When someone says, "We got pregnant"

No you didn't. The woman did

 

But but but...the partner helped

Is he pregnant?

Mebee

Weird world

I  just saw, what looked like a female with what looked like a mustache in the audience on the snooker

Text speak (or whatever it's called)

I have to say I always try to text what passes as normal English for me. Don't always succeed though

Me too, Moonie.

 

Text speak is bad enough in text messages but I realise that people only have a limited amount of character space to get their message completed so their use of it is understandable I suppose, (unlike the text speak itself which just looks like a string of gobbledegook to me).  But when it's used in e-mails, normal letters etc it just looks silly, I reckon

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In other words 'it can't really do this'

Afore I go into the garden to hopefully finish the cutting back....... "Millions will order online in what is known as cyber monder!"
No we aren't! No it isn't! Haddaway, sheight, and take your social control with you. If I may say so .

I like long sleeves and told all shops to start making them longer

Oh yes... "we're pregnant". No, no you're not

Not experienced it personally, but I hate on telly programmes when medical professionals say 'Baby is going to be/do/ whatever'  Not 'your baby' or 'this baby' of 'the baby' just 'Baby'as if that was its name  ... it makes me cringe and I don't quite know why... i think it's because it sounds as if they're talking to simpleton.

Here here Kaffy - thought i was alone on this.

 

I hate the phrase - its not an entity or period in history.

 

"Baby and Mother enter into some sort of dance"

This was said on my first day at Uni and i knew i was in trouble cos i rolled my eyes LOL

 

People who put their dirty, wet feet on bus seats knowing others will have too, at sometime, sit on their mess

 

Don't you dare light a ciggie in your car or drink from a can.

 

By-the-way . . . take a good look at the h-u-g-e bill poster advertising Brad Pitt's latest movie as you approach a busy round about.

Spot on  

 

Or the motorway-side sculptures..

 

They were talking about banning hands free now only last week   

 

No mention of the idiots you see all over the place fixed on the front passenger whilst in deep convo.

Aimee in disguise? 

Could well have been Xochi cause her beloved Ronnie is playing there this week

 

People who regularly eat their own food in my local coffee shop. It's a bit cheeky and I would throw them out.

 

 

 

Incorrect use of the word 'literally'

 

 

 

 

 

That literally drives me up the wall

 

 

 . . . and relax

 

31 days to cancel movies ...when you can order them in a second .

 

holding on a line when you need to cancel but a nano second when you re-order

 

typing with two fingers when others don't even have to look at the keys 

 

getting pi**ed off when you know you are in the wrong 

 

 

Evenink Rudolph   

Evenink 

my lights keep flickering ..think my reindeer needs feeding or sumfink 

 

wheres bliddy Santa when you need help Gerragrip Prancer 

off to  see to me lights ...............gheeeeeeeeeeee upp

And avatars that go funny 

 

 

sorry about that xx

 

 

sees you

Where are you going?

off to see the wizard

 

                            

Football players slapping the turf when they get injured.

 

Grow up

 

Footballers who suck their thumb  when they score. Infantile.

 

 

Corrupt sporting practices.

 

I've often watched a goalie's feeble effort and wondered if he deliberately let that shot in - seems he has

Fonies.

Rubbish English cricket teams

Overly excited experts on TV - that expect us to join in their ridiculous enthusiasm

Consantly being shown slightly pink meats on commercials.

And being told to cook things thoroughly until they are piping hot.