Been watching the footie today, had a few pints and got carried away, you know how it is and one thing leads to another and the next thing you know I'm tipsy.
So again, sincere apologies from me
So again, sincere apologies from me
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You little Bugger....
Panto villains.
Thanks for being so understanding, Isadora. Just had this horrible fear after I'd pressed 'Post Now' of you coming onto the thread saying.......
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You don't care!
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You don't care!
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Thanks for being so understanding, Isadora. Just had this horrible fear after I'd pressed 'Post Now' of you coming onto the thread saying....... .....
You don't care!
But I doYou don't care!
You forget to say something misogynistic so you could later flounce because of being "misunderstood"
I hate ladies, they are only useful for making my dinner.
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I hate ladies, they are only useful for making my dinner.
And Cheryl?Reference:
I hate ladies, they are only useful for making my dinner.
OMG you horrid misogynist 
Good work. Don't forget the flounce
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And Cheryl?
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I hate ladies, they are only useful for making my dinner.
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I hate ladies, they are only useful for making my dinner.
Thats an awful thing to say...Besides, you missed off doing the washing up and ironing.
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Besides, you missed off doing the washing up and ironing.
Don't forget........ the good ones only speak when spoken to as well. 
Ah me Cosi - if only I had been like that, my marriage may not have failed...
A marriage only fails because the woman is too lazy to do the chores 
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A marriage only fails because the woman is too lazy to do the chores
Do you think so?Oh dear.... I am a failure...
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Ah me Cosi - if only I had been like that, my marriage may not have failed..
Me too, Isadora. We failed the Stepford Test. Thank god..
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Ah me Cosi - if only I had been like that, my marriage may not have failed.. Me too, Isadora. We failed the Stepford Test.
Thank god
So true....Thank god
And I would keep answering back.
Not good..... plus I had a mind of my own,
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And I would keep answering back.
Well that's a cert for a month in the stocks and a bit of tar and feathering.You've let down womankind, Isadora. Shame on you!
Next you'll be expecting the vote. Tsk.
*scans the Lie Back And Think Of England manual*
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Well that's a cert for a month in the stocks and a bit of tar and feathering. You've let down womankind, Isadora. Shame on you! Next you'll be expecting the vote. Tsk.
*scans the Lie Back And Think Of England manual*
I know...... and my whites were not whiter than white.*scans the Lie Back And Think Of England manual*
We are women not worthy of men. Thank goodness there's no Gin around here.
Thank goodness there's no Gin around here.Reference:
We are women not worthy of men. Thank goodness there's no Gin around here.
This will make you roar....I was at the old house the other day cos it has been sold and we need to pack it up....
Anyway I had been there half an hour and no drink was offered ( coffee or something) so I said " do you mind if I make myself a drink?"
"No" he says.... " and while you're there can you make me one..."
Although I think I'd let him wear it rather than drink it..
Right, I'm off to my boudoir to get my much needed beauty sleep.
Of course, I shall arise an hour before my husband tomorrow just so that I can put on a full face of make-up, attire myself in something suitable to wave him off to work in after having cooked him a full English breakfast. And ironed his morning newspaper.
Nighty night.
Poolieshark if you're reading this, I am taking the piss, but only because I find your threads and how they evolve great entertainment and hope you come back sooner rather than later 