Nikki keeps talking about Michelle Bass.......Makosi tells her to keep quiet because she might jeopardise the chance of her coming in.
(little do they know what's going on next door mwahaha)
Thanks Kat and Vid 
Before I switched it off there was an interesting chat in the bedsit about who had been chosen to go in and who hadnt. Victor doesnt get why Preston is there, they were both surprised by Ulrika and were both expecting Belo. Michelle has been looking on the net before going in the house and she had a good idea that she'd be sharing the bedsit with Victor. And I cant remember anything else. Going out for the day so will see you this evening
Before I switched it off there was an interesting chat in the bedsit about who had been chosen to go in and who hadnt. Victor doesnt get why Preston is there, they were both surprised by Ulrika and were both expecting Belo. Michelle has been looking on the net before going in the house and she had a good idea that she'd be sharing the bedsit with Victor. And I cant remember anything else. Going out for the day so will see you this evening
michelle and victor sitting the bedsit watching the TV
Makosi and Brain talking in the garden
Michelle and Victor have had a meal delivered to them through the latch, victor thinks it may be chicken but he isn't sure
Victor hopes they will be let out soon cause his back is going stiff
Nick thinks someone has gone
Nadia thinks if they haven't gone then she will (thinks its coolio they are talking about)
Makosi thinks it's just his gangster image, Nick thinks he is being very rude to people, Makosi says he even dreams about fighting
Makosi thinks he should have a chat with nadia and apologise
Makosi thinks because of his image as a rapper he doesn't want to be seen as backing down
Nick thinks BB will announce they've got to pack coolios case, Nadia doesn't want to touch his things
Makosi and Brain talking in the garden
Michelle and Victor have had a meal delivered to them through the latch, victor thinks it may be chicken but he isn't sure
Victor hopes they will be let out soon cause his back is going stiff
Nick thinks someone has gone
Nadia thinks if they haven't gone then she will (thinks its coolio they are talking about)Makosi thinks it's just his gangster image, Nick thinks he is being very rude to people, Makosi says he even dreams about fighting
Makosi thinks he should have a chat with nadia and apologise
Makosi thinks because of his image as a rapper he doesn't want to be seen as backing down
Nick thinks BB will announce they've got to pack coolios case, Nadia doesn't want to touch his things
Back to the bedsit and they are eating their dinner and watching the TV
They are both laughing loudly at the TV
coolio still not back from the DR
Makosi, Brain, Nadia and Chantelle talking about designer clothes, they talk of people that have died this year, they mention Alexender Mcqueen, Jade and Micheal Jackson, Makosi pipes up Lyndsey Lohan, Brian says no she was just in prison not dead
Michelle thinks they should ask to be allowed some fresh air soon, Victor says he would even leave his dinner for some air
Michelle complains her dinner smells too cheesy
Nikki and Chantelle in the kitchen, Chantelle asks nikki not to tell Preston she was upset
Preston enters the kitchen to cook, Ulrika wants to cook chicken for dinner tonight
Ulrika asks Nikki if she is upset, she says a little bit
Nikki moans that her sunglasses have broken
Most of the Hms are in the kitchen
Ulrika complains theres no tea towels they will burn themselves when using the cooker
(ulrika is looking very thin)
Ulrika is talking about what food she likes, she wishes there was more of a variety of restuarants where she lives
Still no sign of Coolio
Michelle and victor talking about pimms, neither of them like it
Brain talking about coolio farting all night, Nikki says he his disgusting
Brain says BB told him to remind coolio to take his inhaler, Brain asked what would happen if he didn't take it, everyone laughs
Nikki asks if coolio is still in the DR, Brain says yes or the local travel lodge
Brain thinks there may be a twist and coolio may now be BB
Most of the Hms are in the kitchen
Ulrika complains theres no tea towels they will burn themselves when using the cooker
(ulrika is looking very thin)
Ulrika is talking about what food she likes, she wishes there was more of a variety of restuarants where she lives
Still no sign of Coolio
Michelle and victor talking about pimms, neither of them like it
Brain talking about coolio farting all night, Nikki says he his disgusting
Brain says BB told him to remind coolio to take his inhaler, Brain asked what would happen if he didn't take it, everyone laughs
Nikki asks if coolio is still in the DR, Brain says yes or the local travel lodge
Brain thinks there may be a twist and coolio may now be BB
Nick says he was offered a line in the song (a perfect day) to be made for Davina but there was no fee
Nick thinks Coolio must have gone as he has been in the DR too long, Nikki says nah
Nick thinks Coolio must have gone as he has been in the DR too long, Nikki says nah
Mr Tumnus (BB9 Stuart) has just entered the house dressed as...erm what is he? A Roman I think, in a pair of sandals.
Brian is ripping the piss out of him for 'Hunks on Tour' that he did last year.
I've been out in Barnard Castle all day and I dunno what is going on but I think he is Nadia's slave.
They ask him if he saw the clown and he hasnt but her heard and he confirms it wasnt Rex.
Brian is ripping the piss out of him for 'Hunks on Tour' that he did last year.
I've been out in Barnard Castle all day and I dunno what is going on but I think he is Nadia's slave.
They ask him if he saw the clown and he hasnt but her heard and he confirms it wasnt Rex.
Brian says he put Stuart down as his BB crush, but he knows Stuart is straight and he has a girlfriend in Hollyoaks - Stuart says he hasnt got a gf in Hollyoaks.
In the bedsit Victor is pissed off with Brian and he will get the next bad thing as he wont get a bad edit (only caught the end of it but think Nadia got this treat due her looking less than great at the moment?)
Have to start cooking back shortly.
In the bedsit Victor is pissed off with Brian and he will get the next bad thing as he wont get a bad edit (only caught the end of it but think Nadia got this treat due her looking less than great at the moment?)
Have to start cooking back shortly.
In the bedsit Victor is making toast and jam.
Michelle is eating some nuts or dried fruit or something.
She says she hasnt stopped eating since she got there.
In the main house Stuart is making tea and Ulrika says he doesnt seem very excited about being in the house, says he said he hasnt watched the show and that there is no big fuss about it.
Makosi isnt having that, she thinks the fact that he remarked that when he was in the house the bedrooms were 'over there' means he is very excited about being involved and the show is a big hit.
Michelle is eating some nuts or dried fruit or something.
She says she hasnt stopped eating since she got there.
In the main house Stuart is making tea and Ulrika says he doesnt seem very excited about being in the house, says he said he hasnt watched the show and that there is no big fuss about it.
Makosi isnt having that, she thinks the fact that he remarked that when he was in the house the bedrooms were 'over there' means he is very excited about being involved and the show is a big hit.
Nadia cant think of anything to order Stu to do.
Nick suggests she tell him to put the dishes away but she says it's for her not the others. Chantelle suggests that they tell Nadia she has to put the dishes away and then get him to do it.
Nadia is thinking of dismissing him.
In the bedsit Victor says Makosi will get the next nasty thing coz she is getting on his nerves.
Nick suggests she tell him to put the dishes away but she says it's for her not the others. Chantelle suggests that they tell Nadia she has to put the dishes away and then get him to do it.
Nadia is thinking of dismissing him.
In the bedsit Victor says Makosi will get the next nasty thing coz she is getting on his nerves.
Brian tells Stuart that they have had a very trying day, what with the eviction and the departure and blah blah.
They are 'discussing' what will be on last nights show - Ulrika adamant that the clown thing hasnt been shown yet.
Brian keeps forgetting it is a Bank Holiday and that it's Notting Hill.
Makosi wants to know if Stu went into hiding or just got picked.
BEDSIT - Michelle is still eating.
They are 'discussing' what will be on last nights show - Ulrika adamant that the clown thing hasnt been shown yet.
Brian keeps forgetting it is a Bank Holiday and that it's Notting Hill.
Makosi wants to know if Stu went into hiding or just got picked.
BEDSIT - Michelle is still eating.
Extreme close up of Stu picking his little shorts out of his arse.
BEDSIT
Munch munch munch from both of them.
Munch munch munch from both of them.
Brian had to think of something to tell Stuart to do and he ends up settling for 'sit down and enjoy your last 15 minutes in the house'.
Reference:
Mr Tumnus (BB9 Stuart) has just entered the house dressed as...erm what is he? A Roman I think, in a pair of sandals.
The only 'Mr Tumnus' I know, is from the Narnia books. A faun, the first Narnian that Lucy met when she went through the wardrobe.
Brian asks Stu why he is dresses an a gladiator. Stu says that is what they all wear in Manchester.
He says there is nothing they can talk to him about.
Stu thinks they all look tired. He asks if it has been exciting, Nick says there's nothing to do and they dont give them enough tasks.
Preston thinks they will get a party tonight be he doesnt know why.
BEDSIT - they are laughing cos whenever Stu is on shot it is his arse or another body part not his face.
HOUSE - Preston is showing Stu the nest.
Brian is embarrassed coz they are all sitting round and no one knows what to say.
Chantelle says they are all deflated and need a party.
BEDSIT - they are trying to decide who gets the next Nasty thing - Michelle says Nick but Victor says he feels sorry for Nick. Victor wants to give it to Preston, Michelle suggests Makosi - they agree it will be one or the other of them two.
They both agree that Nick doesnt 'really seem there, says 2 words a day and no one listens'.
He says there is nothing they can talk to him about.
Stu thinks they all look tired. He asks if it has been exciting, Nick says there's nothing to do and they dont give them enough tasks.
Preston thinks they will get a party tonight be he doesnt know why.
BEDSIT - they are laughing cos whenever Stu is on shot it is his arse or another body part not his face.
HOUSE - Preston is showing Stu the nest.
Brian is embarrassed coz they are all sitting round and no one knows what to say.
Chantelle says they are all deflated and need a party.
BEDSIT - they are trying to decide who gets the next Nasty thing - Michelle says Nick but Victor says he feels sorry for Nick. Victor wants to give it to Preston, Michelle suggests Makosi - they agree it will be one or the other of them two.
They both agree that Nick doesnt 'really seem there, says 2 words a day and no one listens'.
Thats the one Fluffy
Back in house Stuart is back from the Nest and he is saying you can tell why certain people are put in the house for certain reasons (still believes Jen when she said BB put him in 'for her').
Stuart doesnt think that the people in UBB have been chosen for massive row potential and that the person who was there to antagonise has gone.
Stuart doesnt think that the people in UBB have been chosen for massive row potential and that the person who was there to antagonise has gone.
Reference:
Makosi isnt having that, she thinks the fact that he remarked that when he was in the house the bedrooms were 'over there' means he is very excited about being involved and the show is a big hit.
Where do they get these cock-eyed ideas from?
BEDSIT
Michelle eating again.
Michelle eating again.
Dont get me started on Makosi'd delusions in here
HOUSE - they are still discussing the clown - Stu asks if it was a task but the HMs say they dont know.
HOUSE - they are still discussing the clown - Stu asks if it was a task but the HMs say they dont know.
BEDSIT
Victor is adamant that BB5 was the best. He says BB7 won but it was someones opinion and if you go on the forums they all see BB5 was best. (Nah BB3 was def the best).
Victor says if it wasnt for 'them' none of the muppets like Nikki would have got in the hosue coz before that it was always normal people.
In the HOUSE Stuart has left.
They are discussing who they said were their BB crushes and I think Nick just said he got it off with Penny from BB2
Stuart had told the others he was asked yesterday to go in. Brian says Stuart has made him think about why he isnt 'running around'
Nick wonders if they had tasks everyday on BB11, they dont know why they arent being given anything to do.
Brian says maybe they just want us to sit around and talk.
Now they are all moaning about not having any drink.
Brian wonders how dull it will be now without Coolio if he was in there to stir stuff up.
Victor is adamant that BB5 was the best. He says BB7 won but it was someones opinion and if you go on the forums they all see BB5 was best. (Nah BB3 was def the best).
Victor says if it wasnt for 'them' none of the muppets like Nikki would have got in the hosue coz before that it was always normal people.
In the HOUSE Stuart has left.
They are discussing who they said were their BB crushes and I think Nick just said he got it off with Penny from BB2
Stuart had told the others he was asked yesterday to go in. Brian says Stuart has made him think about why he isnt 'running around'
Nick wonders if they had tasks everyday on BB11, they dont know why they arent being given anything to do.
Brian says maybe they just want us to sit around and talk.
Now they are all moaning about not having any drink.
Brian wonders how dull it will be now without Coolio if he was in there to stir stuff up.
Chantelle has had enough of sitting down.
So she asks Brian to hold her feet while she does sit ups and tells him not to look up her skirt coz she's got no knickers on, though he wont be interested in what is up there.
She's done 7 and it hurts already. Preston is criticising her technique.
So she asks Brian to hold her feet while she does sit ups and tells him not to look up her skirt coz she's got no knickers on, though he wont be interested in what is up there.
She's done 7 and it hurts already. Preston is criticising her technique.
Brian looked up Chantells skirt and told her that 'it looked really angry' at him and made a face that I cnat describe - much laughter in the bedsit
I've been having dinner, back to Vic and Mich discussing Ulrika and saying she doesnt say much, like Nick, and Michelle doesnt think she is 'being herself'. They both cant believe she won, go on to discuss who else was on the show.
I am very full
They are all complaining about Stu and how he will go out and tell everyone how boring they all are.
They are all complaining about Stu and how he will go out and tell everyone how boring they all are.
In the bathroom Chantelle (in the bath) tells Preston (after looking to see if anyone was coming) that she is gutted that Coolio is gone.
BEDSIT - Mich says that if Coolio hadbt left then Nadia would have gone.
BEDSIT - Mich says that if Coolio hadbt left then Nadia would have gone.
Preston just told Chantelle that Nikki smells or made a big smell in the loo.
Now they are talking about Coolio, Chantelle didnt think he was a bad person and he didnt mean anything he said. She is really gutted he is gone, she really liked him but she says she didnt see 'the other side'.
They hope BB will send someone else in to replace Coolio. Chantelle wants her mum, Preston wants his dog, Chantelle really misses her mum.
Preston to Chantelle re her mum 'coz she was on BB2', as a joke...and in the BEDSIT they ve took this literally and dunno who she is.
In the bedsit they are talking about when they might get a shower (soon I hope Michelle is wearing same clothes as last night).
Then Victor tells Michelle Nadia will get a lift when Mich goes in, and she can tell Nadia that he isnt the axe murdered she thinks he is.
BB has called Nick and Brian to the DR.
Now they are talking about Coolio, Chantelle didnt think he was a bad person and he didnt mean anything he said. She is really gutted he is gone, she really liked him but she says she didnt see 'the other side'.
They hope BB will send someone else in to replace Coolio. Chantelle wants her mum, Preston wants his dog, Chantelle really misses her mum.
Preston to Chantelle re her mum 'coz she was on BB2', as a joke...and in the BEDSIT they ve took this literally and dunno who she is.
In the bedsit they are talking about when they might get a shower (soon I hope Michelle is wearing same clothes as last night).
Then Victor tells Michelle Nadia will get a lift when Mich goes in, and she can tell Nadia that he isnt the axe murdered she thinks he is.
BB has called Nick and Brian to the DR.
Brian and Nick are in a task room decorated with gold tinselly business and music notes and a disco ball, they are both wearing wigs, Nic has a guitar, Brian a mike. BB told them to dance till they were told to stop. They start jumping about to music I cant hear.
Cuts in between them and Vic and Mich watching.
Cuts in between them and Vic and Mich watching.
Meanwhile back in the house, Chantelle has got out of the bath.
Preston is going to get in now.
Preston is going to get in now.
Brian says the song that was played was the first one of his 'list'.
Nick insists he put loads of cheesy songs on his list knowing they wouldnt play them.
Whatever song it was it was Kylie.
Nick insists he put loads of cheesy songs on his list knowing they wouldnt play them.
Whatever song it was it was Kylie.
Back in the house Nikki is eating once again, this time something out of a bowl.
Makosi can hear the music, she doesnt miss music but she misses her phone. Nikki misses music but not her phone coz it is being held together by masking tape. It is a Nokia something, Makosi says it is really old. Makosi says dont you work on your phone but Nikki says she doesnt do technology and can just about work an iPod.
Makosi can hear the music, she doesnt miss music but she misses her phone. Nikki misses music but not her phone coz it is being held together by masking tape. It is a Nokia something, Makosi says it is really old. Makosi says dont you work on your phone but Nikki says she doesnt do technology and can just about work an iPod.
Marcus Bentley is tweeting that Sam Pepper is going in to replace Coolio - dunno who he is but I would much prefer Alex 
Preston's in the bath now.
Preston's in the bath now.
Task rom
Nick has never heard more than 2 Britney Spears tracks (thats 1 more than me probably). Brian is unimpressed.
Nick has never heard more than 2 Britney Spears tracks (thats 1 more than me probably). Brian is unimpressed.
Been tweeting birds on for ages now.
The dancy music task has finished now and they are heading back to the house.
Makosi and Chantelle ate talking about Coolio (and sunglasses).
Ulrika is giving Preston cooking instructions.
Brian and Nick come out the DR screaming DID YOU SEE I, he thought they were watching on the screen.
They explain what happenned (had to dance to fave songs) and say they had to finish off dancing to Lady in Red.
Nikki is so excited, she thinks it is going to be her turn next.
Ulrika is giving Preston cooking instructions.
Brian and Nick come out the DR screaming DID YOU SEE I, he thought they were watching on the screen.
They explain what happenned (had to dance to fave songs) and say they had to finish off dancing to Lady in Red.
Nikki is so excited, she thinks it is going to be her turn next.
They think BB is picking people with different tastes in music to dance together.
Brian is covered in black goo off his feather boa and glitter off his mike.
BEDSIT Michelle is moaning that BB wont let them outside again tonight.
Brian is covered in black goo off his feather boa and glitter off his mike.
BEDSIT Michelle is moaning that BB wont let them outside again tonight.
Brian tells Ulrika that her carried Nick through the dance task, and that Nick thought that Brian wanted to snog him.
Brian and Ulrika are still poking at Nick saying he is too serious and needs to just enjoy it and stop thinking everything is a conspiracy.
Brian says he would have had 'too much fun' if he had done the dance task with someone else.
Brian repeats for the umpteenth time that he asked Nick if it was the gayest thing he had ever done and Nick says no. Brian remembers that Nick went to boarding school which explains it.
Brian repeats for the umpteenth time that he asked Nick if it was the gayest thing he had ever done and Nick says no. Brian remembers that Nick went to boarding school which explains it.
Nick thinks they will show the dancing later.
(Which will put paid to Brian saying he was running round while Nick was just 'standing there')
(Which will put paid to Brian saying he was running round while Nick was just 'standing there')
Brian says that he has had a great day, and its been his day not Nikkis like yesterday - Stu half naked, the dancing, a roast dinner to come and a kiss from Nick in the DR.
Ulrika says no one will see it coz no one is watching this series.
Brian teases Nikki saying they had a song live from Reading by the Libertines.
Ulrika says no one will see it coz no one is watching this series.
Brian teases Nikki saying they had a song live from Reading by the Libertines.
Nikki hopes that they will still get a party and that it wasnt just Brian and Nick getting a treat.
Chantelle really wants glass of wine.
Chantelle really wants glass of wine.
There's a close up of Prestons foot and he appears to be wearing gladiator slippers.
Preston would like to see Nick dancing.
Now there's a load of shrieking in the bedroom.
Now there's a load of shrieking in the bedroom.
Ulrika wouldnt know any of the top 10 songs if they played them to her (nor would I)
Brian was prancing round in his underpants with a big white dress pretending to get married and Chantelle apparently hasnt seen the funny side, but Nadia says 'it doesnt matter'.
Ulrika says that Makosi has predicted that they got back together.
BEDSIT Victor is asking BB for food, alcohol and to be allowed outside.
Brian was prancing round in his underpants with a big white dress pretending to get married and Chantelle apparently hasnt seen the funny side, but Nadia says 'it doesnt matter'.
Ulrika says that Makosi has predicted that they got back together.
BEDSIT Victor is asking BB for food, alcohol and to be allowed outside.
Main house bedroom.
Ulrika, Brian and Nadia are wondering if Coolio will be at the final and they dont believe he left for mutual consent they think he was kicked out.
BEDSIT
Michelle is eating again and they are moaning about how cold they were last night but Michelle says its only for one more night.
Ulrika, Brian and Nadia are wondering if Coolio will be at the final and they dont believe he left for mutual consent they think he was kicked out.
BEDSIT
Michelle is eating again and they are moaning about how cold they were last night but Michelle says its only for one more night.
Victor really dont like Preston.
Victor tells Michelle that the HMs all really think they are going to be put in pairs to do dancing.
Victor tells Michelle that the HMs all really think they are going to be put in pairs to do dancing.
Michelle is eating again.
HOUSE
Chantelle is ruining her appetite before dinner by eating a bag of crisps.
Chantelle is ruining her appetite before dinner by eating a bag of crisps.
The oven has gone off and there is an issue with the chicken.
I have never cooked a chicken in my life so I dunno what all the fuss is about, cant they just turn it back on.
I have never cooked a chicken in my life so I dunno what all the fuss is about, cant they just turn it back on.
Nick is moaning that when he did BB when they pressed the DB they were let in within 10 seconds.
In the bathroom Nikki is putting on mascara, she started putting it on in the living room about 15 minutes ago.
(I suppose it's a better effect for when she turns the waterworks on),
Brian comes into the bathroom with underpants on.
Nikki starts whinging that she hates her friends for going to Reading without her.
Then starts whining about what they will do tonight if they dont get a party.
Then Nikki remembers another HM to poke fun at Becki (the BB5 replacement), but she says they cant say anything coz she is good friends with Nadia.
In the bathroom Nikki is putting on mascara, she started putting it on in the living room about 15 minutes ago.
(I suppose it's a better effect for when she turns the waterworks on),
Brian comes into the bathroom with underpants on.
Nikki starts whinging that she hates her friends for going to Reading without her.
Then starts whining about what they will do tonight if they dont get a party.
Then Nikki remembers another HM to poke fun at Becki (the BB5 replacement), but she says they cant say anything coz she is good friends with Nadia.
Ulrika thinks the oven is broken and that BB didnt switch it off.
Preston has gone to ask BB about it.
Preston has gone to ask BB about it.
More chicken talk.
Oh it seems like the oven has reactivated itself.
Makosi doesnt want to call Preston Preston she wants to call him Sam. Chantelle has only ever called him Preston and didnt know it wasnt his first name till after BB.
Oh it seems like the oven has reactivated itself.
Makosi doesnt want to call Preston Preston she wants to call him Sam. Chantelle has only ever called him Preston and didnt know it wasnt his first name till after BB.
Nikki is whining that the highlight of her Saturday is going to be making her bed. And taking her make up.
They are rehashing their opening night stories again...it's a deadly dull.
Chantelle has been called to DR but she is scared.
Chantelle has been called to DR but she is scared.
Am a bit bored 
Evening 
having a lutathon then?
Z.
having a lutathon then? Z.
I've nowt better to do 
It's too dull though, they are just talking about the same stuff over and over...they need a proper task, a long drawn out over night type task that they can get teeth into. I'm bored, they are bored, we're all bored
It's too dull though, they are just talking about the same stuff over and over...they need a proper task, a long drawn out over night type task that they can get teeth into. I'm bored, they are bored, we're all bored
Makosi the font of all BB knowledge is going on and on about how they will get new housemates tonight or tomorrow blah blah blah
I did wonder if Chantelle was still a vegetarian, she must be she is making tofu salad.
Ulrika says you dont eat anything, and Chan says she wil have some butter beans with it and Ulrika calls her a greedy bitch.
Then they wonder whatever happened to 'that woman who looked at people's shot'.
YES IT IS THIS EXCITING.
Ulrika says you dont eat anything, and Chan says she wil have some butter beans with it and Ulrika calls her a greedy bitch.
Then they wonder whatever happened to 'that woman who looked at people's shot'.
YES IT IS THIS EXCITING.
Chantelle thinks that if BB had given them drink last night there would be 'ructions'.
Ulrika thinks they should at least give them wine for dinner which takes the emphasis off 'getting pissed'.
Ulrika thinks they should at least give them wine for dinner which takes the emphasis off 'getting pissed'.
Ulrika has a friend who has a vegetarian BF and he wouldnt even go and get her a chicken from the butchers. (Neither would I). Chantelle though isnt bothered by meat, she would cook it, cut etc etc (I wouldnt and wouldnt know where to start!)
I wonder if Michelle is still a vegetarian?
I wonder if Michelle is still a vegetarian?
BB has left food in the DR for Victor and Michelle.
Victor says they have been to Nandos. I dunno what that is.
Michelle just asked what is vegetarian and what isnt, so she has answered the question.
They cant wash any plats coz BB havent given them a bin to scrape the remains into.
Victor says they have been to Nandos. I dunno what that is.
Michelle just asked what is vegetarian and what isnt, so she has answered the question.
They cant wash any plats coz BB havent given them a bin to scrape the remains into.
Victor just said to the camera 'I'm a black guy and even I cant eat all this chicken'.
They've got wine too. It does look like there is a lot of food.
They've got wine too. It does look like there is a lot of food.
Michelle is eating in the bedsit (again)
The main house have finished dinner
The main house have finished dinner
Nick is asking Preston if it would be 'difficult technically' if Chantelle really liked someone else in the house.
Preston says it would be...difficult....and that being in the house has made him remember how great she is.
Nick thinks she has a big heart. Preston says she was upset that Coolio left but that she never saw the other side to him.
Preston says it would be...difficult....and that being in the house has made him remember how great she is.
Nick thinks she has a big heart. Preston says she was upset that Coolio left but that she never saw the other side to him.
BEDSIT
Michelle thinks they have got the houses rewards coz they have so much food.
She is cramming chips in her gob atm.
Michelle thinks they have got the houses rewards coz they have so much food.
She is cramming chips in her gob atm.
MAIN HOUSE Speculation from Nick over what BB are going to do now that 3 people have left.
BEDSIT
Victor declares that the HMs are a bunch of moaners.
Now they are talking about Victors son.
Victor declares that the HMs are a bunch of moaners.
Now they are talking about Victors son.
Everytime I have seen Michelle on today she has been eating or cleaning round her gob with her tongue.
Chantelle, Makosi and Brian just had a boob bouncing contest in front of the mirror (Brian with oranges)
The living room is out of bounds so they all have to go to the bedroom.
Chantelle just screamed ded loud
HMs and Bedsitters think there is a party.
Chantelle just screamed ded loud
HMs and Bedsitters think there is a party.
Nikki is going to to the boob bouncing thing now, while singing Kats Happy House.
I think Chantelle out to have a bra on.
BEDSIT
Victor is annoyed he ate so much, Michelle says it obviusly wasnt 'one mans chicken'.
I think Chantelle out to have a bra on.
BEDSIT
Victor is annoyed he ate so much, Michelle says it obviusly wasnt 'one mans chicken'.
BEDSIT
Vic and Mich are moaning that the HMs are getting a party and they are not. Vic doesnt want them to have one if he isnt there.
HOUSE
Nikki still moaning on about the Libertines and how she has requested a song by them but they probably wouldnt even let BB clear it to play if coz its so uncool.
Vic and Mich are moaning that the HMs are getting a party and they are not. Vic doesnt want them to have one if he isnt there.
HOUSE
Nikki still moaning on about the Libertines and how she has requested a song by them but they probably wouldnt even let BB clear it to play if coz its so uncool.
BEDSIT
Mich thinks they got a piece of chicken for everytime they 'arst' for a bin.
The BB phone is ringing and Vic is hoping they can join the party.
But its to give them 5 minutes to go to the garden.
Mich thinks they got a piece of chicken for everytime they 'arst' for a bin.
The BB phone is ringing and Vic is hoping they can join the party.
But its to give them 5 minutes to go to the garden.
Then BB rang them back to remind them to be quiet and not move anything.
They've gone in the garden and took their drinks, no coats hoping to get cold as its hot in the bedsit.
They discuss how funny it is that they dont know they are there.
Victor doesnt want them to have a party tonight coz it might mean they dont get one tomorrow and they agree that isnt right,
Mich thinks BB has got really lazy and will just send them out 'off you go'.
They discuss how funny it is that they dont know they are there.
Victor doesnt want them to have a party tonight coz it might mean they dont get one tomorrow and they agree that isnt right,
Mich thinks BB has got really lazy and will just send them out 'off you go'.
In the house Brian is contemplating a tattoo.
(Sorry got a bit bored and stopped paying attention)
(Sorry got a bit bored and stopped paying attention)
Sorry if anyone actually is out there but.....it's too boring
Nadia is in a mood coz she didnt have a sofa in her dressing room before the show began,
Doors open, BB says GATHER on sofa...there's balloons, wine and cake,
Nadia moans that they took so long to do just this.
And then moans loads more (especially about the lack of sofa in her dressing room - she is going to tell them off and this is why she has no respect for SOUND DIP)
Doors open, BB says GATHER on sofa...there's balloons, wine and cake,
Nadia moans that they took so long to do just this.
And then moans loads more (especially about the lack of sofa in her dressing room - she is going to tell them off and this is why she has no respect for SOUND DIP)
Shutters go up and they all get all excited but theres nowt there.
Nadia has a right cross sulky look on her face.
Nadia has a right cross sulky look on her face.
BEDSIT
Still talking about chicken....have they not realised why they got loads of chicken yet? (I only just did!)
Still talking about chicken....have they not realised why they got loads of chicken yet? (I only just did!)
BB asks for 2 HMS
Makosi and Nadia both leap up and rush to go.
Makosi and Nadia both leap up and rush to go.
BEDSIT
Mich reckons that they wont go into the house till this time tomorrow.
HOUSE
Makosi and Nadia back with parlour games from the DR.
Great.
Nadia sounded so terminally bored when she read that out.
The first game is they have a pic of a hm and they have to use adjectives to describe that housemate.
Mich reckons that they wont go into the house till this time tomorrow.
HOUSE
Makosi and Nadia back with parlour games from the DR.
Great.
Nadia sounded so terminally bored when she read that out.
The first game is they have a pic of a hm and they have to use adjectives to describe that housemate.
*waits for someone to ask what an adjective is(
Nadia asked before I got past the W.
They are going to open the wine, but Makosi is called to DR.
Nadia asked before I got past the W.
They are going to open the wine, but Makosi is called to DR.
Theres more alcohol in the hatch.
Nadia is COMPROMISING and having white wine she really wants red.
So Chantelle swaps.
So Chantelle swaps.
Whining about Rose and the white is sweet and whine whine whine about wine.
Nadia is first in the game
BB tell her to hold the pic in front of her but half the HMs could see it in the mirror
BB says those who didnt see could play.
Nadia started
MIKE TYSON, GHETTO
Nikki guessed Aisleyne.
ERM, adjectives?
BB tell her to hold the pic in front of her but half the HMs could see it in the mirror
BB says those who didnt see could play.
Nadia started
MIKE TYSON, GHETTO
Nikki guessed Aisleyne.
ERM, adjectives?
Nicks turn and all the HMs have to close eyes while Nick shows to camera
I didnt see it.
Nick says
ELDEST FEMALE IN THE HOUSE.
After Carole someone guessed Ulrika which is correct (not happy)
BB now explains what an adjective is and gives an example.
Nickys turn (some moaning)
GRUMPYSTUBBORN then coughs and they all shout JOHN
I didnt see it.
Nick says
ELDEST FEMALE IN THE HOUSE.
After Carole someone guessed Ulrika which is correct (not happy)
BB now explains what an adjective is and gives an example.
Nickys turn (some moaning)
GRUMPYSTUBBORN then coughs and they all shout JOHN
Chantelle's go.
MAKOSI JACUZZI
Makosi says 'I will kill you with these 2 fingers'
Its Anthony....Chanelle thinks he is gorgeous.
Makosi thinks that the ppl in the pics have been done recently so that they are on there way in.
(no adjectives again)
Makosis go, she knows nowt about BB.
VERY HANDSOMENICE EYESALLERGIES
It's Preston!
MAKOSI JACUZZI
Makosi says 'I will kill you with these 2 fingers'
Its Anthony....Chanelle thinks he is gorgeous.
Makosi thinks that the ppl in the pics have been done recently so that they are on there way in.
(no adjectives again)
Makosis go, she knows nowt about BB.
VERY HANDSOMENICE EYESALLERGIES
It's Preston!
BRIANs go
I can see the pic this time its VICTOR.
AGGRESSIVECONFRONTATIONALGANGSTER
(they all say Coolio then Nadia says Victor - Nadia says she loves Victor)
Ulrika is worried she wont know who it is on her go. She looks right hacked off.
I can see the pic this time its VICTOR.
AGGRESSIVECONFRONTATIONALGANGSTER
(they all say Coolio then Nadia says Victor - Nadia says she loves Victor)
Ulrika is worried she wont know who it is on her go. She looks right hacked off.
Ulrikas go. She has got Chantelle.
She pretends she doesnt know who it is when asked
PRETTYFEMALEBLONDEBROWNLIPPYQUIETENGLISHSMART
They didnt guess it.
Gone to bedsit now.
Back Makosi says she said Chantelle but Ulrika says she didnt here
Prestons go (good I need a wee)
Preston has Michelle
OPERATIC
Makosi says whatsername Pia Jesus Michelle Bass
Next game coming up but I cant be arsed...its the stick on the head game they think
She pretends she doesnt know who it is when asked
PRETTYFEMALEBLONDEBROWNLIPPYQUIETENGLISHSMART
They didnt guess it.
Gone to bedsit now.
Back Makosi says she said Chantelle but Ulrika says she didnt here
Prestons go (good I need a wee)
Preston has Michelle
OPERATIC
Makosi says whatsername Pia Jesus Michelle Bass
Next game coming up but I cant be arsed...its the stick on the head game they think
Chantelle has Ziggy on her head.
Preston has Latoya.
(seems a rather foolish game with all the mirrors)
Nadia has Sandy
Nikki has David Ramsden (dunno who that is)
(Makosi has gone to get cakes)
And I think Preston and Nick have gone for a smoke so the whole game have fallen to shit.
Preston has Latoya.
(seems a rather foolish game with all the mirrors)
Nadia has Sandy
Nikki has David Ramsden (dunno who that is)
(Makosi has gone to get cakes)
And I think Preston and Nick have gone for a smoke so the whole game have fallen to shit.
Oops sorry for the above posts I wrote them in word pad and they dint copy right and I was rushing so I didnt tidy them up.
But no one is there anyway so it dont matter
They start with Chantelle (Nicky has gone to wash a plate)..its juts name on head game