Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
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Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Only if you get on that flight after Cos and MrC. 
But of course that may just have been a lie! 
it could be, but it's late and thurs eveing so lets hang on a a buit.,
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Cannot tell you how many times I have done the same thing 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Only if you get on that flight after Cos and MrC. But of course that may just have been a lie!
Originally Posted by slimfern:
But No news is GOOD News....isn't it ?
Helloooo yoooo! Don't think I've seen you in these parts much lately? 
Ahem. But that makes it news. Fail! 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Cannot tell you how many times I have done the same thing
What lies did you try?
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Only if you get on that flight after Cos and MrC. But of course that may just have been a lie!
I have dited thgis, becauyse I has said notninbg.
Originally Posted by slimfern:
But No news is GOOD News....isn't it ?
could be.
or coulkd be that no news means that no one i speaking of news relate items to you/
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
What lies did you try?
I lied....just to post in this thread
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
What lies did you try?
I lied....just to post in this thread
good girl.
i favour you.
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Only if you get on that flight after Cos and MrC. But of course that may just have been a lie!
I have dited thgis, becauyse I has said notninbg.
Once I've found a Russian to translate this I'll get back to you.
Whatever you do Mildred, don't lose the mankini.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Made up entirely of lies, just impress you.
Then I decided I wasn't that funny.
But.
There isn't any news.
So that's me buggered.
Only if you get on that flight after Cos and MrC. But of course that may just have been a lie!
I have dited thgis, becauyse I has said notninbg.
Once I've found a Russian to translate this I'll get back to you.
Whatever you do Mildred, don't lose the mankini.
My sexual prowess scares you doent it\/
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
My sexual prowess scares you doent it\/
It's one of many things, JB but strangely quite comforting too.
So, no news and still buggered; we'll be worthy of CBB status at this rate. Bagsy you play the banjo, I'll do the out of key singing.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
My sexual prowess scares you doent it\/
It's one of many things, JB but strangely quite comforting too.
So, no news and still buggered; we'll be worthy of CBB status at this rate. Bagsy you play the banjo, I'll do the out of key singing.
I'm standing by a lampost...