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Bedsit

Michelle is in bed now, asks if they are playing the game still.

Vic says he will watch, though he has no desire to listen.

He feels really bad, Mich says dont, he says you have seen me go off worse than that and now they are laughing and he is saying they set him up.

He sees those watching live feed will be loving up (if we had seen it!)

Mich says that Makosis hair starts too far up her head.

Victor wanted to burst out the door and then walk out the fire exit.

Mich says what would that have been for...and he realises loads of ppl would have wanted to do this so out of resepct to himself and the others...
FM
In the Main house Brian is asking Preston and Chantelle if they think divides will grow over time or if the house will get closer together.

Preston says he just doenst want to be left with the boring ones.

They are all having a moan about the others having a sensible conversation  about politics (and not about hair extensions or Heat magazine).
FM
Most of the Hm's are asleep in the BR, Preston and Nick have gone outside for a smoke
Michelle and Victor still in the bedsit, they are ready and waiting to go into the house, Victor is talking about the design of their house in BB5 he liked how the doors to bedroom opened up to let fresh air in
victor talking about going into the house once, BB had rented it out to a company and he had to talk to aload of PA's about his time in the house, he got paid a couple of grand and got a new laptop
The alarm goes off to wake the Hm's, Brain tell's everyone to ignore it, he think's Makosi is dead anyway
Aimee

Michelle think's all the conversations in the house are boring
Michelle and Victor are planning what they are going to say to the Hm's when they go into the house, they are going to say they have been there since Tuesday same as them
Brain has gone in the DR, victor wonders if BB is telling him that they are there
Nikki is going to wash her clothes
Michelle hopes they will let them into the house soon, Victor thinks  they will have to wait cause it's raining
Preston and Nikki compare their teeth (it's so exciting in there)
Nikki telling Preston about her chipped tooth, she thought she had someones finger nail in her food but then realised it was abit of her tooth
Food has been delivered to the bedsit, michelle and victor aren't happy as it doesn't look like they will be going into the house soon, victor uses the phone to ask BB whats going on

Aimee
Nikki and Preston talking about celebrity hijack, Preston talking about when Davina came into the house dressed as a chicken, everyone knew it was her straight away
Preston asks Nikki if she liked siavash, she says he said some horrible things about me but he was ok when i met him
Michelle and victor eating their lunch in the bedsit
Aimee
Preston talking about the wrap party and if everyone from all the series will be invited, Nikki thinks not as they haven't got the budget, Nick says there are about 260 ex contesants, maybe it will be just for them and people that have dropped by for tasks
Brian still in the DR, michelle wishes he'd hurry up
Brian now back and he say's that BB hates him, Nick asks if they mentioned a task he says no, they thought they would rewarded for their dance task yesterday
Victor say's his heart sank when he saw there was food in the hatch, michelle says they may as well ask to be let out some fresh air instead, Victor is going to call BB and ask
The alarm goes off again to wake the Hm's up (give them something to do then)
Aimee
Chantelle's been talking to Brian and Ulrika about Preston and how her feelings about him change every day. She says that whenever she leaves the house, either on the last day or the day before (optimistic on her chances in there or what?)...and she didnt realised that she wasnt over the relationship till she went in the house.

Lots of slavver off Ulrika.

I am trying to do my excavation methodology so will chip in and now again.
FM
Yeah Ulrika totally forgot about her son  


Some of the Hm's are talking about Nadias reaction to Coolio stealing her shoes, Chantelle says he asked her to cover his back and who should the first person to walk in the BR be was Nadia, Brian laughs saying the people in the gallery must have been shouting she's walking to the Br, she's walking to the BR
Aimee
Bedsit


Michelle and Victor arent happy that this gathering seems to be a false alarm for them.

HOUSE

Makosi is reading a laminate.

The HMs have to sit and wait till 6 minutes is up - whilst wearing a large caricature big head. They have to take them off when 6 minutes is up. Ulrika doesnt have to take park. Chantelle says 'count to 60 six times' and Makosi tells her off for discussing tactics.
FM
Forum wasnt working right...


Nikki has given up now and is going about ploating the others with straw and mking Nick make a very funny noise and she made Chantelle scream and jump up.

 

Preston has had enough now as well.

 

BB calls Vic and Mich and tells them it is time for them to enter the house. They are to go and sit on the edge of the pool in the garden and put their heads on.
FM
Nick looks ded confused.

GARDEN - vic reminds them to say they have been there since Tuesday. Mich hopes they dont ask too many questions coz she doesnt like lying - Vic says he is more than happy to do it.

BB announces -

Nadia 1 minute and a bit
Nikki 56 minutes
Preston 61 mins

Preston wins.

Nikki is having a bit of a gurn about coming second.

Ulrika predicted before hand that Nadia would be first out, Nikki would moan most, Brian would be closest to the 60 minutes, she got one outcome correctly and they will get special treats tonight.

Much shrieking.

Just noticed that the shutters are down - I did wonder.

Mich and Vic are still sat in the garden waiting.

Ulrika says she was talking about the glue to try and make Nikki moan more.

Nikki is chuffed that she got so close.
FM
Michelle has about 17 make up bags and is putting her slap on at the moment.

Victor is trying to work out what the point of vegetarian shower gel is.

He also wonders when he will get his photos. Michelle doenst know if she wants hers in case they break her and she has to leave by the back door. Vic says they are all too sensitive. He didnt bring any photos last time and only really spoke about his son after Fight Night when they thought they were all going to get chucked out and put in jail.
FM
Nikki still crying about her task, the other Hm's think it was wrong to give her that task as everyone knows how fussy she is about hygene, they think she will be given another task to do, she thinks she is up for eviction instead, Nick tell's her not to worry if she is up she won't be going anywhere, Ulrika says she is pooing her pants to see what her task is
Aimee
Nadia has been calling Josie, Victor told her that Josie wan't happy about some of the things she said, Nadia says she only won cause she had no competiton in the house, she is an unforgetable winner, she's a cameron or a rachel
Preston has been to the DR to nominate, he had to the ice shots task, he got brain freeze and his teeth hurt
Aimee
Nikki in the garden trying to get a suntan for her eviction, she tell's Nadia that her fate is in BB hands, she doesn't know if she's going to be punished for not doing her task
Brian tell's Ulrika his poo is like putty already, he feels like someone has put a lighter up his bum
Ulrika is called to the DR for her task, the others are trying to see whats in the DR, Ulrika shouts theres nothing in there, she's worried that someone will come in
Brian is winding nikki up saying her task will be horrendous, they are flying tigers in as they speak
Brian can't believe all nadia had to do was spell something out
Victor thinks BB has sent Sven into the DR
Aimee
Nick is worried what his task will be, Brian tell's him he will probably have to nominate live
Chantelle tell's the others that they have a secruity guard each watching them while they are in the house
Nadia say's she didn't know who Marcus bently was at the mock funeral they did for the BB advert, she asked him if he was an actor and he said yes
Ulrika back from the DR, she's had cream poured all over her, she says she's fine with it as she was expecting worse
Aimee
I've not been in long and got live feed on while trying to formulate my selection and disposal policy.

There's games afoot, Nikki was hiding in the cupboard with the crisps.

In the bedroom Michelle is complaining about a mink factory that smelled of mink.

Now they are playing a game which just seems to involve naming as many ex HMs as possible while eating crisps.
FM
Just switched back on, they are in the pool, moaning.

They = Nadia, Michelle, Makosi


Michelle is having a little bitch about Nikki not going in the pool with them (but I didnt hear what she said coz someone splashed)

Makosi thinks that British people are quick to forgive unlike Aficans (hmmm not sure I agree with that).

Half of Africa stoned Makosi verbally last time when she was naughty.
FM
Cut away to the Ulrika and Brian in the house talking about how they thought there was going to be an eviction.

Victor is outside now and they are all moaning that they need alcohol to have fun (as usual). Nadia says they dont give them enough to get them happy and to kick off.

Michelle carries on bitching about Ulrika. Makosi says she is probably saying stuff about all us behind her backs.

Michelle is amused by the thought that Ulrika might look over and see then in the pool when they are all slagging her off.

Nadia's turn to slag her off now. 

Makosi says it isnt fair that Ulrika only went in for money.

Nadia says she was 'betrayed' for the whole ultimatum thing...and anyone who got paid to go back isnt 'respecting Big Brother' and it isnt fair.

(Sorry missed some of that coz some one interrupted me)
FM
In the house Brian and Nick are bitching about Nick and Victor.

Ulrika says she thinks Nick is shy and socially uncomfortable so why did he go on a Reality show and blatantly lie.

Is he a)trying to get in with the group, b) attention seeking or c)devious and manipulative. He did this 10 years ago...why.

Brian wonders if Nick has been trying to shit stir about Victor. 

Ulrika wonders if he was acting when Darren came in, and Brian wants to know why he gets so nervous about nominations. Brian reckons Vic nodded to Nick when he came out the DR after nominations.

Ulrika wants to know why they are so thick as theives and she says Nick knows everything that is going to happen and he is neurotic about it.

Ulrika is trusting but she doesnt trust them, and Brian says he is such a good judge of character and he doesnt trust them either.

Ulrika says that either Nick and Vic have a task or they are being devious off their own backs.
Brian thinks Vic is a nice guy. Ulrika says maybe he has to gain our trust and then bring us down.

The whines on about the clown again.
FM
Michelle is telling them they should do a talent show, mud wrestle or a high heeled assualt course 'like in our one' and that if they do the 'others will just sit there'




 bitch bitch bitch bitch bithc bitch bitch

Makosi cant believe any of the others want to go in the pool with them.



Michelle thinks that everyone is at the table bitching about them.

But it's Ulrika telling the others that her first name is Eva but her mum didnt think Ulrika Eva worked 'and what did she know at 19'.
She's asked why she uses Ulrika, she says her mum called her that.


In the POOL they are sure they are being talking about and Nadia has realised that maybe she is self obsessed, Makosi says she isnt but Nadia says 'you talk about yourself in the third person' *cackles*

In the house Victor has just said all the girls in the pool are like the 3 witches from macbeth, and Brian hopes BB pull the shutters down to piss them off.

Then they talk more about middle names.

Nikki's middle names are Rachel Beth.

She thinks they are common and would like something unusual. Like Linda.
FM
Majorettes: New Task Revealed

For today’s task, Housemates will become baton twirlers as they recreate the classic Big Brother 7 Majorette task.

Housemates will learn and perform a routine to the song ‘Bad Romance’ by Lady Gaga which they will perform later today.

If Housemates rehearse and perform to an acceptable standard, as deemed by an independent adjudicator, Housemates will receive a special reward.

Housemates will be provided with an instructional DVD and DVD player with which to learn the routine.

When instructed to do so by Big Brother, Housemates will allocate the following roles:

One Housemate will act as choreographer and will lead the group through their rehearsals. As well as choreographing the routine, this Housemate will also dance in the routine.

One Housemate will take the role of Troupe Leader. This Housemate will learn a slightly more complicated routine.

All other Housemates will become majorettes.

Big Brother will provide Housemates with two rehearsal periods in which to learn the routine. 

Housemates have chosen Chantelle as their choreographer and Nikki as their troupe leader.

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The housemates have gathered in the Garden to practice their Majorettes Task. 

They have got off to a cracking start and everyone seems to be pulling their weight and practising very hard. 

Chantelle has been slightly worried that the pressure is on her as choreographer and has talked about swapping her role with another housemate but she was told she shouldn't as she had already said to Big Brother that she would choreograph the group. 

Preston and Victor have taken a particular interest in the task and have been ordering around other housemates along with Brian.
MrsH
Hm's have been practising for their task, they all seem to be doing really well, Nadia is sitting on the grass in just her knickers and t shirt, she is sitting will her legs wide open (not a good look) Hm's are talking about having 2 passports, Victor has one for Nigeria as while as British, Nadia is asking about what the difference between United Kindom and Britian, Ulrika is explaning it to her
Brian thinks BB will want to cram the house for the final will aload of Ex Hm's, Ulrika thinks that will be unfair as the public won't get to see much of them
Aimee
makosi in the pool saying if she was too lose weight and get down to a size 6, she still wouldn't be able to fit in a size 6 jean beacuse of her hips, they aren't fat it's bone
makosi ask's chantelle if the others are getting on with their practise, she say's yes but she feel's sorry for Nick as he can't sing
Victor, Preston, Nikki and Brian in the kitchen talking about the sayings BB say, Brian think's it must be boring job asking them questions all day, especially when they know that Hm is leaving tomorrow
Nadia worried at her interview with davina, Chantelle say's not to worry, he won't have anything else to do with the show (think they mean Coolio)
Victor say's he's aways liked Michelle, she's a good gir, it did wind him when she used to say chicken all the time, at one point the whole house was saying it
Victor coping Nicks voice, he said he's not very nasty anymore he's abit of a let down
BB call's Nikki to the DR she say's they can wait till she's finished eating, they know not to interupt her when she's eating
Aimee

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