Judging by last time I had the misfortune to see Eastenders, skipfulls of anti-depressants and some ear plugs seems a good bet.

iv been told someone as stolen it

i have no clue,she never even left the square

Billy's girlfriend Julie i reckon Tina  you should never trust anyone with that name

Didn't her mum and that Danny fella steal the lot? Or has that already happened? But forget that - WHO PUT MY JACK BRANNING IN THE BLOODY BOOT????!!!!!!!1!1111111!

Why didn't they think to look is the point Karma, seeing as his phone was right next to the car  i was shouting he's in the boot

It never occurred to me that he could be in the boot cos I thought he was smuggled into a van? Saying that though I'm surprised Max didn't notice the extra weight in the car, you can usually tell if there's another body in the car with you or not (dead or alive )

AND I'm sure when Max was driving he must have gone over speed bumps or driven on a bit of gnarly road, surely Jack would have bounced a bit in the boot? Ohhh silly me *slaps forehead* they have perfectly smooth roads in Walford!

And while I'm at it there should be bloody speed humps round Albert Square, have you seen the way some of them tear round it? SO irresponsible!

Why didn't he start kicking the boot  i like Roxy's hair though  my daughter keep's telling me to have it cut like but i've had long hair for 20 odd years i'm too scared

Oh and why is Max's new G/friend dressing like she's off too a fashion shoot everyday