Jessica Rabbit

Clearly not a great intellectual. She married a rabbit. 

This thread is just a tawdry sham conceived to enable  the ner do wells to post pictures of women, pigs, cartoons  and puppets  they fancy.

 

 

 

*gulp* I didn't post any! 

 

 

Does she have your attention?

Pulse racing a lil?

Desireable for a cartoon?

She's clever

a. I'm heterosexual.

b. I'm heterosexual. etc.

c. She's a cartoon. I worry about you sometimes Saint. 

You need to relax and just have fun with it

I have no need to relax and have fun with an it! 

Ok then - just unclench

OK. Nite. Ohhhhhhmmmmmmm.

 

Copies and pastes

 

Nite

Found him. 

 

 

He's been there for hours. 

Haha Blizzie!

 

 

Now if we are talking cartoon characters, then you will be hard pushed to find *clears throat* a sexier character than Francine Smith from American Dad.

 

 

I'm not 

Where is Velvet??

I wondered where he was too, and Frau Col-og-nuh. Meanwhile I would have to refer you to m'previous answer Kirstie/Kirsty Allsopp. She is posh tottie, she knows lots, she looks like she can dress herself, and she looks like she would be pretty handy in a fight. That's all men need.

Sorry Joe - although i think she is indeed totty she cannot dress herself.

She resembles a 50yr old in maternity wear. But still has that lil something that allures.

A poor man's Nigella?

She can dress herself. It's a literal saying.

Ah i see

 

Do you think she under-sells herself? Kinda frumpy but still desireable?

 

 

 

I nearly forgot. The very attractive and wonderful Rachael Khoo.

 

 

 

Nice snaffle EC (apparently) That reminds me, I do like Lucy Cohu. She is also posh tottie, can dress herself, would nip to the offie for some cans, and would be handy in a fight.

It's not like Velvet to go AWOL.I do hope he is alright.

Best wishes Velvet - drop us a note if you can x

RACHEL LAFERVE

Fine erin  

 

Nice

AVRIL LAVIGNE

 Happy Easter Velvet

 

That choice will need explaining to me as I don't see A.L. as thinking man's totty. 

Lauren Laverne

 

Yep 

 

 

I'll throw Katie Derham into the pot.

 

 

Taste and choices are a difficult thing to quantify and when it comes to the ladies - its even tougher.

I think Avril is talented - singer, song writer guitar and paino player from the age of 18 ... and still going.

She's the wild child totty - the forbidden totty that could bite. Watch her - she's growing up nicely

AMANDA DECADENET

 

How very true Saint, that is why I was interested in why you made the choice. It is clear we probably differ slightly in what we like. I am very much a natural brunette kind of guy. I don't like crazy tanned skin and much prefer my ladies on the paler side. A lack of piercings (ears accepted) is a must. Jewellery to be kept to a minimum. Discrete tattoos are OK, but massive body art a no-no.

 

It will be a challenge for me to find a celebrity example that fits that description 

Hmmm diffcult one as discrete tatoos are often hidden.

Otherwise i will redirect my learned friend to an "answer i offered some moments ago" ... Juliet Binoche.

Or . . .

ELIZA DUSHKU 

 

KATE BECKINSALE