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Obviously a rummage.
I bet she has a HUGE
handbag.
Wind, it's all them Sprouts!
I went for wind as she's a sprouty and look at that uncomfortable look on her face <-------- 
Full of hot air just waiting to be released.....
Surely wind is a given being that she's a sprout?
See, nobody thinks bad of me Cosmic 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Full of hot air just waiting to be released.....
And I can fart with the best of them!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
See, nobody thinks bad of me Cosmic
Indeed not. We luvs ya and your wind-rummage fetishes.
Wind
LOL!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Full of hot air just waiting to be released.....
And I can fart with the best of them!
I'd rather you had a rummage!
Spray of Febreze....no-one'll know
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Spray of Febreze....no-one'll know
I did when you left the last thread 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Spray of Febreze....no-one'll know
Us with a discerning nose will 
.....
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Spray of Febreze....no-one'll know
Us with a discerning nose will .....
'Paula'
I'm not sure what this thread is about but on a helpful note my maternal gran had a saying.....
"Let your wind go free
Where ere you may be
In church or chapel
Or out at sea
In church let it rattle!"
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm not sure what this thread is about but on a helpful note my maternal gran had a saying..... "Let your wind go free Where ere you may be In church or chapel Or out at sea In church let it rattle!"
My nana was a bit more blunt.. hers was where ere ye be, let yer wind gang free, was a twisted fart that near killed me
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm not sure what this thread is about but on a helpful note my maternal gran had a saying..... "Let your wind go free Where ere you may be In church or chapel Or out at sea In church let it rattle!"
My nana was a bit more blunt.. hers was where ere ye be, let yer wind gang free, was a twisted fart that near killed me
and Paula!!
Lol, belated wind, because it's funny
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm not sure what this thread is about but on a helpful note my maternal gran had a saying..... "Let your wind go free Where ere you may be In church or chapel Or out at sea In church let it rattle!"
My nana was a bit more blunt.. hers was where ere ye be, let yer wind gang free, was a twisted fart that near killed me
PMSL!
My mam's and dad's was similar to Joes. Wherever you may be, let your wind go free.........be in church or chapel.......let it rattle
Just as an aside .................I remember seeing graffiti on a toilet wall years ago.
Here I sit broken hearted
Paid my penny and only farted.
Poetry at it's finest.