There be a spare bunk Baz 

 No way Dame.... I can hardly keep up with all the  programme threads I post in, never mind having to work out who the heck I am

how many landlubbers get th' chance t' sail th' high seas, t' drop anchor through th' hawsehole...nay many I wager, nows yer chance 

Is there rum to be ad?, and I ain't swabbing no decks. 

Ya swogglin' bilge rat...I aint swabbing no decks neither, be havin' you drank all th' grog?

Babelfish doesn't work!

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

fankoo xxx

Any chance of Cap'n Jack Sparrow for us wenches?

(Dame, love the idea of this BUT I'm away on my travels again, sorry).

All the best though!  xxx

   AAAAaaarrr saucy wench ye be in need of a good translator!

thank you....I'm really looking forward to this one.... enjoy your travelling though 

Why have I no idea what this threads about

 x x

It's the new Murder Mystery tomorrow Erin..... there are two spare bunks if you want to have a bash 

I have trouble reading oor wullie doubt I will be able to follow .

`Tis very easy, landlubbers need t' be prepared t' sail th' high tide

I had to read that three times

Erin I know you could do this, all you need is a pirate speak translator, which I posted ^^^^^^ 

I might jus' give 't a try then

Well, Dame, be havin' ye solved 't yet?

What do ye mean 't hasn`t happened yet?

I be goin' aft t' th' bar.

Erin PM Hoochie, there is a great part going that I would have liked to do...it's over 4 Saturdays and really good fun 

AAaaar wench just send me a PM message in a bottle if ye wish to climb aboard!

 This game is slightly different from the others we've done in that there's only 3 Rounds and each round will run from Saturday to Saturday rather than daily.  This will mean that it's less critical to have everyone here at the same time, and everyone has a week to play their part.

We do have 2 extra parts and would love it if anyone wanted to take either of them on

PS Pirate talk is only a bit of fun and not essential! AAArrrrr  

Yar! What be this Rag??

 Yaaaaaay   I mean AAAAaaaarrrrrr     Olly has signed up as Ship's Carpenter ..... there still be a vacancy for a cook .....anyone interested in joining our jolly band? 

*settles down in the hold next to a barrel of rum and begins the journey into drunken oblivion before this thing starts*

*Kicks pile of rags lying next barrel*

Git up on deck and start swabbing afore ye feels the kiss o' mi Cat ya scurvy dog!! 

*rubs spot where kick landed and thanks Mother Nature for the wonderful air bags*

Leave me alone, go an' find someone else t' pick on ye odious man.

Afternoon me heartys, pops in t' be seein' if thar still some free grog flowin'

do nay start name callin' this elegant piece o' parchment, ye bilge rat

Well, mah oh mah, is this darlin' little ol' newspapah still here? Ah do hope that y'all are good, honest rpeortahs here, heaven knows Ah have seen enough of mah friends all but ruined bah the likes of you.

Good Afternoon Sophia, I might have known you would be boarding.... which bunks will you be well using? 

Mah name is Sophie as well you know, you impossible woman. And mah Daddy knows some verreh good lawyers, so Ah suggest that you always check exahctly what you are wrahting.

Pah.... quills at the ready Brassy 

Oooooooooooooooo there's only one writer amongst us lot and that dear people will be me arrrgh!  Ooooooo!!! I'll make ee walk the plank or something like that if ye dares to deny it :nods: