing it down.
Dear Nikki you had a face like a slapped arsed when asked to sharpen my pencils and sort out my coloured paper clips etc etc etc
Dear Nikki you had a face like a slapped arsed when asked to sharpen my pencils and sort out my coloured paper clips etc etc etc
Nikki thinks everyone has the hump because Nikki has had Pete, Glyn and the twins come and see her.
Nikki says only Preston wanted Pete to go in, Pete says he wasnt the only one (because Pete really wanted to do the show), and NIkki says aww and she doesnt understand why they didnt want him and Pete doesnt either and then he quickly changes the subject and they do the task thing.
Pete says all people do in offices is sharpen pencils and write rubbish.
Nikki says only Preston wanted Pete to go in, Pete says he wasnt the only one (because Pete really wanted to do the show), and NIkki says aww and she doesnt understand why they didnt want him and Pete doesnt either and then he quickly changes the subject and they do the task thing.
Pete says all people do in offices is sharpen pencils and write rubbish.
Now Nikki has 30 seconds to say goodbye so there is a load of hugging and Nikki asks Pete if he is going to the eviction and to text Carly coz she will be here and tell her mum she misses her (confident she isnt going then!)
Nikki comes back and they ask what happened and she says they chatted and she got the job and now she is telling them what the letter she said that she had to dictate was, and he was in an office with a screen and she thinks he was watching.
Ulrika is having a moan because Nikki has seen everyone she wanted to see and Ulrika hasnt seen anyone.
Nikki hates the pictures from her Television Awards award because her fake tan was dodgy.
Nowt much has been happening...Ulrika was just having a bitch about Nadia ('not an isolated incident' 'always shouting people down' and they are wondering when Michelle will inflict her warbling on the world and now they are arguing about what time the show will be on tonight.
Ulrika thinks that showing Brian on Come Dine with Me this week will be amazing for votes and stuff (Brian said it is going to be on on Tuesday)
Ulrika thinks that showing Brian on Come Dine with Me this week will be amazing for votes and stuff (Brian said it is going to be on on Tuesday)
Brian describes an incident when Nadia last the plot with Sophie on the CDWM filming and Ulrika takes the opportunity to go into more details about her personality disorders.