Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Was that the minister that doesn't know what a cross looks like?
even fecking Dracula knows what a cross looks like
Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:pleased I don't eat these
But, but, you haven't had a McVitties
nope...and I deffo wouldn't eat any of these
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Was that the minister that doesn't know what a cross looks like?
even fecking Dracula knows what a cross looks like
Kaffs posted:that table looks like baking day at the nursery
agree - this lot don't seem very proficient ATM
Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Was that the minister that doesn't know what a cross looks like?
even fecking Dracula knows what a cross looks like
Rosgirl posted:prettycocoaeyes posted:Rosgirl posted:prettycocoaeyes posted:Rosgirl posted:that woman val??? looks annoying and grr rr material
Who is that? The one with the dark lippy?
not sure but she looked odd-I'm a novice in this thread
Me too, it is too positive compared to the other thread
yes -i find it odd
Very Odd
Kaffs posted:prettycocoaeyes posted:Rosgirl posted:prettycocoaeyes posted:Rosgirl posted:that woman val??? looks annoying and grr rr material
Who is that? The one with the dark lippy?
not sure but she looked odd-I'm a novice in this thread
Me too, it is too positive compared to the other thread
Give it a couple of weeks - you'll be willing someone to upend a Victoria Sponge
Ahhh ok, let us see how it goes.
Kaffs posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Why would anyone bake Jaffa Cakes?
Exactly
Cos I hate the shop bought ones.......
prettycocoaeyes posted:Kaytee posted:Why would anyone bake Jaffa Cakes?
They are vile
Horrible things
What is wrong with you people? Jaffa Cakes are delicious!
Hate the sickly orange jelly
Baz posted:The young guy ....the winner of this round ...seems a good baker ...so far
second wasn't bad 
Kaffs posted:that table looks like baking day at the nursery
It's hard to think that some of these will be knocking out some cracking bakes later on.
Baz posted:The young guy ....the winner of this round ...seems a good baker ...so far
ginger snaps...Andrew wins by a country mile
Rosgirl posted:Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Was that the minister that doesn't know what a cross looks like?
even fecking Dracula knows what a cross looks like
Hi Ros
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:The young guy ....the winner of this round ...seems a good baker ...so far
second wasn't bad
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
Val, I really don't want you to do well today...
Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:What is wrong with you people? Jaffa Cakes are delicious!Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
Candice-Marie
Demis Roussos anyone?
Sprout posted:Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
yuk...I'm with Kaffs
Sprout posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:What is wrong with you people? Jaffa Cakes are delicious!Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
No!
that plum lipstick is vile
Sprout posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:What is wrong with you people? Jaffa Cakes are delicious!Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
you're a woman after my own heart... eat around till you're left with just the middle... eat the sponge off the bottom, the suck the choccie off till you're left with the orange. AND .. why did that sound so rude?
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Val, I really don't want you to do well today...
Come on now, we're going to love them all.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Do they give them marks out of ten?
White chocolate will be hard to 'shine'....
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
But did you watch it
Sprout posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:What is wrong with you people? Jaffa Cakes are delicious!Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
yuk...I'm with Kaffs
You mean Kaytee - I love Jaffa Cakes. Our culinary tastes have finally diverged...
Rosgirl posted:that plum lipstick is vile
I agree
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Do they give them marks out of ten?
Would it matter !!'
ok...can they just not number the contestants, I'm sh*t at remembering names and spelling
Kaffs posted:Sprout posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:What is wrong with you people? Jaffa Cakes are delicious!Hate the sickly orange jelly
That's the best bit, peeling it off the sponge covered in chocolate with your teeth
you're a woman after my own heart... eat around till you're left with just the middle... eat the sponge off the bottom, the suck the choccie off till you're left with the orange. AND .. why did that sound so rude?
PMSL!!....again
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
OMG which channel?
Dried grass
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Do they give them marks out of ten?
Were they Chocolate bits or fruity bits?
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
Honestly, there is nothing left to the imagination, even down to discussing shape, length, hair or no hair... I could not believe Channel 4 would get away with it.
Kaffs posted:You mean Kaytee - I love Jaffa Cakes. Our culinary tastes have finally diverged...
only on cakes Kaffs and I don't do any, the mains we're rock solid
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
ok...can they just not number the contestants, I'm sh*t at remembering names and spelling
same here
Rosgirl posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
OMG
Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Do they give them marks out of ten?
It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date. 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:You mean Kaytee - I love Jaffa Cakes. Our culinary tastes have finally diverged...
only on cakes Kaffs and I don't do any, the mains we're rock solid
don't eat cake either dammee
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
Honestly, there is nothing left to the imagination, even down to discussing shape, length, hair or no hair... I could not believe Channel 4 would get away with it.
it didn't even break.....
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
Honestly, there is nothing left to the imagination, even down to discussing shape, length, hair or no hair... I could not believe Channel 4 would get away with it.
Sounds extremely tacky !!
For those interested "Naked Attraction" is here:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/naked-attraction
Now back to the cookery show...
Kaffs posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Do they give them marks out of ten?
It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date.
That's a bit green.....
Rosgirl posted:don't eat cake either dammee
Baz posted:Oh dear , lots of them messing up
Kaffs posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaffs posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
yes! Unbelievable.
I could not believe my eyes. Discussing each others bits!
Do they give them marks out of ten?
It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date.
I don't think I'll be watching somehow.
He likes his alcohol does Tom
Tom looked ok and then he spoke
Rosgirl posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
ok...can they just not number the contestants, I'm sh*t at remembering names and spelling
same here
Good idea Dame.
But I bet they would fight over who was No.1
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Yogi19 posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has anyone seen that show where people meet other people who are all nude and they decide on who they date by their 'bits and bobs' on show?
They had it on at work today.
Honestly, there is nothing left to the imagination, even down to discussing shape, length, hair or no hair... I could not believe Channel 4 would get away with it.
OMG can't believe it's on mainstream TV
Sprout posted:He likes his alcohol does Tom
and .....
No Lee......
Looks like baby food.
If a lot of these cakes are properly cooked, then I'll have a slice of them all......except Val's, that's bound to be awful
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:He likes his alcohol does Tom
and .....
Just sayin like...
Sprout posted:Baz posted:Oh dear , lots of them messing up
pretty poor bunch
Kaffs posted:It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date.
and people watch this crap
Baz posted:I like gooseberries
or as my Dad called them 'Goosegogs'
I like her I do......
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Looks like baby food.
Kaytee posted:If a lot of these cakes are properly cooked, then I'll have a slice of them all......except Val's, that's bound to be awful
Val seems really scatty
Baz posted:I like gooseberries
Baz posted:I like gooseberries
I love them
she'll be smudging her lippy shortly
Baz posted:I like gooseberries
so do I-got a gooseberry bush and made jam and chutney- not brilliant but better than last year
A lot of disasters tonight
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date.
and people watch this crap
Apparently
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date.
and people watch this crap
I nodded off one night and woke up and it was on.. I watched whole show! I couldn't believe what I was seeing.. and it's hosted by some bint i can't stand that seems to make a habit of doing shows with sex content.
Yogi19 posted:Val seems really scatty
not quite what I'm thinking Yogi
Yogi19 posted:A lot of disasters tonight
They get better
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:It's very thinly veiled porn. Six cubicles with naked people in.... they see them from the feet up to the waist and eliminate one, then up to the neck, eliminate another, then the face, eliminate another, hear them speak, eliminate another - then the 'chooser' gets naked and picks one to date.
and people watch this crap
We did at work, but it's all part of the job.
Kaffs posted:I nodded off one night and woke up and it was on.. I watched whole show! I couldn't believe what I was seeing.. and it's hosted by some bint i can't stand that seems to make a habit of doing shows with sex content.
make sure your TV's off Channel 4 when you feel tired
Baz posted:Rosgirl posted:Sprout posted:Baz posted:Oh dear , lots of them messing up
pretty poor bunch
Darn sight better than me , that's for sure
Why bother when there's Patisserie Valerie
Baz posted:Rosgirl posted:Sprout posted:Baz posted:Oh dear , lots of them messing up
pretty poor bunch
Darn sight better than me , that's for sure
and me but thought they would be better
Kaffs posted:and it's hosted by some bint i can't stand that seems to make a habit of doing shows with sex content.
I quite fancy her.
Aww, she's crying.
Oh c'mon....tears 
I always want to Grrrrrrr when they say Ganache....
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Baz posted:I like gooseberries
or as my Dad called them 'Goosegogs'
Spot on
Have you heard that expression Baz?
No, Candice-Marie, your cake slipped.
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:I nodded off one night and woke up and it was on.. I watched whole show! I couldn't believe what I was seeing.. and it's hosted by some bint i can't stand that seems to make a habit of doing shows with sex content.
make sure your TV's off Channel 4 when you feel tired
I'd assumed it was C5 tbh...
Yogi19 posted:Aww, she's crying.
who Yogi...I went to close the blinds