ah you were still here and got it Hoochie.. .at least we heard the same thing 

The HMs are finding things hard in general I think ... lack of coffee and cigs as well as the food is having a significant impact.  keeva last night was sounding at her limits that she couldn't take it any more.  This morning Nathan has said he's not having fun any more and Ife was saying she went to bed with stomach cramps - "that's why they give us the medical to check that we can cope with the starvation"

Shabby is very worried that they haven't had the shopping list yet ...and it takes ages for them to bring stuff - so they wont get stuff until the evening

Keeva has come out of the DR - ranting about not being able to get painkillers when she needs them

Shabby points out that legally they can't just give her stuff - they have to check medical records - any way it's not painkillers she needs - it's coffee and cigs

Ben talking about Mario - he's totally out of order making presumptions about his life that he knows nothing about

mario waving banners and outing people by talking about relationships, and presents he's been given is the immoral one

Dave says ultimately mario is upset that Ben hasn't responded to his advances

Ben says he needs to deal with it - he (Ben) fancied Rachael, she didn't fancy him back, he didn't go moping around after her and causing problems

Ben is sitting in the small task room, dressed in Army gear (not sure what he's doing) he's screwing his eyes up alot


Shabby is worried that he is doing the shopping list on his own in there and he won't remember to get the cigs and coffee, Dave hopes he isn't doing the list as it will cause alot of arguements in the house, Shabby shouts don't forget the cigs and coffee Ben


Back to a shot of Ben he's got a towel draped over his shoulders and he's sitting with his eyes closed (i hope BB does make him do the shopping list)
Looks like he's been put into isolation, he's falling to sleep i think

Dave and Nathan discussing wether ben would be capable of doing the shopping by himself, Dave says no he would get 2 bags of potatoes and 3 tins of beans
Theres lots of banging going on in the task room which keeps waking Ben up


A man has just arrived into the task room (like a sergent major) he's questioning Ben, He's got to answer Yes sir or No sir, ben isn't looking very impressed  (it's that survival bloke that appears on BBLB)

Ben being told to stand up stand straight military drill style - very strict

 say yes or no to continuing with task - yes or no only if he says no the burden will be passed to one of his hms

think Ben has said no

the military guy says he is disgusted with his decision - he's a poor excuse for a man
Ben is told to shut up and not speak to him.  Ben doesn't shut up and asks questions

Military guy tells him to shut up he disgusts him, think he's left the room now

ello Aimee. .was hoping somebody would fill me in as my neighbour called to ask me to pop in some drops so I missed the first bit. . but

when I got back Ben was being shouted at by a sergeant major telling him off for not doing the exercises he was set to do as punishment. .push ups etc..

the guy [seen him on the box before, Amercian Marine?] has left Ben to think about his punishment and if he refuses to do it one of his other HM's will ahve to do it for him
#
the guy has just walked back in

{Ben has said before he hates authority and only joint the Cadets in Uni cos of the parties.]]

the guy tells Ben he is going to ask Ben one question and it requires one answers only

yes sir or no sir

the correct answer is yes

if he says Yes he stays

if he says no another HM will take his palce

He asks Ben if he understands, and says say yes or no

Ben tries one of his but but but moments

the guy shuts him up

He asks Ben

are you going to stay and do your punishemtn or are you goign to elt one of your HM's do it for you

Yes or No

Ben says No he isn't goign to stay..

the guy tells him to sit down have some wate

Ben says you don't like me do you

Teh guy says I look at you and see a sorry excuse of a man adn the best thing Ben can do is sit and wait

Ben asks him what part of America he is from

the guy stands to attention and ignores Ben

[at this point I want to slap Ben... he is being very petulant]

Ben stares at the man and he tells he to stop staring at him. .tells Ben he is a sorry excuse for a man 

Ben argues back  and has a face like a slapped ars

The guy tells him just for answering back Ben's buddy is going to suffer even more

[though Ben was all about Authority rule. .unless it's directed at him eh? ]

BB calls Dave to the Dr. .and Ben will get let off cos Dave won;t be angry with him

the others shout orders for shopping to Dave

oh both Aimee and hoochie here now .. 

goes to get some lunch...  

[hope Ben loses them the shopping budget for this petulant display . .you can't get by in life by being a dozy fop all the time.. ]

My mistake the survival guy hasn't left the room - he's just standing stock still in one end of the room saying nothing while Ben sits in the corner

Sorry forgot to say thanks Hoochie


Ben looking well pee'd off in the task room

Dave and Steve playing ball in the garden, Dave being called to the DR, Shabby shouting out orders for the shopping list, she wants 12 pouches of tobbaco, £50 worth of booze and 3 jars of coffee, 15 bottles of Rose
Army bloke standing in the corner of the task room, keeping guard over Ben, not speaking to each other
Army bloke struggling not to laugh, Ben's staring into space

Shabby saying they heard nothing when Keevers name was called out by Davina last night
Army bloke writing things down on his clipboard, bens sitting on a chair with Army bloke standing over him

Still complete silence in the task room

Hoochie loving the pic's, very good idea....Thanks

Hi Aimee - I've just popped in  .... because I can't keep away lol  but I've got stuff to do so so I'll be in and out!

keep up the good work!

Thank you lal

Ben is trying to get to know the bloke..

the guy is ignoring him

ben is now going into one of his monologues... he's talking about Reagan and Nixon not following orders blindly

ben's reasoning for refusing is he's not willing to do push ups ans sit ups under blinding lights

[this is the guy who sits watching the Tv with a slendertone belt on to work his tummy muscles]

Dave walks in and takes Ben palce..

Ben tells Dave he doesn;t have to do it..

the guy tells Dave to start running on the spot..

Dave is laughing and holding his belly saying does this body look like it it fit for running. .I ahve moobs. .I can;t run anywhere 

Dave says he'll give it a go anyway..

{wishes could catch pic like hoochie but LF is on my other puter and am typing on my lappy ]

the guy is trying not to laugh 

Ben trying to make friends with army man ... saying he shouldn't just follow orders.  Think of any great american leader who achieved stuff by just doing as they were told.  If the guy is willing to personally train him with some dignity he'd do it ....(gotta love him nobody will beat him down) 

Dave arrives in the Task room - Ben leaves with great dignity his head held high and his towel round his shoulders - telling Dave not to do it if he doesn't want to do it

Mario is upset over Sunshines leaving, Ify asks why mario isn't angry, he says he will be angry when he gets over Sunshine leaving (don't know what about)


Mario thinks ben has been put in isolation for the day
ben talking to the Army guy, saying he's not prepared to do press up for 6-8 hours under these lights, Dave has entered the task room and ben leaves, says he's sorry to Dave, he says he doesn't have to do it if he doesn't want to
Dave starts laughing, Army bloke shouts start running now, Dave says does this body look like it does running, i've even got man boobs, the Army bloke says if you don't start running the other HMS will suffer, Dave says he will run for abit, your here because private Ben failed, Dave starts running


Army bloke asks what daves job is, Dave says it's none of your business, but it involves spending along time on my couch
Daves laying on the floor now with his legs in the air complaining he's a fat boy he don't do excersie, he says this is more than his done in 3 yrs

the task sergeant tells Dave at least his has a little thought for his HM's unlike the guy that just walked out

*agrees *

Dave attempts to do the sit ups and jogging on the spot

Ben arrives in the living area

Caoimhe asks what happened..

Ben says I dunno if you lot will be mad with me or not

 [please be mad don;t let him get away with everything. .he needs to learn some give and take so he becomes more rounded as a person and not so self absorbed]

Ben says he did a bit of running on the spot but that was all he did..  he wasn't going to obey orders blindly...

Ah Ben had to chose who replaced him he chose Dave cos he knew he'd only do what eh had to

Nah DAve will do it all...

shot to task room DAve is doing it as instructed and breathing heavily..

Dave is giving it a go for the HMs

Army guy says he is a better man than Ben at least he is thinking of his Fellow HMs and trying it.  Dave finds it all quite funny but he's going along with it

Bens back in the house and is telling Shabby all about the bloke in the task room
Shabby says he should have picked her to replace him
Dave's doing star jumps now , (he's done in)
Army bloke telling him to stop being sneaky and do it properly (i just spat my water out then)
he's got to jump side to side now, Dave tells him he's a horrible man, he wouldn't mind mental cruelty but this is physical, Dave wants a rest, if the army bloke has to tell him 3 times all the HMS will suffer, Daves lying flat on his back, he's doing scissors with his legs now

Dave si told if he doesnt; do as he is told the rest of the house will suffer


way to go Ben let them lose the shopping and let Dave take the blame

Dave persists even tho he is knackered

Dave tells him he is a horrible man. .he will pray for mercy instead of judgement for him

Dave is doing scissor leg thingy's  and tells the guy his legs will only go so fast..

from the way Ben is being with  the others in the house I get the feeling he doesn;t realise the shopping is at stake. .

Ben is mimicking the guy to the others

Jj says the only thing I am worried about is that they won;t give us the shopping.. .

Ben says I am willing to do some stuff not others and they can throw me out if they want.. .

meanwhile Dave suffers in Bens place...  asks the lord to have mercy on the guy

dave says he's going to pray for mercy for the bloke
JJ says can you imagine if Ben had Choose Steve, there would have been uproar
Ben's explaining he was left sitting in the dark for 20 mins
Ben says he did run for 5 mins
Ben says he called him a poor exscuse of a man   JJ thinks they won't get their shopping till someone completes the task
Dave still doing excersie  he's being quite funny
Dave is sweating alot, he's jumping from side to side
He's flat out on the floor saying he needs to sleep, he's close to quitting, he thanks Ben
He's got to do 11 press ups, he says 10's my record i've just beat it  he wants a kebab break, he likes Americians but not  this one, he's got to shout the Hms names out as he does his press ups

Dave is really struggling now..

says  I like Americans but I don't like you. .

he is doing a push up for each of the HM's

Int he bedroom Ife is going to find out what is going on

Shabby tells her to not get involved. .Ife has to tho

Shabby is mouthing off about all the tasks and getting basic rations for passing the task.

Mario says Ben must be the first HM to continuously refuse to do tasks

Shabby say I know, why is he doing this? I like Ben but..

Mario says well eh can fight his own battle this time [finally!]

Back in the task room Dave is still going.. .he asks for a tea break...

Dave is told to hold a position and think of his 'buddy' Ben as he holds it..

Mario and Shabby bitching about ben in the BR, Mario thinks he must be the only HM ever to refuse to obey orders, Shabby says he refuses to do everything
Dave wants a tea break, Army bloke says he should thank Ben
Dave calls him horrible while lying on the floor with his legs in the Air, he's told to think of ben, Army bloke leaves
Dave calls ben a good boy, he know dave needed some excersie
Dave is called to the DR

Dave is called to the DR

thankfully they didn;t let him suffer for his Benjy for too long

Ify's saying she would just do a task if she was asked, she's wanting BB to open the DR door (she's getting on my nerves lately)
JJ saying you should do the tasks for the tree
steve and JJ wanting have picked their mate to replace him, Steve would pick the one he dislikes the most, Ify joining in, saying Ben just thinks of himself
Daves back and says it was horrible, Steve says you've got Ben to thanks for it, Nathan calls Ben a coward, the HMS applaud dave
JJ respects him for doing it
Mario and Ben in the BR, Mario says his off he doesn't want to harm Ben's TV career, he asks who is leaving the room me or you
Ben trying to explain to Dave why he picked him, ben says he was in the DR listening to Dave and it was funny, daves jumped in the pool, Ben says he should have refused to do it, Dave says someone had to do it

Living Area with Ife Steve and Jj

Ife complains in her whiney nasally voice that she has seen people do stuff before or refuse and she has thought just do it. .

says suppose until she is asked she doesn't know if she would or not

then says perhaps it should be just done...

They are saying that is not fair what Ben did to Dave.. .

ife is seeing another side to Ben in that he doesn't nothing for the group only himself.

Dave comes out and tells them he did it.. 

they say well done

Dave tells them all that he had to do. .Ife says why didn't Ben pick me

Dave says the guy called Ben a coward

Nathan agrees..

Dave is laughing as he tells them how awful the guy was...

Ben and Mario arguing in the Bedroom

Mario spits out I don't want to harm your career in America..

Ben walks out..  mumbling something about it being ridiculous that Mario won;t even be in the same room as him 

meanwhile  Dave has jumped in the Jacuzzi  and Ben walks out and told him he was made to sit and listen to Dave in the Dr. .he heard him laughing. .tells Dave he should have refused to do it

Dave tells him well somebody had to

Ben says I am sure they would ahve found someone to do it eventually..

[hmmmmmmm, why get whipped when you can get somebody else to be whipped for you eh Ben ? ]

Corin asks what he [the army guy] looked like and was he good looking

she would ahve loved to do it too.. Josie says yeah me too.

I'll leave you too it Aimee my eyes have gone all blurry again.. 

laters

Daves telling Corin she would have fancied him, Ben says he was only about $ft tall though (looks like Ben is going to get it from the HMS today)
Corin and Josie wish Dave had picked them
JJ tells ben he can't believe he picked someone else, dave says Ben is bone idle
Josie complains she's putting on too much weight
Dave says he did about 50 press ups
HMS are eating pasta for lunch
Ify still bitching about Ben
The Hms think it's about 5 o clock, they had a power cut last night and the clock isn't working
Ify doesn't know if she can stay much longer if things don't change (no food or cigs etc)
Ben trying to justify why he picked Dave

Ben tells JJ he chose DAve over JJ cos Dave has the strength of character to tell them where to get off  and bucks authority too..  and Jj would have just gone in and done it as he's a team player

He says he would have chosen Steve too cos he said he'd have said the same thing and told the guy where to go..

 I know who I'd rather be stranded with on a desert Island and t definitely ain't non team players

Caoimhe has the shopping list and takes it to the kitchen where Natahn Steve and Mario sit down to sort it

cue madness as they all shout over each other.when they see it..

*hates shopping lists so retires while they sort it out.. *

hope they get double for Ife who hoovers everything up and STILL moans she is 'starving' 

Mario is whinning on still about being close to lsoing it . .and he can;t be assed to get the alcohol. .

seems for now the 3 lads are being left alone to do it..

they sort the baccy first...

[they should get it from Asda. .only £7 for a 50g pack of their own brand baccy ]

oooh  more people drifting in...  Josie helping out and a few hovering. .

I predict chaos in the next half hour 

I could be wrong...

Ben says he asked the army guy for gum
Ify still complaining that BB haven't let her in the DR
Ify still asking ben why he didn't pick the fittiest HM
Shopping list time (here comes the rows)
Ben wants victoria sponge
ify doesn't like not having control over her life
Nathans in charge of the food list
Tabacco is first on the list, they are having 4 each
coffee and 15 milk
Butter, cheese and cheese spread

sugar and Tea bags next
15 white bread
15 brown
it's all the men doing the list, i'm surprised Ify, Keever and Shabby aren't involved
rasperberry and blackcurrant jam
Honey
Shabby and Ify are talking about Nathan doing all the cooking, Shabby says she never agreed to him doing all the chicken
Ify is going to ask Nathan to put some spicy sauces on the list, looks like the rows will be starting soon, Josie and Shabby saying they want some spicy food instead of what nathan Cooks

SO enjoying reading this LUT  thanks Olly, Aimee and Hoochie. Excellent job guys  

They've only got £380 instead of the £500 they thought
Shabby and Josie think the others should get something as they've had money for tabacco
Ify says at least we don't have to buy Vegan food anymore, Shabby says one of the thinks she disliked most about Sunshine


Shabby thinks they should buy cheap food and then they could have some chocolate, Ify says she could live on egg and toast everyday, Ify thinks they should be more irresponsible and buy loads of junk food etc, they aren't at home now, theres to many rules


Potatoes and carrots
Celery for soups

Ify has worked out that the budget is £40 each and thinks they should have 5 mins each to write out what they want, she would buy bread, eggs, booze red bull and chocolate

oh gawd I remember nightmares when some tried that in previous years... apart from the time factor it meant some people had only bread and others had loads and it was all gone in a day and a half.. .

Ife is moaning on to Nathan about him doing the cooking all the time.. .she says they could try it one week doing it different..

Natahn is staying out of it he's gone for a ciggie.. and Ife followed him for her bitch session..

 I am not sure what is going on... think they are pee'd off that Steve and or Dave are controlling the food and making sure they have enough food for measl and for the others that usually scoff their faces late at night forgetting it is only there cos people shopped for it for them ...  but am sure that isn;t being thought of by the moaners..

Josie has told the non smokers to get treats for themselves

Mario says there is no point cos the smokers will be in and nicking all the treats we get anyway..


probably true but  gawd he has a HUGE negative head on the past few days..  no he has been pretty negative since the beginning come to think of it..

Nathan and Josie having a row now.. Josie tells him not to stress which has the exact oppostie effect as it will do with peopel that are stressed...

Nathan says he is stressed

Steve says we need you here cos you do the cooking

I think Nathan is swearing a lot cos we have a sound dip..

he goes back outside..

meanwhile Ben and Caoimhe ahve been bitching about everybody in the bathroom...  ife is dodgy and has boring convo's . .Corin is ok and can hold her own [from earlier]  Nathan is sound dipped so I didn't hear it..

Shabby was in the wardrobe having a paddy which scared Ife..


ife says they thought she was in the DR as they needed chalk and BB wouldn't let anybody in..

Ify and josie bitching about wanting to do what they want and eat what they want
ben and Keever talking in the BR, Keever talking about Sunshine
The smokers have had £60 for tobacco, so the others have got to have some treats, so they are wiping off the booze, Corin is looking for Shabby to tell her


Keever thinks Corin will crack eventually, talk moves to Mario and Sunshines friendship, Mario liked that Sunshine was devoted to him, they thing Corin isn't close to anyone, they worry they are bitching to much


Mince and pasta now, Ify wants Chicken
£22 on mince, Garlic and Corriander
Ify trying to get Nathan to do the shop for yourself idea, he's not impressed and says he's not getting involved with that, Ify thinks they should for 1 week

Baked Beans and Cheese now
Mario thinks the smokers will nick their treats
Bananas and Apples
Nathan says he's not involved with the shopping list anymore, he's stressed

Nathan is back and over his tantrum

he checks the list and says mainly is ok just need some extra veg for Sunday dinner

they have mince and curry stuff and chicken and fish fingers and oven chips and wraps and loads of stuff

Josie says should I get loads of salad stuff. .Nathan says do whatever you want then adds get some coriander and spices and gets stuck in with sorting it out..

Corin is giving Shabby a pepe talk and tells her to think of a nice day she had before she came in here and to use that to chill out

Caoimhe  comes along and her and Shabby go in the wardrobe

Shabby is hacked off with everybody again..

Caoimhe tells shabby about her nice chat with her next best friend Ben..

they are now talking tot he cameraman people

[misses the old camera run guy that also joined in the LUT on C4  ]

5 mins left for the shopping list..

ben ahs wandered in and Nathan is looking harassed again. .

Ben would like some Madeira cake...  don't think there is enough for that tho.. oops

Well eh should go without for being such a lazy wimp

meanwhile Shabby and Caoimhe moan they can;t get what they want to eat...  there was no listening they moan just a standard we're doing it..

Shabby needs a ciggie...  they moan how long it will take fort he shopping to be done cos they have the HM's vs the Public task too and anything THEY want gets put on hold for the TV stuff..

£15 left. .someone shouts out Jaffa Cakes [ewwwwww  ]

It would never work Olly, if they put their food in the fridge someone else would eat it, Ify has could a huge chip on her shoulders at the mo


Shabby has been in the wardrobe for some time out, She's just scared Ify who thought it was a new HM
Nathan wants more veg for his sunday dinner
Frozen chips and fish fingers ordered
Salad and spinach


Corin telling Shabby to chill in the wardrobe, Keever gets in as well, Shabby says she hates everyone including Keever, Keever says she's had a great chat with Ben


5 mins left on the list, goodies being ordered, Ben wants cakes, biscuits go on the list


and i'm off for a cup of tea

it has never worked before. .as annoying as it is the only thing that does work is the regular cook doing the list and planning meals.. harsh but true .

and thanks for your hard work. .laters

Ife  is just being a huge ..dunno how to describe her... she is just bluddy weird and  moaning all the time just for the sake of it. .or maybe for airtime? 

Bb tells them the bedroom and wardrobe are closed for maintenance and Shabby shouts that BB needs to let her in the DR or are they wanting her to have her tantrum in the house... 

[well maybe the smokers should ahve done as Nathan did and bring a large enough supply to last so they could then get treats on the list as well as the 2 bags of baccy they are getting each . .and Nathan should get extra cos he gave them all his as well. .I am a smoker and would make sure I filled my case tot he brim   well I would never go in that mad house in the first place..   ]

Ife trying to get Mario to add some red bull for her to the end of the list..

he and Steve say tis hardly fair that the non smokers only get £15 between them for their treats adn stillt he smokers want treats as well..

anyway tis immaterial now as Mario has gone into the DR

and I am off too. .am sure Shabby is waiting for her Tantrum airtime to come up soon  adn is working up to kicking off a lot..

seems there is some confusion over the baccy ..

the number of packets was 24 but somebody, Ife [she who seems to be everywhere lately]  I think told them that was wrong, but it was right cos the packets were the smallest size and they are shouting to him in the DR

gawd shopping lists. are soooooooooooo much fun

Josie thanks the non smokers for not complaining..