and he's snuggling up with the vile ones

grrrrr 

anyhoo thanks for the company - see you later girls 

Thanks for the company everyone, see you later.

Darn these cogs  

Wrong couple win, thanks for company girls.... off to vote some more     See you all later

I'm just watching (well I say watching, I'm cleaning while it is on) an old CDWM, one which has been on a few times before. The guy who tells too many bad jokes, the posh student, Donal (or doughnut as one girl puts it) and three other women.

Donal has has served chocolate in a real egg shell.

Ah the bad joke teller is Ken. And he has just called one of the girls pretty ugly.

That young girl is so funny, the story about a squirrel eating a seagulls head in Wales. 

Bump.

I can see you! 

stop twizzling around - I can still see you 

evening all 

Hi Pengy.

Yogz 

Lee's a keeper 

that's a very very red kitchen 

 They've only been married a year - that honeymoon period didn't seem to last long in their case.

Hi everyone, just managed to arrive home in time.

How are we all ?

ermmm you can keep this meal 

I'm good, thanks. How are things with you?

I like the dogs that couple three have.

Not bad thanks 

No Baz today?

he's a plonker 

yay!  fine thanks 

I'd like the main but you can keep the rest.

This feels like a meal made by a child newly experimenting with cooking.

I think I have spotted the swingers tonight 

judging by the headstands, I think he's one overgrown child - don't like this meal at all and why is that woman keeping her coat on? 

 which ones are the swingers?

The one in the red dress who made no bones about saying how good looking the final couple's chap was to his face, then continued the discussion with her husband.

She's defo a naughty one!

the older couple with dogs?  I'd have been surprised if you didn't recognise a pair of swingers 

Tonight's hosts is my bet 

And she should get that jacket off...

 I'll take your word for it.

can't imagine anyone wanting to swap with the manchild 

starter hasn't gone down well 

"if you are going to do foam, you have to commit to foam".

Top quote.

No, neither can I.

Starter sounded awful.

cooked too much for her liking - tell us how you really feel 

She wants a "sumization" 

"sumisation", is that a real word?

The hubby from couple 3 seems familiar. I wonder if he has been on another programme.

didn't look that good on the plate did the dessert and I think the older couple are going to dislike everything 

Nope.

I'm telling you, the host tonight, she likes to "share".

But I would not offer someone my spoon.

Benefits Cheats 

I think you're right about the older couple.

Does anyone else recognise the hubby?

Night one hosts: Do you think she is a bit older than him?