I iz ready and waiting
And thanks for all the dosh I got from your Farm yeterda
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And thanks for all the dosh I got from your Farm yeterday
I didn't realise you were in today because I was in full page mode and you don't see anyone give you a message..
I hope you got lots of dosh today because I put some work up earlier
I hope you got lots of dosh today because I put some work up earlier
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Wonder if Squiggle is watching
Milo won't let me type - he keeps wanting me to cuddle him
Not sure I'd want to eat at this blokes house - he doesn't seem to know whether his food is in date or not
Not sure I'd want to eat at this blokes house - he doesn't seem to know whether his food is in date or not
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I didn't realise you were in today because I was in full page mode and you don't see anyone give you a message.. I hope you got lots of dosh today because I put some work up earlie
*gets maginifying glass* It was wonderful yesterday, cos I have only just started this farm (although I had another). I was well impressed with all your *businesses*
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I was well impressed with all your *businesses*
Tates and Barney have loads too 
I actually have 3 farms of my own and I look after one for Milo and one for my niece I'm a very busy farmer 
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His kitchen doesn't look to clean either....
Cat on the table I like the flat but I don't like his *junk yard* design 
Not very clean and he's had the cheek to be so critical of everyone else 
and he's had the cheek to be so critical of everyone else
I used to love playing jacks but I was so poor I couldn't afford the real thing for ages so I had to play with stones 
until I beat all my friends who gambled with their Jacks 
Did you notice that manky onion in his veg basket
until I beat all my friends who gambled with their Jacks Did you notice that manky onion in his veg basket
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I would get out fast if I was his cat...... it could end up on the wall!!!
ha ha I love his dining table - gimme
Just one scallop?
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Just one scallop?
He's spoiling them Soozy what's that cuisine where they only give you small portions - Nouvelle cuisine??? I think this is his take on that type of food.
oooo I say this is a bit risquÃĐ
the cat's on the table again
the cat's on the table again
Good grief! What's all that about?
He got more than I think he deserved
I still think Sarah is gonna score the most
I still think Sarah is gonna score the most
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So, is it gonna be Ray tonight?
Deffo - Ray and Glenys for the chop tonight
OMG look at the state of the floor
Wonder if he'll give them a yellow - which turns to Red?
Not impressed Brendan - you should have given them the card
I would be well ticked off by them - first they're late then they have to stop to search their luggage for the ring 
Martin is such a perv - straight for the knickers
Martin is such a perv - straight for the knickers
oooo I like Johannes 
Have Sam and Charlie got a penguin that they are cuddling?
I'd love to fire walk
I'd love to fire walk
Boys that was a biatchy comment saying that because the other lads come from South London they are used to having knives at their throat
oooooooooooooh snooty posh boys. 'He's probably had a knife at his throat'. Gone off them big time.
I've gone off Sam and Charlie
Ray and Glennys to go
Ray and Glennys to go
Why and when were they on it before?
Glennys definitely isn't taking this well
Ooooo not an alliance - there's a cartel *wonder if they deal in oil*
Ooooo not an alliance - there's a cartel *wonder if they deal in oil*
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Why and when were they on it before?
They were on the last series but were kicked off after 2 days because Ray annoyed everyone as he's a tad boring. To be fair there was an alliance last time which is probably why they have been allowed back on. However, Ray hasn't accepted that his behaviour goes some way as to why they are being evicted 
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I think I would like to see the girls go next.....
So would I but I think it will be a yellow for Margaret and Michael I also don't like Glenn - Rebecca is OK. Disliking the boys Sam and Charlie now as well
Thanks for the company see you here tomorrow 
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I think I would like to see the girls go next.....
i think so too ...........theyr'e getting mighty cocky IMO. Don't like that.
Just stopping by to say I saw them both and love them both (my first post on this particular thread so I have not read the other 857 !!).
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Well glad you enjoyed them EC.... I think they are great progs...
I have to say, I think CDWM is funnier than some comedy shows. The voiceover guy is priceless.
Sarah better not let me down tonight - I'm hoping she produces the best meal. Although I'm interested to see what meal January comes up with
Cauliflower puree is fine Where Tim is concerned - normal service is resumed he's back to moaning. After yesterday's effort - he should pull his head in
Where Tim is concerned - normal service is resumed he's back to moaning. After yesterday's effort - he should pull his head in
Why on Earth would you have tomato salsa with scallops when you've already got cauliflower puree!!!! 
those two tastes doing go together
those two tastes doing go together
I always do my breadcrumbs in a food processor - so much easier than a liquidiser
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Tim looks like his hair could do with a good wash....
Vintage dirt 
he's as grubby as his house was
January seems to find fault with everything - a bit like Tim so I hope she also falls flat on her face
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That look nice but I would like it less pink....
she warmed it up and gave it life again I'm surprised it didn't jump off the plate and go baaaaah!
The sorbet looks lovely
Wish I had a figure that was good enough to wear something like that
Biatchy mark from January there
See even the wildlife don't like Nicki and Amanda
Martin is such a perv
Yey my sort of people I love rockers
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Size 4
I was that size when I was younger - then again I was slightly anorexic 
Oh new people.
Oh low bridge/beam.
Glenn is really getting on my nerves - more than Martin so he has to go which is a shame for Becca
Hi Baz and all.
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Biatchy mark from January there
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She obviously wants to win tomorrow. I just hope she doesn't!!! Thread is getting a little muddled between the two programmes at this stage.
Can't blame her for being competitive but no need to be biatchy about it We kept the two programmes together as it's easier and it worked well last year
oooo that roof top tour would make me feel ill - I don't do heights
is it just the skylight that got broken?
I want to smack Glen round the choppers
I want to smack Glen round the choppers
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LMAO... snap on both counts Pengy
Telepsychotic twins should have done the roof tour
Are they not seeing Glen like we are???? He's a twonk
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Why do I think Amanda is perhaps more worried in case anyone votes for them , rather than the other way round...
I don't think she's recovered from the yellow card
Worra tart flashing her buttocks
Finland - I love Finland Helsinki, Lahti and Tampere are my favourite places on earth with the exception of God's own country Ireland
Finland - I love Finland
Helsinki, Lahti and Tampere are my favourite places on earth with the exception of God's own country Ireland
See you in the HL fred later
It's January's night tonight evening all
evening all
Hi Baz. Pengy Just watched Tim's on 4OD...lovely menu, (well apart from the ice-cream disaster!) but can't stand him. Haven't seen Sarah's yet, how did she do?
Just watched Tim's on 4OD...lovely menu, (well apart from the ice-cream disaster!) but can't stand him. Haven't seen Sarah's yet, how did she do?
Oh blimey, just seen, Sarah in the lead
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Haven't seen Sarah's yet, how did she do?
Evening Supes - hope you're feeling better 
Sarah's menu wasn't too bad - her rack of lamb looked quite good but I don't think her behaviour went down well with the others.
I think Tim is being a right knob taking two points off her there
Have to say January's menu is sounding very good
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OMG Grits....
I don't like them either I like macaroni cheese
Blimey, that main sounds a bit much going on
half a tea spoon woman - you wouldn't want a tablespoon it would over power
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How are you feeling today?
'Bout the same..thought I felt bit better yesterday but back to feeling again today BUT, really looking forward to tonight
Ummm that pie looks lovely
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Sarah in the lead
EDIT!!!
Ha Ha, I don't want any of them to win!!!
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Have you seen the nurse?
Yeah, was there yesterday Baz, which is why I missed CDWM...just keep saing it's going to take a long time to...errrm I'l stop there, don't want go into the gory detail while we're enjoying the CDWM food!
I've never had grits but looking at them doubt I've missed much
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just keep saing it's going to take a long time to.
you haven't picked up MRSA or anyfing have you? As someone who's had that 4 times I know it can delay wound healing (hence why I'm an expert on bloody tissue viability) or is it a bog standard strep infection?Back to CDWM - grits
looked awful
It's it just me or is there something about Tim's hair and sideburns that makes you feel
I agree with Ryan - I don't think the scallops were anything to do Tim being ill and more likely the amount of plonk the twonk has drunk
What's collard greens?
EDIT: Just googled, kinda cabbage
EDIT: Just googled, kinda cabbage
Presentation of the main meal didn't look very good the hens look too large for one person.
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What's collard greens?
*goes to google them*
Hello all.Like the look of those big prawns,not sure about grits though.
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*goes to google them*
Ha, ha, that's what I just did!
Collards are part of the brassica family - like a cabbage. Not really grown in the UK - more a USA/South American veg
The pie looks nice
The pie looks nice
Hi Katty Did you sort out your cookie clearing?
Did you sort out your cookie clearing?
Considering how bad Tim's meal was he's got a bliddy cheek to criticize anyone else's meals -nasty man
Oooo January could do this
Looks like January has won
Yes Super,clearing cookies solved the problem.
Ha, ha he could have won if he hadn't messed his whole evening up
Grrrrrrr! I wanted Sarah to win but well done January you biatch deserved it
but well done January you biatch deserved it
I said on Monday Tim was a knob,and he is.
ooooo I love this song - Native New Yorker *sings and twirls like a loon*
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I said on Monday Tim was a knob,and he is.
You were right Katty!
Haven't seen it last couple of nights, what are the new couple like?
Awww it's Suomi Turku has a lovely cathedral if I remember rightly
Turku has a lovely cathedral if I remember rightly
Amanda gimme da penguin 
My friends fiancÃĐ is called Pekka - he's far too old to be him
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Yes Super,clearing cookies solved the problem.
I knew that was the problem - I just couldn't tell you how to do it I know I'm about as much use as a chocolate teapot
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My friends fiancÃĐ is called Pekka
Martin you are a perv
<---- seriously it's quite a popular name for boys although obviously I haven't mentioned what the meaning is here Her previous bf was called Risto I kept calling him Bisto
These two look like they're going to be a pita
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Her previous bf was called Risto I kept calling him Bisto
Ha Ha
dare I say it - but they (the newbies) look rough as old boots
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Ha Ha
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dare I say it - but they (the newbies) look rough as old boots
Glad you said it!
Gimp suits