Never been there but it bought an old tune into my head

 

 

 

 

 

It used to be a hippy haunt,but it looks like a total tourist trap now.

I have just asked and apparently it's lovely!

Asked who?

*wonders if Karma is trying to get me killed by Lions*  

Not telling you who

 

Why would I send you all the way to Morocco to bump you off? 50 quid and the cost of the petrol would do the job. Christ, you have no business acumen

This happened last week.

Yeah I know it did. Are you going cos flights are cheap or has your girlfriend got her fingers crossed that you'll go out there and meet a fella in a rucksack?

Never been myself, but everyone I know who has been has loved it.....And have ye looked at the weather forecast?.....get yerself there son!

oh it looks fab, I'd love to go

I think flights are quite cheap, but her friend and her friends bf are already going and they asked if we wanted to go. I don't mind him, but she is a total gonk, just stupid!

 

The timing couldn't be worse to be honest, cos this week I've got to inform her that I'm taking my mate to Radio 1's Big Weekend and not her, so letting her down over this as well will be like a double whammy.

Tell her your mate got the tickets and has asked if you want to go

Ahhhh...so the truth outs, buga all to do with what we think of Marrakech as a holiday destination

Saz...don't bliddy encourage him!

To be honest,I think I'd steer clear of countries with some who may think to attack tourists etc,in light of recent happenings ,shame, but a fact.

All aboard that train !!!! Etc.

It is!

 

I genuinely wanted to know whether it was worth going because having looked at some of the pics of it on google it looks like a bit of a shithole.

She's seen them and they have my name on. I havent actually told her she's going, I've tried to hint that I'm taking my mate but I think she thinks I'm just taking the piss. She defo thinks she's going.

No! In comparison to Maroc, the R1 weekend is a shithole.

Will be going on 30th June,very highly recommended by friends and my daughter,can't wait .

 

Maggie xx

Yeah but I expect that, and it's free!

Yeah, you're right Crunchy, just looked at this f'in shit hole 

Soozy beat you to it GJ

Language soops! while yer ere mind, tell us what currency mrs jer shud Tek ter that Turkey? Can yer pet lamb?

You're in deep doo doo Crunch!......Now, tell me if it was Cheryl, would you be going with her or yer mate?

My mate went there and said the flies were the main problem.

Aye pet lamb...ye still haven't told me where she's going, 'ave yer waarked it out yet ye daft buggas! (pm me!) If she takes English then she'll always get a much better exchange rate there, but depending where she is, it might be a pita finding an exchange... I usually have about the equivalent of a hundred or so english poonds in lira left over from last time to see me through the first day or so, then just go to the cash point after that, (again, depending on where she is that may be a pita to find.)  Oh and if she wants to partake in some shopping, English poonds are best (Don't tell her I told you that LOL)

CHERYL!! But then again my mate and I agreed when applying that if he gets tickets he'll take me and if i get tickets ill take him. Deal's a deal!

Well I'm sure it was nice while it lasted love

Ah'll pee em yer pet. 'onest, she 'as no ideah at the moment.

But you'd welsh on the deal for Cheryl though but!?!

Okeydokey...maybe she could just try and give us a bit of a clue how remote or otherwise? (However well appointed ;-) )

One should point out that the ladies all in keep fit faction have a hegemon, who in a fit of control freakery retains valid intelligence. It will be a villa with swimming facilities

Oh sheet Maggie...steer clear of Crunchy's friends

Well then, mebees the hegemon knows all Wtf would i know One little tip petal for Mrs. Jer.....if they think you're a tourist everything doubles and some in price.. Tell her to pretend she lives there...in a neighbouring place, she'll need a few little phrases to convince them, but I can help out with that....will save yer a fortune 

I think that's the most important point. If you know someone it's dead easy. Her sister is domicile in Kefalonia but the rest of 'em thought it would be too expensive. We know a family in Izmir but I think it's a bit too far!

Aaaaah sure she can blag it with a few Merhabas, Nasilsins, Iyi ims and Cok paras etc ..,, well I can

She probably won't believe the latter one. We are reminded of Monty Python except this time it's Soops convicted of publishing an English/Turkish phrasebook with intent to cause a breach of the peace.