They are going through the bottom of the tombola barrel now (I was a bit distracted by Alex) and Josie is once again saying she wants out and doesnt want to have to stay in for UBB.
She is happy to do it, just wants out for a bit first.
JJ thinks they have moved the furniture...or something. I dunno.
that bit being JJ 
Z.
Z.
Mawio has spotted a full moon.
He says that this is symbolic of our ending and our beginning.
He says that this is symbolic of our ending and our beginning.
Dave is drinking out of the milk carton.
I wouldnt like that.
I wouldnt like that.
They want the doors open they are hot and want to be in the garden.
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I was a bit distracted by Alex
anyone can be forgiven for that 
JJ said 'that is my fave JLS track' and now they ask him about his JLS friends and he says he doesnt want to talk about it and he has 6 friends and his JLS friend is one of them and it is ded weird and (I dont know what JLS is) oh they said X Factory and well he doesnt want to talk about it as he talks about it some more.
None of the fellas no who they are either Tho Andrew just said ' so they are massive'....
Mawio knows what it is like having friends in the limelight
He was at the X factor final sittng next to Max Clifford and Jerry Springer. Who is very good looking in real life. And Maria Carey does it now. And Sam gave the JLS away. And how do we defrost this?
None of the fellas no who they are either
Tho Andrew just said ' so they are massive'....Mawio knows what it is like having friends in the limelight
He was at the X factor final sittng next to Max Clifford and Jerry Springer. Who is very good looking in real life. And Maria Carey does it now. And Sam gave the JLS away. And how do we defrost this?
Shower noises.
The blokes were going on about families the morra night and then Dave called to DR and Mawio thinking of the people who he asked to come down etc etc how cool if all out friend meets wahwahwah and Mawio started picking at his arm and he might have mutilated a mole and he didnt have a TB scar there and made his own. He thinks he ought to see a doctor.
All the guys are sure Josie has won...and well I was distracted but they are going to have ap private FB group for all 21 of them and then they will stay in touch etc etc
Josie likes older women and therefore will get on with JJs mum who he thinks is 44.
Dave thinks there is going to be a massive shock, even though they think Josie will win. And now they are talking about last year saying Sophie was the fave but then so were Charlie and Seabass (?) Dave keeps saying that people have to vote but oh they might not...and JJ saying that Dave should win coz of the money but Dav says she will win but there could be a shock and Dave thinks JLS fans will vote for JJ and John James has gone so the girly vote is up and JJ is happy to win if he gets to go to UBB but he would rather Dave has the money to do good blahblahblah
Dave tells JJ he spent time with everyone after Dave tells him he only spent time with John James. Dave tells JJ that he is lucky to still be there.
They are in some sort of shed thing..having a dull pre last night conversation and they all seem a bit obsessed with winning.
Though they have stopped talking about the shock since Josie came in.
Though they have stopped talking about the shock since Josie came in.
They wonder if anyone will get booed. Mawio says they dont get booed in the final week coz they have all been picked by the public to stay there (type of thing).
Nah they all think they wont be booed, oh but Dave worrieds there may be a percentage of boos.Mario says even if they do boo they wont take anything away from him.
Gawd
Gawd
Mawio says who are the crowd to judge us, they dont know us.
Josie says that they do.
Now they speculate about the cheers ppl who went last week got and more whingy about not getting booed (we so dont deserve it go us etc etc)
Josie says that they do.
Now they speculate about the cheers ppl who went last week got and more whingy about not getting booed (we so dont deserve it go us etc etc)
Josie was worrying her mum might not come and then a load of sound dips.
There was just some talk of being 'one of the million people who has that disease that makes them stink of fish'. ?
and now Mawio has gone to the DR and Josie is playing with the tombola
and now she gone to brush her teeth
Back in the shed they are still talking about who will win and they all thimk Josie..but but but shes not there so they but...
Dave says its massive to get to the final. JJ moaning on about not being in at the at the start.
Dave says its massive to get to the final. JJ moaning on about not being in at the at the start.
They are talking about someone who walked and got a hat on BBLB.
Dave wonders about the watershed with BBLB. They say they still ask stuff but on Big Mouth after the watershed they will ask more stuff.
Dave is looking forward to go home.
JJ thinks that only the winner might have to do stuff for BBLB so that Dave will be able to go home.
Dave is looking forward to go home.
JJ thinks that only the winner might have to do stuff for BBLB so that Dave will be able to go home.
Josie asks Mawio about how he makes money to get his stuff and he says he has all these wealthy friends who take him to art galleries and all sorts of stuff, they always pay his way. Josie asks if he sleeps with them, he says no way they just like my company as a friend. Josie says you go for rich older men then and he says no...bit of a dip...but he likes power, ambition and success and they go hand in hand.
I have deja vu sure I heard all that before one time. Maybe a dream.
I have deja vu
sure I heard all that before one time. Maybe a dream.
Mawio is telling Josie about some very cultured fella he likes into opera etc that he hopes will still be available after his bad break up.
He has battled all his demons now and is ready to back to his life.
Josie says 'I bet Gareths missing you?' Mario says 'Who?' Josie says 'Your flat mate'.
He hope he ll be there tomorrow (even tho he didne know who he was)
Josie asks if Mawios ex bought him the BB chair. He says yes but for both of us. Mawio says they share it. Josie asks a bit more and he changes the subject and oh BB moves to Dave talking about his wife in the shed thing.
He has battled all his demons now and is ready to back to his life.
Josie says 'I bet Gareths missing you?' Mario says 'Who?' Josie says 'Your flat mate'.
He hope he ll be there tomorrow (even tho he didne know who he was
)Josie asks if Mawios ex bought him the BB chair. He says yes but for both of us. Mawio says they share it. Josie asks a bit more and he changes the subject and oh BB moves to Dave talking about his wife in the shed thing.
Dave promises to keep in touch with Andrew but then he says he might not have time to stay in touch and but well he doesnt know about clubbing the wrap party and well thats different but going out in London and getting hammered and drinking hammered and well Dave doesnt like that and Andrew well a nice cocktail bar with big chairs and and
To JJ talking about commitment. And how he needs to now make himself happy and not have a gf as a distraction and not stop doing things because of that and blahblahblah
In the little shed thing Dave is worried that he might do something with one of the girls that might upset his wife?
In the main bit Mawio is wondering how many of his friends he will have in his bed tomorrow.
Josie is clearing up the table.
All gone tweety
In the main bit Mawio is wondering how many of his friends he will have in his bed tomorrow.
Josie is clearing up the table.
All gone tweety
They are wondering when BB will put the frosting on the shower.
JJ and Mawio discuss how hard it will be to regain their six packs.
Josie has gone to bed.
JJ and Mawio discuss how hard it will be to regain their six packs.
Josie has gone to bed.
They are talking in the shed thing about some nomination scenario that I dont know about 
Mario wants a great big tattoo.
Ollys wish from pages ago comes true
welcome back for the finale Angel
Queen of the LUT
welcome back for the finale Angel
Queen of the LUT
Dave has gone to the bed.
Leaving Mawio and Andrew to repeat the conversation he was having with just before (when Andrew was there).
Leaving Mawio and Andrew to repeat the conversation he was having with just before (when Andrew was there).
Hello Mrs H I shouldnt...
I dont know these HMs..but I needed a practice in case I want to be here after tomorrow (even tho I have loads work to do and shouldnt!)
Dave is snuggled up to Josie and calls her ' a bag of fun' and tells her not to lose too much weight'
I shouldnt... I dont know these HMs..but I needed a practice in case I want to be here after tomorrow (even tho I have loads work to do and shouldnt!)Dave is snuggled up to Josie and calls her ' a bag of fun' and tells her not to lose too much weight'
Andrew muffles into his pillow about wanting to keep in touch with Mawio. Mawio says the first chance he gets he'll come to Oxford to introduce Andrew to 'Luke his gay counterpart'.
In the bedroom Josie asks JJ and Dave what time will the eviction be.
Josie wants to go out first.
In the shed Mawio and Andrew are talking about astrology
Josie wants to go out first.
In the shed Mawio and Andrew are talking about astrology
Look like remaining boys heading for bed.
They checked the time on the cooker on the way to teeth brush land
They checked the time on the cooker on the way to teeth brush land
In bed they are discussing nominations to do with mud?
Dave says That Mole is a sneaky so and so,
ANd Mawio and Andrew are brushing their teeth.
Lots of talk of 'lock down'...
ANd Mawio and Andrew are brushing their teeth.
Lots of talk of 'lock down'...
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Dave is snuggled up to Josie and calls her ' a bag of fun' and tells her not to lose too much weight'
Oh God! That's sickening. 
Dave is asking Andrew to do his party trick..'do something that shows your fake'...'do something that shows your untrustworthy'..'do something unforgetable'
He didnt do anything.
Someone went to the toilet.
The in bed conversation is about JJ getting an erection during his leg wax and the fact he gets one 3 times again.
He worries it will be on camera. I dont watch it...anyone? (I know no one is reading so just making myself feel better).
He worries it will be on camera. I dont watch it...anyone? (I know no one is reading so just making myself feel better).
Dave says Tom Jones is voting for her him, the Wurzels for Josie and JLS for JJ.
He asks Mawio for a 'famous gay', suggests Elton John.
Josie suggest Carol Vordeman routing for Andrew.
He asks Mawio for a 'famous gay', suggests Elton John.
Josie suggest Carol Vordeman routing for Andrew.
All gone all quiet.
Well I dont know if anyone read it but that was the last night of BB11
I havent watched a second of the show up until tonight. I dont know if I missed anything or not
Theyve woke up now I said I was off, they are so excited by the frosting of the shower she they ll be able to shower naked and one of them farted and Josie wonders if Andrew and Mawio are wanking each other off.
I havent watched a second of the show up until tonight. I dont know if I missed anything or not
Theyve woke up now I said I was off, they are so excited by the frosting of the shower she they ll be able to shower naked and one of them farted and Josie wonders if Andrew and Mawio are wanking each other off.
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Well I dont know if anyone read it but that was the last night of BB11 I havent watched a second of the show up until tonight. I dont know if I missed anything or not
I did Angel. I don't have Live Feed so I don't know if you missed anything either, but I reckon you've done a good job considering that you haven't watched any of it up to now.
They arent at the minute and I dont know of they usually start but I am having a sneezing fit so I got to, at the moment both sets of hands are above the covers, there was whispering, but I dunno if thats normal or not.
Night night maybe see you again.
Night night maybe see you again.
Thanks fluffs xxx
They ve changed the camera angle to try make it look like andrew and mawio are having a snog, but they arent as far as I could tell.
Right going sneezing to death
They ve changed the camera angle to try make it look like andrew and mawio are having a snog, but they arent as far as I could tell.
Right going sneezing to death
isnt dave orrible
thanks angel, good to see you back,x.
wooooo *pompoms* good to see you back Angel
Meant I didn't have to go look at the DS ticker feed for an overnight catch up this morning.. Yay!
you did well considering you hadn't a clue who was who
ps the 'shed' is a nest in the garden and BB frosted the shower glass yesterday in preparation for the 'celebs' going in tonight
*gets comfy chair in corner ready for UBB Angel LUT *
Meant I didn't have to go look at the DS ticker feed for an overnight catch up this morning.. Yay!
you did well considering you hadn't a clue who was who
ps the 'shed' is a nest in the garden and BB frosted the shower glass yesterday in preparation for the 'celebs' going in tonight
*gets comfy chair in corner ready for UBB Angel LUT *
I couldnt think of what else to call it, shed seemed appropriate
I just switched on and there is a continuation of last nights conversation about what will happen with UBB and if they will be allowed out tonight if they win.
Josie doesnt want to stay in for UBB, she needs to get out and see people etc.
If Mawio wins he says he will stay in and do it but he will demand that they let him see his mates in the DR for 10 minutes.
Josie thinks she wont win so it's all academic.
Now they are talking about the furniture like they did last night.
Josie doesnt want to stay in for UBB, she needs to get out and see people etc.
If Mawio wins he says he will stay in and do it but he will demand that they let him see his mates in the DR for 10 minutes.
Josie thinks she wont win so it's all academic.
Now they are talking about the furniture like they did last night.
JJ and Josie are arguing about if she will win or not and she thinks that if things have come out about her then she hasnt a hope if winning.
Dave speculates on the number of Welsh people who might support him, only those in the South East.
Dave asks Josie if she has been lying like a dog all the time in the house, she says she hasnt, he says then that means she's won.
Josie wishes they would stop saying it.
Dave is bemoaning his lack of clothes now, he hasnt got anything to wear tonight
Dave speculates on the number of Welsh people who might support him, only those in the South East.
Dave asks Josie if she has been lying like a dog all the time in the house, she says she hasnt, he says then that means she's won.
Josie wishes they would stop saying it.
Dave is bemoaning his lack of clothes now, he hasnt got anything to wear tonight
Josie seriously doenst want to win she just wants to see her friends and family.
Does she alywas suck her thumb like that? Ew.
Does she alywas suck her thumb like that? Ew.
Someone is misquoting Star Wars but I dunno which one.
Josie wonders of they will bring John James back if they are having the most influential HMs. Andrew doesnt think so, he says they asked the winners first and then asked others (and then asked who would do it for free).
Half of them think that the UBB will start tonight because BB is cleaning the sofa but someone thinks that C4 would rather have 2 lots of big ratings.
Speculate speculate speculate.
Josie wonders of they will bring John James back if they are having the most influential HMs. Andrew doesnt think so, he says they asked the winners first and then asked others (and then asked who would do it for free).
Half of them think that the UBB will start tonight because BB is cleaning the sofa but someone thinks that C4 would rather have 2 lots of big ratings.
Speculate speculate speculate.
Josie says the a hundred grand would be nice but she wants to see her friends and family.
Josie asks Dave what he would do if he wins and he is asked to stay in. He says it isnt going to happen, ie he isnt going to win, but he would stay on as he signed the contract, but he'd rather leave and have a few days out.
Dave is sure that it isnt happening tonight as they are 2 huge separate programs and it would be on the tv for hours and blah blah blah Big Mouth Press conference etc
Josie asks Dave what he would do if he wins and he is asked to stay in. He says it isnt going to happen, ie he isnt going to win, but he would stay on as he signed the contract, but he'd rather leave and have a few days out.
Dave is sure that it isnt happening tonight as they are 2 huge separate programs and it would be on the tv for hours and blah blah blah Big Mouth Press conference etc
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Does she alywas suck her thumb like that?
yup she's also wearing the clothes she had on last night and slept in as well
she's a bit of a mingy mare really
*goes back to comfy chair in corner and waits til Angel discovers Josies amazing Nose hoovering talents , hers and anybody else's in the vicinity
*
JJ is being logical. He wonders why they have done the frosting and cleaning and stuff today if UBB isnt going to start. Andrew speculates that they are cleaning it for BBLB interview.
One of them says lets wait and see what happens. Yes, please do. You are all pissing me off now.
But of course they dont blah blah speculate blah.
One of them says lets wait and see what happens. Yes, please do. You are all pissing me off now.
But of course they dont blah blah speculate blah.
Ew Olls I will have to switch it off I hate snot.
I will have to switch it off I hate snot.
you'd have been switching off constantly when the house was full. .twas either snot or spot gloop constantly. .
Mawio is putting his head in a plastic bag.
He's telling the others about Pete Burns and his gorilla coat. He is the HM he would like do UBB with.
He's telling the others about Pete Burns and his gorilla coat. He is the HM he would like do UBB with.
Any serial exercisers?
She's picking her arm now and they are talking about celebrity infidelity.
Dave understands the weakness of human flesh when away from your partner and how easy it is to fall in love with another person.
Josie says you should break up with partner if that happens but Dave says it isnt that easy (sound dips), it makes Josies blood boil.
Josie says you should break up with partner if that happens but Dave says it isnt that easy (sound dips), it makes Josies blood boil.
They are discussing Tiger Woods now (how topical his divorce went through today).
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Any serial exercisers?
Dave the pretendy Monk who buys wheelchairs off ebay to con people into his 'ministry' was an exerciser.. until the last few weeks.. now he's piling the pounds back on again.. 
but he was exercising around the time of the constant camera watch on Josie and the Aussie under the Duvet so that's all we really saw.. I think I'd have preferred the exercising tbh
Dave and Mawio are discussing packing. Mawio wants everything as tidy as possible so that he can transfer it from one suitcase to the other with ease. Dave suggests that 'they' might do that for them but Mawio would rather do it himself so that he knows where everything is. He is a fella after my own heart as he intends to iron every item of clothing as soon as he gets home.
He is started saying that BB is the best experience of his life, after being born, the logic being that if he hadnt been born he wouldnt have experienced anything.
He is started saying that BB is the best experience of his life, after being born, the logic being that if he hadnt been born he wouldnt have experienced anything.
That Dave hasnt mentioned his god once the whole time I have been watching (all 5 hours )
)
Think they have all gone back to bed.
I am going to put the washing in and make some lunch.
I am going to put the washing in and make some lunch.
thanks for you work Angel. .enjoy your lunch
I'm off to ponder strimming the garden or not..
I'm off to ponder strimming the garden or not..
I am actually justifying an archaeological excavation at Eden Valley at the moment and am not here listening to Mawio and Andrew in bed together talking about Mawio's Dolce and Gabbana (sp) shoes.
Josie just squirted Dave all over with shaving foam (or something like that), he's took his shirt off to clean himself up but doenst know it's all over the back of his head.
Josie said that JohnJames may have run off with some other Sheila by now.
Mawio asks if a Sheila is a female kangaroo.
Mawio asks if a Sheila is a female kangaroo.
Are Mawio and Andrew having a 'thing'? They were holding hands just before.
Andrew was explaining how BBLB will interview them in the house after the show. Josie says will the cameras be on?
But now he and Mawio are talking about their favourite Pokemon or something?
I am going to write my next section up back later
I am going to write my next section up back later
The Hm's have been locked in the BR for 2 hrs while the ktchen and Bathroom have been cleaned, the camera has been taken down in the toilet, the BR is now being cleaned, the Hm's now realise that UBB is starting to tonight, Josie tell's JJ that she doesn't want to stay in
The hm's are being called to the DR one by one
Dave says he is glad he won't be the one staying in tonight, Josie say's she wants to go now she knows it's the last day she can't wait, she doesn't want to stay as she wants to see her friends and family
Dave tell's mario he thinks he has a good chance of winning if the lesbians and gays can be bothered to pick up the phone
mario thinks it would be funny if Andrew won it as he was marked the most forgetable on the board task
JJ thinks it's sad it's the last day, he doesn't want to leave
Mario talking about the sofa area, it's were all the arguements occured and evictions, he remembers where he sat on the first night dressed as a mole
The hm's are being called to the DR one by one
Dave says he is glad he won't be the one staying in tonight, Josie say's she wants to go now she knows it's the last day she can't wait, she doesn't want to stay as she wants to see her friends and family
Dave tell's mario he thinks he has a good chance of winning if the lesbians and gays can be bothered to pick up the phone
mario thinks it would be funny if Andrew won it as he was marked the most forgetable on the board task
JJ thinks it's sad it's the last day, he doesn't want to leave
Mario talking about the sofa area, it's were all the arguements occured and evictions, he remembers where he sat on the first night dressed as a mole
Dave talking to Andrew he says it's such a shock (think he means the new show starting tonight) BB has told him it all starts at 8pm
Josie is in the bath, she has to get out as BB have called her to the DR
JJ and Dave pacing the LR floor
Dave and Mario talking about the good times they've had in the house, Dave say's Ben was in shock the first couple of hours in the house cause he was boo'd
Dave says Nathan became the boss from the first night
Mario says the house seemed huge on the first day, bob righter spoke to them that night as well
Dave talking about when Mario came in and fell down the stairs, he knew he was the mole staright away but he was told to back off by nathan and John cause they thought he was getting upset, they talk about the task mario had when he had the earpiece in
Mario teelling them that the TOT was giving him the answers throughout that task
Josie still in the DR
JJ and Andrew asking mario and Dave about the first night in the house, mario say's they were locked in the LR for the first couple of hours
mario stroking the parrot
Hm's put their cases in the store room and collect their lunch, they've got sandwhichs, fruit and crisps and drinks
Josie shouts from the Bathroom to get her some lunch
dave has a bad feeling about tonight, he thinks it's just cause he knows he's going out tonight
Dave ask's mario for a massage, he's a good boy
Dave, JJ and Andrew get called to the Dr together, Dave say's this is strange
Mario want's BB to hurry up and call him in
Josie eats her lunch while in the bath
Mario explains to joise why he nominated her, she says she don't care, he says it was never personal, he didn't do it for her to go
mario tell's Josie he thinks she has the best chance of winning but he thinks Andrew is the under dog, he thinks it's between them 2
mario talking about eviction percentages, it's sometimes very close between first and second place
Mario can't wait to see his friends and turn on his mobile
josie can't wait to see her firends, family on john, mario say's and johns mum, she laughs
mario says 7 more hrs and it will all start, he wonders if they will play the crowd noise
Josie still in the DR
JJ and Andrew asking mario and Dave about the first night in the house, mario say's they were locked in the LR for the first couple of hours
mario stroking the parrot
Hm's put their cases in the store room and collect their lunch, they've got sandwhichs, fruit and crisps and drinks
Josie shouts from the Bathroom to get her some lunch
dave has a bad feeling about tonight, he thinks it's just cause he knows he's going out tonight
Dave ask's mario for a massage, he's a good boy
Dave, JJ and Andrew get called to the Dr together, Dave say's this is strange
Mario want's BB to hurry up and call him in
Josie eats her lunch while in the bath
Mario explains to joise why he nominated her, she says she don't care, he says it was never personal, he didn't do it for her to go
mario tell's Josie he thinks she has the best chance of winning but he thinks Andrew is the under dog, he thinks it's between them 2
mario talking about eviction percentages, it's sometimes very close between first and second place
Mario can't wait to see his friends and turn on his mobile
josie can't wait to see her firends, family on john, mario say's and johns mum, she laughs
mario says 7 more hrs and it will all start, he wonders if they will play the crowd noise
Josie say's she's never had a sandwhich in the bath before and burps, she quite likes it
mario says he's only had 2 baths while he's been in the house
Mario and Josie talk about Lee Stafford they both think he's a really top bloke, Mario says it's a shame he's straight
Josie is going to use the products tonight that he gave her
mario says he's only had 2 baths while he's been in the house
Mario and Josie talk about Lee Stafford they both think he's a really top bloke, Mario says it's a shame he's straight
Josie is going to use the products tonight that he gave her
I dislike Dave with a passion....and everything he does and says just increases the loathing.
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I dislike Dave with a passion....and everything he does and says just increases the loathing.
I think he is my favourite He seems like a bit of a git. The rest of them dont seem to have anything about them (but remember I have only watched this since last night and know nowt of what has gone on before).
They are ded worried about how much airtime they are going to get in light of UBB starting tonight, worried they wont be discussed on BBBM, worried the HL show tomorrow will be UBB and not them.
JJ is explaining that the editing this year is very different to previous years.
Is it?
JJ is explaining that the editing this year is very different to previous years.
Is it?
Mawio and Josie got called to the DR and JJ has decided this means that they are the runner up and the winner.
Dave is asking JJ about Steve's popularity and he claims not to have watched much BB, he thinks Sam Peper watched everything and went on all the websites. JJ reckons he inly watched BBLB.
Dave is asking JJ about Steve's popularity and he claims not to have watched much BB, he thinks Sam Peper watched everything and went on all the websites. JJ reckons he inly watched BBLB.
Dave wants to know what is shown on BBLB and now they are going on about Sam and how he knew everything and JJ didnt even go on a website but Sam did. Dave says that Sam was wrong about John as he said he would be in the final.
Mawio and Josie come out the DR and they think they were talking to George Lamb as it was a BB they hadnt heard before. The other's start to interrogate them.
Mawio says the BB told him not to get naked. Dave is not teling Mawio that BB told him that the first eviction will take place in about an hour.
Mawio and Josie come out the DR and they think they were talking to George Lamb as it was a BB they hadnt heard before. The other's start to interrogate them.
Mawio says the BB told him not to get naked. Dave is not teling Mawio that BB told him that the first eviction will take place in about an hour.
Mawio is expecting to be first out but insists this is ok as the soner you are out the sooner you see your friends.
Mawio wonders why he always fancies married men,
Josie is parading round in a towel with wet hair.
And they are allowed back in the bedrooms and they have to take all the cases to the store room.
And BB have taken away all the bed covers.
Mawio wonders why he always fancies married men,
Josie is parading round in a towel with wet hair.
And they are allowed back in the bedrooms and they have to take all the cases to the store room.
And BB have taken away all the bed covers.
Josie remembers just in time to get a pair of knickers out the case before it goes to the store room.
Beds have no duvets but they now have silk sheets on them.
Went and wrote up my Aims and Objectives while they were all discussing the prize money, Josie says she has promised so many people so much that she would be better off if one of the others wins and gives her ÂĢ1000. Dave is taken with this idea. Then the talk about Alex Reid and how cool he is and then a plane goes over and Mawio says it is a private jet and Dave thinks it must be Tom Jones coming to see him.
Crowd noise is being played into the house, Dave wonders if it's BBLB, JJ agrees that it could be an extended programme today but then changes his mind and thinks it could be a rehersal outside, Andrew can hear noises through the wall as he waits for BB to let him into the dr
Mario is worried cause everyone else has had a chat with BB he feels left out
Mario is worried cause everyone else has had a chat with BB he feels left out
Hello Aimee
All I can hear now is Mawio snoring.
All I can hear now is Mawio snoring.
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(but remember I have only watched this since last night and know nowt of what has gone on before).
'Soakay Angel, I'll not hold it against you. BTW....'Seabass' that you heard someone mention is actually Siavash - a HM from the last series. Iranian chappie.
Ooops sorry I never watched it last year either
There's an extreme close up of JJ's eye right now.
Still, it's better than looking at his outfit.
They've got 20 minutes before they have to gather on the sofas.
Still, it's better than looking at his outfit.
They've got 20 minutes before they have to gather on the sofas.
Josie is wearing a rainbow coloured maxi dress and has just gone into the bathroom leaving the fellas to speculate about her winning and staying in another 2 weeks.
Dave is nervous about what is waiting outside
They are expecting the first eviction at ten past 8.
Dave wants to know if being in the final is a big deal. He asks Josie if she is a BB fan and she says yes but she didnt watch it last year coz she was having a bad time.
Dave tells Josie that if she doesnt win tonight he is very sorry as she deserves it and whoever wins instead would be embarrassed because it obviously meant that people thought Josie was going to win and so didnt bother voting.
Josie isnt bothered about winning, although ÂĢ100 grand would be nice though she has promised it all away. She then says she thinks the government will have done something about Steve's leg and Dave agrees that 'Channel 4 will have sorted it',
Dave is nervous about what is waiting outside
They are expecting the first eviction at ten past 8.
Dave wants to know if being in the final is a big deal. He asks Josie if she is a BB fan and she says yes but she didnt watch it last year coz she was having a bad time.
Dave tells Josie that if she doesnt win tonight he is very sorry as she deserves it and whoever wins instead would be embarrassed because it obviously meant that people thought Josie was going to win and so didnt bother voting.
Josie isnt bothered about winning, although ÂĢ100 grand would be nice though she has promised it all away. She then says she thinks the government will have done something about Steve's leg and Dave agrees that 'Channel 4 will have sorted it',
The picture has gone with a message saying it will resume after the C4 show, but I can still hear them? Is that normal?
Oh now it's just tweeting *watches end of Coast*
Here we go with Ultimate Big Brother.
Josie is the first one back in.
Josie is the first one back in.
And straight into the champagne.
And after the adverts the 'ultimate' ones are in.
And after the adverts the 'ultimate' ones are in.
Omogod it's Chantelle.
Omogod omogod omogod.
Omogod omogod omogod.
ha ha I wondered where you had got too ... omogod indeed
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... omogod indeed Z.
Chanelle congratulates Josie has she enters the house...and here is Preston (ready for them to fall in love all over again and get a nice pay off )
)
I wasnt sure where else to go!
Preston congratulate Josie, and then he and Chantelle pretend they didnt know each other were going to be there.
Chantelle is a bag of nerves. Josie didnt appear know who either of them were
And here is Nadia (so she didnt fail the psych test after all).
Chantelle is a bag of nerves. Josie didnt appear know who either of them were
And here is Nadia (so she didnt fail the psych test after all).
Blimey Nadia what you wearing
Nadia welcomed Josie to the family.
Here is Brian (Dowling).
Next is Ulrika.
Oh.
Oh.
It's nice that they have all gone to Josie first and congratulated her
Oh Makosi
Oh Makosi
McCrirrick.
In his favour he is a Newcastle United fan.
Reference:
In his favour he is a Newcastle United fan
How can that be in his favour?
Dangerous talk, Cologne
Z.
Z.
I just like to try and see the good in (most) people.
Anyway after the adverts. It's Coolio.
I didnt watch much of the series he was in either.
Oh dear he is rapping (is that what you call what he is doing). And he has ded weird hair going on. And a kilt. Which he just lifted up, but he isnt a true Scotsman.
There's a load of screaming coming from the living room when he comes down the stairs.
And now all the forum starts screaming coz here is Nikki.
Anyway after the adverts. It's Coolio.
I didnt watch much of the series he was in either.
Oh dear he is rapping (is that what you call what he is doing). And he has ded weird hair going on. And a kilt. Which he just lifted up, but he isnt a true Scotsman.
There's a load of screaming coming from the living room when he comes down the stairs.
And now all the forum starts screaming coz here is Nikki.
At least she isnt wearing the bunny girl outfit again.
Nicky didnt go to Josie first
Nick Bateman next.
Nick Bateman next.
The crowd are booing him, he reveals a t shirt with the legend
It's only a gameshow.
It's only a gameshow.
In he goes, tootles down the stairs, Brian gives him a bit of an dodgy look. Introduces himself to a couple of people. Didnt go straight to Josie but there are rather a lot of them in there.
I can here someone saying 'oh I love Alex' off camera.
I can here someone saying 'oh I love Alex' off camera.
On the Live Feed John and Josie are having a smoke and he is telling her why she was so popular, mostly to do with her lusting after a bloke. He says it was her vulnerability...then says she is the Booby Mark 2
John tells her people are mockign her accent and making fun but that her family should be very proud of her. He tells her that the nice decent people win who might be boring and dull (oh then says you are not boring or dull) and then he calls Andrew an awful creature.
Inside Nikki is twisting her face and asks Makosi if she has a boyfriend. Makosi says she is seeing someone but they havent defined their relationship.
Nikki doesnt have a BF and doesnt want one but she pulled a 21 year old at the weekend.
Coolio doenst do girlfriends because he doesnt do girls olny women.
Makosi asks Chantelle if she has a bf but I didnt hear the answer coz Coolio was scrounging a fag.
Back outside John is still expounding the last series to Josie, Coolie has joined them outside, Preston is there as well.
Inside Nikki is twisting her face and asks Makosi if she has a boyfriend. Makosi says she is seeing someone but they havent defined their relationship.
Nikki doesnt have a BF and doesnt want one but she pulled a 21 year old at the weekend.
Coolio doenst do girlfriends because he doesnt do girls olny women.
Makosi asks Chantelle if she has a bf but I didnt hear the answer coz Coolio was scrounging a fag.
Back outside John is still expounding the last series to Josie, Coolie has joined them outside, Preston is there as well.
Preston is asking Josie who she thought might have come in the house.
Josie says Charley, makes John swear.
I am out of practice with people all talking at once.
Josie says Charley, makes John swear.
I am out of practice with people all talking at once.
Makosi and Nadia are talking at the table but it's gone very bird tweet. Nadia is asking where she buys clothes to fit her boobs. Makosi asks Nadia what size she was and I think she said 6
Outside they are discussing how they cant smoke in the house and John doesnt smoke in his car coz of the smell.
Coolio asks John if he is married. John says yes to the booby and I am sick of her he is old and her body is saggy and I am sick of her clinging on to me.
Josie is telling him off.
She says the Booby is lovley and John says she is lucky to have what she has got.
Outside they are discussing how they cant smoke in the house and John doesnt smoke in his car coz of the smell.
Coolio asks John if he is married. John says yes to the booby and I am sick of her he is old and her body is saggy and I am sick of her clinging on to me.
Josie is telling him off.
She says the Booby is lovley and John says she is lucky to have what she has got.
Nikki is eating crisps.
She tells Preston she heard a rumour he waa going in but she didnt think it would be true. Preston said he couldnt turn it down.
BB says the bedroom is open and they all rush for the beds. Chantelle asks Preston to go next to her because she knows he doesnt snore.
Nikki suggests that Johhn share with Nadia which leads to much shreiking.
John says that it is wonderful to see the young love birds back together (Preston and Chantelle). Chantelle adamant it is coz he doesnt snore.
Nadia is shouting very loudly and now they want to know whose bed was whose
She tells Preston she heard a rumour he waa going in but she didnt think it would be true. Preston said he couldnt turn it down.
BB says the bedroom is open and they all rush for the beds. Chantelle asks Preston to go next to her because she knows he doesnt snore.
Nikki suggests that Johhn share with Nadia which leads to much shreiking.
John says that it is wonderful to see the young love birds back together (Preston and Chantelle). Chantelle adamant it is coz he doesnt snore.
Nadia is shouting very loudly and now they want to know whose bed was whose
Brian is in the bed with Nikki doing a John James impression.
Chantelle is feeling weird. John tells her to tell him if he makes too much noise.
John is going on and on about her and Preston getting back together, and on and on.
Chantelle is feeling weird. John tells her to tell him if he makes too much noise.
John is going on and on about her and Preston getting back together, and on and on.
Nikki is talking in that moany whiny voice about the towels as they are all the same colour and she wont know which is hers.
Brian comments that the house is very clean. Nikki tells him it is because it was cleaned professionally this morning.
Chantelle really doesnt look very comfortable.
Brian is asking why JJ shaved all the time and Nikki says it is LOONASSSEEE to have your own name tatooed on you.
Nikki asks Josie if she was excited about seeing her friends and family again.
Brian comments that the house is very clean. Nikki tells him it is because it was cleaned professionally this morning.
Chantelle really doesnt look very comfortable.
Brian is asking why JJ shaved all the time and Nikki says it is LOONASSSEEE to have your own name tatooed on you.
Nikki asks Josie if she was excited about seeing her friends and family again.
I knew where to find you .. fab lutting
Night Angel
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.. fab luttingNight Angel
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Lost my connection for a bit.
Ulrika is telling Josie that Coolio hasnt brought in any cigarettes and was the same last time.
Interupted by BB asking Josie to go the the Diary Room.
Preston has chemical free cigarettes with him, Nadia describes them as 'healthy cigarettes.'
Makosi feels stressed by all the colours and how busy the house. Preston thinks it looks like a tv studio. Nadia is flattered to have been asked, as is Preston and Makosi. Makosi thinks all the ex housemates deserve to be involved, Preston says not the crap ones but doesnt name a crap one.
In the kitchen Brian is telling Ulrika who Makosi is and what she is like. She thinks Makosi and Coolio know each other.
In the living area Coolio is asking Chantelle about starting a family. And now she wants to eat some more food due to being on a diet for 2 weeks.
Ulrika is telling Josie that Coolio hasnt brought in any cigarettes and was the same last time.
Interupted by BB asking Josie to go the the Diary Room.
Preston has chemical free cigarettes with him, Nadia describes them as 'healthy cigarettes.'
Makosi feels stressed by all the colours and how busy the house. Preston thinks it looks like a tv studio. Nadia is flattered to have been asked, as is Preston and Makosi. Makosi thinks all the ex housemates deserve to be involved, Preston says not the crap ones but doesnt name a crap one.
In the kitchen Brian is telling Ulrika who Makosi is and what she is like. She thinks Makosi and Coolio know each other.
In the living area Coolio is asking Chantelle about starting a family. And now she wants to eat some more food due to being on a diet for 2 weeks.
Night I will be off soon back to work in the morning.
Preston thinks that the housemates are a good bunch and he was worried about John but he seems fine and less of a misogynist.
In the garden Nikki and John are talking about gambling addictions.
And back in the bedroom Preston is saying he enjoyed this years BB and thinks that BB can throw all sorts of things at them. Makosi asks what happened to Corin.
I will be off soon back to work in the morning.Preston thinks that the housemates are a good bunch and he was worried about John but he seems fine and less of a misogynist.
In the garden Nikki and John are talking about gambling addictions.
And back in the bedroom Preston is saying he enjoyed this years BB and thinks that BB can throw all sorts of things at them. Makosi asks what happened to Corin.
Makosi Nadia and Preston continue to analyse the Big Brother experience and voting trends.
Preston is going to for a smoke, he asks Nadia if she wants one, she swears she has 200 with her.
Nadia says she had given up until she knew she was coming in and then she had to not give up.
Nadia says she had given up until she knew she was coming in and then she had to not give up.
At the dining table Coolio, Nikki and Chantelle are eating and Preston has joined them. They are comparing how little sleep they have had.
Makosi has got into bed and complains it isnt comfortable.
Brian wonders if there is an iron.
Nick says that his t shirt is 10 years old.
Brian asks what John had in his hand when he came in the house. Ulrika says 'a knife'?
In the garden they are slagging off the people that Preston was in the house with.
Brian wonders if there is an iron.
Nick says that his t shirt is 10 years old.
Brian asks what John had in his hand when he came in the house. Ulrika says 'a knife'?
In the garden they are slagging off the people that Preston was in the house with.
Preston thinks the group seem like genuinely nice people. John scoffs and tells him to wait till the first night is over.
Josie asks Nick if she can borrow a cigarette.
He tells her not to listen to anything that the other say about John James.
She says she wont let anyone slag off her HMs.
Nick tells her he has been writing about BB since the start of the series and tipped her for the final.
They go outside , John gets up and gives 'Bristols' his seat. He says that all the people he was in the house with were terrible. Preston says he had Maggot and John describes him as a character.
Josie is dying to see John James. Preston makes a comment about him having a new girlfriend by then. Then they are talking about the other day when they got their hair done and all the stuff that happened that day.
He tells her not to listen to anything that the other say about John James.
She says she wont let anyone slag off her HMs.
Nick tells her he has been writing about BB since the start of the series and tipped her for the final.
They go outside , John gets up and gives 'Bristols' his seat. He says that all the people he was in the house with were terrible. Preston says he had Maggot and John describes him as a character.
Josie is dying to see John James. Preston makes a comment about him having a new girlfriend by then. Then they are talking about the other day when they got their hair done and all the stuff that happened that day.
Nadia is sitting with her legs crossed. Her skirt is very short.
John asks Nick who was in his year. Preston didnt watch it till the year after. His dad is 76 and he is a huge BB fan.
John says he has been asked to go in the jungle but has always turned it down. He thinks the tasks shouldnt be awful and once someone walks BB have won, then he starts slagging John James off for being a cry baby.
John again said Josie was nicest person in the house, Josie is embarrassed and Nadia tells her if someone compliments you just say thank you and dont make excuses.
John runs John James down a bit more.
John asks Nick who was in his year. Preston didnt watch it till the year after. His dad is 76 and he is a huge BB fan.
John says he has been asked to go in the jungle but has always turned it down. He thinks the tasks shouldnt be awful and once someone walks BB have won, then he starts slagging John James off for being a cry baby.
John again said Josie was nicest person in the house, Josie is embarrassed and Nadia tells her if someone compliments you just say thank you and dont make excuses.
John runs John James down a bit more.
Nadia says she is getting up so they can watch her little bum
John begs to differ that her bum is little.
Preston wonders why there isnt anyone in there to stir it up. Nick explains what happened on BB1 that got him into trouble.
And now I am going to bed. Night
John begs to differ that her bum is little.
Preston wonders why there isnt anyone in there to stir it up. Nick explains what happened on BB1 that got him into trouble.
And now I am going to bed. Night
Ooooooooooh just found this. cheers Angel ...............it's lovely to see you back.
Thanks Soozy Only for 17 days
I just got in from work and Nadia Preston and Chantelle are in the (not sure where it is actually is it the bathroom or some sort of dressing area?) talking about hair, hair products, the fact that Nadia's hair 'is really fick innit', Chantelle loving Nadia's big Playboy sunglasses (Chantelle didnt bring any sunglasses in 'didnt even fink to be honest'.)
Nikki is eating and telling Makosi she can only drive and automatic and Makosi also can only drive an automatic.
It is interrupted by Makosi telling Nadia her dress is too short and that she should wear tights with it. (It looks like a long t shirt)
The Nikki expressing surprise that Anthony isnt in the house. Makosi tells her that her 'who is she' was legendary and Nikki says she should have copyrighted it.
Nikki is twiddling with her hair and my dinner is ready. Probably be back later on depending on if I get a bit of work done.
Only for 17 days I just got in from work and Nadia Preston and Chantelle are in the (not sure where it is actually is it the bathroom or some sort of dressing area?) talking about hair, hair products, the fact that Nadia's hair 'is really fick innit', Chantelle loving Nadia's big Playboy sunglasses (Chantelle didnt bring any sunglasses in 'didnt even fink to be honest'.)
Nikki is eating and telling Makosi she can only drive and automatic and Makosi also can only drive an automatic.
It is interrupted by Makosi telling Nadia her dress is too short and that she should wear tights with it. (It looks like a long t shirt)
The Nikki expressing surprise that Anthony isnt in the house. Makosi tells her that her 'who is she' was legendary and Nikki says she should have copyrighted it.
Nikki is twiddling with her hair and my dinner is ready. Probably be back later on depending on if I get a bit of work done.
Oh and Makosi is convinced there is a secret house next door with the real UBB housemates in it
BB called the HMs to the sofa, and McCrirrick started going on and on and on about Chantelle and Preston gerring back together and recreating their honeymoon in Morocca. Makosi pointed out that Preston has a GF, and then Chantelle stated to cry - Josie took her out of the way, then Preston went to see what was wrong and Chantelle said she just got upset. John has gone and apologised for making her cry, she is adamant it wasnt anything he said.
Back the the sofas Makosi wonders if it was her mentioning the girlfriend that made her cry.
Back the the sofas Makosi wonders if it was her mentioning the girlfriend that made her cry.
Apparently John already made Josie cry today by going on about John James.
As Makosi wonders why BB put both Chantelle and Preston in, Chantelle comes back and says no one made her cry, she was just thinking about 4 years ago and it made her get emotional.
Stopped paying atttention for a second...
They are all on the sofa and Coolio is giving Chantelle (who has a face like this
) a hug.
Nadia is telling Coolio she is fluent in 2 languages, John asks her when she is going to learn English.
Josie doesnt look to happy either.
They are all on the sofa and Coolio is giving Chantelle (who has a face like this
) a hug.Nadia is telling Coolio she is fluent in 2 languages, John asks her when she is going to learn English.
Josie doesnt look to happy either.
Josie got wrong off BB for sitting on the back of the sofa.
BB says that Nikki won 600 and something pounds for the shopping by passing the task and they will be rewarded with alcohol later tonight.
Coolio is arsing about making Chantelle laugh.
BB says that Nikki won 600 and something pounds for the shopping by passing the task and they will be rewarded with alcohol later tonight.
Coolio is arsing about making Chantelle laugh.
In the bedroom Ulrika has just made Preston swear some sort of oath (sound dipped) before handing him a tube of something.
The cupboard asks John how he is finding being nice. John says he has been humiliated. The drawers say he hasnt smoothed things over and cant help sticking his gnarly oar in.
John says no more messing with the nominations etc.
The drawers say he has to go complimental now. John is arguing with the drawers, he says he has done the deal, deal done.
The drawers say 'Listen Womble I make the rules'.
John tells the drawers to shut up and walks off. The drawers say John will experience the ful wrath if he doesnt do what he wants, he says John got his paper so he has to go complimental.
John says he has fulfilled his part if the deal and the drawers said no interference with nominations or votes if he complied. John says he humiliated himself and he wont do it anymore. The there is a sound dip, John storms off and the drawers shout 'filthy mouth' after him.
John says no more messing with the nominations etc.
The drawers say he has to go complimental now. John is arguing with the drawers, he says he has done the deal, deal done.
The drawers say 'Listen Womble I make the rules'.
John tells the drawers to shut up and walks off. The drawers say John will experience the ful wrath if he doesnt do what he wants, he says John got his paper so he has to go complimental.
John says he has fulfilled his part if the deal and the drawers said no interference with nominations or votes if he complied. John says he humiliated himself and he wont do it anymore. The there is a sound dip, John storms off and the drawers shout 'filthy mouth' after him.
Back in the living room Brian, Makosi and Nadia are talking about how their perceptions of people have changed - ie Nasty Nick is really nice. The John comes in tells Makosi how intelligent she is then goes on to tell her why she didnt win and Anthony did.
Then it shifts to a discussion about how the lay the table.
Then it shifts to a discussion about how the lay the table.
Brian is brandishing a cucumber at Josie.
John is going on about the cricket.
John is going on about the cricket.
Dinner is ready.
I might go and eat my cheesecake before they put me off with their rotten table manners.
I might go and eat my cheesecake before they put me off with their rotten table manners.
Coolio, Nick and Preston have retreated to the garden for a smoke. Brian, Chantelle, Nadia and Makosi are clearing up. Brian admires Johns silver tankard.
Menawhile in the bathroom, Ulrika's turn to start crying. Head in hands at side of the bath.
Menawhile in the bathroom, Ulrika's turn to start crying. Head in hands at side of the bath.
Ulrika's pulled herself together and left the bathroom, headed into the bedroom.
Nikki goes to ask if she is alright. Ulrika says she is tired, Nikki is also tired and has been all day.
Ulrika is sat on edge of he bed with sad wistful expression place. Now she is rummaging in her slap bag.
Nikki goes to ask if she is alright. Ulrika says she is tired, Nikki is also tired and has been all day.
Ulrika is sat on edge of he bed with sad wistful expression place. Now she is rummaging in her slap bag.
Josie goes outside and asks Preston if Chantelle is ok. He says he thinks so but that people seem to think it is ok to talk about 'it'. Josie says Chantelle is a sweet little thing, and that she didnt want to fuss over her too much and make her more upset.
She says she feels the same as Chantelle the way that people keep rubbishing her and John James, Preston and Nick tell her to take no notice and Preston thinks it's gone on too far now.
Josie worries that John James might start dressing like John Mc and calling her the Booby.
The she tells a story about John James and JJ dressing as Batman and Robin or something.
John goes out now and is complaining about it being wet, and then he starts apologising to Preston for his behaviour earlier and upsetting Chantelle (apparently it is their wedding anniversay or something).
Preston says that he and Chantelle dont feel arkward and John thinks this is tremendous and not many other couples could do that.
She says she feels the same as Chantelle the way that people keep rubbishing her and John James, Preston and Nick tell her to take no notice and Preston thinks it's gone on too far now.
Josie worries that John James might start dressing like John Mc and calling her the Booby.
The she tells a story about John James and JJ dressing as Batman and Robin or something.
John goes out now and is complaining about it being wet, and then he starts apologising to Preston for his behaviour earlier and upsetting Chantelle (apparently it is their wedding anniversay or something).
Preston says that he and Chantelle dont feel arkward and John thinks this is tremendous and not many other couples could do that.
Nikki and Ulrika are in the bedroom talking about hair extentions. Nikki would never get them they ruin your hair, Nikki's hair is all her own work.
The discuss various bad hair habits (ripping hair out, hair twiddling etc)
Ulrika told her son he would go bald if he didnt stop twiddling his hair. He has very think hair because 'his dad is Mick Jagger'
And now all of a sudden Nikki is crying about over whelmed and it is so hard not to be upset as everyone expects it of her and Ulrika goes to give her a hug and sob sob overwhelmed and everyone is lovely and I feel alone and over whelmed.....
Ulrika says it is when it goes quiet you feel a bit flat (and then my bloody internet dipped again)
The discuss various bad hair habits (ripping hair out, hair twiddling etc)
Ulrika told her son he would go bald if he didnt stop twiddling his hair. He has very think hair because 'his dad is Mick Jagger'
And now all of a sudden Nikki is crying about over whelmed and it is so hard not to be upset as everyone expects it of her and Ulrika goes to give her a hug and sob sob overwhelmed and everyone is lovely and I feel alone and over whelmed.....
Ulrika says it is when it goes quiet you feel a bit flat (and then my bloody internet dipped again)
OK It's working again.
Ulrika tells Nikki that she doesnt have to contribute all the time, she will wear herself out.
Nikki starts to cry that she misses her friends.
Ulrika tells Nikki that she doesnt have to contribute all the time, she will wear herself out.
Nikki starts to cry that she misses her friends.
Chantelle is telling Makosi about her sun bed habit and they head into the lounge and Makosi says to Josie that 'somebody looks tired'. Josie says she is always tired after eating.
In the bedroom Ulrika is still comforting Nikki and they are talking about Josie and Nikki whispers 'it must be must harder for her' and Nikki says she thinks each day will get easier. Ulrika says she gets panicky about how she will cope with everyday and she hopes it will get easier. Ulrika hated staying ay other peoples houses as a child, her father farmed her out a lot.
Nikki has mascara all down her face.
In the bedroom Ulrika is still comforting Nikki and they are talking about Josie and Nikki whispers 'it must be must harder for her' and Nikki says she thinks each day will get easier. Ulrika says she gets panicky about how she will cope with everyday and she hopes it will get easier. Ulrika hated staying ay other peoples houses as a child, her father farmed her out a lot.
Nikki has mascara all down her face.
Brian is sacred of Bob Righter. ANd now they are talking about the robot, Josie says she was scared of the robot.
Chantelle wants to know fi she imagined BB saying that they would get a drink tonight.
Bedroom - Nikki is now inconsolable and someone has spoken to her in a way she doesnt like and Ulrika says she should tell him. Ulrika says loads of people love adore her outside and she is very special to be back in and remember all your good times and mad moments (Nikki whispers a tearful 'who is she').
Garden - John, Coolio and Preston talk about music in New Orleans.
Chantelle wants to know fi she imagined BB saying that they would get a drink tonight.
Bedroom - Nikki is now inconsolable and someone has spoken to her in a way she doesnt like and Ulrika says she should tell him. Ulrika says loads of people love adore her outside and she is very special to be back in and remember all your good times and mad moments (Nikki whispers a tearful 'who is she').
Garden - John, Coolio and Preston talk about music in New Orleans.
At the sofas Brian asks if anyone keeps a diary.
Nadia thinks they might get music and drink and Makosi suggests they dress up.
Nadia thinks they might get music and drink and Makosi suggests they dress up.
Brian is rummaging through Nikkis bag and examining the stacks and stacks of waxing strips she has brought into the house. Nikki is doing that tired pathetic little whisper voice.
He started to suggest waxing John but the sound dipped.
It's pissing it down where they are again.
Nick is explaining to the others about the Back to Reality show he did with an indoor house.
He started to suggest waxing John but the sound dipped.
It's pissing it down where they are again.
Nick is explaining to the others about the Back to Reality show he did with an indoor house.
No one has heard of Back to Reality - Nick blames the scheduling and having it on at 8pm.
Brian tells Nikki that the first day is over. She says the first day was the worst day last times.
She wonders if there will be an eviction on Friday, Brian isnt sure as they havent nominated yet, unless they are all up. Nikki doesnt think that will happen so soon.
He comments that she doesnt wear much make up and asks if she likes getting her make up done. She likes the end result but hates people touching her face.
In the lounge they are discussing if it is too early to go to bed...at 8 pm. They are all complaining about the sheets.
She wonders if there will be an eviction on Friday, Brian isnt sure as they havent nominated yet, unless they are all up. Nikki doesnt think that will happen so soon.
He comments that she doesnt wear much make up and asks if she likes getting her make up done. She likes the end result but hates people touching her face.
In the lounge they are discussing if it is too early to go to bed...at 8 pm. They are all complaining about the sheets.
After 5 mins of complaining about the bedding they realise what they are saying...and change the subject.
Nikki and Brian are discussing her relationship history. She says she finds people who are broken and fixes them.
It just made me think of Bagpus.
Brian has put Prestons glasses on and they have made him feel like a drunk member of the Sullivans.
It just made me think of Bagpus.
Brian has put Prestons glasses on and they have made him feel like a drunk member of the Sullivans.
Good work Angel 
Nikki would like the see Brian in panto but she will be in Austrailia. Brian is dressing Nikki up in her necklace using it as a belt and then a Jodie Marsh style bra. He is now admiring her dresses. Asks if she has an eviction dress, but I think she said she didnt.
Preston comes in to the dressing room and the tell him how blind he is.
Preston comes in to the dressing room and the tell him how blind he is.
Thanks Aimee Theres nowt on the telly, have half an ear on the Newcastle game... but think I am probably horribly hooked again so good job I never risked watching this year
Theres nowt on the telly, have half an ear on the Newcastle game... but think I am probably horribly hooked again so good job I never risked watching this year
Wandered off when Nick and Ulrika started talking about Stockholm.
Brian is asking Preston if he thinks there is going to be any conflict. They both agree that John is actually lovely and they were both surprised.
Brian is asking Preston if he thinks there is going to be any conflict. They both agree that John is actually lovely and they were both surprised.
Preston thinks that John felt really bad after what he said to set Chantelle off. Brian thinks he may have learned his lesson last time. Preston thinks that they havent made friends based on age groups, in his one it was old and young. Craig thinks they had a lot of group in his one.
Now Nikki is telling them about her coat hanger issue.
Chantelle and Nadia are talking and Maderia, Nadia would feel like she was going backwards if she went back there and has been in the UK for 14 years.
Now Nikki is telling them about her coat hanger issue.
Chantelle and Nadia are talking and Maderia, Nadia would feel like she was going backwards if she went back there and has been in the UK for 14 years.
Chantelle tells Nadia if she was at home she would fine on this day. 2 years ago she was in Spain on this day and felt weird...
jumps to bedroom..where Preston has told the others that Pete Burns got up at 5 am every morning to put his slap on and BB werent allowed to show it and that Pete and Barrymore lasted on 2 hours a day.
Some one is being sick or has the runs or something and Nikki is blaming herself for the chicken.
Now they are talking about Barrymore - Preston says he was 'on' constantly in the house.
jumps to bedroom..where Preston has told the others that Pete Burns got up at 5 am every morning to put his slap on and BB werent allowed to show it and that Pete and Barrymore lasted on 2 hours a day.
Some one is being sick or has the runs or something and Nikki is blaming herself for the chicken.
Now they are talking about Barrymore - Preston says he was 'on' constantly in the house.
Ace lutting Angel - it's like you've never been away
Z.
- it's like you've never been away Z.
I am not sure what the problem with the chicken is but Nikki was talking about washing it
Nikki has just told Makosi that she 'washes an awful lot'. Makosi says she showers twice a day - Nikki says that is so good.
Nadia is considering a shower and thinks the water pressure will help her cabin fever. She thanks Makosi for inspiring her.
Nikki has just told Makosi that she 'washes an awful lot'. Makosi says she showers twice a day - Nikki says that is so good.
Nadia is considering a shower and thinks the water pressure will help her cabin fever. She thanks Makosi for inspiring her.
I was hooked from the start as usual and i'm liking this part of the series, i'll try and do some luting tomorrow
It's not like I have anything else to do
Josie comes out the DR and says that BB have get her make up case for her. Nick wants to know how BB sound, do they sound bored with them all yet?
Now they discuss with Ulrika how weird it is talking to BB with all the long pauses.
Nick and Ulrika are now giving Josie 'lessons in media' to teach her how to answer difficult questions.
Nick asks Ulrika 'Is it appropriate to leave your kids to go in the house?'
Ulrika says 'I am being paid to do a job and would you ask me that if I was a man'.
They are telling her that she doesnt have to answer all the questions and dont give too much away at press conferences when you can hold stuff back and sell it to the highest bidder.
Josie comes out the DR and says that BB have get her make up case for her. Nick wants to know how BB sound, do they sound bored with them all yet?
Now they discuss with Ulrika how weird it is talking to BB with all the long pauses.
Nick and Ulrika are now giving Josie 'lessons in media' to teach her how to answer difficult questions.
Nick asks Ulrika 'Is it appropriate to leave your kids to go in the house?'
Ulrika says 'I am being paid to do a job and would you ask me that if I was a man'.
They are telling her that she doesnt have to answer all the questions and dont give too much away at press conferences when you can hold stuff back and sell it to the highest bidder.
Excellent Aimee
Coolio is messing on with Chantelle's legs and feet while she lies on the bed.
She wonders where the alcohol is and thinks it will have to hurry up else they will all fall to sleep.
In the living room Josie wants to know more about the press conference type things.
She wonders where the alcohol is and thinks it will have to hurry up else they will all fall to sleep.
In the living room Josie wants to know more about the press conference type things.
At the sofas Ulrika is having a bit of a go about Coolio...Nick is not sure about that 'casting'.
Josie says that Nadia and John upset her today talking about John James (stream keeps sticking).
Nick tells Josie it doesnt matter what people think it is what they do. Ulrika says this is a good lesson for Josie to learn that people will comment on her relationship but she has the right to keep it private and the only people who can comment are her girlfriends.
Ulrika says it must be awful not to know what is going on outside.
Josie says that Nadia and John upset her today talking about John James (stream keeps sticking).
Nick tells Josie it doesnt matter what people think it is what they do. Ulrika says this is a good lesson for Josie to learn that people will comment on her relationship but she has the right to keep it private and the only people who can comment are her girlfriends.
Ulrika says it must be awful not to know what is going on outside.
Josie thinks she might have a pop at Coolio before the time is up.
Then (I wasnt paying attention) Ulrika comments that she is sharing a bed with someone who has the same showering habits as her....Josie insists she will shower or bath tonight.
Nikki is talking about a film, seems much chirpier.
Then (I wasnt paying attention) Ulrika comments that she is sharing a bed with someone who has the same showering habits as her....Josie insists she will shower or bath tonight.
Nikki is talking about a film, seems much chirpier.
Makosi talks very loudly.
Nikki is pondering what the best toilet in the house is.
They are talking about movies (Coolio quoted Silence of the Lambs) and Makosi said she doesnt watch tv (although earlier on today she said that she watches the news channels all day and then watches bb on e4 and e4 plus 1 ).
They are talking about movies (Coolio quoted Silence of the Lambs) and Makosi said she doesnt watch tv (although earlier on today she said that she watches the news channels all day and then watches bb on e4 and e4 plus 1
).
Nikki says she wont sit on the toliet seat, she just hovers, unless she is at home.
Alcohol has arrived, 3 bottles of wine and some lager.
They are all milling round in the kitchen now getting drinks and stuff.
Looked like Coolio was just manhandling Chantelle in the doorway.
Looked like Coolio was just manhandling Chantelle in the doorway.
Brian, like me. doesnt link clowns. Coolio is a fan of the clown.
They're all eating apple pie - Nikki never thinks to buy such things.
They're all eating apple pie - Nikki never thinks to buy such things.
Brian tells the others that they had to nominate LIVE the first week. They have been trying to work out what might happen regarding nominations etc.
In the garden all Preston wants to do is smoke endless cigarettes. And talk about the weather it seems.
In the garden all Preston wants to do is smoke endless cigarettes. And talk about the weather it seems.
Josie thinks they will bring Sam Pepper back in, so does Preston.
Josie wants to see him bring Coolio down. Ncik doesnt think that that would happen, says those boys are quite vocal.
They think something will happen to shake things up, Nick says 'but this is meant to be a celebration' and Preston says 'yes but what is it a celebration of'.
John seems to have gone missing. They dont seem to be saving him any drink on the grounds that he 'probably only drinks sherry or port' (neither of which Nikki or Brian knows what it is).
Josie seems to have collapsed on the bathroom floor and is making a loud clicky noise that hurts my ears.
Josie wants to see him bring Coolio down. Ncik doesnt think that that would happen, says those boys are quite vocal.
They think something will happen to shake things up, Nick says 'but this is meant to be a celebration' and Preston says 'yes but what is it a celebration of'.
John seems to have gone missing. They dont seem to be saving him any drink on the grounds that he 'probably only drinks sherry or port' (neither of which Nikki or Brian knows what it is).
Josie seems to have collapsed on the bathroom floor and is making a loud clicky noise that hurts my ears.
Josie is lying on the bed telling Ulrika she wants someone from her group to come in coz she misses them all.
Josie says 'maybe it's the anti climax'..she feels like a right moaner and she dont like moanser, so Ulrika starts moaning about how hot it is and her indigestion.
Josie says 'maybe it's the anti climax'..she feels like a right moaner and she dont like moanser, so Ulrika starts moaning about how hot it is and her indigestion.
WOW, Josie and Ulrika are making for brilliant telly.
Coolio has gone in the bath.
Boring conversation about festivals that I am too lazy to LUT.
Chantelle is trying to persuade everyone to hide all the Diet Coke from John or pour it down the sink and several suggestions made, latest is to blame Coolio for it.
Josie is sitting on her own on sofas flicking through the rule book.
I can alleviate Brians concerns about Coolio drowning in the bath - I can see him through the glass and he isnt drowned yet.
Coolio told Makosi he wanted to talk, so she sat down and then he farted in the bath and asked if she could smell it.
Now they are talking about Bath Farts They Have Done And How Bad They Smell.
Now they are talking about Bath Farts They Have Done And How Bad They Smell.
Josie, Preston and Nick gone out for a smoke and Preston asks who she misses most apart from John James and Nick asks who she got on with best, she ways Govan.
Now they discuss Nathan. Nick says he wasnt shown as interacting in the house.
Now they discuss Nathan. Nick says he wasnt shown as interacting in the house.