noooo bbbs. that is just wrong!!
anyway tlc is black with yellow eyes...

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:

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Originally posted by machel:
good morning lc and crew

my daughter visited yesterday and brought some cat treats for taylor but there is a couple for you and mr tom (she was taylor's human but when she left home to get married she left donated him to me and mr machel

thank you machel - cat treats and it's not even friday yet. yay!!!!

but why didn't your daughter take her cat with her when she got married?

did she marry a man who was a ler jick ???

he's not a ler jick but he does have a d o g and taylor hisses, growls and then chases him (the dog, not my s-i-l). Besides this had been taylors home for 3 years and mr machel didn't want him to leave (he is a softy really)

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how cute is that?

Oh, my. It's weird....but it really IS very cute, isn't it? I want one!!

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
noooo bbbs. that is just wrong!!
anyway tlc is black with yellow eyes...

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i don't like it at all mrs belle.
how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


i don't like it at all mrs belle.
how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

PMSL

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
noooo bbbs. that is just wrong!!
anyway tlc is black with yellow eyes...

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i don't like it at all mrs belle.
how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

i don't know. i am trying not to think about it.

would you like my old sofa in your place? it would be nice next to the fridge. my cats like it and sukey even spent the night in the garage sleeping on it ? it's just that we don't have room for it anymore and no one seems to want it.

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

a tiny cat

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

would you like my old sofa in your place? it would be nice next to the fridge. my cats like it and sukey even spent the night in the garage sleeping on it ? it's just that we don't have room for it anymore and no one seems to want it.

oh yes please mrs belle - that would be loverly.
there would be room for me and mr tom together on a sofa.

we could even let bagabones on it too sometimes.

is it a two seater or a three seater?

is it nicely shredded in places?
if not mr tom and i will soon bring it up to scratch.

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

a tiny cat

that's o.k. then.

it's not as scary.

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

would you like my old sofa in your place? it would be nice next to the fridge. my cats like it and sukey even spent the night in the garage sleeping on it ? it's just that we don't have room for it anymore and no one seems to want it.

oh yes please mrs belle - that would be loverly.
there would be room for me and mr tom together on a sofa.

we could even let bagabones on it too sometimes.

is it a two seater or a three seater?

is it nicely shredded in places?
if not mr tom and i will soon bring it up to scratch.

got some scuffing on the front that is perfect for a scratching post, so feel free to get it properly conditioned. it is actually a 2 and a half seater, so plenty of room for all the forum animals to cuddle up. i will see about borrowing a van to get it to you.

hi little cat and crew
I have just spent all morning in a primary school and then i had lunch with some pupils. Roast beef and yorkshire pudding, not a in sight. I tried to bring some beef back for you and mr tom but there were too many watching what i was doing

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

a tiny cat

With wings. What would YOU do with wings, tlc?

New cat on the block. Your chat has given me paws for thought.

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

a tiny cat

With wings. What would YOU do with wings, tlc?

well i'm sure if kfc can do something with them

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

a tiny cat

With wings. What would YOU do with wings, tlc?

well i'm sure if kfc can do something with them

Ack!

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Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
New cat on the block. Your chat has given me paws for thought.

Hey, a new pussy! Have you met our little cat yet? Or Mr. Big Tom? Can you sing because if you can little cat may invite you to join the pussy cats for a night on the tiles?

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:


how big is it anyway?

i mean - is it a huge bird or a tiny cat?

a tiny cat

With wings. What would YOU do with wings, tlc?

well i'm sure if kfc can do something with them

Ack!

well yes i'm not a fan of kfc either

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Originally posted by Bagabones:

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Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
New cat on the block. Your chat has given me paws for thought.

Hey, a new pussy! Have you met our little cat yet? Or Mr. Big Tom? Can you sing because if you can little cat may invite you to join the pussy cats for a night on the tiles?

I'm a bit worried about strange new cats.
i'm hiding behind this nice big sofa that mrs belle sent over until i suss out this new puss cat.

my tail has gone all bottle-brushy again.
i just can't help it.

i know it SAYS it's a friendly feline but it might be trying to lull us into a sense of folls secretuity and then bite us.

is it a girl cat or a boy cat do you think, bagabones?
perhaps it's just gay like you - but it didn't look very gay and happy.

oh dear - all the fur is standing up along my back now as well.

i'm not coming out from behind this sofa until mr tom has had a look at this new cat and says it's alright.

mr tom is big and brave and he will pretext me.

hi lc and crew (i think the crew is growing)
don't hide behind the settee too long it's friday tomorrow and i am hoping to deliver some fish before i go on my break

I shouldn't worry about "Friendly Feline" Little Cat.

It seems to have gone now and it only ever made that one post.

You can safely come out from behind the sofa!

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Originally posted by machel:
hi lc and crew (i think the crew is growing)
don't hide behind the settee too long it's friday tomorrow and i am hoping to deliver some fish before i go on my break

i think that new cat has gone away again, machel, so i've come out from behind the sofa now.

mrs mags says she thinks i'm safe.

*sits waiting for fish*

*waits for fish too*

If that strange cat comes back I will protect you LC

*licks LC's ears while we wait for fish*

thats a shame the other cat didn't come back. i was thinking you could start a choral society or something!?

ahh i nearly forgot...

*tuna for the cats*

I understand machel is away today, so I also have some cream from marks and spencers, because i know you are used to the cream from mr machels trifle. x

hi lc and crew,
just got time to pop in with a piece of cod
taylor has gone to the c a t t e r y and isn't very happy
see you next week

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:

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Originally posted by machel:
hi lc and crew (i think the crew is growing)
don't hide behind the settee too long it's friday tomorrow and i am hoping to deliver some fish before i go on my break

i think that new cat has gone away again, machel, so i've come out from behind the sofa now.

mrs mags says she thinks i'm safe.

*sits waiting for fish*

You have me worried now LC. I’m sure the new feline must be gay, otherwise he/she wouldn’t want to join such a happy carefree community such as ours. Perhaps if you tell him/her that you are the boss and Big Tom is your felinest friend and not available to share, the new pussy would still be happy to join us? If he/she is fast there may still be room on the new sofa?

Where is everyone? Sleeping in the sun shine no doubt.

I have been in the garden mowing and weeding, but now there is a thunderstorm and it's raining hard.

Hi Little Cat == and friends == It has been a lovely sunny warm day here today ,hope it has been the same for you as I know you like sunbathing I have brought you a lovely chicken casserole and a big meaty bone for bagabones and drinkies have a lovely day/evening take care

I was supposed to be cutting the back grass between 4 and 6, but couldn't because of all the rain and thunder and now that the garden's dried up a bit there's an other GINORMOUS black cloud headed this way.

it's been a really hot sunny day today.
aunty pet and the big man have been busy in the garden all day and i've been sleeping and resting under a rose bush for most of the time.

it's quite interesting doing that because after a bit the birdies forget i'm there. he he!

the pesky robin was out looking for worms and he hopped really close without noticing me because i kept very still - but i just couldn't help my tail swishing.

tails seem to have a mind of their own when birds are about.

he still didn't notice it though because he was busy following the big man's spade to see if he turned up a juicy worm, but unfortunately there was a blackbird around as well and he saw my tail and made this loud chattering noise to warn the robin and any other birds that there was a fierce and dangerous cat about.

(that's me! )

the robin looked a bit scared and flew off sharpish.

i felt quite proud of myself somehow.

thank you for the lovely things marguerita. and hello to everyone else. i'm going to eat some of this kassa roll and then have a little sleep on this nice sofa mrs belle sent me.
i wonder where mr tom is......

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:
it's been a really hot sunny day today.
aunty pet and the big man have been busy in the garden all day and i've been sleeping and resting under a rose bush for most of the time.

it's quite interesting doing that because after a bit the birdies forget i'm there. he he!

the pesky robin was out looking for worms and he hopped really close without noticing me because i kept very still - but i just couldn't help my tail swishing.

tails seem to have a mind of their own when birds are about.

he still didn't notice it though because he was busy following the big man's spade to see if he turned up a juicy worm, but unfortunately there was a blackbird around as well and he saw my tail and made this loud chattering noise to warn the robin and any other birds that there was a fierce and dangerous cat about.

(that's me! )

the robin looked a bit scared and flew off sharpish.

i felt quite proud of myself somehow.

thank you for the lovely things marguerita. and hello to everyone else. i'm going to eat some of this kassa roll and then have a little sleep on this nice sofa mrs belle sent me.
i wonder where mr tom is......

Being such a gentleman cat, he could be showing the new friendly feline around the site. That would be a very nice welcoming gesture. A tom cat needs a bit of male bonding now and then. If the new feline is male. Chances are, the new feline is happy carefree and gay like the rest of us.

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Originally posted by Bagabones:

Being such a gentleman cat, he could be showing the new friendly feline around the site. That would be a very nice welcoming gesture. A tom cat needs a bit of male bonding now and then. If the new feline is male. Chances are, the new feline is happy carefree and gay like the rest of us.

i wish you would stop talking about a new cat, bagabones.

there is no new cat.

if you go and look at the friendly feline's post you will see that it only ever did that one post.

i know you are only a d.o.g. and don't really understand these things, but it doesn't mean only one post on this thread, it means that friendly feline only did that one post ....... anywhere.

so mr tom isn't bonding with F.F. because F.F. has never been on the forum again.

see?

I only bond with LC

I have been running aorund making sure my yuman has been OK this weekeend. He was in the garden and burnt the sun
It must have angered the sun because it made him go all red and say Ouch a lot.
I have been rubbing his legs to make him feel better

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Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
I only bond with LC

I have been running aorund making sure my yuman has been OK this weekeend. He was in the garden and burnt the sun
It must have angered the sun because it made him go all red and say Ouch a lot.
I have been rubbing his legs to make him feel better

I'm sure that makes him feel much better.

you're quiet these days tlc. we'd love to hear more of your diary. well, i would anyway i am SO BORED At home all day. i want to go back to work and send the baby back to the baby shop, but apparently they don't do refunds.

Listen, yous guys. Just cos a cat don't post for a few days don't mean nothin'. Like, it means I been out on the razz, know what I mean? The old fluffy tail and yowling thing. Anyways, good t'meet youse and if youse is a cat what likes a good time when it ain't raining, which to tell the truth ain't too often, youse call me, y'hear?

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
you're quiet these days tlc. we'd love to hear more of your diary. well, i would anyway i am SO BORED At home all day. i want to go back to work and send the baby back to the baby shop, but apparently they don't do refunds.

it has been an enforced quiet mrs belle.
a few days ago we had a dreadful storm with thunder like a million d.o.g.s growling at each other and these crashes and flashes in the sky so that i thought it was gay forks night again.

but then it started to rain so fast it all bounced up again and there were were floods of water. and a it went on and on and then a big spout of water came up out of the road outside aunty pet's house and she said none of the telling fones would work and the hinter nett would only work when it felt like it - and then only very slowly.
so i've not been able to post very much.

some big men came and dug a big hole in the road but that didn't make the telling fone's work but it was a lovely hole with a lot of water in it and i kept going to inspect it but aunty pet said i might fall in.

then another man came today and looked under the floorboards in aunty pet's house - and that was fun too.
i went in the hole under the floorboards to see if i could find anything interesting but all i found was a lot of spiders.
when i came out i had dirt and cobwebs all stuck to my whiskers - but it was fun.
and anyway the telling phone man got the things going again and now i can post things properly again.

i'm sorry you are bored mrs belle. you wouldn't be bored if you had a nice big hole full of water outside your house that you could keep going and looking at.

can't you tell the baby shop that the one you've got is faulty or something and ask for your money back? say you don't like the noise it makes.

or, better still, try to find it a good home. that what usually happens to our kittens.
us cats never have to look after our kittens for very long.
about 8 weeks usually and then they go off to be looked after by someone else.
your yuman kitten is over 8 weeks old isn't it mrs. belle?
time it went to it's new home then.

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Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
I only bond with LC

oh mr tom - you say the nicest things....

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Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
Listen, yous guys. Just cos a cat don't post for a few days don't mean nothin'. Like, it means I been out on the razz, know what I mean? The old fluffy tail and yowling thing. Anyways, good t'meet youse and if youse is a cat what likes a good time when it ain't raining, which to tell the truth ain't too often, youse call me, y'hear?

mr tom!!!! mr tom!!!!

that strange cat is back.!!!!

*hides behind sofa again*
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