What could possibly go wrong

Bumps into lifeboat and lifts goggles to drain the tears

Oh mein gott in himmel vas has happened?  Vye haf ze boaty stopped moving? 

I've flown all around the world and never had so much as a hard landing, an hour on this tip of a boat and the Captains dead

I don't know if its stopped, people keep walking into me somehow

vot are you doooing flying to land on a boaty?   Ze Engleeesh, such strange peoples 

 There's a lost Detective somewhere on the ship!

Pass this on ....he dropped it!

Oh no, the poor Captain

so this isn't HMS Arc Royal?

my name is Array DI S Array, I wonder where I put the group evidence........

I knew I should have booked Thompsons

What a cop out! Petty Officer chicken guts!!

you coward deetective running from ze gunman   ze poor kaptain 

if you can't find where to put your evidence, its hightly unlikely you are going to solve who caused the premature demise of that poor brave captain

vas iz dis Arc Royal?  Is his Majesty King Edward bent over? 

*swishes into the room looking fabulous*

Oh, darlings, this is simply awful, isn't it? The Captain is dead, so much death. It's everywhere.

Just a thought, who is steering this thing now that we are Captainless? 

Is C Dog a pretty officer or petty? my goggles are steaming up with the I may have to have a chat with him if it's the former

I am slightly ditzy and forgotten what date it was set in

In my experience, darling, the police force is a total waste of time, a truly incompetent bunch.

I always get my man

Petty, darling, all officers are petty. Admirals are a far better proposition.

Hello, I'm Fanny Shaker, i'm lead performer in our evening entertainment..... but you all know that already, how could you forget this bum face?

 Guessing this means tonight's show is now cancelled?

OK I need a drink to steady the ship my nerves where's the bar

Experience of police?????

*puts Izzy to top of suspect list

well my dear I haf a friend in Austria who can do better lenses dan dose milk bottle bottoms you haf on your eyes - zat is der right term iz it not - ze milk bottle bottoms - iz verra difficult for an eminent Doktor like me to say 

she iz wot I believe iz shifty??  

I'm Emily Airhead *bumps into the lifeboat again* I am a globetrotter and adventurer. You must have seen photo's of me standing next to my lovely trusty plane, the Pink Peril Or maybe you recognise me from newsreels olf me landing after flew solo around the world in 79 days. People called me crazy for that stunt, the only thing I carried was a small hand mirror and a packet of salted peanuts.

I say old chaps, what the bally hell is going on?

Golly bad bad show if you ask me.

Evening fanny shame we meet in such awful circumstances. I was so looking forward to the show too

Hello Hagatha It is such a shame

*peers closely at the showgirl*

Fanny, darling, I have some Preparation H back in my cabin if you need to borrow it, It belonged to my beloved Xavier and I just can't bring myself to throw it out.

milk bottles...these are my goggles I wear all the time. I never know when the urge will take me to fly in my Pink Peril

Hi Emily, why the mirror and peanuts?

Oxford?