He always come from his own comfort zone.

Sometimes it's total misery. Lighten up Darren.

That's a fail by the way.

It's free. I've been negative for too long.

Let's address him.

Do you want to be popular. You're a brain dead waste of space man.

Brooklyn - feck he's a non entity. That was when the world changed - Brooklyn thinks he's famous.

The 2nd Series starts on c4 Wednesday at 8 o’clock ….this week they have to make a dining table .

There's a con going on here.

Forty grand for a VW that can't hit a ton.

Some people rule you out on one. That is a fact.

There is nothing worse than broken Glaswegian - feck I'll rule you out and and I was christened in Carntyne. It's uneducated lazy. I would say that's the worst - paint us in a good light eh? You can't help these feckers      They know it all.

What changed? Are you forecastin Japan?

Sorry Sir David.

My Octopus Teacher beats all.

Pot Black in colour. You are a talk over lets face it. No disrespect.

The launch , which was due to be this Saturday , has apparently been put  back .It will now take place on Friday 23rd .

Worrying times

I'm not a Royalist but I'd prefer a monarchy any day rather than a republic

Site's been down since 9am, I've emailed Crowdstack support.

Does new PM, Liz Truss, have your trust - see what I did there

So far she seems to be rubbing people up the wrong way. Several Cabinet Ministers have resigned and she's also criticised the UK working public.

She said they needed “more graft” and suggested they lacked the “skill and application” of foreign rivals, the Guardian revealed.

She's said Nicola Sturgeon is best ignored and Mark Drakeford was a 'low energy' Jeremy Corbyn.

How does she make you feel so far then?

Has there ever been a more vapid non entity?

That's when you say "feck"

It does.

The Romans made a mistake there.

Nout, You talk a good game.

Feck, I could lead the Labour Party and they'd still win.

That was turkeys voting for Christmas.

Big scheduling clash.
First episode of finals week of Celebrity Mastechef scheduled for Tuesday 13 September from 21.00 to 22.22
First episode of Bake Off scheduled for Tuesday 13 September from 20.00 and will either end at 21.15 or, more likely being the first episode 21.30

Those are the times as currently scheduled which will anger a lot of people until there's a change.

This years series starts at 8 o’clock on Tuesday 13th on C4

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Ryan Giggs. If you think you  can slapp women around,

You're getting slapped up in jail man.