Wanna hear my paid momologue for half an hour.? You don't.

Performing seal - I couldn't live like that.

James O'B is self serving. Feck you.

Who designed the Aston V8? Tadek Marek.

That got me out a full scale bar fight in @1992. It was the toilets   

LBC 4 - 7 am.

He'd talk the hind legs off a donkey.

Funny dude   

Feck me. They both look a drag act.

Every day of of the week. Some getta way drivers they are in Liverpool. They talk shite.. Ferrari's  are hand - craftred, talking about interiors. Lambo are Audi

You would. Instead of marching up and down London's cenotaph why don't you get out. Feckin incapable. Coventry was blitzed - try that. So was Clydebank.

Maybe I'm an amateur. Big mistake. Can you believe people are that daft?

I don't think he's clever - not after that.

That was a 20 bore Purdey in the foot.

Talk about Brexit you wanker. You can't do it. Why not?   

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22 strangers in a castle in the Scottish Highlands.
Get them, before they get you. The ultimate game of detection, backstabbing and trust. Hosted by Claudia Winkleman.
Some of them are the Traitors whose job is to secretly murder a player each night. The others are the Faithfuls who have to detect the Traitors and banish them before they become the next victim.

12 part series starting on BBC One on Tuesday at 21.30. Looks as it there's 3 episodes for 4 weeks

To all our American friends at GaGa and elsewhere: here's hoping you've all enjoyed a happy and peaceful Thanksgiving (and not eaten too much... ).

A very happy birthday Moonie . I hope you have a day that’s as special as you are .🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

New series starts Sunday at 9 o’clock

@El Loro @Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thingcould you sticky the thread please

Feckin mentol.

If you want to call out people on a live and they are right outside your door watching it you are fecked. You're mad Salford - who do you know in Glasgow?. Hope you're in love with that idiot.

You've called out too many wrong people. You're a grass.

Comments section kills it always. Are you sane?

A very happy birthday lovely lady . I hope your day is as special as you are .

All  I can say is feck.

Who the feck votes for him?

The braindead.

New series starting on Wedneday 2 November on BBC One.
Marcus Wearing, Gregg Wallace and new judge Anna Haugh (whilst Monica takes a break for this series).
First week (all at 60 minutes) Wedneday and Thurday 21.00, Friday 20.00.

This is out of control.

It is.

I've never heard anything about reversing that.

Grant Shapps. Feck the only right decision she's made. What a tool he was.

Sit in the rear Grant.

Did you not have a few aliases - I think you did.

GTF!