Originally Posted by Amythist:
monumental fail
kent beer festival
Which is no where near Kent!
ETA, or do they mean beer from Kent?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Shakira doesn't like Hilary Duvet
we have a cast list all of our own in here don't we?
hahaha.. would you like to buy this beer you can smell?
Empty bottle WTF?
No feckin sample....what a set of plonkers
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Shakira doesn't like Hilary Duvet
we have a cast list all of our own in here don't we?
By the time we've finished with them, hell yeah! 
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Empty bottle WTF?
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I'm glad those eyebrows are behind glass.. they should stay there
Preserved forever as a monument to waxing?
I was thinking more to stop them sneaking off and attacking innocent bystanders, but that works too.
I think he's imported those nasty caterpillars into England to attack our oak trees....and when darkness falls he sends them out on the attack,to return each morning
they are a bit sluglike... they may start sliding down his face towards the beer!
Oh stop it it you lot - my sides are hurting
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Dracula is coming across as quite a nasty piece of work
He is...and I'm sick of beardy gobshyte already
Me too As with the girl with the nose
Oh yes.....her too
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Dracula is coming across as quite a nasty piece of work
He is...and I'm sick of beardy gobshyte already
They're all pretty obnoxious really, Alex and his vampire eyebrows will scare folks away!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
monumental fail kent beer festival
Yes...
Spoke too soon thought it was an empty pub
It beats me why the Kent Beer Festival is in Putney
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Dracula is coming across as quite a nasty piece of work
He is...and I'm sick of beardy gobshyte already
Me too As with the girl with the nose
She really should be good at this task 
*sniff*
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Dracula is coming across as quite a nasty piece of work
He is...and I'm sick of beardy gobshyte already
They're all pretty obnoxious really, Alex and his vampire eyebrows will scare folks away!
By week three we'll be getting the pitchforks out
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Dracula is coming across as quite a nasty piece of work
He is...and I'm sick of beardy gobshyte already
Me too As with the girl with the nose
She really should be good at this task *sniff*
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
I lived in Kent for 20 years. I never knew I was in Putney.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Kent disowned them???
Aaaaaaah.....that must be it
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Kent disowned them???
hahahaha 
Arguing between themselves about price during a sales pitch.....utter fools
Zee is horrible.
OK, Zee reminds me of a rabid Gremlin.
Add that name to the list, Kaff!
I'm a bit late to the party ... soz
i read about the eyebrows on Twitter, they did not disappoint!
Luiza... get your puppies out, that might attract custom
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Kent disowned them???
We have taste in Kent 
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Kentish Putney (on Themes) Surely you've all heard of it?
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I'm a bit late to the party ... soz
i read about the eyebrows on Twitter, they did not disappoint!
Hi Rexi 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Luiza... get your puppies out, that might attract custom
Is she the one with the bad hair, snozzle and girly wurly voice.
Scraggy looking The not particularly attractive girl?
Originally Posted by liverbird:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Kent disowned them???
We have taste in Kent
I thought we had taste in Surrey, apparently not
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I'm a bit late to the party ... soz
i read about the eyebrows on Twitter, they did not disappoint!
They have a life force of their own.
Originally Posted by liverbird:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I'm a bit late to the party ... soz
i read about the eyebrows on Twitter, they did not disappoint!
Hi Rexi
Liver 
... and all !!
I already despise one woman, but I don't know her name yet!
I got the Danger Will Robinson message.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by liverbird:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by liverbird:
And why the heck is the Kent beer festival in Putney??
Kent disowned them???
We have taste in Kent
I thought we had taste in Surrey, apparently not
Bit of a let down eh Kaytee
Get thee to a boozer you fools