Strict measurements -
I'm actually agreeing with Nadia 
Baz
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That Shepard's Pie looks quite nice...
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When you have a boob job.. do you have to sign something that says you'll let any random stranger squish 'em when they feel like it?
Seems to be Kaffy!
I'd forgotten just how irritating Bellend is.
Milo is entranced with Sophie's dog 
(he's my dog btw)
(he's my dog btw)
Parmasan rind? how long does it keep for in fridge?
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I'd forgotten just how irritating Bellend is.
Thank heavens he wasn't in UBB!
Nadia's chowder looks nice
Why are men obsessed with breasts?
Hold my bated breath while they tell me
Hold my bated breath while they tell me
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Hold my bated breath while they tell me
Have you gone blue yet?
Burger sauce!! 
Surprised she got such a low mark I think it looked OK 
I think it looked OK
Portugeze sausage being hard to swallow!!
So.. is sophie wearing a strapless dress with a reinforced bra?
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So.. is sophie wearing a strapless dress with a reinforced bra?
I wasn't looking! 
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I wasn't looking!
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Portugeze sausage being hard to swallow!!
Good job Davina didn't say that or there'd be trouble
How surprising Brian has been single since winning BB!
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Good job Davina didn't say that or there'd be trouble
i hate this twonk.
Brian's soup
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Have you gone blue yet?
Well it wasn't worth writing home about I am looking at some sort of stir fry of sorts, that is meant to be soup... i only hope he is going to add some liquid in it hahahaha
Oh ye Gads he's using Chicken sauce mix instead of stock bet it tastes revolting 
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i hate this twonk.
Me too 
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Good job Davina didn't say that or there'd be trouble
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Me too Sophie's not much better!
It's like a 'who's thickest?' competition!
I want to knock some sense into Sophie - I can't believe she is this stooopid!!!!
Despite all those restaurants she's been in, she still hasn't developed a sophisticated pallet
Despite all those restaurants she's been in, she still hasn't developed a sophisticated pallet
Nasty Nicks green soup - well he got the Nasty bit right 
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Parmasan rind? how long does it keep for in fridge?
Months. It's expensive stuff - get every last penny's worth....
I can help liking him sophie...
Jesus, tuna should be leaking blood. Poor fishy 
Nadia is Italian now then...
This meal looks revolting.
FGS Sophie educate yourself girl (can you tell I don't like Sophie)
FGS Sophie educate yourself girl
(can you tell I don't like Sophie)
That cookie is huge!!!
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(can you tell I don't like Sophie)
Glad you clarified that Pengy. I don't like any of them. I wish they'd all choked.
Brian D still winning!
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Glad you clarified that Pengy. I don't like any of them. I wish they'd all choked.
Still time!
What really, really, REALLY curdles my gravy is someone who has no interest in food being on this programme. 
Good evening, btw.
Good evening, btw.
Burger and chips!!!
Evelyn
Still time!
Sadly we already know two of them made it into UBB *sighs*
Indeed Cosmo! hello 
Hey cos... 
Nadia is incredibly rude
looks like another disaster of a dinner
looks like another disaster of a dinner
"It's a wonder she's breathing"
Sophie's menu..? T*ts and f@nny, perchance?
Honesty, it really grinds my gears when they b'stardise this programme
'ello again.
Honesty, it really grinds my gears when they b'stardise this programme
'ello again.
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Good evening, btw.
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What really, really, REALLY curdles my gravy is someone who has no interest in food being on this programme.
So pleased you voiced this. I thought that earlier, but got carried away by busoms and Parmasan 
Cosmo
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Nadia is incredibly rude
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Sophie's menu..? T*ts and f@nny, perchance?
You forgot the frilly pink thing, fit where it touched Still it stopped the slops
I'm munching pistachio's here - just got to the end and they're all the ones that are half opened so I need to find a screw driver or knife to open them fully
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That's cos it's only an hour long
She's looking most intelligent next to Bellend and Sophie - mind you not difficult!
Is she for real - Guacamole = gonorrhoea yuky madam
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
" Gonorrhoea, Madam? "
" Gonorrhoea, Madam? "
I prefer all the non-celeb earlier series, Baz. I swear some must have ended up with salmonella on more than one occasion.
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You forgot the frilly pink thing, fit where it touched
I made SURE I forgot it..!
WTF does she look like? Lovely... but she looks like a hooker.
Waffles are so nice when made properly but oh so fattening
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WTF does she look like? Lovely... but she looks like a hooker.
AS IF she wanted to discourage Bellend!
Loloolllllolol
Brian leching dog-face
Brian leching dog-face
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she looks like a hooker.
spot on Brian - Nadia doesn't do criticism
ooh Nadia's off
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Loloolllllolol Brian leching dog-face
Hello Muffers
Dunno about you but.....I'm gutted to have missed out on such a wonderful dinner party.
Why can't mine all be like this?
Why can't mine all be like this?
Brian B has spoilt this for me!
Nadia isn't pleased she didn't win
Glad Brian D won
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Why can't mine all be like this?
You need to invite some classy famous people, Cos
Not one fecker hospitalised...... shame.
Right thanks for the company I'll see some of you in the HL fred - I'm off to watch WDYTYA
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Not one fecker hospitalised...... shame.
Well thanks for the company all - Brian B and Sophie depressed me!
That was a bit of a let down.. but I should have expected that I suppose.
See you highlight peeps in an hour.
See you highlight peeps in an hour.
Sometimes you just enjoy talking about them on here, more than watching the thing.
Thanks for ya company y'all xx
Thanks for ya company y'all xx
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You need to invite some classy famous people, Cos
I knew there was a flaw somewhere..! See you all in the HL's thread later. xxx
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Not one fecker hospitalised...... shame.
Sectioned meeebeee 
sorry but i can't be botherd to read all the thread but, why are those two on this series that were voted out last series? i was thinking i'd seen them somewhere before and then my daughter was watching with me tonight (she was away last week) and she said haven't they been on before and then it clicked where i'd seen them before
Thanks Baz i must have missed when they joined and the reason they are back
i must have missed when they joined and the reason they are back
What a disappointment that was :-( And Sophie and Brian B surely can't be that dense??? Oh and wonder what Nadia's 'excuse' for her appaling behaviour was this time???
Best bit of the show was when the camera focused in on the goldfish and the commentator made the quip about a three minute memory
Best bit of the show was when the camera focused in on the goldfish and the commentator made the quip about a three minute memory
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they couldn't darn well cook!
Yes, and that they didn't know their liquidisers from their whisks, how to squeeze a lemon etc. etc!
Cave man diet? Mmmm wonder what that might be
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Best bit of the show was when the camera focused in on the goldfish and the commentator made the quip about a three minute memory
that was so funny Evening all
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Hi Super
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Cave man diet? Mmmm wonder what that might be
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I'm rather hoping he clubs Sarah over the head
LOL!
Ryan starts by badly chopping up an onion and hacking at garlic
Wonder where prehistorics bought their schwarz herbs and spices?!?
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How are you feeling today Super?
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How are you feeling today Super?
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has the District Nurse been to see you?
No, I have to go into the surgery Pengy : next ap't Thursday morning
I just found myself in the HL fred and thought you'd all gone and left me
Ryan looks like a twonk
Ryan looks like a twonk
TBH , he just looks a prick in that caveman outfit!
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next ap't Thursday morning
It's a bit of a wait considering you are nauseous If it were me I'd be landing (or in your case hobbling) up to the surgery tomorrow and ask to be seen as an emergency
Or Supes is there anyone that can go to a chemist and get you some Motillium tablets?
I was prescribed these to stop me from being nauseous - they're only a couple of quid and they do work
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/bra...cines/100003626.html
I was prescribed these to stop me from being nauseous - they're only a couple of quid and they do work
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/bra...cines/100003626.html
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If it were me I'd be landing (or in your case hobbling) up to the surgery tomorrow and ask to be seen as an emergency
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Motillium tablets
Oooo, never heard of those Pengy, if it continues I'll get some
That doesn't look a lot better than Brian's efforts of last night!
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Squiggle
I thought that - what has she been up to she needs to be interrogated 
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Squiggle
No honey, any girl would run a mile if they turned up and you were wearing that get-up
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They found something in his bedroom that said Love Squiggle
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They found something in his bedroom that said Love Squiggle Super
January and Sarah found some Boxing gloves that said To Ryan love Squiggle I've left a message in the Ben Buddies thread asking what she's been up to
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I've left a message in the Ben Buddies thread asking what she's been up to
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No honey, any girl would run a mile if they turned up and you were wearing that get-up
EDIT: except Squiggle LOL
Don't think much of his pudding peach and date castle
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Did you ask her if she knew any cavemen?
I'll leave that to you
Tim is so far up his own ass he can't see his toe nails
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Tim is so far up his own ass he can't see his toe nails
Not liking him or January As bonkers as Sarah is, I bet she does the best meal
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I really hope Timo goes today!!!
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I really hope Timo goes today!!!
Me too, fingers crossed
Ray and his wife,why were they brought back? they've been on before.
oooooooooo how biatchy That's Val's leave it there
Katty we think they've been bought back because the alliance last series didn't give them a chance on the tour. I have a feeling they'll be gonners tomorrow because Ray hasn't learnt his lesson to address his boring, endless knowledge that he just has to impart to you
Katty we think they've been bought back because the alliance last series didn't give them a chance on the tour. I have a feeling they'll be gonners tomorrow because Ray hasn't learnt his lesson to address his boring, endless knowledge that he just has to impart to you
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Ray and his wife,why were they brought back? they've been on before.
Gawd knows, certainly not because they're vibrant and interesting!
Oooo synchronised swimming, I used to do that
Timo and Val Grrrrr gerrem out
gerrem out
Oh that looks freezing..brrrrr!
Val and Timo - bad move - you'll certainly be up for not joining in
Oh shit Bungee jumping....I could NOT do that
Timo and Val are so horrible I hope they get sent home tonight..
Even when I was younger and fitter there is still no way I'd ever do a bungee jump!
Bungee jumping - no not for me - my breakfast/dinner would resurface
Actually, as it's over water, if I had to do it I would...that's less scary
That is making me sick just looking at them going over
Ok the mean streak is coming out in me, please, please let the elastic snap!
Ha, Ha, CHICKEN!
Timo bottled it and ye Gods Margaret is having a go
and ye Gods Margaret is having a go 
Go Margaret... show Timo up YEAH
OMG Brave lady 64 years old, well done Margaret.
Big up to Margaret
Tbag wimped out
Tbag wimped out
They are sooooo going home
Well Val and Timo are toast...
Val you cannot possibly justify yours and TBags behaviour
Oh that old chestnut, I'm just outspoken, I don't mean to offend
Looks like it could be a clean sweep
Snap Baz
Girls saying it how it is!
Val and Timo see ya wouldn't want to be you
Oooooo didn't want to be hugged - cah witch and the mountain goat
Oooooo didn't want to be hugged - cah
witch and the mountain goat
Cya here tomorrow and in the HL fred laters
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I have to say that I don't really like the girls either..
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Looks like you are right about tomorrow's vote Pengy
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I have to say that I don't really like the girls either...
Nah me neither,they are a bit smug and nasty too,looks like they have an alliance going with the young guys and that other pair of guys.Looks like it'll be Ray and his missus out tomorrow.
I finally have a TV again so I'll be with you lovely people tomorrow.
Wasnt that a great show tonight, what a tropper that Margaret was ! Showed up that Tito and Val big time, what a horrible pair they were