Oh, I am such a threadkiller.........not only in here but in BB too 
.......goodnight!
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Is this a self help group or a remake of that Ealing comedy?
Bagsies the Professor Marcus role. You can be One-Round.
Bagsies the Professor Marcus role. You can be One-Round.
Killing a thread about threadkilling - well, don't that just beat anything you've ever achieved Pam?
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Haha Bunns 
I'm thinking of starting a thread called Threadsleepers - coz that's what I keep doing!!!
It's because your posts are so cool, it is very hard follow them..
I reckon it's the strong smell of sprouts
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Killing a thread about threadkilling - well, don't that just beat anything you've ever achieved Pam? :Inordinatelyproudofselfsmiley:
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It's because your posts are so cool, it is very hard follow them..
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I reckon it's the strong smell of sprouts
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I reckon it's the strong smell of sprouts
I noticed that too 
*shoots, stabs + drowns thread*
Hello Rosie. 
Ya'll have to try better than that Rosie 
Is it dead yet?
Flip knows!
Yeah, it's still twitching *pokes with a stick*
Gives mouth to mouth and leaves!.....
Oh Hi, I've brought this oxygen bottle......................
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Hello Rosie.
Hi Baby Bunny 
nice to see youNice resuscitation Onetoo
*Ooops...achhhooo!.. splutters up swine flu* Yer a GONNER NOW THREAD
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*Ooops...achhhooo!.. splutters up swine flu* Yer a GONNER NOW THREAD
LolThis un-dead fred has the zombie swine flu now
Maybe if we were to set fire to it
Killed the top five over the road ......so thought I'd pop in here , and do it again.
Go for the double
It seriously used to bother me big time 12, but I don't care any more......treat it as a badge of honour .........I do
Go for the double
It seriously used to bother me big time 12, but I don't care any more......treat it as a badge of honour .........I do
Me too stoory!!!........
sits on it..
You gotta do better than that peewee ... Make way for the master
Hello btw
Hello btw
Let me at it!!
Ohhhh ... muf's gone all masterful
Quick, quick, quick ... I've got the last three threads on the other side ... is that like a hat-trick?
Quick, quick, quick ... I've got the last three threads on the other side ... is that like a hat-trick?
Doncha just love it when Muf goes Masterful. Hello you! (Pee-wee) 
Like Rexi says....................you gotta try harder. *Gets bike pump out*
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stoory 1183 Forum PostsToday at 2:35 AM (Edited: ) Killed the top five over the road ......so thought I'd pop in here , and do it again. Go for the double It seriously used to bother me big time 12, but I don't care any more......treat it as a badge of honour .........I do
aww Stoory i been there too. At least we've all found each other for support *Stands up.... "My name's Rosie and I'm a threadkiller" ...sits down again*
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*Stands up.... "My name's Rosie and I'm a threadkiller" ...sits down again*
*claps Rosie* 
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Doncha just love it when Muf goes Masterful
He looks kinda cute doesn't he?
I've deaded it
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*claps Rosie*
*pokes again*
Watch what yer pokin mate
D'ya like ma poker face ma p p poker face?
No, no, no no no no, there's no l...................
Have you killed it The Muf?
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Have you killed it The Muf?
DEAD!!
Nah, me don't fink so! so NER!
I think if You look back Pamoolala, that I'm really quite good at killing freds and I will kill this one
Is that a challenge muf?
Shall we see how many we can kill over the other side?
Shall we see how many we can kill over the other side?
Mind you - I killed the Bus Stop ... coz neither of you two even bothered to get in there and congratulate me for sneaking on at work and snatching victory from ... well no-one actually, but just the sneaking on was an achievement
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Mind you - I killed the Bus Stop ... coz neither of you two even bothered to get in there and congratulate me for sneaking on at work and snatching victory from ... well no-one actually, but just the sneaking on was an achievement
Really? I hadn't noticed Reference:
Is that a challenge muf?
Nooooooooooooooooooo!Nothing to see here!
Just move along please
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Really? I hadn't noticed
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Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Thank the lawd ... I just want to chill tonight Reference:
Thank the lawd ... I just want to chill tonight
I'm finding it very difficult to murder this fred what with all the witnesses and the fact that You keep posting in it 
Calm down dear ... it's only a thread
Even the best of us have our moments!
I can wait
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neither of you two even bothered to get in there and congratulate
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Even the best of us have our moments!
And mine is coming very soon
We're not threadkillers we should view it more as getting the last word in.
we should view it more as getting the last word in.
Like this rosie?
Yeah, you're right Rosie
I wanna kill it!
You know what they say.................I want, never gets
Unhand that thread!
hmmmmmmm - thank you muf
How does no grab ya Slinki?
Hi Slinki
Ummmm. No.
Ummmm. No.
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How does no grab ya Slinki?
I was speaking in my official capacity as an officer of the Thread Protection Front and trying to prize Muf's fingers off the fred's froat
Hiya Rexi, bus-catcher extraordinaire!
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Hiya Rexi, bus-catcher extraordinaire!
Gosh, you noticed muf ... I'll bloody well kill ya
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I was speaking in my official capacity as an officer of the Thread Protection Front and trying to prize Muf's fingers off the fred's froat
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muf ... I'll bloody well kill ya
Always said that I'd make You famous Babe ! I was going to call the Muf protection front, but thought better of it..
PMSL!!! Slinki
ohhh my smiley's got a surprised hat!
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I was going to call the Muf protection front
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Damn! The FEDS are here *scarpers*
Where's Cagney and Lacey when you need em?
Long gone into the 70's
Seems like I could be the one then
Then again ...
What?
*watches*
*watches Slinki watching*
*Watches Rexi watching Slinki watching*
*Watches Pamula watching ....... oh, you get the idea*
'sup?
What y'all looking at??
What y'all looking at??
I've forgotten
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'sup? What y'all looking at??
Hang about and you'll find out
Can I help you to kill this fred Fluffs?
*Watches*
or can I?
You sooooooooo thought you'd killed it there didn't ya the Rexi one
All us threadkillers... and not one can finish the fred off
Its a sad day for the profession.
rosey ....errmmm sorry for interupting ha!
....errmmm sorry for interupting ha!
you all think you can do it doncha
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rosey ....errmmm sorry for interupting ha!
Hi Hoochie
Is this still here? 
Thought it would be dead by now
Thought it would be dead by now Reference:
Is this still here? Thought it would be dead by now
Erm...It is dead the Penge, no reason for You to post in here again!!
Or you Mufflers!
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Can I help you to kill this fred Fluffs?
You mistake the matter, I'm here as a life thread saver! Reference:
You mistake the matter, I'm here as a life thread saver!
Oh, I see
YAY! I've finally done it!
PFFFT!!! Amateur!
PEEEEEEEEE! you can't kill it either! tis me and me alone!
PMSL Slinki...............................IN ya dreams!!!
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PFFFT!!! Amateur!
Lol
you ain't done it either Mufflers!
Try it Slinki tis mine I tells ya!
tis mine I tells ya!
Mufflers??
I'll be the only one happy to be proved wrong ( prepares to be proved right)
Stoory..............tis mine!
You're welcome 12.........plus one post after what ever else you say tonight......you answer.........me plus one........you answer ........me plus infinity.
I'm back to being ten, and arguing with my brother
I'm back to being ten, and arguing with my brother
No more from me.........night night
So, Stoory's given up the fight.
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YAY! I've finally done it!
If you hadn't bumped it into our conciousnesses then you might well have done. Not now though.
Definitely..........I've just had some very bad news, and won't be back tonight 
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So, Stoory's given up the fight.
So have I..................for tonight Reference: Stoory
Definitely..........I've just had some very bad news, and won't be back tonight
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Definitely..........I've just had some very bad news, and won't be back tonight
Night all xx
Night 12
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And Muf Mhuhahahah haw
You missed out my in your quotes.........wasn't being serious.........or maybe this is a ploy ............maybe not
in your quotes.........wasn't being serious.........or maybe this is a ploy ............maybe not Reference:
And Muf Mhuhahahah haw
Nice try stooory. However I've killed the most threads,... including other forums . I have seniority Hmmm how to despatch it .... *chooses nice axe*
You ain't killed this one tho Rosie
We'll see about that Onetoo
Do you reckon Rosie
*sets up a bookies stall*
*Places a bet with Slinki*
*also places a bet with Slinki*
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what are ya giving slink
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Rubbishy odds cos I don't understand mainly
my type of odds cos I don't understand them either
Y'all just can't kill it like I can, can ya
Stand aside, the master is here.
Just check the other threads.
Just check the other threads.
I have slain 7 threads as I type this.
Is this a record?
Is this a record?
Its midnight...* comes in wearing a hockey mask and slashes the thread to bits*
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I have slain 7 threads as I type this. Is this a record?
tsk tsk now Bunny stop boasting
Ah the fresh smell of spray Domestos - this should do it!!!
nope.. there's still a pulse.. *puts the chalk away*
Oi Hoochie gerrout and back to the lodge you!
... and Domestos kills germs not threads
... and Domestos kills germs not threads
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nope.. there's still a pulse.. *puts the chalk away*
GAH! but Slinki.... I thought I'd be a red hot favourite 
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This should do it!!!
Aaaarghhhhhhhh
Aaaaarghh!!!! you shoulda warned us
I'm prepared to do what it takes!!If the thread survives after that I salute it
Nah, it won't
Nice try Heatie One
OY! Mr Heat! you think you can come swannin in here and kill it just like that! Ain't gonna happen Or you Rexi (And this is the second time I've tried to post this. I lost the first one)
Ain't gonna happen Or you Rexi (And this is the second time I've tried to post this. I lost the first one) Reference:
And this is the second time I've tried to post this. I lost the first one)
Looks like LC might succeed, where everyone else has failed!
I steam rolled over it 
Hi guys.....I found this pump....................
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(And this is the second time I've tried to post this. I lost the first one)
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I steam rolled over it
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To lose one is careless - to lose two is plain daft
I didn't lose two
neh neh
Zackly!
What goes on in 'ere then?
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neh neh
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What goes on in 'ere then?
The thread mainly.. it goes on and on.. and on and on and on and on and.. 
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The thread mainly.. it goes on and on.. and on and on and on and on and.
Then I've come to the right place. I'm good at that! 
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was that your bus victory dance there Rexi?
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Duckypup 14470 Forum PostsToday at 6:05 PM (Edited: ) What goes on in 'ere then?
Hi Ducky Not sure what goes on exactly. We're out-and-proud threadkillers... but this one won't die
Oh it won't really will it Rosie. I'm gonna bed now night all
night all
Don't worry Pamula - I'll look after it
Night Onetoo
Night Pam - I'm off to my bed too this fred had better be dead tomorrow or else
this fred had better be dead tomorrow or else
I'm offa work tomorrow so I'll just kill this fred after everyone falls asleep
I'm still awake
*takes thread to bed wiv me* night all
*Lets Rexi think that she's getting away with it
*waits*
Arrives * pushes Hoochie out of the way and upstages her* *hugs poor delusional rosie*
GAH! *shakes fist at Hoochie*
*reads memorial service over thread* Now its laid to rest...
Show some respect for the dead ( fred )
*reads memorial service over thread* Now its laid to rest...
Show some respect for the dead ( fred )
The next person to post in this thread is hexed FOREVER 
Mwaaahaaahaaaa ha
Mwaaahaaahaaaa ha
Hexed? Moi?
Geroutta me fred will ya's! I wanna kill it on me own!
awwwww bless - are you a cross little Pamula?
rosie ....who's rosie?
