not impressed.

Your mean't too be on page 3 

Jell

I'm not sure there's enough there to justify that

My ducks got bigger boobs.

nice rack  Ducks 

Moobs surely?

Well either way, Janet-Leigh Curtis is petrified of them.

  Ducky what have they done to you... err *coff* I mean you're looking well!

I can't see them Rawks. They must hang very low

Such an exhibitionist

How long till the end of BB Rosie? What will I look like by the end of it?

I didn't want to do it! I was forced into it against my will Scatts! It's like the Sree days all over again!

*pushes wings together to make them look bigger*

I wondered how long it would take for that smiley to come out

  I don't see anybody else holding your arm up your back - I thinks you is fibbing

Wow, you're one sexy bird 

Aww fanks Ells   Your sausage looks a bit worse for wear.

I thought that, but was too polite to say

You have had a complete make over since christmas Ducks... 

you look so much better now, than you did over the festive season 

Wear and tear I'd say 

The bra would have come in handy back then