My mum is on the phone.

or maybe her pooter overheated cos she cooked it and gave up the ghost????? 

well tell her to get awf it and you'll call her back in an hour - hello Mrs Yogi mam 

Even Bethni wouldn't cook her pooter....would she  

Hi Yogi....and mummy Yogi  

 She's off now.

 Hi Baz.

Nah, only her actifry. Where is Bethni, she hasn't been here for a while?

Blondie is putting her dumbness on !!!

who is David Milliband and is he a country   no wonder they think Brummies are thick 

Nah...she can't Actifry it ....cos she broke it!  

I meant she cooked  melted her actifry.

His meal is very mediocre .....

yep 

Low score.

Whoops ...I read it wrong  

I missed it ...Mr B decided to ring What was it ?

So the man deluded enough to think he scored 8/9 wants everyone to exceed his expectations! 

16

they are all plonkers ....except perhaps the young lad ....and I'm not even sure about him  

Purple mash.

but it tastes lovely 

oh dear ...that is low Is this the episode where Lisa and Mario make an entrance ???

I think I'll pass ta ...

 Oh no!

That looks gross  

my friend on twitter said the young lad looks like one half of the proclaimers 

that starter looks rank 

Mr Ben theme

So does the main !!  

that spring onion mash should have been binned not eaten 

Starter and main were horrible.

Her meal is dreadful....but Darren is just plain horrid!

One woman with 3 men, that isn't usual on CDWM

he's vile grrrr 

inventive but as can always happen, it backfires and the food was poor 

Darren scored her higher than I thought he would ....

yep and she's going to make a point of marking him really low 

Which one is Darren?

big fat Al Murray guy 

Darren lives in the Mailbox complex   posh 

Thanks Pengy. 

I don't like him!

Evening ....just back in from the beach and a sea swim

Darren is 

Pity he isn't  

Mario and Lisa...how cheesey

Evening Amythist.

Was the sea cold?