did you ever watch the League of Gentlemen?  There were that scary couple that owned the shop?  That's what she looked like - scared the bejesus out of me - we only stayed for about 10 minutes grabbed a hot chocolate and left

Are you sure you don't remember this bit, Baz?

 <<,,, this one

 I don't blame you!

Her presentation is awful.

those tarts just look liked they've been slapped on the plate  very poor presentation 

I think *very poor* is a compliment in that case

I'm being professional as a gaga reviewer   

John reminds me of Giles Coren  but with glasses

I like broccoli and stilton soup.

 I can see the likeness.

John is being a pain - can't remember how good his meal was 

he's such a plonker   the drag queen in pink is getting on my norks as well 

I can't remember either.

Mr Yogi asked if John has a train set.

She's only 53 !! Goodness , in 13 years older than she is and , if I say it myself , look younger than she does ! Meoww

she's a horrid old bat 

She's only 53 !! Goodness , in 13 years older than she is and , if I say it myself , look younger than she does ! Meoww

 She's the same age as me!