I could just imagine what Milo would do if I put him in a high-chair 
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Hi Yogi & Pengy 
I will join you properly shortly, Mr B is just watching the end of a programme 
Tell him to hurry up.
what a cheek..
Mr B or me?
....Mr B of course...he must know what time it is and where the record button is
That's alright then.
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I could just imagine what Milo would do if I put him in a high-chair
...Skye would leap out immediately and chair would be a pile of rubble...must try and put it on Youve been framed
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm with you now I couldn't tell him to record it cos it was a recording ....Dial M for Murder ....I couldn't expect him to switch it off just as it got to the punch line
we'll let him off this time but not next - he needs to know his place in the pecking order and that is a long way behind CDWM 
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I could just imagine what Milo would do if I put him in a high-chair
I couldn't get a highchair big enough for Keira - not that she'd let me put her in one. Why would she do that to a dog, it's beyond strange?
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm with you now I couldn't tell him to record it cos it was a recording ....Dial M for Murder ....I couldn't expect him to switch it off just as it got to the punch line
we'll let him off this time but not next - he needs to know his place in the pecking order and that is a long way behind CDWM
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm with you now I couldn't tell him to record it cos it was a recording ....Dial M for Murder ....I couldn't expect him to switch it off just as it got to the punch line
Aww ok we will let him off just this once
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I could just imagine what Milo would do if I put him in a high-chair
Who put a dog in a high chair !
tonight's host - she has her dog Bubbles in a high chair
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm with you now I couldn't tell him to record it cos it was a recording ....Dial M for Murder ....I couldn't expect him to switch it off just as it got to the punch line
I could have loaned him the DVD, if I'd known.
Tonight's host is rather OTT.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm with you now I couldn't tell him to record it cos it was a recording ....Dial M for Murder ....I couldn't expect him to switch it off just as it got to the punch line
I could have loaned him the DVD, if I'd known.
I've seen it several times...and was tempted to tell him the ending
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Tonight's host is rather OTT.
Not 'arf...and the other woman seems a bit baitchy
I am laughing at her doing her Indian accent but at the same time thinking we'd never get away with that 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Tonight's host is rather OTT.
Not 'arf...and the other woman seems a bit baitchy
Yes on both counts
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm with you now I couldn't tell him to record it cos it was a recording ....Dial M for Murder ....I couldn't expect him to switch it off just as it got to the punch line
I could have loaned him the DVD, if I'd known.
I've seen it several times...and was tempted to tell him the ending
yuk! prawn poop 
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Tonight's host is rather OTT.
Not 'arf...and the other woman seems a bit baitchy
I am laughing at her doing her Indian accent but at the same time thinking we'd never get away with that
Originally Posted by Pengy:
yuk! prawn poop
That would have put me off.
Originally Posted by Pengy:
yuk! prawn poop
yes, no excuse for that
Originally Posted by Baz:
The dog is at the table
It's so wrong.
She is a complete cah, that wingebag
Originally Posted by Baz:
The other woman is a total,pain !!!
Originally Posted by Amythist:
She is a complete cah, that wingebag
Grade A PITA.
I think Heather is going to tactically mark everyone down
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I think Heather is going to tactically mark everyone down
I think that is a certainty.
Just give her a lemon to suck...with a wasp in it
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Just give her a lemon to suck...with a wasp in it
I second that!
prawn cocktail, soup and pate!!!!
Originally Posted by Pengy:
prawn cocktail, soup and pate!!!!
Culinary overkill
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Just give her a lemon to suck...with a wasp in it
you need to tweet that or I will
Originally Posted by Pengy:
prawn cocktail, soup and pate!!!!
Cue Starsky and Hutch music, brown and cerise furnishings and Avocado baths
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fabulous rear end no doubt
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fat rear end no doubt
I edited it for you.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fabulous rear end no doubt
No ....I'd kick her in that ...and slap her phisog!!
She's bringing out your violent side.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fat rear end no doubt
I edited it for you.
..didnt know you could do that...I've been fraped!
She scored him an 8
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fat rear end no doubt
I edited it for you.
..didnt know you could do that...I've been fraped!
Many years ago on CH4 forums, I typed a lengthy post about spelling and grammar police. One of our FMs quoted and edited it, adding loads of spelling and grammar errors. That's how I knew how to do it.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
She scored him an 8
Originally Posted by Baz:
She gave him an 8 ...
*faints* I know
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snap Yogi
High five, Baz.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fat rear end no doubt
I edited it for you.
..didnt know you could do that...I've been fraped!
Many years ago on CH4 forums, I typed a lengthy post about spelling and grammar police. One of our FMs quoted and edited it, adding loads of spelling and grammar errors. That's how I knew how to do it.
I thought it was against the rules on C4
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'd end up slapping Heather !!!
On her fat rear end no doubt
I edited it for you.
..didnt know you could do that...I've been fraped!
Many years ago on CH4 forums, I typed a lengthy post about spelling and grammar police. One of our FMs quoted and edited it, adding loads of spelling and grammar errors. That's how I knew how to do it.
I thought it was against the rules on C4
I was sure it was on CH4 but it could have been on the other place we went to, before coming here.
I love key lime pie.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Heather is sooooooo jealous of Zara's youth !!!
and rear end too I suspect
Heather doesn't like anyone or any dish grrr
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Heather is sooooooo jealous of Zara's youth !!!
and rear end too I suspect
Definitely both.
Heather is an escort?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Heather doesn't like anyone or any dish grrr
No ....she's horrid ! if she stalks you on FB give her hell
Pengy attracts stalkers.
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Heather is an escort?
Prison escorts?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Heather is an escort?
Is she ,
just guessing how she met all these famous people
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Heather doesn't like anyone or any dish grrr
No ....she's horrid ! if she stalks you on FB give her hell
Pengy attracts stalkers.
Yes .... But I meant Twitter 
I knew that.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Heather is an escort?
Prison escorts?
Eh ???
I was kidding.
would Heather know most of the stars that Ziara would know? Doubt it!
You got it in one, mate..the green eyed monster that is Heather
Originally Posted by Baz:
That pud looks lush ....his is the best meal so far ....
I think so too.
Giving out copies of his book was a bit cringey.
Originally Posted by Pengy:
would Heather know most of the stars that Ziara would know? Doubt it!
Fair point.
Don't fancy her version of Scotch Egg.
I hope someone brings a dead fly to place strategically in her trouty balls
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
You got it in one, mate..the green eyed monster that is Heather
And I hope they all mark her down on her personality
Like your thinking.
smoked trout scotch eggs
Originally Posted by Amythist:
I hope someone brings a dead fly to place strategically in her balls
Zips gob.
Oooo is that a hint she doesn't win?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
I hope someone brings a dead fly to place strategically in her balls
I think you should rephrase that ...but unlike your thinking
I have edited it...should read "trouty balls" ...hope that has cleared things up