You don't want to see one. Believe me that was scary.

I've had enough of lies and deceit.

There is nothing to look forward to. A massive recession. Do you know  what that means.

Unfortunately.

Right Brexit fecked us up with our biggest trading partner - Europe.

And you want to feck us up with our biggest trading partner - England.

Don't let me on a telly panel or a radio phone in. I might quote @Yogi19   

Feck, this is not a game. Get some etiquette.

You lost me there             That backfired.

Do I neeed to swear here - grow the feck up.

You need to get over being a queen. You pick on soft targets generally women. Emma Radacanu won the US Open at 18. You're 67 - leave her alone. Naturally affiliations fell at her feet. You're a bit of a bitchy know nothing. Picking her up on £40k's worth of Tiffany. She's also sponsered by Porsche. Nadal wears a one mill Richard Mille - did you miss that? It's actually called The Nadal.

Who else have you picked on? Deborah James over her toilet paper issue. She was on the way out, God bless her and on you went. Well, Andrex are running with it. Which generally leaves you nowhere and incredible.

Feck sake. You drowned there Steve. YOU ARE IN A DELUDED SHOWBIZZ FANTASY WONDERLAND. With a shit Bentley. Continental Flying Spur? It's predecessor the Arnage T walks all over that. That's why they are twice the price cheapskate   

I would take you off the air. You're comfort zone would be fecked then.

Global Radio eh?

Do I need to listen to anybody. Not really

Just answering Velvet Donkey’s request for people to say what’s on their mind.

Here goes:

I’ve been worrying for sometime now regarding what we, as a country, have become.

There was one time when Britain was, if not loved, then respected around the world but now it appears that if other countries are not laughing at us then they are pitying us for the gradual and stealthy erosion of our democracy by this Tory cabal of self-serving incompetents, led by a lying, cheating buffoon who is, in my opinion, the worst PM in recent memory.  

Add to this the self-inflicted wound that is Brexit then I reckon things ain’t  going to get better any time soon.

Hope you’re not sorry you asked now, Velvet Donkey! 😂

Start a feckin thread and say what's on your mind.

It's dead otherwise.

I had to rack my brains for a few mins. It was the BMW 1 Series advert.

It's more than that but BM clocked it.....

Elton John donated the piano to St Pancras. I love public pianos   

I never thought 2010 would be a hay day. Turned out it was.

All political comments are welcome. It's a supposition in the here and now.

This'll be funny the no comments.

And I'm not deleting this.

Woke and Meghan.

You're fecked man - no-ones watching and no-one cares. Feck off back to Bizarre in The Sun with Ferrari.

Feck he is dripping. I can't sleep so I might be qualified.

First one - deluded die hard Tory. Naw, first one life doesn't exist outside London.

Everyone back to work like Nick in a chauffered car.

Feck the lesser mortals bringing the country to a standstill.

Some business news with David Buick.

Cut people off.

Andrew Neil outed you for £700k years ago.

You'll never make a socialist Nick.

What do you believe in ? Still got topless darts on your CV. Eff you.

It's comical listening to him.

A new version on the Back in Time series starts tonight at 8 on BBC 2 . The first episode traces a South Asian family in 50s Britain .

Nicol Henderson and David Warner and John Thaw.

It's a play before David Mamet     

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We're looking forward to a massive recession. Black won't be white then.

On top of everything current...

Talk about dumbing down. Westminster is a joke.

We're fecked - take that in.

As for Scottish Independence - finance that. Try Wonga on a Scotland shirt.

The dickheads would still buy one   

Middle of England heading North. The guy behind me had an artic. We arranged to meet at Westmorland - think that's the opposite of Tebay.

I was in front of him at a service station trying to fill a cow up with fuel. The eye didn't work so I was filling it up through the ear. I knew it wasn't right and then I woke up.

Analyze that Freud. There is  absolutely no way you can analyze dreams. None.

Very happy birthday Carnelian . I hope you are having a nice day .

I;'s perfect.Abba.