Nadia and Makosi dont have a clue who they are.
They give Nadia a clue CLIMBED OVER WALL PISS IN A BIN
SHe says oh personal shopper but she dont know his name.
Michelle is crying and Vic is saying 'it is isnt directed at you at all'...he was angry about something that we didnt see and now she is bawling and Vic is saying I always liked you as a person and I thought we was mates...
HOUSE...
Still stupid game!
Its a game 'i went to the bb house and.....' memory game type thing I can be arsed with
I WANT TO KNOW WHY MICHELLE IS CRYING!!!!
Bedsit
Michelle is in bed now, asks if they are playing the game still.
Vic says he will watch, though he has no desire to listen.
He feels really bad, Mich says dont, he says you have seen me go off worse than that and now they are laughing and he is saying they set him up.
He sees those watching live feed will be loving up (if we had seen it!)
Mich says that Makosis hair starts too far up her head.
Victor wanted to burst out the door and then walk out the fire exit.
Mich says what would that have been for...and he realises loads of ppl would have wanted to do this so out of resepct to himself and the others...
Am off now anyway...it's for the best Night xx
I think he was annoyed at guess the house mate game, Brian said rude and aggressive and they guessed Victor right away
Hmmm, this doesn't make sense now, but this seems to have something to do with Michelle crying.
He got worked up about the 'rude aggressive gangster' thing and was a bit snappy with Michelle as a result.
He got a bitt workrd up because the HMs were taking the P out of Michelle.
they have made up and all is well again in the bedsit
thanks for the ongoing LUTS Angel
In the bedsit they are complaining because BB isnt giving them anything at all to do and they dont know what the point of them being in the house.
Preston says he just doenst want to be left with the boring ones.
They are all having a moan about the others having a sensible conversation about politics (and not about hair extensions or Heat magazine).
Michelle and Victor still in the bedsit, they are ready and waiting to go into the house, Victor is talking about the design of their house in BB5 he liked how the doors to bedroom opened up to let fresh air in
victor talking about going into the house once, BB had rented it out to a company and he had to talk to aload of PA's about his time in the house, he got paid a couple of grand and got a new laptop
The alarm goes off to wake the Hm's, Brain tell's everyone to ignore it, he think's Makosi is dead anyway
Nikki has been talking about her relationship with Pete (and asking Brian about the laws concerning slander)
In the Bedsit Vic and Mich are planning what they will say when they go in the house, they are going to tell the others they've been in there since the start.
Michelle think's all the conversations in the house are boring
Michelle and Victor are planning what they are going to say to the Hm's when they go into the house, they are going to say they have been there since Tuesday same as them
Brain has gone in the DR, victor wonders if BB is telling him that they are there
Nikki is going to wash her clothes
Michelle hopes they will let them into the house soon, Victor thinks they will have to wait cause it's raining
Preston and Nikki compare their teeth (it's so exciting in there)
Nikki telling Preston about her chipped tooth, she thought she had someones finger nail in her food but then realised it was abit of her tooth
Food has been delivered to the bedsit, michelle and victor aren't happy as it doesn't look like they will be going into the house soon, victor uses the phone to ask BB whats going on
Vic just asked Mich if she eats fish, she says no, he says WOW (of course she dont eat fish she's a vegetarian)
In the Main House they are dismissing BB Hijack *back to ironing*
Preston asks Nikki if she liked siavash, she says he said some horrible things about me but he was ok when i met him
Michelle and victor eating their lunch in the bedsit
Brian still in the DR, michelle wishes he'd hurry up
Brian now back and he say's that BB hates him, Nick asks if they mentioned a task he says no, they thought they would rewarded for their dance task yesterday
Victor say's his heart sank when he saw there was food in the hatch, michelle says they may as well ask to be let out some fresh air instead, Victor is going to call BB and ask
The alarm goes off again to wake the Hm's up (give them something to do then)
Preston and Nikki have spent the last 10 minutes telling Nadia about the film the Labyrinth.
Lots of slavver off Ulrika.
I am trying to do my excavation methodology so will chip in and now again.
Ulrika is now in a tizz coz she just realised that her son was due his GCSE results for the one he took early and she hasnt asked BB about it or anything.
Some of the Hm's are talking about Nadias reaction to Coolio stealing her shoes, Chantelle says he asked her to cover his back and who should the first person to walk in the BR be was Nadia, Brian laughs saying the people in the gallery must have been shouting she's walking to the Br, she's walking to the BR
Makosi was off like a shot.
Michelle and Victor arent happy that this gathering seems to be a false alarm for them.
HOUSE
Makosi is reading a laminate.
The HMs have to sit and wait till 6 minutes is up - whilst wearing a large caricature big head. They have to take them off when 6 minutes is up. Ulrika doesnt have to take park. Chantelle says 'count to 60 six times' and Makosi tells her off for discussing tactics.
Ulrika is going to help by giving them drinks of water.
BB tell the HMs to go the tolilet and removed time pieces 'Time pieces?' asks Nikki incredulously, like a watch someone says.
Now the usually pre task faffing about.
Nikki has gone off to do her washing.
And the HMs are talking about Pat off Eastenders. And Kim off How Clean is your House (a good friend of Ulrikas apparently)
They look like big paper mache Frank Sidebottom style heads.
They are all faffing on with the straws with which Ulrika will help them get a drink.
BB tells the HMs they have to put their mikes round their heads so they are in the middle of their foreheads.
Nikki has given up now and is going about ploating the others with straw and mking Nick make a very funny noise and she made Chantelle scream and jump up.
Preston has had enough now as well.
BB calls Vic and Mich and tells them it is time for them to enter the house. They are to go and sit on the edge of the pool in the garden and put their heads on.
Makosi wants to know what she has to do if she wants a wee wee. Ulrika says she will have to decide that the time is up.
Chantelle is getting all hysterical with the ploating.
Vic and Mich take their places in the garden.
In the garden Mich doesnt know if they have to take their heads off when discovered.
GARDEN - vic reminds them to say they have been there since Tuesday. Mich hopes they dont ask too many questions coz she doesnt like lying - Vic says he is more than happy to do it.
BB announces -
Nadia 1 minute and a bit
Nikki 56 minutes
Preston 61 mins
Preston wins.
Nikki is having a bit of a gurn about coming second.
Ulrika predicted before hand that Nadia would be first out, Nikki would moan most, Brian would be closest to the 60 minutes, she got one outcome correctly and they will get special treats tonight.
Much shrieking.
Just noticed that the shutters are down - I did wonder.
Mich and Vic are still sat in the garden waiting.
Ulrika says she was talking about the glue to try and make Nikki moan more.
Nikki is chuffed that she got so close.
Much screaming when they spot them and recognise them
I'll leave them to the screaming.
I enjoy your LUTts
Was really busy with Masters stuff yesterday and I was worn out last night so Ihavent been watching since V and M went in the house. Suitably cloudy here so not going out till later so popped live feed on and they are talking about Beyonce.
Victor is trying to work out what the point of vegetarian shower gel is.
He also wonders when he will get his photos. Michelle doenst know if she wants hers in case they break her and she has to leave by the back door. Vic says they are all too sensitive. He didnt bring any photos last time and only really spoke about his son after Fight Night when they thought they were all going to get chucked out and put in jail.
It seems Nikki and Chantelle pranked him by saying he had been called to the DR so he went in there....
She loves elephants, she has a spiritual connection with them, but only wild ones.
Nicks 'animal of choice' is a rhino, he sponsors one.
Feed keeps jumping between 2 convos, and I am been nagged to get dressed so bye
Preston has been to the DR to nominate, he had to the ice shots task, he got brain freeze and his teeth hurt
Brian tell's Ulrika his poo is like putty already, he feels like someone has put a lighter up his bum
Ulrika is called to the DR for her task, the others are trying to see whats in the DR, Ulrika shouts theres nothing in there, she's worried that someone will come in
Brian is winding nikki up saying her task will be horrendous, they are flying tigers in as they speak
Brian can't believe all nadia had to do was spell something out
Victor thinks BB has sent Sven into the DR
Chantelle tell's the others that they have a secruity guard each watching them while they are in the house
Nadia say's she didn't know who Marcus bently was at the mock funeral they did for the BB advert, she asked him if he was an actor and he said yes
Ulrika back from the DR, she's had cream poured all over her, she says she's fine with it as she was expecting worse
There's games afoot, Nikki was hiding in the cupboard with the crisps.
In the bedroom Michelle is complaining about a mink factory that smelled of mink.
Now they are playing a game which just seems to involve naming as many ex HMs as possible while eating crisps.
They = Nadia, Michelle, Makosi
Michelle is having a little bitch about Nikki not going in the pool with them (but I didnt hear what she said coz someone splashed)
Makosi thinks that British people are quick to forgive unlike Aficans (hmmm not sure I agree with that).
Half of Africa stoned Makosi verbally last time when she was naughty.
Michelle asks 'who do we not like'. Nadia wont say.
Makosi says she could lose it with Ulrika, Nadia agrees - she's snidey, she pulls a face blah blah blah
Victor is outside now and they are all moaning that they need alcohol to have fun (as usual). Nadia says they dont give them enough to get them happy and to kick off.
Michelle carries on bitching about Ulrika. Makosi says she is probably saying stuff about all us behind her backs.
Michelle is amused by the thought that Ulrika might look over and see then in the pool when they are all slagging her off.
Nadia's turn to slag her off now.
Makosi says it isnt fair that Ulrika only went in for money.
Nadia says she was 'betrayed' for the whole ultimatum thing...and anyone who got paid to go back isnt 'respecting Big Brother' and it isnt fair.
(Sorry missed some of that coz some one interrupted me)
Ulrika says she thinks Nick is shy and socially uncomfortable so why did he go on a Reality show and blatantly lie.
Is he a)trying to get in with the group, b) attention seeking or c)devious and manipulative. He did this 10 years ago...why.
Brian wonders if Nick has been trying to shit stir about Victor.
Ulrika wonders if he was acting when Darren came in, and Brian wants to know why he gets so nervous about nominations. Brian reckons Vic nodded to Nick when he came out the DR after nominations.
Ulrika wants to know why they are so thick as theives and she says Nick knows everything that is going to happen and he is neurotic about it.
Ulrika is trusting but she doesnt trust them, and Brian says he is such a good judge of character and he doesnt trust them either.
Ulrika says that either Nick and Vic have a task or they are being devious off their own backs.
Brian thinks Vic is a nice guy. Ulrika says maybe he has to gain our trust and then bring us down.
The whines on about the clown again.
Vic supports Liverpool coz his dad made him.
Nick supports Fulham coz he is from there. Vic says they are a posh time, Nick says no they were a crap team till recently.
Preston doesnt seem to want to know, he doesnt want to get involved in the speculation.
Brian says he is paranoid and says it is 'the Victor effect'.
Nadia tells Preston off for leaving Chantelle to deal with the divorce.
He seemed a bit off by that remark as well.
In fact I think he cant wait to get back indoors
bitch bitch bitch bitch bithc bitch bitch
Makosi cant believe any of the others want to go in the pool with them.
Michelle thinks that everyone is at the table bitching about them.
But it's Ulrika telling the others that her first name is Eva but her mum didnt think Ulrika Eva worked 'and what did she know at 19'.
She's asked why she uses Ulrika, she says her mum called her that.
In the POOL they are sure they are being talking about and Nadia has realised that maybe she is self obsessed, Makosi says she isnt but Nadia says 'you talk about yourself in the third person' *cackles*
In the house Victor has just said all the girls in the pool are like the 3 witches from macbeth, and Brian hopes BB pull the shutters down to piss them off.
Then they talk more about middle names.
Nikki's middle names are Rachel Beth.
She thinks they are common and would like something unusual. Like Linda.
Nadia thinks it is a house divided...and they are convinced they are being talked about, and they arent.
Till Brian said it's tit soup (in more ways than one).
And then they discuss the lack of nudity in BB11 apart from Mario, who Nikki would have had something to say about that.
So they are all moaning.
Victor asks if they want any in the pool
Makosi says she doesnt want anything, Nadia says shh we can have it.
She says she wants red, Vic says the red has all been claimed and she says well I WANT red wine (and my feed has stuck hang on)
Unfortunately Michelle has picked up on it and stopped her.
When the penny finally drops it's a cackle fest.
Nadia is scared for tomorrow, she wants to milk it and stay in as long as possible.
I really cant stand to listen to all the screeching, I've got headphones on the selfish bastards
For todayâs task, Housemates will become baton twirlers as they recreate the classic Big Brother 7 Majorette task.
Housemates will learn and perform a routine to the song âBad Romanceâ by Lady Gaga which they will perform later today.
If Housemates rehearse and perform to an acceptable standard, as deemed by an independent adjudicator, Housemates will receive a special reward.
Housemates will be provided with an instructional DVD and DVD player with which to learn the routine.
When instructed to do so by Big Brother, Housemates will allocate the following roles:
One Housemate will act as choreographer and will lead the group through their rehearsals. As well as choreographing the routine, this Housemate will also dance in the routine.
One Housemate will take the role of Troupe Leader. This Housemate will learn a slightly more complicated routine.
All other Housemates will become majorettes.
Big Brother will provide Housemates with two rehearsal periods in which to learn the routine.
Housemates have chosen Chantelle as their choreographer and Nikki as their troupe leader.
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The housemates have gathered in the Garden to practice their Majorettes Task.
They have got off to a cracking start and everyone seems to be pulling their weight and practising very hard.
Chantelle has been slightly worried that the pressure is on her as choreographer and has talked about swapping her role with another housemate but she was told she shouldn't as she had already said to Big Brother that she would choreograph the group.
Preston and Victor have taken a particular interest in the task and have been ordering around other housemates along with Brian.
Brian thinks BB will want to cram the house for the final will aload of Ex Hm's, Ulrika thinks that will be unfair as the public won't get to see much of them
makosi ask's chantelle if the others are getting on with their practise, she say's yes but she feel's sorry for Nick as he can't sing
Victor, Preston, Nikki and Brian in the kitchen talking about the sayings BB say, Brian think's it must be boring job asking them questions all day, especially when they know that Hm is leaving tomorrow
Nadia worried at her interview with davina, Chantelle say's not to worry, he won't have anything else to do with the show (think they mean Coolio)
Victor say's he's aways liked Michelle, she's a good gir, it did wind him when she used to say chicken all the time, at one point the whole house was saying it
Victor coping Nicks voice, he said he's not very nasty anymore he's abit of a let down
BB call's Nikki to the DR she say's they can wait till she's finished eating, they know not to interupt her when she's eating