he's pretty large

the Robot's are in charge of the house and sound remarkedly like Marcus Bently

they are Big Bro Bot

the HM's are to try to take control of the house back form the Robots..

the HM's will face head to head task and if they fail they will become assimilated and be robots themselves..

Josie doens't understand it all

MArio explains the robots are like the Borg.. they will be assimilated into the colelctective..

the robot is going on a loop saying Daaaaaaaaaaaaay 4 .. .Daaaaaaaaay 6. .Daaaaaaaaaaay 69... Daaaaaaaaaay 1010. . 10101010101. .

I think it's broked..

Now it's signing..

Corin looks worried. .but says it is amazing..  wonders how much it will cost. .says it looks like there is a real human inside of it

[well derrrrrrrrr  !!!!


Big Brobot wants the HM's to go to  the Bedroom immediately..

the Robot is now doing mimicry of voices.. says in an American accent 'what the hell
are you staring at'

Mario asks Titan if he is single

[any port in a storm eh? ]

the HM's are slow to obey Big BroBot so Titantells them they must obey and get to the bedroom fast. .he moves as if to chase them..

they all run in trying to avoid him..

it's funny tho cos tis defo Marcus doing the voice..  it's just been robotized..

as have the BB announcers voices too..

The robot leaves through an alcove in the BR, Josie and JJ climb in the Alcove, the BB robot tells them to go back
Ify says her and mario are the most excited about this task
mario says to Ben not to be funny but i don't want to be on your team, i actually really want to win this, Ben then asks him why he would say that, Ben says i've got know interested in robots, mario says thats my point
Ify, josie, keever and corin trying to work out what their task could be, Josie thinks it could be robot wars
Other HMS are ribbing Ben for trying to take JJ's hot water, they say he would take anything thats not nailed down, Ben says of course i would

josie says she had to neck a can of lager in the DR last night, she says if she had completed her task of nicking the shoes they all would have had booze
Steve says the robot is brilliant, dave talks about when he saw it before, it's singing the same songs, his kids loved it
Mario asking keever if she was scared of the robot, she says yes cause she knew it was looking at her, mario says he and Corin legged it when it started to move
Mario thinks it would be funny if BB anounces that the robot is now an official HM
The robot sand i'm too sexy for my hate to JJ, more talk of what the robot said
Mario thinks it would be funny if Shabby was controlling the robot
Mario saying he is going to try his hardest with this task, he is going to be so angry if he fails, he wants to take on the robot

for now the Robot seems to have gone back to his ship and the HM's are going about their morning routine of ablutions and brekkie

oops I should have refreshed first didn't know Aimee was there.. 

Morning Aimee

Mario telling Keever how he thinks he wants abducted by aliens when he was younger
BB robot tells them to change their batteries
The HMS have found mops and buckets in the store room that wasn't there before
nathan taking food out of the store room (looks like he's cooking again tonight)
Dave jokes that he thinks he is one of the hunky trio now he's lost some weight
the robot tells HMS to gather on the sofas, Ben says the voice is going to drive him nuts
Mario says they will have to wait cause he's shaving
Mario explaining to ben why he was getting angry with him

Morning Olly, i'm only here for another 10 mins  

Steve keeps shouting to Ben and Mario to hurry up shaving and get to the sofas, Ben says for gods sake
The hatch is open for instructions, mario reads it out in robot voice
The robot has took over the house, the HMS have got to take on the robots in seperate tasks
If the HMS defeat the robot they will win a luxury budget
When the alarm sounds a robot will come in the garden and chase them, if they touch them they will become robots, the doors to the house will lock so they can't can't get in

From DS:BB:

11:03	Big Brother orders the housemates to gather on the sofa for today's task
10:57	Mario confesses that he has been angry for no reason in the past few days, and apologies to Ben and Corin for his behaviour. He adds that he was frustrated with himself, rather than the other housemates.
10:54	Corin and Ife are in the kitchen washing up and performing other household tasks.
10:52	Dave and Mario laud their bodies while showering. Ben, who is also present, privately cringes.
10:51	Nathan is scouring the fridge for more breakfast, then starts singing and dancing in a flamboyant manner.
10:44	Mario tells Caoimhe that he will be "so angry" if he doesn't complete the 'robot' task.
10:37	Steve sprays himself all over with deodorant.
10:34	John James, Nathan jestfully berate Ben's "pail of water" rant.
10:32	Josie, Corin and Caiomhe are smoking in the garden discussing Robot Wars.
10:28	John James, David and Ife are in the kitchen preparing breakfast.
09:25	Nathan and Ife have awoken and wander around the bedroom.
09:13	All of the housemates remain soundly asleep.
08:59	There is brief movement in the bedroom but all the housemates remain asleep.
08:43	None of the housemates are awake yet.
08:27	Only Steve's light snoring can be heard in the bedroom.
08:09	All of the housemates are sleeping once more.
07:54	Nathan seems to be awake but is still lying in bed.
07:42	Steve's snoring has turned into heavy breathing.
07:36	All the housemates are still in bed. They are expected to wake in the next couple of hours.
07:08	Corin is sleeping with her hands behind her head.
06:45	All the housemates are asleep with Steve's snoring providing the acoustics to the bedroom.
06:16	Steve's snoring is getting progressively louder.
06:09	Steve has started to snore again in the bedroom. It sounds like one of the housemates is tossing and turning in bed.
05:48	All of the housemates are asleep in the bedroom.
05:02	The bedroom remains silent with Steve's snoring non-existent.

LUT Today, 11:09: Mario & Ben go back to the bathroom & Ben says he will be annoyed if someone has nicked his special pin that he uses to dig out ingrown hairs (but drama-crisis over as he finds his special pin)

Ben has returned to BR to continue shaving - how long does it take him to shave FGS?

Mario can't find his special pin - he uses it to dislodge ingrowing hairs on his face

At 11:12 Corin has lost her towel
Also Ben is rubbish at shaving says the DS:BB forum

11:13: Dave says he is off to the diary room to exercise his conjugal rights

11:15: Josie playing on her DS again

11:16: Josie is asked by Big Bro-bot to ensure that she wears her mic at all times.

Dave is waiting at the DR door in order to exercise his conjugal rights

11:20: Josie wants an hour with her electric toothbrush - she would lurve it she says
11:20: Cheeky Chappie just screamed "WOW - Corin"

Nearly as funny as Funtime Charlie

11:20: Nathan just screamed "Wow Corin!" and shocked Keeva (and me).

Keeva shakes her head and tuts

11:19: JJ joins the geek clan by making a mention to Gigantor

11:23: Corin is in the very echo-y bathroom

11:25:

11:26: Ben says the irony is that he he is appearing in front of millions of people he is looking his worst

Dave shut up about your wife. If you want her that much you would leave.
Dave tells JJ that he has been refused a go at his wife (to do with his conjugal rights I expect)

Josie goes back to bed

Hyper that is just the DS live feed ticker..

may as well just post a link to it rather than C&P'ing...  then people can read that at their leisure if no one is LUTting or they want a sterile update only .

11:31: Steve doesn't seem to be losing any weight in there

11:28: Josie dresses puts on full make up and goes back to bed sucking her thumb
Josie is in bed with her thumb as JJ is rummaging around the closet area
Dave has the horn
11:30: JJs jumper has seriously gone

Ben has just been using anti-bacterial wash

Dave going on about conjugal rights

11:34: Josie has risen from her pit and gone in the DR

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there is a heated discussion in the bedroom with Caoimhe and Josie, to some extent, rounding on Dave and his beliefs..

Dave is telling Josie that he knows people were tittle tattl9ng with half truths about his views on marrying gays and confusing them with his love of all people and if they had come and asked him rather than listen to the tittle tattle he would be happy to have explained.

Caoimhe is getting heated and asks him to answer one question

Dave is diverting around answering questions directly.. says people are generalising about born agains and that is what he doesn't like..

this follows on from Ben and Dave getting the arse with Mario or Steve maybe, who I think snapped at Dave earlier cos he was going on about conjugal rights .. I was only half listening but something set them off and Mario and Steve were in the sofa area with them before they went off into the bedroom to bitch..  [Edit: I think it may have been Caoimhe set them off]

Ben said how is it fair if one person expresses an anti homosexual opinion they are called a bigot but people are free to call Dave a whacko and are not called anything..

Dave is explaining the Marriage of gays things.. and trying to explain he is not condemning the people . . we've been around this before

Josie says look I am willing to listen and try to understand but you still refuse to answer one question that Caoimhe has asked you. .[dunno what is was there were SD or the cam moved away] they are saying they think he won;t give a straight answer in case it shows him in a bad light

Dave again says it's peoples interpretation of the bible and waffle waffle

Caoimhe is not a happy bunny and pushes him a lot in a very loud voice..talking about a little man in the sky and what ifs and .. waffle..

He tells her she has some issue with religion and is pushing them on him with her aggressive questioning and waffle..

[twas roughly something like that anyway]

Mario wanders into the kitchen to tell Nathan and Ife what the discussion is about..

ife tells another of her stories all abotu her and what happened with her and DAve when she went to ask what he really said...

Nathan is just happy he stopped listening to tittle tattle and was relaxed a eck of a lot more once he went to get to know people off his own back...

back to the bedroom after a long Sd break


Dave asks Caoimhe to please forgive the church for representing religion to her in the way it did which is what makes her so angry now

Caoimhe will NEVER forgive them..

Dave says that makes me so mad they made you feel like that

then goes on to tell them of all the people he and his followers transform with just a hug

Josie asks and you don't; even charge a quid for that

Dave cannot put himself in any box he is many pieces. .gawd my mind drifted off..

seems he has persuaded them somewhat or at least helped them understand where he is coming from as tis less heated now..

{wish I knew where he is coming from, it's all a load of twaddle to me.. and very contradictory.  ]

in the kitchen Ben tells Steve he loves Caoimhe but as she expects people to be tolerant of people and their lifestyles she shoudl also be tolerant of others and their beliefs

Steve is angry at Caoimhe cos she apparently started this all off and went in ranting at Dave. . [ooooooh ]  he's not happy with that sort of behaviour as he feels she purposely made that situation happen

Steve is missing home a bit

Ben is going to do something soon but is just having his boiled eggs first

think they want to go outside to see if the Chase robot comes out to play..

in the bedroom it seems to have calmed a bit now and Dave is explaining to Caoimhe that he felt people judged him because of his beliefs and that is why he was up all those weeks and now he thinks that as people have gotten to know him he wasn't up this week

Caoimeh and Josie tell him they believe the bible was written for story telling or morals for the people rather than the word of god but both sides agree to respect each others views

Ben is there now says that Political Correctness has brought abotu an anti balance or equality ..

and equality is a two way process and all the minority groups that wanted  and won respect shoudl also respect others too . and their  fight for their equality to live as they want as well. .

Dave is upset that he felt the tittle tattlers were running around to all and making him out to the public as a homophone..

Jsoie says we don't think you are a homophobes but the covno that started all this way back in the day wasn't clearly understood to those there never mind the tattlers..

Caoimhe si telling DAve to stop with the love stuff..  it can come across as fake and if you don't like someone tell them..  [waits for her to go tell Corin what she thinks about her  ]

anyway BB calls them to the  sofa's

the challenge is for one HM to take on TITAN in a  brutal battle of *huge pause* 







CARPET CLEANING 


Josie is going to do it..  she loves cleaning carpets.

Titan will have a Super Ssucker 4.0

the HM will have a dustpan and brush

there will be two squares

 the one who cleans up the most dirt  off their square wins...

I missed how long they had to clean for..

there is a robot mannequin thingy sitting on the sofa's too..

Josie and Caoimeh now in the kitchen

Caoimhe doesn't know what to think of him.. do you? she asks Josie

I can't hear her replies her mic seems bust

Caoimhe says he seems to think I have a problem with him but that's not the case [liar pants on fire]

Josie loves that people have faith.. even if she doesn't

Caoimhe says he just doesn't want to come across as bad tot he public but it is obvious he disagrees with homosexuality..

on the sofa's Dave is saying to Ben that  we don;t go out on the streets and condemn ANYONE..

Ben nods and says people should exercise equal tolerance to each other .. and people shoudl exercise discretion and not foist their views on others..

Dave checking with Ben about the convo and says it was about marriage wasn't it ? homosexuality wasn't mentioned. .[well it was in a  round abotu way when youw ere asked if you would marry a gay couple] this origianl convo was waaaaaaay back in week one..

Ben thinks marriage is the best way to bring up children but that doean't mean other lifestyles are wrong.. he just has his beliefs as do others..

Afternoon Olly   great as always to catch up stuff I've missed whilst working, thank you 

Josie goes to the task room

Titan is there

there are two square mats

Titan speaks to Josie in her own voice and she giggles..

then he mimics stern Bb


the klaxon sounds and Josie gets to it with her dustpan and brush

Titan has a dyson type vacuum ..

there are flashing neon lights..

titan interacts with Josie but tis Sound dipped as I think he may be singing..

he has nearly cleaned his square which looks like it has cereal all over it. .

josie is doing well but can't keep up with the vacuum

there is awful sound affect noises in the back ground  hurting my ears

Titan finishes first..

Tells HM's their attempts are pathetic. .they cannot win

Big BroBot tells Josie she is now a Robot

Titan laughs manically and it is very scary ..

Josie laughs at him and he starts to chase her. .she screams..

Josie now has her Robot outfit

it is like a Blue peter home made robot with square boxes stuck together and air conditioning duct coils  for legs and arms

Josie struggles into the costume and titan laughs

it is really loud and really scary

Josie and Titan say Affirmative to each other

one is Bristolian and the other is in Marcus Bentlys voice made a tad robotic..

Josie goes out and tells the others the Robot was Maggot..

they say Maggot?

Affirmative she say..

{now I am confused ]

ello gel

Titan is hilarious and scary at the same time..

Jj is laughing at Josie in her outfit.. 

it looks like an amateur mad it . .two cardboard boxes.. cover with foil

Josie has to say Affirmative and negative and one other word that I forgot..  but that'sa ll the robot speak she has to do..

Jj is trying to eat his lunch but can;t cos Josie is giggling and making him laugh..

oh I get it  now..

she had to vacuum up maggots and worms and stuff.. ..

the robot wasn't Maggot..  

Sofa Area

Ben is eating an apple that he has sliced up and placed on a small palte.. and telling Mario non of his friends on the outside world say some of the things Mario says to him.

Mario says but you came out with an apple and didn't offer any of it around

Ben says I did, I offered some to Dave

Mario but not to me

Ben -  well Dave expressed and interest in it earlier

Mario looks pee'd off

Ben just munches blissfully on his apple..

in the background Dave still talks religion *mutes headphone*

Ben then asks Mario  [his all things BB knowledge person] if he thinks BB will reimburse him for his Polo Shirt that has green gunk on it..

Mario says no you bring things in at your own risk

am off for a bit. .need some lunch and tis my turn to dust today..

did it all ass about, cos I vacuumed yesterday

laters

ben and Dave talking about mario in the nest, Ben calls mario, Kenny Everett, he say sometimes it's like talking to jackie Collins
Dave agrees with Ben to a certain point, he thinks Mario changes his accent all the time
Ben say's sometimes he finds him boring, all because i didn't offer him any apple, he asks Dave if he thinks it was rude of him, Dave says No but you did offer me some and not him, Corin arrives and Ben starts telling her the same sorry
Dave shouts to the camera man to get some cough syrup cause they can hear him

Ben has moved to his next reception room [-the nest]  and plans to meet Dave there when he's ready

Dave turns up and Ben proceeds to bitch about Mario.

says he is weird..

Tells Dave about the apple and him not offering any to Mario

he thinks it is weird that Mario got annoyed at him

[for a gentleman he seems to use his 'manners' in a  very selective way. .offer to all or none at all ]

Ben believes he is not an unbalanced person what is wrong with all these people he asks..

I mean turning on your friend for not offering a piece of apple to them

and he's so happy at the  Robot task which Ben is not enamoured off

Ben tells Dave that outside I would be friends with you because you bring fun and life to the party 

then you get Kenny Everett there and his moods....

Taking things out on Ben because he hasn't returned his advances


Ben lists all his faults in an almost proud way.. opinion..

Ben then asks Dave to tell him honestly if Ben was wrong not to offer Mario a piece of apple

Dave tells him no [how Christian of ya Dave]

[wonders which box of Bens 'Friends with Benefits' Dave fits into. .... strikes me he only has friends who give him something he needs and they never cross worlds [his words as he explained before abottu his different groups of mates] so he moves to whichever lot has what he needs at the time. .not a lot of him giving back tho   ]

Ben doesn't mean to be horrible  BUT. .Mario is boring isn't he

says how can he be proud to call himself a Trophy. .

says I don;t think he is a very nice person in real life. .anybody who goes around bragging about all these rich people that buy him presents has to be a bit shallow..

Dave wanders of topic and talks about the save yourself tasks..

Dave asks Ben who will go

Ben says I think maybe Nathan but even tho I am closer to JJ I would rather Nathan stayed as he's not as volatile..

Corin joins them

cue Corrie talk..

oh no not yet..  Ben whispers to her they were having a laugh about Mario getting he  hump

Corin isn't listening cos she is shouting to the cameramen

Ben now has her attention and does a Mario voice and tells her that  he said to Ben that as the week goes on Mario told him he likes him less and less and will hate him by the end of it. .all because of the apple

Dave tells him his Mario impression is rubbish he sounds more like Woody Allen than Mario..

ah ha now we go to the   Corrie talk..  as Ben fills DAve in with Corin 's Corrie updates.. and the camera move back to the Living area where not a lot is going on..

oh you're back now Aimee. .I'll love ya and leave ya ..

need food and household chores are calling..

Josie worries that she has failed her task already as she isn't saying the write words
JJ gets josie a pillow for her neck, her costume is hurting her
BB robot tells Josie to clear the fire exit from clothes, she's having trouble bending down in her costume
Mario calls Ben a rusty knight in armour, not a shiny one
All the HMS come in from the garden (i think they think the robots coming)
Mario says Ben has voluntered to do it (think he means the nect task) Mario thinks he will look funny in a robot costume
JJ seems to be on garden watch
Josie says she would love to pop down the shops, she's starting to miss things now, she talks to her friends at least 2 or 3 times a day, she talks to them for about 3 hrs a day, that's why she hasn't got time to go to the gym
Josie's friends thought she would be kicked out in the first week

Mario as asked BB if he can have a dance off with the robot, Ben says you are a good dancer Mario
Corin has asks Ben to walk around the garden with her to see if the robot comes out, Ben asks Dave to come as well, Mario says oh what you do for love Ben, your doing something for someone else for a change (mario is very annoying)
Josie talking about the woman who got her face ripped off again
Dave asking Nathan when the food will be done, Nathan says he will punch him if he asks him again, he says Ben is a thief, Dave is a pig


Corin telling Ben to squeeze her arm as hard as he can
They seem to be trying to tempt the robot out
Corin thinks it's funny that her and ben are going out in the garden, she says no-one thought he would
Dave calling the robot yellow belly, out it comes, it's chasing the HMs round the gadren, they are all screaming and shouting, it's gone back in, Corin says she is knackered
Steve shouting for them to send the robot out again

Steve says whoever is driving the robot is very good
They've decided it's best to hide behind the mangle as the robot can't get to them there
JJ says Ben went off the grass and thats not allowed, Ben asks if Mario has said that, JJ says yes, Ben groans
Mario says he got locked in so he couldn't play
Mario tells Corin she dodged it so many times, she says it's like road runner
JJ thinks Ben will be the next robot
Dave tells keever he's joined the smokers group so people will like him (he's joking)
Talk of how often the robot will come out
Ben whispering to Keever about Mario and his rule talking

thanks lut - ers,xxx.

JJ thinks Corin and Ben will be robot's next as they broke the rules
Mario telling Corin the rules of what she can and can't say when she's a robot
Josie telling Mario she had to hoover up dead moths and maggots
Mario asks if she was freaked out to be in a room alone with the robot, she says yes
Mario tells JJ his robot wife is suffering in her costume, Josie says he has been looking after her
JJ telling Josie How Ben was pouncing about rather than running from the robot
Mario says he realised yesterday that he's not so close to Ben anymore, he realises he was thinking ben was so like his love interest on the outside that he put all his feelings into it and than realised they wasn't the same, ben was his own person
Josie says what if BB give you and Ben a romantic meal, Mario says he wouldn't go on it
Josie says she is always laughing on the outside but she's not laughing in here, Keever says it's the same for me
Ify pipes up that she's been lying on the floor for an hour and no-one has noticed, Mario says, oh it's all about you, we haven't  spoken about you for an hour
Corin is called to the robot room

Ben telling JJ about Mario now (he's nearly told the whole house now)
Corin is in her robot costume, she would have preferred a catsuit but she's loving it, it's got boobs and eyes, she says i am a robot
Josie says corins costume is nicer than hers


just going to get my wheelie bin in before someone nicks it  brb

(imo Mario is jealous of Ben and Corins friendship)
JJ and josie laying in bed together, Josie says she would still love him if he didn't look like beckham

JJ and Mario wanted Ben to be a robot

JJ says it was funny watching Ben feeding Corin soup

josie asking JJ what food he actually likes, he says take aways and cheese sandwhichs, Josie says he reminds her of Joey off friends

Mario gives Josie some of his chocolate