Very happy birthday Mollie . I hope you have a beanastic day .

For those of you who are interested...
BBC2 are taking a look back at the first edition of Celebrity Big Brother which took place in 2001 and featured Anthea Turner, Chris Eubank, Claire Sweeney, Jack Dee, Keith Duffy and Vanessa Feltz...

Friday evening at 10pm

You tell me Fiona.

Wow.

Magic. Defensive, white middle-class moi?

I hope you have a lovely day, Jen

Steam mops 

...  who does he think he is waltzing in here after all this time when it suits him ...

Anyhoo - I'm never buying a ruddy Shark again - two we've had and both broken after approx 2yrs. Repair bloke said they aren't worth repairing and recommended a VAX but I don't like the triangle-y head, preferring a rectangle for all those lil nooks and crannies.

Nelson & Wellington must be spinning in their graves at this one - once dynamic and fearless, now domesticated and apologetic - sigh

Any advice before I fork a handsome sum of no more than about £70

You shouldn't have a radio advert then.

I'd ban them   

I have   

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Every best wish for a Happy Birthday El

He's so inept you could write War and Peace about him.

Sent with luv     

Feckin hell

I like slim. I know how she operates. It's good   

There ye go.

I saw a lot of stars at 15.

Rory Gallagher, Blondie and Television.

I'm sure there's a jail.

Do you know 95% of electric cars are still on the the road.

The other 5% made it home.

The great electic car joke. Don't think think you'll be touring the Lake District or the Highlands. You won't!

The Wyre should have been searched from the mouth of Morecombe Bay up - not down. Or at least somewhere up. And early.

One day the independent searcher says he would have found her - yesterday on new info he says she could be in the sea      Dick.

He is a performing seal. Take your Irish passport and feck off.

They were useful in WW2