Brian and Victor talking about speedo swim shorts, no men should ever where them, they both wore them when they were kids though, the talk moves on too Paula Radcliffe taking for a pee during a marathon
Preston and Chantelle talking about a party they went to in Brighton
Makosi, Nadia and Michelle in the pool
(i think Nick and Ulrika have a singing task) the others are waiting for their tasks

Ulrika complaining there can only hear the music and no words to the song they have too learn
Nadia say's she isn't stimulated enough, Makosi asks her who she would like to stimulate her, Nadia screams she didn't mean that
Michelle talking to Makosi about the balance bracelt she wears
Preston think's they have one fail already in thr task
Nick in the LR with headphones on learning his lines
Ulrika sunbathing and singing her lines to the song, Preston say's she's got a good pitch but she think's she's going wrong
Ulrika tell's brian he looks really brown and what spray tan did he have, he say's are you buzzing
Preston say's Chantelle used to have a spray tan that smelt like Pickled monster munch, it was so bad

Brian say's poor Nick, he's had a dancing and singing task now
Nick pulling some strange faces while he's learning his lines
Michelle asks what Brian will think his task will be, he's not sure but he think's he may be put with Makosi and Victor, he think's Michelles will be too re created fight night
Chantelle ask's brian how old he was when he appeared on BB, he says 12
Ulrika gets the cream cheese out of the fridge and drops it all over the floor, she says that will make me even more unpoular, Victor thinks she's ok

Ulrika and Victor chatting in thr kitchen, Victor ask's if she knows Ian Wright, he say's she's alright but all footballers have ego's
Nikki back from the DR, she tell's everyone to go to the garden, she has to read something from BB, she tells them they are in trouble, then say's she's joking she just has to collect missing items
Victor ask's Ulrika about John Fashunu (sp) she say's he was always telling rude jokes
Brian tell's Michelle she has caught some sun, she say's that's good
The Hm's in the garden can hear alot of noise coming from outside, they think that they are probably putting up the stage, Chantelle things it's deliveries at Tesco's
Brian say's it still feel's age's till the final night
Chantelle hope's her song is to sing Candy Floss again, she still has the CD BB gave her
Makosi tell's Nikki it's best if she leaves the kitchen as they are cooking bacon
Brian talking to Chantelle, he doesn't think he could handle being married, if his husband said something was wrong with his dinner he would probably put his head in a blender and then ring the police to confess

Nick help's Makosi work the cooker (that seems to be the worst cooker ever)
Makosi ask's Michelle what it's like to have false boobs in your body, Michelle say's it is weird to start with but they are ok in about 6 weeks
Brian telling Chantelle and Preston about hazzards in the home, he's slipped in the shower before and woke up under the water in the bath, Chantelle tell's him to be more careful

Thanks for the updates Aimee

I have just got in, put feed on, Makosi is getting on my nerves so I think I will turn it off

Not alot has been happening, but heres a quick update, Ulrika and Nick have been ptactising there duet of endless love, they are going to sing it after dinner tonight
Makosi has done her task, she had to be horrible to everyone but BB had told the other Hm's what she was doing and when she said anything nasty to them they had to be nice back to her
Preston has had to eat a whole box of chocolates without being sick, he manage to do it
Ahmed from BB5 came into the garden and smashed some plates, brian jumped on the table, most of the others screamed and ran off
Preston and Ulrika are cooking stir fry for dinner, Michelle and Nadia are cleaning the house


see ya all tomorrow

thanks Aimee. .great work

your welcome olly

In the garden Nikki Brian and Michelle are talking about relationships. Michelle sounded suitably shocked when Nikki asked her if she ever over laps her boyfriends (ie has one on the go before when she meets the new one and not some lurid sex thing) and then she told Brian she hadnt seen Stu in years.


Kandyfloss (Vic, Nadia and Chantelle) are rehearsing.

And now in the garden they are talking about Fight Night and Emma in particular and unfortunately for the us the sound dipped at the interesting part.

Michelle apparently had no idea that the fight kicked off due to the way Marco was dancing in Jasons face, after some more sound dips Michelle suggests that Emma walked, not that she was kicked out, but then the sound dips again and keeps on dipping while Michelle describes some ill fated attempt at sharing a house that she and Michelle had.

Nikki is convinced she can hear cheering and isnt having the suggestion that it's Little Brother rehearsals

Just got in and Nikki is talking to Pete about how she is having the time of her life and having a wonderful time and she feels so lucky and Pete says you are lucky and then it goes all sound dipped

 *goes to find out what is going on*

OK Well I dont know what is going on but Pete appears to be Nikki's boss and now he is dictating something to her and she is writing it down.

Dear Nikki you had a face like a slapped arsed when asked to sharpen my pencils and sort out my coloured paper clips etc etc etc

Nikki thinks everyone has the hump because Nikki has had Pete, Glyn and the twins come and see her.

Nikki says only Preston wanted Pete to go in, Pete says he wasnt the only one (because Pete really wanted to do the show), and NIkki says aww and she doesnt understand why they didnt want him and Pete doesnt either and then he quickly changes the subject and they do the task thing.

Pete says all people do in offices is sharpen pencils and write rubbish.

Now Nikki has 30 seconds to say goodbye so there is a load of hugging and Nikki asks Pete if he is going to the eviction and to text Carly coz she will be here and tell her mum she misses her (confident she isnt going then!)

Nikki comes back and they ask what happened and she says they chatted and she got the job and now she is telling them what the letter she said that she had to dictate was, and he was in an office with a screen and she thinks he was watching.

Ulrika is having a moan because Nikki has seen everyone she wanted to see and Ulrika hasnt seen anyone.

Nikki hates the pictures from her Television Awards award because her fake tan was dodgy.

Nowt much has been happening...Ulrika was just having a bitch about Nadia ('not an isolated incident' 'always shouting people down' and they are wondering when Michelle will inflict her warbling on the world and now they are arguing about what time the show will be on tonight.

Ulrika thinks that showing Brian on Come Dine with Me this week will be amazing for votes and stuff (Brian said it is going to be on on Tuesday)

Brian describes an incident when Nadia last the plot with Sophie on the CDWM filming and Ulrika takes the opportunity to go into more details about her personality disorders.

Makosi is showering in the garden wearing a large sun hat. And now lying in the sun to dry.

Vanessa, Nick and Preston in the garden talking about people going abroad for operations and getting their teeth done
Brian, Victor and Chantelle in the kitchen talking about Vanessa, Brian thinks she is fitting in very well but wonders if she is on a task, Victor doesn't think she is
Victors going to cook all the sausages and bacon before they go off
Brian telling Michelle about a documentry he saw on CH4 about killing dolphins
Chanetelle asking Michelle about why she doesn't eat meat, she say's she hasn't eaten it since she was 4, her mum never made her eat it
Niiki is going to cook chicken for her and Vanessa, Nikki want's to use the tray Victor is using to cook her chicken, she's just noticed the chicken should have been used by yesterday, she's still going to cook it though
Ulrika in the garden doing her washing

brian reading a laminate, there is going to be a loud party tonight, there are costumes in the store room, the Hm's have to be quiet during their part of the task anyone that fails won't be invited to the party
Ulrika says she knew the task would be nasty, Chantelle and Preston say they are looking forward to it
Hm's are talking about what they wrote down as their phobias on the form, Ulrika and Michelle don't think they will be going to the party, Michelle worries that Titan will be her's, she didn't like him
Store room open for costumes,Nikki is moaning already, she say's she's not going to the party as she isn't wearing her costume, Chantelle is pochontis (sp) Victor thinks his is a pimp, Preston has got a silk robe, Brian is a farmer, Ulrika has got a white coat and a sailor hat, Nikki is happy again now, she thought her's was electric shock costume but realises it isn't now
Nikki has got a blue lycra suit (looks like electric shock costume to me)
Nikki still whinging on, Chantelle tell's her she'll be fine

Nick's got a green lycra suit on
Nikki is now putting the suit on but still moaning about it, the camera follows her around so she stomps off, she say's she's cooking so she'll put it on properly after that
Other Hm's in the BR getting ready, Nikki want's to know why BB are being nasty to them
Michelle has got a stripped hoodie and shorts
Preston helping Chantelle with her costume, she say's she is really going to try and be quiet, Preston agree's he want's to go to the party
Vanessa is dressed as a cowboy
Nick is reading the task again, the Hm's have got to go into the task room several times during the day and face some unpleasant things but remain quiet
Chantelle think's this will be fun, Preston can't wait to see what it is
Ulrika advises everyone to eat now as they will be puking soon
Hm's speculating about whats going to happen to them, Ulrika thought they'd have a quiet day to day

Preston think's this abit like the ignore the obvious task
Michelle isn't that bothered about the task as she doesn't want a party tonight, she think's her task is going to be horrible
Ulrika let's out a big burp, Brian think's his task will be to sleep with a woman
Brian doesn't like fish, he won't even touch them, Ulrika think's she will make a nosie as soon as she walks into the room if it's something she don't like

Rex (bb9) is in the task room, Nikki has just been in (missed the task) but it was something to do with fish, she's complaining cause she washed her hair this morning and it took her 2 hrs to do it
Ulrika's turn in the task room now and she has to eat a wassarbi (sp) and lard ice cream while being quiet, Rex is trying to wind her up and make her laugh, she's spitting water at him, she manages not to speak
Vanessa is telling Victor about doing wife swap with Paul Daniels, she said it was like living in the middle of no where, Victor ask's if she had to sleep in the same bed as him, she say's of course not, she goes on to say Debbie was very rude to her boyfriend and was asking questions that where none of her business
Hm's told to gather on the sofas

Vanessa and Chantelle called to the task room, they have to throw a cactus to each other without making any noise, Rex say's that was too easy, BB say's they have passed
Vanessa tell's Rex he looks gorgeous, he thinks not looking like this (he's dressed as a devil)
Chantelle is picking needles out of her hand, Vanessa goes for some cake
Chantelle is still shaking she thought he had a spider in his hand
Vanessa talking to Ulrika about Jack Dee and Anthea Turner, she say's Anthea was in full cleaning mode while in the house and Jack did the cooking, they wouldn't let anyone else do it, talk goes onto Coolio, he did all the cooking, he just threw anything into the pot

Nikki thanks Ulrika for sorting out the snoring in the bedroom
Vanessa ask's Ulrika to tell her about verne from her year, she say's he hated her for helping him out too much, she can't help it though it's just her motherly side coming out. she say's she tried to make an effort to talk too him but he wasn't interested
Ulrika say's she didn't agree with what his and Coolio's view on women were, they were both Playboy mansion visitors
Vanessa think's they should be allowed at least 1 book in the house that they could read aloud to each other
Preston next in the task room, there's a massive bloke in there, he's got to do wrestling moves with him  (poor Preston looks shit scared)

All the Hm's are watching the plasma, they are laughing at preston, Victor shouts stay down Preston
Chantelle has got her head in her hands, she's looking very worried, the other Hm's are concerned for him too now
Chantelle isn't watching anymore, she's cuddling Brian, she's very nearly in tears now
she ask's the others if he's ok
Task over for Preston, he say's the bloke was quite nice really

Preston tell's everyone not to worry he's ok, he heads off for the DR
BR michelle is crying (i thought she didn't look to happy today) Ulrika is talking to her

Brian tell's Preston how upset Chantelle was when he was being thrown around, he say's he was scared for her as well, he thanks her for being worried about him
Preston think's he deserves some cake after what he's just been through, Victor is wondering what BB have install for him
There is alot of SD today


Hope there is someone out there reading this

Thanks Aimee .. am reading


Z.

Thanks Zaph  my feed is frozen at the moment, it seems Prestons task was abit extreme, it didn't actually show what the bloke did to him though

Vanessa say's she's been asked to do the jungle a few times but she couldn't even cope with the BB house let alone the jungle
Preston always thought you couldn't do the jungle if you'd already been on a reality show, Ulrika think's you can
Brian ask's how long she's been engaged, she say's nearly 4 years
Still no sign of Michelle, don't know where she's gone
Brian talking about his last relationship, it took him 2 years to get over it, he went abit off the rails and was horrible to be around
Brian is looking for a man that makes him laugh and will look after him, he say's it's hard to find someone, his sisters are all in relationships, even his mum is always asking him if he's still single, Vanessa say's he's only 32 theres no rush
Michelle is sitting in the BR with her hood up looking very glum (think we may have another walker on our hands)
Vanessa telling Ulrika she had seen a picture in the paper of the plane going over with a message for her, Ulrika say's she has a lovely husband, Vanessa say's she hopes her boyfriend will do something like that for her
Hm's called to the sofas

Michelle say's she isn't feeling very well, she has a bad head
Nick next in, Rex ask's him what has happened to him, why his he so nice now, Nick ask's if the show has been funny rex say's well your not bloody funny, Nick tell's Rex he was the only one not to run from the clown (they still think the clown was rex)
Nick has to crawl over up turned hairbrushes while remaining quiet
Rex is chanting nasty boy nasty boy
Nick passes his task, the others said that was too easy (Rex is peeing himself laughing in the task room)
Vanessa ask's Nick if he is happy now it's over, he say's yes it was a long wait, brian think's the task's have been changed since Prestons one
Nikki wants to ask BB if Michelle can go to the party as it's not fair, Michelle has gone back to the BR

always Aimee thank you  first place I come when I log on

Thanks Mrs H


Michelle is now in bed crying, she has pulled the duvet over her head
Vanessa and Victor talking in the garden about her boufriend, she say's it took them along time to actually start dating but she is very happy now, he is lots of fun and everyone loves him where ever he goes, young or old get on with him, Victor wishes she had brought him with her, she say's he would be more fun then her
On paper Vanessa say's her and her boyfriend are total opposites but it seems to work
Michelle has gone to the DR

Ulrika tell's everyone that Michelle has a middle ear infection thats why she's been feeling dizzy since wednesday, the doctor has been called to see her
A plane goes over and Vanessa jokes thats her boyfriend flying a message over for her, BB tell's them all to go inside, Vanessa shouts to BB that she was joking it was a bloody great big jet, BB tell's them they can go outside again now
Chantelle is playing hide and seek with Nick, she's gone to hide in the wardrobe, Nick say's let's leave her for abit, Victor starts chanting get chantelle out
Nick and Victor look in the toilet for Chantelle, she jumps out the wardrobe and makes them jump, she say's i found you (they were mean't to find her)
Preston has got too have some tablets as well from the doctor as he feels sick

Thanks for all the updates Aimee

I just switched on and Brian is dressed as a squaw and they are talking about Josie and why she walked and the comments Nadia made about her relationship with John James

In the garden Victor and Michelle are discussing past series and then BB calls them all to the sofas.

Vic is wearing a suit and a curly black wig.

It's really sound dippy at the moment.

Nikki is sitting with her arm round Michelle and twiddling her hair (her own hair nor Nikkis)

Now they have started talking about ganster films.

They speculate that Rex is their new Housemate. Nikki says he is alright you just have to put him in his place.

Despite being told several times, Brian still thinks Rex was the clown.


Victor is called into the DR.

Victor goes to the task room where Rez is waiting beside a table with water pistols and a custard pie.

Rex laughs at his outift.

BB says that Victor will be squirted with some thing fishy, something curry - ish and a custard pie. He must remain silent when he gets squirted.

BB tells Vic to take his mike off and he takes ages doing it.

On the sofas they are talking about Rex and Nicole, Vanessa says their relationship was terrible. They watch Vic get squirted with the gook, Vanessa thinks he will have to take his clothes off and shower outside.

Victor gets the pie right in the face. Rex takes a bow. Vic has passed.

In the house they tell Victor he cant come in coz he stinks of fish so Ulrika goes and gets the towels. Vic gets in the shower outside fully clothed. Nikki feels really sorry for him.


BB asks the HMs to gather on the sofas.  

They are worried about the smell of Victor (who is still washing under the shower wearing the wig)

He's took all his clothes off now and is wrapping himself in a green towel.

BB instructs Victor to gather on the sofas.

Applause as he comes in.

He goes and gets his dressing gown.

They all agree that Victor had the worst one.

BB announces that Michelle passed her task after they reviewed the footage, and that they can all go to the party.

Now they are talking about the shopping list.

Nikki is having a moan about the shopping list.

Face like a slapped arse now.

They are all whining about the shopping list now and not getting what they wanted (Michelle, Brian, Chantelle and Nikki)

Michelle is talking about how dizzy she feels but she feels better that the doctor said there was nothing wrong with her brain

Bored now back later.

I've been writing my risk assessment and while I was away BB has given them all outfits to wear, I am not exactly sure what they are, some are silver and some look animal print (might make more sense when they have them on)