I'm recording it to watch later Cosmo..... I enjoyed the last series....

This is real, Baz? 

But they're all useless! 

And it's a tip of a place!

I'm watching - it's hilarious.   I expect John Cleese and Manuel to walk in any minute.

I wouldn't be letting Basil fake saw my head off for sure..

Yes.... that's what makes is so funny....... not that I would ever want to stay there I will watch and comment later

And then........every now and again we get Gary and Rachel with their on camera Relate session.

The manager's a mug and the chef should be sacked.

They should ALL be sacked.

I'd out that bird in the office pronto.

And where did the manager get the idea that the entertainments manager is unique?  

Madness, utter useless madness 

How can the manager tell him what the ticket price was - then tell the chef what to make - then complain that they didn't make enough money.

'Basil' can only be about 56 years old or younger (his mum's 76)...! 

I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend 

Arse and elbow time.

He's got zero control, has zero respect from the staff and zero idea on how to deal with any of it.

Let's all go to Torquay 

Look at what I posted in my last sentence!

  that's it decided then!    I'll bring clean bedding - you're in the kitchen.

Roach on toast.

Roach fricasse.

Roach casserole.

Scrambled roach

See?  I KNEW you were the right choice for chef!

I'll be the manager, and grrrrrrr at everyone  I'm watching it now...

Baz!  You cannot possibly be THAT bad 

Psst... wanna roach and bacteria vol au vent?

 No ta.... I'll eat out  I can never understand why anyone would want to got to this hotel!!

Not paid his water bill

I could be on reception..that's my job and nothing gets past me! 

 Yes.... just as long as there were no trees to be put up!

Why would you want to go to this hotel if you've frequented 5* hotels! And that pool is disgusting!

I'd delegate 

I'm not watching but it sounds disgusting 

I'm watching on +1.... but yes, it's dreadful!

Also, you'd have to do a crash course in gobbiness.

And not wash your hair ever again.

I've just turned over to see the last few minutes

You haven't seen the state of me at the minute   and I can make my mouth go when I want to 

I think they're deluded and talking BS; they went to -5* hotels before 

Seriously, if you were mad enough to even bother getting out of the car, you'd soon do a 360o turn when you saw the reception area.

I'm a bit behind, cos I'm watching it on record...

Not half

1) You're not in public

2) Can't we all  but then we wouldn't expect to stay employed 

Woah! I've just seen the next time bit   When's it on next please? 

Haha! 

 The fire alarm went off...

Same time next week (9 pm on ch4 I think?)

I think it would be bloody funny... I once stayed at a place like that in Redcar on a weekend trip...48 of us laughed all weekend, it was utter chaos 

Great isn't it   A fire is all they need - It'll defrost the cheesecake