Jaysus either I'm blind or that evidence has been doctored

Hey  doll looking gooood

*squints*

The evidence is a little blue....erm... . circle?! What can it mean?  

I is innocent I tells ya!!!

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

Dead ? how did you pull it off??

You flaps 'em so well  

Poor 'ol Spudsy Him and me go way back. I can't believe he's been murdered by a little blue circle. 

I'm gonna clear Chicago of all the evil blue circles in honour of the boss. You just see if I don't Candy 

Well, if Candy pee'd on it first, you might just need to get 'Daddy' inked on your other hand.

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

have some respect for the deid yer shleeven and keep the fluttering to yerself*

  I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

I know you'll sort this out darlin, you're so good at sorting stuff like this out Spudsy would be so proud...like wot I am

Just wait till the Slovakian gets here. 

It had to be a woman - No trousers!!!

Calm down and have some pickled herring Tony

But I already has 'Candy' inked on it. Mebbe I should start on me tootsies. 

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

I seem to remember you were always partial to a spot of cross dressing Billy

Vi try and concentrate on solving this, you two bit dick

So how comes the boss was found with his pants down?  And with a defiled spud in the vicinity? Summat dodgy has gone down 'ere. 

if I find out any of youse lots have dun in my best mate, you'll be in for it.  There ain't a henchman in the whole of Chicago who can hit harder then me! 

Hmmm Spudsy is outa the way eh? 

*slinks in* zeee sexxeeeeeeee ladeee

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

Makes a note of that.

Don't you be getting any fancy ideas Billy Bada Bing. He's not even cold yet. 

hey Tony hunk...reminds me of that priest with the orange, ya just don't know what some people get up to uh?

Oh Candy, my dear, as you can see, i am very much all in one bit and the only dick around here is the one growing on lover boys' face.

By the way, you're obviously not called Candy cos you're sweet, so it must be because anyone can buy you for a cent.

oooooooooz mi got - I eezzeee a fantstic seenger and danzer anz now miz greatest admirer wh invited me ere tonight eeezzeeee dead

Hey doll come cry on my shoulder

Maybe the spud with the knife in it was a warning that you are next Tone.

ow can zezay zat I eeezze distrought - he waz my beeegeest fan - he invited me tonight and i gave him private showsss

are ye the floozy he was dallying with?  Fantastic singer and dancer more like a manky old mare after his money is what ye are

zat vi eeze uszless PAH weezzee need ze proper pollleeze

we're all upset you Irish bint....my hunky Tony was cleaning his machine gun and its rusting up with his dripping tears It's hard enough that Spudsy's gone, but to see my hunk in bits, its breaking my heart twice over

*squints*

You has other admirers I'm sure doll.   You can'ts help the way you look.  I could ask Candy to give you a few beauty tips if ya like?  

I eeeezeeeeeeeeee no t- I eeezee bootiful ze jellus old mare - i can put meeze legz ove me 'eed