Goodbye Royston!!

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Sexy_Kelly

Goodbye giant spotted slugs
Goodbye army of never ending woodlice, no matter how many of you i flushed down the toilet you just kept coming back.
Goodbye silver fish
Goodbye centipeds
Goodbye little red things
Goodbye all you undiscovered creepy crawlies
And last but certainly not least goodbye mould and damp

Finaly!!! my landlord has decided my bathroom should be a no go area and so is giving me a completely new one complete with new non mouldy walls and cellings

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charlisockMember

Nice one, but it doe baffle me that it took so long for your bathroom to be declared unsanitary......

4/29/109:04 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

Its taken well over a year chazzer. Thats over a years worth of nightmares!

4/29/109:08 AM

charlisockMember

F*cking hell!!! Mind you, I've spent this last year using a communal bathroom (uni ). Insects abound

4/29/109:36 AM

Soozy WooMember

Oooooh that's such good news .......I hope you get a lovely bathroom.

4/29/1010:03 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

*runs to get Royston listed as an endangered species, rallies troups, gets protection order, rings up Swampy*

4/29/1010:16 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

You could just offer him alternative accommodation Ditty

4/29/1010:25 AM

charlisockMember

Have I missed something?

4/29/1010:26 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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You could just offer him alternative accommodation Ditty

oh yeah!

*cancels Swampy*

4/29/1010:29 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Have I missed something?

Royston is the worm that Kelly keeps in her bathroom wall... he's lovely!

She keeps trying to murder him though!!

4/29/1010:30 AM

charlisockMember

*backs away verrrrry carefully*

4/29/1010:31 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

Sounds like a good idea to me Charli

Just don't slither.....or Kelly will get ya with the salt.

4/29/1010:33 AM

charlisockMember

*legs it*

4/29/1010:34 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Dont let the royal society for the Protection of Earwigs, Snails, Termites & Spiders see your post as they might decide to slap a presevation order on your bathroom.

4/29/1010:45 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

oooh!

DO let them see it!!!

SLAP IT..... SLAP IT ON KELLYS BATHROOM!

4/29/1010:47 AM

stonksMember

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!..just heard the news of Roystons eviction....

4/29/1011:22 AM

JennyMember

It's all very well, you all shouting for a reprieve for Royston, but think of poor Kelly! No, Royston must pay the ultimate price I'm afraid.

Hope your landlord does a good job Kelly!

4/29/1011:27 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Stonks.... what IS your avi?

it looks like a poo!!

4/29/1011:31 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

Maybe it's Royston?

4/29/1011:36 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

oooh.. it could be royston!!!

Stonks... if that is your homage to Royston... I apologise... it doesn't really look like....

4/29/101:33 PM

RexiMember 10 years

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Maybe it's Royston?

4/29/101:41 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

Urgh, I hate sluggy wormy creepy crawly things. You do right Kelly. Keel them. Keel them all.

4/29/102:33 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

You can't kill it once you've named it!

had it been "worm in wall" it probably wouldn't have caught the heart of the forum... but once he became Royston... he was real to us... Royston the worm has feelings... has a life.... has rights! *cue motivational music & cheesy political spin pics*

4/29/102:37 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

I just feel sorry for the poor contractor who has to delve into all the places i dare not even look!!

Quick someone call Bill Odie we may discover a new species

4/29/102:38 PM

stonksMember

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Stonks.... what IS your avi? it looks like a poo!!

I named him Yum Yum and I lubs him..But we could have him as our Royston poster picture....

4/29/102:39 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

Dirty as much as i have loved Roystons visits when iv been laying in the bath or sat on the loo and suddenly noticed a big worm hanging out of my wall! and as much as i have enjoy trying all the ways i could possibly think of to try and kill a worm that lives in a wall. When he invited a friend over whom i found one morning sqwirming around on the bathroom floor, it was too much. He has out stayed his welcome! Royston is certainly NOT welcome in my new bathroom.

4/29/102:42 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

Maybe Royston could go to a worm sanctuary. I'm moving near Kelly next month, maybe I could pick him up and keel him myself give him a nice new place to live in my garden.

4/29/102:42 PM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Kill the worm, Kelly.

4/29/102:45 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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I named him Yum Yum

it is a turd isn't it?

4/29/102:46 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

Where you moving to Queeny?
Sorry but i WONT be asking the work men to spare Roysons life. They can do with him what they like. Im pretty sure they will be in for a shock when they realise hes managed to live in the wall for so long. I mean what does he eat??? plaster????

4/29/102:46 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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When he invited a friend over whom i found one morning sqwirming around on the bathroom floor, it was too much. He has out stayed his welcome!

b..b...but you don't know that that was Roystons fault... she was a worm of loose morals.... she stalked Royston... hence why he pushed her out of the wall to her (admittedly slow) death in the bath!

He protected you from the stalker slutty worm!

4/29/102:47 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

We've bought a house in Hillam near Monk Fryston. It's about 10-15 minutes from Selby.

4/29/102:48 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

ah.. let Queenie have him then...

baby girls love to play with worms in the garden!

4/29/102:48 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

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You're protecting a killer worm?! How do you know he didn't lure the lady worm there just to use and abuse her. Roston must die. He's a worm gorn maad.

4/29/102:50 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

The stalker slutty worm

I spared Roystons friend, i simply evited him. My neighbours must think i wierd!! First there was the frozen giant spotted slugs outside my door now they catch me at 6:00am throwing a worm out my flat

4/29/102:52 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

Queenie Monk Fryston is a really lovely place very picturesk (sp), and a nice distance from Selby

4/29/102:54 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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now they catch me at 6:00am throwing a worm out my flat

been there, done that, got the offspring!

4/29/102:55 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

Did you know slugs have mouths? silly question but once a slug decided to drop in on me in the bath so i watch it drown. It was gasping for breath.

4/29/102:55 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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How do you know he didn't lure the lady worm there just to use and abuse her.

this is a fair point! So still cannot kill the Royston... he will be needed to give evidence.. or just be evidence!

4/29/102:57 PM

Sexy_KellyMember

Dirty im NOT the only one!!!!

I feel slightly better knowing im not the only one with a worm proplem

4/29/102:57 PM

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