I hope there's a sniper at the ready to take him out the first time he mentions either Princess Diana or Michael Jackson!
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His son and Diana will be one of the first sentences out of his mouth, along with Paparazzi and *their death was all set up* etc etc .
Hopefully Darryn will tell him his life story!!!
I think he would be good in a car crash telly way. Bad turn of phrase, eh 
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
Hopefully Darryn will tell him his life story!!!
Yes Darryn should get in first with that, and Mr Fayed may hurry his cuppa up and fall over himself to get out of there.
Mention of a British passport, or lack thereof, should also incur the wrath of the sniper!
So he's now in there as confirmed by BB tweeting.....with of course the obligatory Dodi and Diana mention!
Now, where is that sniper?
Is he a full HM or just a visitor???
I can't stand the odious little man....
He's a pharoah directing an Egyptian task or something.
bet he's sick as a pig that even pets can get passports now
Why wouldn't he? It's the worst thing ever to happen to him and I can't see what's wrong with talking about it, especially if he still harbours his conspiracy theories.
Harboring Conspiracy theories can't be healthy for him.
Harboring Conspiracy theories can't be healthy for him.
I agree, but that man will die thinking that The Establishment did away with his son and Diana because she wouldn't be allowed to marry a Muslim
I like him.
MJ outside Craven Cottage is the work of a twisted genius.
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Harboring Conspiracy theories can't be healthy for him.
I agree, but that man will die thinking that The Establishment did away with his son and Diana because she wouldn't be allowed to marry a Muslim
Yes, he has always been adamant about that. Lets see if we get to hear his story, if he goes in, and its been reported he has/is.