Michelle gets the blame for the alarm going on as she was last to sit up.

Michelle didnt wash her make up off last night.

She Brian and Nikki talk about how there was 3 more nights, Michelle says 'Only one more night for me' and Brian says 'you dont know what' but no one argues about it.

Michelle is still feeling dizzy and wonders if it will ever go away.

Someone was talking in their sleep, Nikki denies it was her.

Ulrika intends to have a shower today.

I think I might go and have a shower now.

Big for the Lutters.

Despite saying yesterday she didnt care if anyone nominated her Michelle is telling Ulrika she is upset at being nominated and is trying to work out who nominated her and she cares what people think of her.

Ulrika doesnt care what people think.

Michelle is really paranoid and thinks it was her friends who nominated her.

Now Michelle is feeling like a hypochondriac as her back hurts and she is blaming the tickling 'tarst'  and has asked for pain killers and Ulrika says dont go round suffering and Mich says she isnt going to go round saying anything either.

Doing my ironing (left live feed on because True Blood wasnt on this week coz of bloody Labour Day)

Brian has been talking about his tv show The Mint for the last 10 minutes

Victor has been talking to the drawers, he thinks Ulrika and Brian are onto him. 

I wasnt here so I dunno what he has to do but something to do with gossip.

Ah the drawers have given Vic a dictaphone (I wondered what he was hiding in his underpants) and he has to record the others bitching about each other.

He has told the others he was having a large stinky poo to cover his tracks.

Victor starts with Preston.

He gets Preston to admit he 'had his moments' with Nadia.

Vic tries to get Preston to slag Vanessa off for yesterday, but Preston says it wasnt her fault and he didnt mind.

Victors efforts to get Preston to slag off Vanessa arent going very well. Perhaps if he hadnt told Preston that he really likes her Preston might have been more forthcoming.

Instead he tells him the Nick doesnt like Vanessa and thinks she is always in 'interview' mode.

Preston changes the subject to last nights music choices.

Vic has ordered Nick and Vanessa to have a bitchy conversation. Vanessa says WHY, then AH because he has to.

 Victor is going a bit nuts, he has got the dictaphone out of his trousers and shouting at them all about how even if they knew it was a task they should have obliged with bitchy comments. He is very shouty.

Victor puts the dicataphone back in the drawer.

The drawer asks what happened and Vic says he was on a hiding to nothing.

Vic was really looking forward to the task but people are sitting in groups and getting on.

The drawers say they have been let down by Victor and he is going to face the full wrath.

Victor walks off and into the living room and a minor row erupts about his task.

And I am going out.

thanks for all your hard work Angel and Aimmee.. 

I may join you for a last ever LUT on Friday. .til then I am pondering the effort needed to mow the lawn that is now a forest

I wont be here on Friday, I'm working. In fact this morning might be my very last effort

oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

I still haven't done my grass

I was a bit premature as I appear to be here now for a bit.

But I dunno what is going on.

Just watched Chantelle eat a load of Tesco Value Chocolate digestives.

And Ulrika wants an early night.

And Chantelle wants an apple flavoured ice lolly.

Now there is a conversation about tinned and processed meat which is something I know nothing about so I cant really comment.

Ulrika tells Chantelle and Nikki that Michelle is upset at being nominated and is trying to work out what she has done.

Ulrika tries to speak in code about how sometimes it is easier when people have reasons to nominate people then out of the blue Chantelle asks Ulrika if she has done Piers Morgan's live stories and she says yes I was the first one and then starts blethering on a about it (3 hours for one hours show, autobiography, nothing new, 4 by 4 etc etc)

In the bedroom they are talking about sex so they feed made a swift get away, but in the kitchen they are talking about press persecution and the feed tried to make a swift get away but the bedroom conversation was worse.

But Preston saves the day by boring on about X Factor.

And Ulrika has started complaining about how she looks for about 27th time today (that I have seen). This time it is 'too pale need a fake tan and eyes look bad need anti-histermines'.

Preston thinks BB must be as bored as them watching them do nothing.

BEDROOM

They are talking about Sri Lanka and oh about Kemal as Michelle read something about him in a magazine but she doesnt know him she knows Kinga.

KITCHEN

Chantelle and Preston have long discussion over whether it is too late to have a cup a coffee or not.

Then he bangs on about his dad a bit and some wacky person who walked about in Brighton with no shoes or socks on.

The to make matters worse he starts speculating. He thinks something has to happen as BB have to make a TV show out of 'this' (and not just edit together shots of him or her with a gloomy face)

*loses will to type at this conversation about a restaurant neither of them can remember the frigging name of*

BEDROOM

Michelle is worried she has said to much and that Kinga will be upset as she 'overhtinks everything'.

Dunno what Mich said but now Vic and Brian and laughing about bottle incident and in particular Anthony's face.

Nikki thinks there will be a task. Mich thinks maybe an eviction. Vic thinks the whole day will culminate with his punishment. Nikki thinks they will get a letter from home. Vanessa asks Vic what his reward would have been if he had been successful but Vic doesnt know what was said. He thinks it was for nothing. Nikki isnt having that.

Vic tells them that if when they get out and watch it back he is right they all have to kiss his arse.


KITCHEN

Someone said something and they are worried 'they' will show it.

But we didnt see it.

Preston is talking now so I have zoned out

They are talking about marriage so Chantelle will probably start crying within the next 3 minutes.

I went to start making the dinner and now they are talking about if they could dye their hair in the house would they.

Oh it's all so exciting.

Chantelle has done Nikkis hair in a french plait. The plait is blonde but on either side it is really dark and Preston says she looks like a raccoon.

Nikki loves it. Even though she agrees she looks like a raccoon.

Victor appears to be dressed as a tree.

There's a task involving cloches and retching.



I was looking for a house for my holiday to the Outer Hebrides that I didnt know I was getting I thought I might get a day trip but I am 'allowed' a whole week (not for 11 months very excited).


And off they go to gather in the bedroom.

They've all been eating their dinner and not much else been going on.

They are going to get a reward of Booze from round the world later on.

Hm's are dressed in shiny tracksuits and baseball caps awaiting the start of their dance task
Ulrika tell's Brian that BB have given them a laminate to tell them theres no eviction today so they will stop worrying and enjoy the day
Vanessa in the garden telling Victor and michelle which dance she is going to do for her audition, she can't decide wether to do her rhianna or usher dance her dancing is known far and wide
Chantelle moaning about her hat, she doesn't like the phrase one size fits all when obviously it doesn't
Nikki worrying about her audition now, Ulrika and Brian suggest she does some back flips and cartwheels
Brian doing some dancing in the kitchen, lots of bum wiggling, Ulrika and Vanessa pretend too smack his bum
Victor in the garden with Nick, he can't wait to do BBBM, he wonders if the audience will be previous Hm's, Nick say's no it will be full of totty, Victor say's that's ok by him

Ulrika and Brian discuss who is BB today, they say there is no warmth in her heart for them today
All the Hm's are gathered on the sofas, Nikki is in the centre of the floor dancing, Michelle and Brian ar up dancing as well know
They hope there's music for them to dance too
Michelle and Nikki hope BB will let them keep their plimsoles as they think they are mint
Brian think's this audition process is a waste of time, Preston disagrees, he think's it will make good viewing, it will be funny
Hm's are practising what their first moves will be, Preston is going to do what he did for the majorettes task
Talk of the plimsoles again, Ulrika think's they are quite expensive as kids ones are £40, brian say's his are going to make it into his suitcase, they can't take them back to the shop

vanessa talking about her daughter, she's coming home tomorrow so she might make it too her eviction
Talk about evictions now, brian think's you are allowed more than 2 people to their evictions, Chantelle put down 4 people on her form, she think's BB are really nice
Michelle asking Chantelle if she was snoring in the night, Chantelle say's she has never heard her, but Ulrika did a few times
Vanessa think's Flawless must be having their lunch, she's never met them before but she has met Diversity they are lovely
Michelle think's the dance would look good if Nikki back flips through them all at the end, she say's she can only do 1 at a time
Nikki talking about sleep talking, she think's it can get you into alot of trouble
Chantelle talking about Jennifer Aniston, she is very unlucky in love, brian say's he is the male equivalant of her
Ulrika think's Flawless are going to wet themselves when they see how they are dressed, she's off to put her hair into bunches
Nikki telling Chantelle she's going to put on her black dress tonight if they pass they may get a party
(they seem to have ordered 20 million crisps on the shopping list this week)
Chantelle tell's preston he should go at the front as he's good at dancing, Chantelle feel's abit sick, preston agrees he does too, he thinks he hasn't been sleeping too well, he's got spots as well

Nikki talking about when Andrew Stone came into the house too teach the Hm's the glee dance, all their auditions were shown
Michelle asks brian if he is going to do his Beyonce dance, he say's no i've done that too many times
Ulrika thinks her poo must be on the way as her stomach is bloated, she had 8 cookies yesterday
Talk of which cookies are the best, Ulrika says the ones they've got are crap

I just switched live feed on and Ulrika is in bed with a picture of John McCrirrick.


Thanks for the updates Aimee

Nikki, Nick and Michelle are in the task room and they are trying to get the dance fellas to tell them if their is going to be an eviction tonight.

Michelle is trying unsuccessfully to round up the rest of the HMs.

As the slowly troop in one of the guys comments that they all look so worried.

Ulrika is last to arrive having gone back to get some cushions.

The HMs continue to quiz the guys about what is going on.

They are listening to the music now so obviously the sound all gone.

The dance seems to involve waggling ones head from side to side.


Unless this is just a warm up. Coz its a pretty shit routine otherwise.

Ulrika, brian and Vanessa in the BR talking about John and his silent protest, vanessa say's alot of it wasn't shown on the programme, the others wonder why, she think's because it was boring and they enough to show with Coolio and Nadiaika think's he just came to get his fee and leave as soon as he could, she can't believe he started on Nikki as soon as she came through the door, he should have gave a chance
Nikki and Chantelle in the kitchen, Niiki can't believe Chantelle doesn't eat bread, Nikki would be lost without it
Chantelle is having butter beans and sweetcorn for her lunch, Vanessa asks if there is anything nicer that Chantelle could have, it looks very plain
Ulrika telling vanessa she was hooked on smoothies for about 3 months and then she got fed up with it, too much shopping for all the ingredients, Chantelle say's it's very expensive to eat healthy
Brian is having a marmite sandwhich and crips for his lunch
Brian ask's Vanessa if she likes food or just ate unhealthy, she say's she just ate too much of the wrong thing's she wasn't a binge eater, her whole childhood life was like the same, all about food

Vanessa still talking about food, she finds it a pleasure to eat and when your dieting the food is gone very quickly off your plate, she likes to linger and have abit more, she's just going to have to get used to not eating so much
Brian mentions sex, vanessa say's she likes to mix the 2
Michelle on the sofas discussing what time her firends and family will be arriving for the eviction
Some of the Hm's are in the kitchen telling Chantelle 1 of the dancers from yesterday fancied her, she doesn't think so, they all say he was checking her out
Preston is sitting there with a plaster over his nose (for blackheads i think)
Vanessa think's it's lovely when men sing to you, Chantelle agrees, she loved it when Preston used to do it, Ulrika say's no-one has ever wrote a song about me, Brian starts singing Ulrikaaaa
Chantelle say's Preston wrote and realeasd a song about her, she say's she never knew the song was about her till he told her the other day, she say's she was in a shop once when one of his song's came on, she had to leave cause everyone was staring at her
Brian say's they are like the first wifes club sitting round the table

Talk of films now, Vanessa mentions the actress in gavin and stacey she can't remeber her name (it's pamelaaaaaa )
Vanessa goes for seconds of the lunch Ulrika has made her, Ulrika say's you may not feel like eating tonight, vanessa say's she couldn't sleep last night as she was feeling nervous
Victor talking on the sofas with Michelle about his sisters mates fancing him
brian think's Meryl Streep looks very good for her age, he say's she must have had work done, Ulrika doesn't think she has

Brian talking about how messy the kitchen is again, there's pots and pans all over and crisps
Chantelle on about a training camp she went on, she had to walk 11 miles one day, she went on it just before she came on UBB, she was only home for 2 days, Vanessa say's she can't believe she lasted the whole week, Chantelle say's she was determind to first it
Vanessa wonders what will be on tomorrows H/L show as all they've done is sitting around all day, BB anounces that the house is going to  be closed soon but they can use the garden, Much running around going for a wee, getting coats etc
Preston say's he has changed Nick's name from naughty to nice
Nikki tell's Victor to hurry up and get something to eat quick, he say's there's no ham, he'll have to wait

Vanessa wandering around the bedroom looking at herself in the mirror, twiddling her her
Nick in the garden telling Brian about a show he did for ch4 called trust me, Brian asks if it did well, he think's the bosses thought he was getting to much attention and not the contestants
Victor has decided to take the custard creams to the garden with him (hope he doesn't do a Mario and Lisa)
Michelle is confused why the snug is out of bounds as well
BB say's again the house is out of bounds, Michelle want's to know about how they are going to go to the toiler
Nikki is moaning that she has to leave the house when she is busy
Ulrika saying she is going on holiday in October
Nikki in the BR putting more clothes on

Thanks for the Lu'ting all O/T... Hope youa re feeling a bit better today Aimee

Thanks Baz, my back's still the same


Michelle complaining that Victor has been in the garden toilet for a poo, Vanessa tell's her off for being so rude
Michelle think's she will be boo'd tonight if she is evicted, she think's it will be because she hung around with Makosi and Nadia
Davina is in the BR talking to the tree, he call's her Dave, he ask's why she is in there and he hopes they are paying her well, it ask's her to take the knickers off his nobs
He tell's her to look in his drawers theirs letters from home for everyone, she has to read the letters to them, she has to get them one by one and tell them their her favourite
the tree tell's her to go away, she tell's him she loves him and he say's he loves her too
Davina tell's herself not to cry, she's welling up already, she start's to fan herself with the letters
She sit's on the sofas and looks round, she's starting to get teary again
The shutters go up and victor shouts Davina is her, he picks her up and twirls her round, Nikki hugs her next