Originally Posted by Baz:
She's weird 
hippo dance 
silly mare 
what is that tank top all about 
Originally Posted by Baz:
They certainly know what adverts to pick for these cooking programmes!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Why do dishes that need so much cooking while the guests are there!
doesn't make sense does it 
and yuk 
she put the spoon that she dropped on the floor back in the pan
Naz mixing sweet and salt won't give you food poisoning you silly man
Originally Posted by Baz:
ROFL ... There we go again Pengy 
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think Posh Lady is going to turn tactical
yep 
she already has 
low marks
thanks for the company Baz see you in the BB thread later 
Awww this is the one her Dameship was on about 
I'm full - just scoffed my dinner and can't move
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh dear ... Too much bling !
I think tacky is the word you're looking for and oh dear Hans doesn't like bling bling and what's he doing with a Scottish surname I ask myself
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder if there will be karaoke ?
I hate themed hotels 
I believe the mother and daughter from Park Farm have marked fairly so far
Originally Posted by Baz:
The mum and daughter are marking far to fairly
you're doing it again 
Originally Posted by Baz:
And again ..ROFL
so the Dutch couple managed to find dust again must say I don't like the look of this place 
I could do without seeing Hans' hairy backside
Originally Posted by Baz:
I have to say though , with all that beautiful countryside around the last place I would have thought of taking them was a beauty salon !
but... but... but... it was cold don't you know I totally agree they could have come up with a better activity
Oooo there's trouble a brewing
look at the handcuffs above the bed
what does medium mean for scrambled eggs?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Those eggs look yuk!
I do agree with Jenny on this - they are well done
those aren't poached eggs I agree but she's really getting on my norks now
Oooo looks like biatchy fireworks tomorrow
Now it's time for Nazamatazz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Packet trifle !! Lol
and he's convinced it's a winning dessert
Originally Posted by Baz:
Is there anything she likes!
no I don't think so although the curries could be OK but I get the feeling mummy does all the cooking in his house
My God he can talk as much as Ruth
this is worse than watching pain dry but you do have to question, why do they need alcohol at the dinner table????
Originally Posted by Baz:
It's a Handi PANdy
you nutter
I like daal but not as a soup
the curries look OK but if I'm being critical, he could have served them in better bowls nice salad but the atmosphere is not there and Ruth is a very needy self centred person
Originally Posted by Baz:
The lack of alcohol is having an effect
says a lot about them imo that they can't enjoy even one night without alcohol
Originally Posted by Baz:
Maybe she doesn't want making up!!
exactly
Poor Naz so deluded as to how his meal went
Originally Posted by Baz:
Just when entertainment might have helped there was none
it's OK though Baz he thinks he got 10
Just been watching FIAB, oh my goodness, if that rent a mouth Jenny had came over to my breakfast table telling me about my scrambled eggs, she would have been wearing them! What a horrible neurotic nutcase And so rude too
I am calming now, needed that out.
As you were !
evening hello Skylark
I'm looking forward to this one as it looks quite nice
Originally Posted by Baz:
I don't think it Hanz they need to worry about ... It's motormouth
I think Jenny and Hanz are horrors - they are both as bad as each other for different reasons
Sorry I haven't been able to post so far this week. I did manage to watch on CH4+1, so I've caught up with everything.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Sorry I haven't been able to post so far this week. I did manage to watch on CH4+1, so I've caught up with everything.
we'll let you off 
these rooms are odd (being mezzanine) yet strangely nice at the same time
Hanz looking for dust
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Sorry I haven't been able to post so far this week. I did manage to watch on CH4+1, so I've caught up with everything.
we'll let you off
these rooms are odd (being mezzanine) yet strangely nice at the same time
I agree, strange but nice.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Hey there Yogi Glad you could join us tonight though
Glad you could join us tonight thoughThanks Baz, good to be here.
Oh dear, poor Richard.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Jenny!
she's obviously never heard of accidents
I want a go on one of those.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol... I'd like a go on one too Yogi
oh dear - Jen is nasty causing fireworks at the table
Jenny is annoying a lot of them.
I'd be happy to stay there, it looks lovely.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Put the toilet seat down !
Originally Posted by Baz:
Clever girl
good idea splitting them up - I personally think the brekki looked great
Breakfast looks nice.
We all agree about breakfast.
Originally Posted by Baz:
They are getting good marks ... Up til now
until Hanz started laying in on the mattress
Originally Posted by Baz:
They must pay at least the asking price ... Surely !
I would hope so, Baz.
That place is definitely the best place
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Baz:
They are getting good marks ... Up til now
until Hanz started laying in on the mattress
Hans must lie right in the middle of the bed.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Maybe they like to cuddle up
Maybe they do.
she's so posh she's got a water feature in the front garden
Naz is deluded.
Originally Posted by Pengy:
she's so posh she's got a water feature in the front garden
I've got a bird bath in my back garden, does that make me posh?
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Baz:
They are getting good marks ... Up til now
until Hanz started laying in on the mattress
Hans must lie right in the middle of the bed.
I've got an adjustable bed (which is two bases fixed together and 2 separate mattresses) occasionally I fall towards the middle but it's never stopped me having a good night sleep
Originally Posted by Baz:
But of course Yogi ...
First time I've been told I'm posh.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
she's so posh she's got a water feature in the front garden
I've got a bird bath in my back garden, does that make me posh?
I need a new one as mines got a hole in it I blame the magpies cos they use it as their bath
I hate mushroom soup
She looks a bit red.
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I hate mushroom soup
It's one soup I can't eat - and yet I love mushrooms.
I like mousse.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Anyone who spends ÂĢ480 on a handbag needs their bumps felt!
Agreed.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I hate mushroom soup
It's one soup I can't eat - and yet I love mushrooms.
same here - love mushrooms but hate them in soup. I also dislike tomato soup and carrot and coriander soup as well so don't any of you make it when I come for tea
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
I hate mushroom soup
It's one soup I can't eat - and yet I love mushrooms.
same here - love mushrooms but hate them in soup. I also dislike tomato soup and carrot and coriander soup as well so don't any of you make it when I come for tea
Okay.
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm not sure if she is having hot flushes or had hives
I'm guessing it's hot flushes.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Ok Pengy ... I've made a note ... Now, what about a nice tiramisu for pudding
Or Eton Mess?
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Ok Pengy ... I've made a note ... Now, what about a nice tiramisu for pudding
Or Eton Mess?
Lemon posset or I'm not coming
Oooo what a pair of biatches over the bag
Hasn't she ever heard of a soup ladle?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Lol... ÂĢ480 for a fake
ebay is a dangerous place to buy stuff
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Ok Pengy ... I've made a note ... Now, what about a nice tiramisu for pudding
Or Eton Mess?
Lemon posset or I'm not coming
Oooo what a pair of biatches over the bag
I love lemon desserts, so you are on.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Her presentation leaves something to be desired!
It was all a bit brown.
"My wine merchant".
Originally Posted by Baz:
Her presentation leaves something to be desired!
but she's got a wine merchant told you she was a lush
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Her presentation leaves something to be desired!
but she's got a wine merchant told you she was a lush
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Her presentation leaves something to be desired!
but she's got a wine merchant told you she was a lush
it's the truth that's why she's so red - forget menopause or rushing about
Good for Ruth.
Bribes.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Good for Ruth.
Miss model has annoyed me a lot as the week has gone on - she's all about image - beauty on the outside but ugly on the inside
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Bribes.
I bet she's got a personal shopper for that 
I think Fiona is going to be hard to beat.
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Bribes.
I bet she's got a personal shopper for that
Absobloominglutely dahling!
Thanks for the company everyone. See you in the HL thread later tonight.
Thanks for the company - see you in BB thread later
Hi Baz.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Could be a few fireworks in 4 in a Bed tonight
Could be kicking off.
Originally Posted by Baz:
We can hope Yogi
Yes! 
Originally Posted by Baz:
I have to say this is how I like my fireworks ... Not like BB!
I agree, Baz, this is so much better than the rubbish which is passing for BB nowadays.
Originally Posted by Baz:
I don't think you are particularly fair Jenny!
She isn't, and she is full of her own importance.
She is being offensive now.
Originally Posted by Baz:
I don't particularly like Hans but I detest Jenny more
Snap.
Originally Posted by Baz:
I don't particularly like Hans but I detest Jenny more
evening both - sorry I'm having trouble with my internet so if I go you'll know why
Originally Posted by Baz:
He is being very magnanimous
He is.
Jenny's hubby doesn't say much, does he?