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Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury Bazzile - (Iron Lady) Conservative
Home Secretary Dame Ann Average - (Wont go far from Home) Labour
Foreign Secretary Suzybean - (Diplomatic Innit) LibDem/Marxist/Leninist
Defence Secratary Zaphod - (Gets to look hard, riding in a tank with loads of medals) Independent
Culture Secretary MrMeatandPotatoPie - (NO MORE PRAWN SARNIES111) Labour
Education Secretary Duckypup - (School Year lasts 1 week) LibDem/Labour
Sports Minister PinkBabe1966 - (Watch out Premier League!) Independent/Labour
Minister for Europe Kaytee - (Champer, chokkies, and patÉ for all the Comrades) Labour/SNP
Chief Whip MrsB - (Nuff Said) Conservative
Spin Doctor in Chief and Bouncer Demantoid (You're not getting in if your name's not down) Labour


you are welcome to find a position that best suits you

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I think we need a Communities Secretary (free invites to absolutely everything)

An Employment Secretary (jobs for his/her mates)

A Transport Secretary (where's the Daimler? Those second-class rail passengers might steal my laptop)

And a Housing Secretary (Riiight, can I have first pick of all the second homes those de-selected MPs are having to give up?)

Demantoid
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Depends - have you got a snonorous, booming voice that carries, but won't shatter the windows, set off car alarms or wake up the Lords next door? As spinner-in-chief, I've got to think of our public image
I might have

I also promise not to do that public speaking hands thing [thumbs pointed up for positivity and hands that look like farm gates and totally stiff and unnatural]  that drives me bonkers and takes my attention away from what people are saying..
Mount Olympus *Olly*
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I might have I also promise not to do that public speaking hands thing [thumbs pointed up for positivity and hands that look like farm gates and totally stiff and unnatural] that drives me bonkers and takes my attention away from what people are saying..
That sounds satisfactory - now all we need to know is, do you look good in tights, garters and a powdered wig?
Demantoid
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Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury Bazzile - (Iron Lady) Conservative Home Secretary Dame Ann Average - (Wont go far from Home) Labour Foreign Secretary Suzybean - (Diplomatic Innit) LibDem/Marxist/Leninist Defence Secratary Zaphod - (Gets to look hard, riding in a tank with loads of medals) Independent Culture Secretary MrMeatandPotatoPie - (NO MORE PRAWN SARNIES111) Labour Education Secretary Duckypup - (School Year lasts 1 week) LibDem/Labour Sports Minister PinkBabe1966 - (Watch out Premier League!) Independent/Labour Minister for Europe Kaytee - (Champer, chokkies, and patΓ© for all the Comrades) Labour/SNP Chief Whip MrsB - (Nuff Said) Conservative Spin Doctor in Chief and Bouncer Demantoid (You're not getting in if your name's not down) Labour
Minister for the Drinks Cabinet Stonks (hic)
Speaker Mount Olympus (scratchy wig and baggy stockings but there till she's dead)
Minister without Portfolio Queen of the High Teas (Bags of Responsibility but does Sod all)
Chancellor of the Exchequer Garage Joe (well it makes sense)
Deputy Prime Minister Lal (gets to look lovingly at Baz)
Number 10 Pussy Kattymieoww (purrs)
GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs* (OH NO YOU DIDENT 
suzybean
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Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury Bazzile - (Iron Lady) Conservative Home Secretary Dame Ann Average - (Wont go far from Home) Labour Foreign Secretary Suzybean - (Diplomatic Innit) LibDem/Marxist/Leninist Defence Secratary Zaphod - (Gets to look hard, riding in a tank with loads of medals) Independent Culture Secretary MrMeatandPotatoPie - (NO MORE PRAWN SARNIES111) Labour Education Secretary Duckypup - (School Year lasts 1 week) LibDem/Labour Sports Minister PinkBabe1966 - (Watch out Premier League!) Independent/Labour Minister for Europe Kaytee - (Champer, chokkies, and patΓ© for all the Comrades) Labour/SNP Chief Whip MrsB - (Nuff Said) Conservative Spin Doctor in Chief and Bouncer Demantoid (You're not getting in if your name's not down) Labour Minister for the Drinks Cabinet Stonks (hic) Speaker Mount Olympus (scratchy wig and baggy stockings but there till she's dead) Minister without Portfolio Queen of the High Teas (Bags of Responsibility but does Sod all) Chancellor of the Exchequer Garage Joe (well it makes sense) Deputy Prime Minister Lal (gets to look lovingly at Baz) Number 10 Pussy Kattymieoww (purrs) GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs* (OH NO YOU DIDENT
Old Bill Jackson B ('ello 'ello 'ello)
suzybean
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Minister for the Drinks Cabinet Stonks (hic) Speaker Mount Olympus (scratchy wig and baggy stockings but there till she's dead) Minister without Portfolio Queen of the High Teas (Bags of Responsibility but does Sod all) Chancellor of the Exchequer Garage Joe (well it makes sense) Deputy Prime Minister Lal (gets to look lovingly at Baz) Number 10 Pussy Kattymieoww (purrs) GaGa Goodwill Ambassador (in absentia) *deegs* (OH NO YOU DIDENT
stonks

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