meow from Baz 

Sahf Lundun innit tonight 

I wonder what part of South London they are in 

he's an eater not a hater 

What's a free diver ? 

All that tabasco  

I'm liking Michelle - just hope she doesn't turn 

I think I would enjoy the starter 

they dive deeply in sea without the aid of an oxygen tank - very difficult and can be dangerous if not properly supervised or trained 

Me too ..in both cases  

Rather her than me !  

She's not looking bad for her age then 

Scrub what I said about the starter ...it looks like ...well ...you know

Has Amythist gone ?  

she's not much younger than me and I think she's scrubbed up well 

not so sure about the menu 

taxi duty?  and where's her Yoginess? 

just rustling up a groovy snack for myself

We'll the first guest  is dressed for a dinneR party ...not!

ha ha so what have we got? Because you have to share 

On her holidays ...she said she left a message for you in the Trial thread  

old friends...the other guy looked well peeved

  missed it if she did 

She PMd me , but I didn't pick it up until she had gone  

Yes  

 Ive done some pitta pockets stuffed with red onions(sauteed) and grated carrot with toasted seeds in chilli mayo, cucumber,lettuce and sliced up veggie burgers with extra chilli sauce on top...my version of a kebab!

help yourselves.....

there's no message in there the trout   

Oh wow ....that sounds yummy  

you had me till there 

that starter does look a bit dry and it doesn't look like a turd 

Well she said she mentioned it in the OP thread ....it would have been last Thursday/Friday

starter looks bad...and dressing on the slaw would be good

Young lad is annoying ....and jeans woman is a bit bolshie 

mayo optional...Ive got it with seeds and lemon juice too!

A cook she ain't  

correctomundo on both counts

that duck is still quacking and the microwave won't help it 

Served with boiled veg .....gross

dumps mayo as lergic to eggs but scoffs the rest 

Not a good meal at all...diners arent up to much either