what advert ?  

He does not deserve to win. I would give him a 5 if I were there. If he says he CAN make it all from scratch then he should have.

looks a very watery sauce 

Sorry, bad wording. I mean I was waiting for an ad break as I was busting for the rest room. 

On paper I like the sound of the menu. But in reality...

he is right about various paellas though 

ditto 

Terrible presentation for the sorbet.

her voice is getting right on my norks!!

Drew is easily pleased.

yes....he should have put it in whole oranges and frozen them too !

How much do you want to tie her to a horse by her hair and slap the back of the horse?

did you watch the  Three in a Bed at 8 last night EC ..? if not , then try and catch it .....one of the best .....in an awful sORT of way  

No, I missed/forgot about it. Will probably do the whole thing on repeat at some point when C4/E4/4Seven repeat it.

It the awful couple today.

I hope they fall flat on their faces !!

you must ....one of the owners was and  

yes !!

I missed yesterday's show.

nice house ...and rooms are ok ...shame about the owners !

it didn't go very well  

Funny shaped rooms.

They are going to town when looking for faults. 

yes  

More testicles  

in this case I will excuse them  

Sounds like a request 

Yes. Agreed.

I hope Dave/Elvira balls this up. 

you can have mine EC  

ha ha * groans*  

Glad that bit is over. 

They did not win  Hoping that breakfast is mucked up now.

I could sense you crossing youR legs  

yes, but I reckon them not winning was a ploy designed to give them extra points !

Devious b*******! 

I think David and Elvira are well suited , boring and annal 

I thought proof was in the eating?

"hair-gate"

they are going to win , aren't they !