So
1. You use the name of one of your grandparents (according to your gender).
2. You use location specific primary school.
3. You decide whether you are an Upstairs or Downstairs character... and allow us to differ. 
I'm Emily Chesterton and so I'm clearly Upstairs *polishes pince-nez*
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I'm "Charles In-Special-Measures"
Very clearly split between floors.
hahaha..love it!
How about
Robina Parkhill?
I'd say upstairs.... except gran was actually known as Ruby - which is definitely a downstairs name. I guess I'd be the parlourmaid that boinked the son of the house and made good...
I'm "Charles In-Special-Measures"
Very clearly split between floors.
(I really wish you'd bin that avvie - it's freaking me out.)
I'm "Charles In-Special-Measures"
Very clearly split between floors.
(I really wish you'd bin that avvie - it's freaking me out.)
Knowing your love of Doctor Who, I will change it soon. I have set something up and just waiting for someone to figure it out before I change. 
Edit: You do know I changed the eyes
Stella Borstal
Definitely below stairs
I'm "Charles In-Special-Measures"
Very clearly split between floors.
(I really wish you'd bin that avvie - it's freaking me out.)
Knowing your love of Doctor Who, I will change it soon. I have set something up and just waiting for someone to figure it out before I change.
Edit: You do know I changed the eyes
It didn't freak me out before... I'm all curious to see what's next now.
I'm "Charles In-Special-Measures"
Very clearly split between floors.
Buried under floors more like. 
hahaha..love it!
How about
Robina Parkhill?
I'd say upstairs.... except gran was actually known as Ruby - which is definitely a downstairs name. I guess I'd be the parlourmaid that boinked the son of the house and made good...
However you dress it up Kaffers, you're deffo downstairs. (One of my bezzas' mum was called Ruby and really was a housekeeper to a feudal estate in Devon!) 
Stella Borstal
Definitely below stairs
With an intriguing past. *hides family silver* 
Dollina Kilbowie - very obviously upstairs.
Dollina Kilbowie - very obviously upstairs.
Wow! That is deffo upstairs from Scottish aristocracy! *curtseys and checks gun cabinet is locked before there is an unfortunate hunting accident*
Lucy Whitemoor, I think I'm upstairs
Lucy Whitemoor, I think I'm upstairs
No. I think you are a successful shop-owner in the village that a younger member of the Big House has taken a shine to.
Maria Jesmond.. undecided where i belong..........
What if I was Doris Whitemoor
What if I was Doris Whitemoor
head chef ?
What if I was Doris Whitemoor
Peeling spuds.
If it was secondary school I would be Maria Dyke-House
What if I was Doris Whitemoor
head chef ?
Wow Clumsy... you promoted her from prep to chef.
What if I was Doris Whitemoor
head chef ?
Wow Clumsy... you promoted her from prep to chef.
never argue with a doris
Maria Jesmond.. undecided where i belong..........
Exotic divorcÃĐ from Italy after a loveless marriage to a gay aristocrat.
Hi I'm Doris head chef at Downton. 
What if I was Doris Whitemoor
head chef ?
Wow Clumsy... you promoted her from prep to chef.
never argue with a doris
Especially when she has a Sabatier in hand.
Maria Jesmond.. undecided where i belong..........
Exotic divorcÃĐ from Italy after a loveless marriage to a gay aristocrat.
fiction imitates life
Maria Jesmond.. undecided where i belong..........
Exotic divorcÃĐ from Italy after a loveless marriage to a gay aristocrat.
absolutely!
If it was secondary school I would be Maria Dyke-House
If it was secondary school I'd have to go with my other gran and I'd be downstairs - Mary Clydebank.
My mum wants to know where she belongs she's Henrietta Aspley
Maria Jesmond.. undecided where i belong..........
Exotic divorcÃĐ from Italy after a loveless marriage to a gay aristocrat.
fiction imitates life
Not in every respect I hope! If so, please pass my script-writing credentials on to ITV.
My mum wants to know where she belongs she's Henrietta Aspley
wealthy flirty heiress about town
Secondary school I'd be Lucy Basford "goes back downstairs"
the blokes is Thomas Mount Waverly 
My mum wants to know where she belongs she's Henrietta Aspley
wealthy flirty heiress about town
She'll like that
My mum wants to know where she belongs she's Henrietta Aspley
Deffo aristo albeit nouveau riche, wife of a diamond merchant. You've let her down Aims. 
My mum wants to know where she belongs she's Henrietta Aspley
wealthy flirty heiress about town
Again we agree!
the blokes is Thomas Mount Waverly
He's the son from the neighbouring estate... trying to court the young heiress (but he's a bit feckless)
She tells me often 
If I was male I'd be Robert Aspley
the blokes is Thomas Mount Waverly
Ooo! Love that! A courageous officer from the military but a real cad. 
She tells me often
If I was male I'd be Robert Aspley
A grafter and loved for it. 
the blokes is Thomas Mount Waverly
He's the son from the neighbouring estate... trying to court the young heiress (but he's a bit feckless)
I LOVE how we're converging on a character judgment just based on Downton Abbey and a name!
