Most kids have a mobile these days. His Mum should call him and tell him to get out of his room until she comes back. Unless she is quite happy for him to be in his room with his GF.

You could knock on the door and take them a drink up. Then hand over the condoms.

Tell him, without the GF hearing, that his mum insists they leave the door open while they are in the bedroom - then make sure you stay upstairs until his mum gets back. Alternatively, tell him his mum says they have to stay downstairs.

Tell him it's ok to be in his room so long as he keeps the door open...

then go on 10 minute patrols past the door.. gives them  time for a snog but not much else

Yogi got in with the keep the door open advice first

Remember while the under age girl is in your home you are responsible for her as well . . Better to be seen as the nagging grown up than be seen to allow under age sex under your roof

Doubt her parents, if they are decent ones,  would be too pleased to know she was being allowed to stay behind closed doors with a boy in someone else's house. .

all good points

his mom has rang

he's not answered

and i just CANT go upstairs!

im too embarrassed

i remember me at that age

my mom used to BURST into my room like wonder woman if i had a girl there

mortifying

maybe theyre just playing the playstation

i need a jimmy

im gonna have to go in the garden

TMI lol

thats true

i know she's from the 'posh end'

Shout upstairs and ask him to come down for a minute as you need a word.

It will be fine Pirate, knock on the door and offer them a drink. Or if you can think of something (like opening a jar) get him to come downstairs and have a quick word with him.

took the bull by the horns

i burst in

theyre eating chinese & watching a horror film

See.. have some faith in them  

 Well done.

Take them up a big tub of ice cream, after that lot all they will want to do is sleep

together? noooooo lol

im trying very hard to be a good step parent

probably too hard

i panicked

 I'd still make them leave the door ajar.

ive given up

ive poked my minds eye out & am now watching Blondie on you tube

 No stamina! 

Yup. . I agree ... they are too young to be alone behind closed doors.. and I don't give a toss what people say about kids being more mature nowadays. ..they aren't in their minds, especially if adolescent,   parenting seems a shed load more relaxed than it used to be, giving kids more choices/freedom, lumped under the giving kids 'respect' title,  to make grown up decisions when they haven't got the know how to make them at all..  hence a lot more teen pregnancies..

he's just come into my room - the girl has gone home-i asked him if he behaved-he laughed & said of course

as he went out i noticed the love bite on his neck

but dont mean he did nothing wrong-i think

anyway ive told him not to take her to his room again

unless we say its ok

his dad lives up the road-he should be telling him this

but he's such a sop

his mom can tell him aswell

stupid to leave me in charge

If he's under your roof he should respect your wishes IMHO.

I accept that it's no doubt going to happen at some point and at least you know they are safe and not in bus shelters and the like but it's about respect for your parents wishes when all is said and done.

im in the back of the house

i cant hear if anyone comes in or out

i thought everyone was out

just trotted upstairs to toilet

eldest lad's girl walks out the bathroom/shower half nekkid

i swung round so fast i nearly fell down the stairs

FFS

How did they get a Chinese past you?

lol

Agatha Cologne Christie!