Joy is bugging me already.

really sick and tired of the types of people they are having on this show - the men are all emasculated or control freaks and the women are harridan fishwives 

It's all so formulaic nowadays. Same with FIAB. 

it's not about a dining experience for her and her guests, it's about her 5 minutes of fame and me me me attitude 

 He let slip that his friends can't understand how he can stay married to Joy.

The young ones don't like much, do they?

how he didn't shove her back is beyond me 

 I bet he wanted to!

tactical 

 Yep.

cheese soufflé meh!  

I would eat it.

Not sure about the main.

I'm preparing for Joy to turn very nasty when her night is over 

everybody have a go at the old alligator bit harsh on Joy but ...

 I think she's quite nasty already.

Does she have arthritis in her pinkies, they appear to be bent?

Evening all I've had two glasses of champers and been massaged to oblivion ...so right now I'm feeling no pain What are this lot like ?

That sounds lovely, Baz, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Usual mixed bag of nasties and tactical twerps.

pavlova is Australian so doesn't go with the Deep South inspired menu 

Wipe up that spilt milk!

This pair haven't a clue what they are doing.

normal service then  

That's raw chicken  

Yes, same old, same old.

glad you had a great day Baz and what Yogz said 

Maybe they will cook it for a bit longer when the guests arrive.

But they poured it through that strainer  

I reckon Joy will be a beam of sunshine and tell them exactly how crap anything is all wrapped up in the guise of being constructive criticism 

Did they not cook it through once they put the coconut milk back in?

She sounds a right pain !!

Joy is a mood hoover and a nasty witch into the bargain.

She is!

Yes....but it was the strainer that freaked me out

I'd slap her !!! 

What a rude woman !!!

 Why?

I'll hold her, you slap her!

grrrrrr I want to slap her with a lump of 2X2 

Make it a hard one!