Seeing as bank accounts are dodgy?
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In that unlikely event, a mixture of cash, bonds, equities, and property I suppose.
I'd buy News Corps. off of the Murdochs. Watch out world, there's a new Sheriff in town 
Originally Posted by suzybean:
I'd buy News Corps. off of the Murdochs. Watch out world, there's a new Sheriff in town
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
I'd buy News Corps. off of the Murdochs. Watch out world, there's a new Sheriff in town
Howdy Ma'am
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
I'd buy News Corps. off of the Murdochs. Watch out world, there's a new Sheriff in town
Howdy Ma'am
Evenin` Sheriff.
I got you a hat.
Oh my, that sure is purdy. It's the best rootin tootin hat I ever did see
10 million for me and 150 million to charity. Nobody has any need for that much money. I'd have to fulfill my dream too which would be to open my animal sanctuary. 
Originally Posted by Cagney:
10 million for me and 150 million to charity. Nobody has any need for that much money. I'd have to fulfill my dream too which would be to open my animal sanctuary.
Bollox to that.... I would take the full whack and run
Originally Posted by MrMincePie:
Originally Posted by Cagney:
10 million for me and 150 million to charity. Nobody has any need for that much money. I'd have to fulfill my dream too which would be to open my animal sanctuary.
Bollox to that.... I would take the full whack and run
C'mon I would buy most of London.
Surely Monopoly reflects the true market values?
Failing that, I would buy property, making sure our 3 kids had property, and a decent amount, but they wouldn't be allowed it until they were 35, (which our wills already stipulate - even though they won't get property or a decent amount), I would hate it if they just dicked about waiting for the money.
I opf course would have 2 mansions, side by side, one for us to live in, and the other for shoes 
*sighs* oh the shoes I could buy with that money
Loads of drugs and prostitutes
I'd give loads to charity 
Originally Posted by Renton:
Loads of drugs and prostitutes
I'd give loads to charity
Thats the funniest answer i ever did writed
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! 
Originally Posted by Cinds:
*sighs* oh the shoes I could buy with that money
It would be beautiful 
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
*sighs* oh the shoes I could buy with that money
It would be beautiful
I would let you visit 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Seeing as bank accounts are dodgy?
A VERY large house with scores of bedrooms with loads of mattresses...........
Then sit back and 
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Originally Posted by Ells:
A very big bra to keep it in
Got people on it Ells...........
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Seeing as bank accounts are dodgy?
A VERY large house with scores of bedrooms with loads of mattresses...........
Then sit back and ......
Thats so funny. My Father in Law is one of those people, but since my Mother in Law died, he's got scared about if he goes and what will happen to his money. I call in, he hands me a sack of cash "go put it in the bank" he says...'what bank?' I ask. He doesn't care, I think he realises it's not good. Over the last 4 weeks, he's gave us £18k in cash out of his house to put in a bank 
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Seeing as bank accounts are dodgy?
A VERY large house with scores of bedrooms with loads of mattresses...........
Then sit back and ......
Thats so funny. My Father in Law is one of those people, but since my Mother in Law died, he's got scared about if he goes and what will happen to his money. I call in, he hands me a sack of cash "go put it in the bank" he says...'what bank?' I ask. He doesn't care, I think he realises it's not good. Over the last 4 weeks, he's gave us £18k in cash out of his house to put in a bank
Sounds like my ex that had 50k in a briefcase and used to hide it around the grounds then 'forget where he put if safe' !!!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Seeing as bank accounts are dodgy?
A VERY large house with scores of bedrooms with loads of mattresses...........
Then sit back and ......
Thats so funny. My Father in Law is one of those people, but since my Mother in Law died, he's got scared about if he goes and what will happen to his money. I call in, he hands me a sack of cash "go put it in the bank" he says...'what bank?' I ask. He doesn't care, I think he realises it's not good. Over the last 4 weeks, he's gave us £18k in cash out of his house to put in a bank
bless him.....sad really...
Money can make you smile but brings it own worries too....
I have no idea what i would do. I suppose we all speculate but if it were to happen to any of us, it would be life changing and would take a while for it to sink in.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Seeing as bank accounts are dodgy?
A VERY large house with scores of bedrooms with loads of mattresses...........
Then sit back and ......
Thats so funny. My Father in Law is one of those people, but since my Mother in Law died, he's got scared about if he goes and what will happen to his money. I call in, he hands me a sack of cash "go put it in the bank" he says...'what bank?' I ask. He doesn't care, I think he realises it's not good. Over the last 4 weeks, he's gave us £18k in cash out of his house to put in a bank
18k in cash -be prepared for a grilling when trying to deposit it.
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Ells:
A very big bra to keep it in
Got people on it Ells...........
Perfect!
apart from the usual buy a house give money to friends and charity and put some aside to live off comfortably til I pop my clogs, I'd set up loads of UK call centres employing loads of people around the country either working at the centres or from home and outbid every overseas call centre going so that within a short time nobody need ever talk to someone who doesn't have English as their first language ever ever again... plus it would help unemployment too.. 
or I'd set up a business that employed loads of people where all profits went back into the company to help it expand so there'd be no danger of overpricing just to turn a profit for shareholders.. ..
I've thought about this a lot. .suppsoe I can dream..
Originally Posted by Cagney:
10 million for me and 150 million to charity. Nobody has any need for that much money. I'd have to fulfill my dream too which would be to open my animal sanctuary.
Right - 164million for me, aherm!
Move to USA i believe - or at least a holiday home in New York and LA
Mercedes E Class Coupe - Range Rover or Lexus RX
Travel throughout Italy and a home in Pisa perhaps
A string of delicious women around the world with whom i toy (LOL)
A year travelling throughout USA on a Harley
A house for my friend Louise and a car for her too
People Carrier for parents
Plenty all round for family etc . . .
Feck Charity, I'm a charity!, hummmm, I'd do the usual, big house, loads of flash cars, nice clothes, nice watches, drink , gamble, vices, women, holidays, pay mates mortgages off, look after mates and family. Then, when I've done all that, I would love to get a job in some crummy factory or office working for some slimeball boss and tell them to shove their job and how crap he/ she is in front of all the other staff for all the times in the past I've wanted to say it to bosses I've worked for in my life just to get it off my chest.
Originally Posted by Poolshark:
Feck Charity, I'm a charity!, hummmm, I'd do the usual, big house, loads of flash cars, nice clothes, nice watches, drink , gamble, vices, women, holidays, pay mates mortgages off, look after mates and family. Then, when I've done all that, I would love to get a job in some crummy factory or office working for some slimeball boss and tell them to shove their job and how crap he/ she is in front of all the other staff for all the times in the past I've wanted to say it to bosses I've worked for in my life just to get it off my chest.
£!60 + million.......you could afford to be a bit charitable...
Originally Posted by Jonesy:
18k in cash -be prepared for a grilling when trying to deposit it.
I did, the best one was, ''ohh have you had a windfall" ..me "no it's the insurance money from my mother in laws life policy, we're paying for her funeral when it's cashed"