Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration 
In a REAL life saving dilemma he would just have to rest and let the others get on with it...........he should be sent OFF!
Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
One look at all that mud and I'd have been off
Beginning to think that this programme is pretty daft
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
Good thinking
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
One look at all that mud and I'd have been off
Oh yes!
That is right......he shouldn't be patched up and sent back......after all he has lost a nail..........
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
One look at all that mud and I'd have been off
And I be right in front of you
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
Good thinking
Not a Leo for nowt
Syd posted:That is right......he shouldn't be patched up and sent back......after all he has lost a nail..........
And the top of his finger 
Kaytee posted:Beginning to think that this programme is pretty daft
It is..........but I LOVE a good MOAN at daftness.........
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Iād go into shock without the bliddy dehydration
I wouldn't be there.....I'd have organised a mutiny,chucked the medic and crew off the boat and sailed off to freedom....dropping the casualty off at the hossie in the nearest resort.....about 10 mins downriver
Good thinking
Not a Leo for nowt
Syd posted:Kaytee posted:Beginning to think that this programme is pretty daft
It is..........but I LOVE a good MOAN at daftness.........
Yogi19 posted:Syd posted:That is right......he shouldn't be patched up and sent back......after all he has lost a nail..........
And the top of his finger
Well it was attached to the nail...........
Syd posted:That is right......he shouldn't be patched up and sent back......after all he has lost a nail..........
And his finger end......elf and safety .....infection risk
Haha, Ed's brain is too complex
Syd posted:Yogi19 posted:Syd posted:That is right......he shouldn't be patched up and sent back......after all he has lost a nail..........
And the top of his finger
Well it was attached to the nail...........
Syd posted:Kaytee posted:Beginning to think that this programme is pretty daft
It is..........but I LOVE a good MOAN at daftness.........
True......have you noticed that the Indian lady is spotlessly clean, hair all tidy and again immaculate manicure
Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Kaytee posted:Beginning to think that this programme is pretty daft
It is..........but I LOVE a good MOAN at daftness.........
True......have you noticed that the Indian lady is spotlessly clean, hair all tidy and again immaculate manicure
Man up!!
Baz posted:Oh quit crying ..you wuss
Snap
Blondie......the obligatory wuss ......man up you plank
Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Kaytee posted:Blondie......the obligatory wuss ......man up you plank
We are all on the same page
Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Don't tell him that, he'll be in hysterics
Baz posted:Baz posted:Oh quit crying ..you wuss
Exactly
You're talking to yourself
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Blondie......the obligatory wuss ......man up you plank
We are all on the same page
Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Don't tell him that, he'll be in hysterics
Baz posted:They found the perforations at last
Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Baz posted:Oh quit crying ..you wuss
Exactly
You're talking to yourself
Oh yeah
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Baz posted:Oh quit crying ..you wuss
Exactly
You're talking to yourself
Oh yeah
You're going as daft as me
Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Baz posted:Oh quit crying ..you wuss
Exactly
You're talking to yourself
The delirium of trying to Escape the Escape has set in....
There's my kind of ship.....Rob Bryden on Britannia
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Baz posted:Oh quit crying ..you wuss
Exactly
You're talking to yourself
Oh yeah
You're going as daft as me
Going? ..I went long ago
Oh well.....so did I lol
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:There's my kind of ship.....Rob Bryden on Britannia
Yeah
Love that boat .....it's gorgeous
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath 
Whoops a collapse......gracefully squelching down into the mud
Kaytee posted:There's my kind of ship.....Rob Bryden on Britannia
Book me a place too
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Is he going to buy you a new one.
(I'm not being callous, I know he's okay)
Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Mr KT was given a simple task collect the fallen apples, but he stood under the tree for a whinge and got clocked on the head by a very large Bramley lol
Baz posted:Iām sorry , but Ant would his stupid , inane , condescending advice shoved down his throat if I was there
It's the script the producers have given him
Makes me laugh the way they are trying to tell us that to SURVIVE you have to GRIT your teeth and get on with it.............Like we don't know that...
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Mr KT was given a simple task collect the fallen apples, but he stood under the tree for a whinge and got clocked on the head by a very large Bramley lol
ROFL Did you laugh?
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:There's my kind of ship.....Rob Bryden on Britannia
Will do.....forum hol
Syd posted:Makes me laugh the way they are trying to tell us that to SURVIVE you have to GRIT your teeth and get on with it.............Like we don't know that...
Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Is he going to buy you a new one.
(I'm not being callous, I know he's okay
He thinks he can stick it back together ...but yeah , heās buying a new one ....he just doesnāt know it yet
Kaytee posted:Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:There's my kind of ship.....Rob Bryden on Britannia
Will do.....forum hol
Perfect
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Mr KT was given a simple task collect the fallen apples, but he stood under the tree for a whinge and got clocked on the head by a very large Bramley lol
ROFL
Of course.....There was I, raking leaves, sweeping path and patio and generally working my socks off.....I call that bash karma lol
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Mr KT was given a simple task collect the fallen apples, but he stood under the tree for a whinge and got clocked on the head by a very large Bramley lol
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Is he going to buy you a new one.
(I'm not being callous, I know he's okay
He thinks he can stick it back together
That's my girl
Kaytee posted:Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Mr KT was given a simple task collect the fallen apples, but he stood under the tree for a whinge and got clocked on the head by a very large Bramley lol
ROFL
Of course.....There was I, raking leaves, sweeping path and patio and generally working my socks off.....I call that bash karma lol
Love it
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Is he going to buy you a new one.
(I'm not being callous, I know he's okay
He thinks he can stick it back together
The squirrels banjaxed mine....so nobody gets a bath now
I've realised I couldn't care less if this lot fail. I'm more interested in Mr B's fall and Mr K's bang on the head
Baz posted:Oooo they failed
No heroes in that group lol
Baz posted:Oooo they failed
I suppose it's good that they don't succeed every week
Yogi19 posted:I've realised I couldn't care less if this lot fail. I'm more interested in Mr B's fall and Mr K's bang on the head
Thanks for the company, everyone 
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Tears already, does he not know HE MIGHT DIE????????????????
Confirms my belief that men are useless in an emergency......trivial stuff they can do.....eventually......but the other , no chance
Yes
I refer you to Mr KT....a walking disaster area lol
Well Mr B managed to fall over today .....and smash my bird bath
Mr KT was given a simple task collect the fallen apples, but he stood under the tree for a whinge and got clocked on the head by a very large Bramley lol
ROFL
I did
Night night all
Law of averages, someone had to fail...........
'Til week after next.....xxx
Evening Baz
Is it the desert island tonight?
Baz posted:Letās hope this lot have more gumption !šš
Yes
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Is it the desert island tonight?
I think so ....cue Bear Grylls ššš
With his āstating the obviousā pieces to camera
Baz posted:Yorkshire ....g help us šš
Baz posted:Well thatās a doddle
You reckon?
Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Is it the desert island tonight?
I think so ....cue Bear Grylls ššš
Yes, now we have Ant doing it
Yes, he needs to throttle the person who is writing his little speeches
Baz posted:I big Yorkshire pudding should do it
Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Baz posted:Yogi19 posted:Is it the desert island tonight?
I think so ....cue Bear Grylls ššš
Yes, now we have Ant doing it
Yes, he needs to throttle the person who is writing his little speeches
Yes