2 minutes dobby 2 minutes..yes dobby yes dobby...

OUCH........*burny hands*......

I'm not doing potatoes again and if you insist, I'll leg it over the back gate!

Gawd Dobby - that's just reminded me - I came onto the computer to google a recipe for asparagus and pancetta (a la Come Dine repeat yesterday), I clicked into here and haven't left yet - and that was over an hour ago

Glad to be of service Rexi! I need to do a Wiltshire farm foods order - don't let me forget.

Kaffy you are on waitressing then

Spongey-pants you are on Potatoes, Where's the chips?

What's on the menu then?

I don't want an asparagus starter, I had that for tea last night.

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Originally posted by Dobby the House Elf:
Spongey-pants you are on Potatoes, Where's the chips?

not fair......rexi's been on fish for 3 days......

ooooooo look my family....

hey family.........

Fennel - don't want to see no more bliddy fennel

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Originally posted by Dobby the House Elf:
where is everyone?

I can't remember the menu, seems to be Fish'n'chips!

RL - I would think

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Originally posted by rosgirl:
Fennel - don't want to see no more bliddy fennel

Don't even know what it is tbh! Toast then, you do the toast tonight !

Where's my toast - I'm waiting

*carries on waving to family*........

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Originally posted by Rexi:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
*carries on waving to family*........

*flicks tea towel at spongey*

'don't tell me wot to do right...right?'......

'hey family'.......

Wheres my crab??Whers my crab>>

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Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Wheres my crab??Whers my crab>>

*leaves mazzy to rush around whilst i still wave to my family*........

Pizza .

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Originally posted by Rexi:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Rexi:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
*carries on waving to family*........

*flicks tea towel at spongey*

'don't tell me wot to do right...right?'......

'hey family'.......

*whispers* I only saw the first few episodes - so you're gonna have to fax me a script

oh crap soz rexi!!!...i was in jody character!!!.....basically jody got put on spuds....had a hissy fit...and spent the whole of service being a spoilt brat waving to his family....then it all kicked off......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oh crap soz rexi!!!...i was in jody character!!!.....basically jody got put on spuds....had a hissy fit...and spent the whole of service being a spoilt brat waving to his family....then it all kicked off......

I saw him run outside - go on spongey run, run, run

*grumbles....go on potatoes spongey....wash up spongey...i never get the good jobs*......

'yes dobby'.......

ooooooo my family.....hey family........

Sorry - got side tracked in the' who you fancy but shouldn't' thread! This veal's raw, dobby - turn you back while I whack it on the grill and steal some more chips!

Can I do Washing up please , I can help out in the Kitchen too cuz i'm an .

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Originally posted by Dobby the House Elf:

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Originally posted by rosgirl:
Fennel - don't want to see no more bliddy fennel

Don't even know what it is tbh! Toast then, you do the toast tonight !

Where's my toast - I'm waiting

Toast - I won't to do the bits Anthea did

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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Sorry - got side tracked in the' who you fancy but shouldn't' thread! This veal's raw, dobby - turn you back while I whack it on the grill and steal some more chips!

I got side tracked by the CDWM thread - going back and to

* parades token child in front of Marco*

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Can I do Washing up please , I can help out in the Kitchen too cuz i'm an .

Of course you can. *chucks Darlo some marigolds* very fetching!!

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Originally posted by Dobby the House Elf:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Can I do Washing up please , I can help out in the Kitchen too cuz i'm an .

Of course you can. *chucks Darlo some marigolds* very fetching!!

. Nice apron Dobby .

the spuds are hard to mash tonight

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bliddy smilies..grr

Hi Bagel and I hate fennel with a passion.

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
bliddy smilies..grr

I am rubbish with smilies too.

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Originally posted by HyacinthB:
Hi Bagel and I hate fennel with a passion.

Darlo, spongeypants, no fennel for HyacinthB please - she hates it with a passion!!

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Originally posted by HyacinthB:
Hi Bagel and I hate fennel with a passion.

I don't think I have ever tasted fennel

Hey guys!

Do you all know that Marco Pierre White will be on Chris Moyles' Quiz Night at 10pm on Channel 4 tonight?

Well now you do!

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Originally posted by Katerina:
Hey guys!

Do you all know that Marco Pierre White will be on Chris Moyles' Quiz Night at 10pm on Channel 4 tonight?

Well now you do!

Thanks for letting us know that

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Originally posted by HyacinthB:
Hi Bagel and I hate fennel with a passion.

fennel...bloody fennel...hi hun

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Originally posted by Dobby the House Elf:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
bliddy smilies..grr

I am rubbish with smilies too.

one minute I can do them..the next I cant *carries on beating the shit out of the mash*

which dessert are we having dobs ?

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



which dessert are we having dobs ?

oh feck off...*mutters to self*

Well, we didnt see them preparing any, we?

I've got Jean Chrisphe in the kkitchen doing his Mariguey stuff and Phil Vickery doing Puddings.

Darlo, Why are there big soapy bubbles all over the floor? Mutters this is Hell's Kitchen not Elmos greasyspoon y'know!!