ive come close to having a life but thankfully got over it

Absolutely  

yes  

I used to dream I owned a brothel and lived in a very parallel universe.... That was the nearest to a life i think i had....

What happened Poolie? 

If you could string two words together I'd like to hear more...

This oldb bolke fell in the street and his head was bleedling and I called 999 to save him

`Nope..However I've seen my late dad and brother die in front of me...My dad from a massive coronory and my brother from a fatal epileptic fit.Twenty years apart but still.

Well done Poolie  

Good for you Poolie,at least you cared.So  many folk hurry past etc.

A dramatic near life experience?

Nice one for calling 999 and not 118, don't know if you actually saved his life (the scalp is thin and the slightest nick can make it look like someone's cut your throat - however, you may well have done) but well done all the same, especially cos you're pissed

I fell overboard a ship once whilst going up the gangway thingy. I've never learnt to swim.  My then husband leapt into the water to save me.

Apparently if you're going to fall overboard that's the most dangerous place to do it.  

It's really freaked me out about old age!

Ah Poolie at least you helped,good stuff,never mind the carping.

I once nearly had a motorbike come through my windscreen, and once landed up facing the wrong way on a motor way....other than that, nons

Reminds me of the time we were at the pub after work and a women tripped over the kerb. Cos at least 6 of us got on our phones and called 999 (we didn't actually communicate with each other as to who would make the call) about 8 ambulances turned up for this one woman with a scraped knee. It was more like a terrorist alert

And Maureen bloody Lipman nearly got a near life experience when me and her had a row on a train to Hull once.

Did you get an "Ology" Karma?

Ive stayed in a house with a bona fide murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrderer

we'll pass on the drinking and we'll go to the swimming pool instead 

I had to give me granddaughter the  Heimlich Maneuver, I've never been so scared in my life  My daughter saved a guy who had overdosed on heroin, she saw him lying on the road when she was passing in a car...he'd actually stopped breathing for several minutes....

Hahahaha! I'm working on it (But Maureen Lipman's a VERY rude person )

Whoosit?

You should have kicked her fanny in...

ahhhhahah, katty!!   ! * faints*

I might have lost my foot (God knows how horizontally welcoming she's been in her time)

Yup! But I'm not gonna share it here and have the pish ripped out of me at some point in the future 

Keep your pecker in Poolie  

And stay away from naked flames  

I was  bit rude then.,,apologies.

You really have to tell that story, karms

Suzy!  As if.....    Go on, woman.. you know you want to.

On topic - I once saw a city 'gent' push past an old bloke on the platform a Manchester Piccadilly and knocked him onto the tracks.    Luckily the train coming in had stopped at signals and was just about to move off and they stopped it.    A couple of big burly guys jumped down onto the rails and hoisted him back up onto the platform.  Poor old soul... but on the upside he got a free first class upgrade to Edinburgh.  Oh and the 'gent' never looked back.  The oik.

Naw, it was funny! Not heard that for years!  

A bloke, about 2002 who stabbed and killed his girlfriend with his chef knife and chucked her down a well then he climbed in and tried to get her out and froze to death   bloody weirdo he was.

As if that would ever happen here 10 Hail Marys for you woman! Tsk!

Fricken' hell ! Life is strange...

YES